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Negative Positive Kitteh strikes again!
My Spray Tan - let me show you it.
less oranj! I lookz laik linzee lowhan! (and, apparently, I is alliterative)
Teh more skotch ah drinks teh more ah resembul dat remarks
ahhhh…oranj…now mah nachurul enumeeez will tink i ar poysin
*Gasp*
Was that necessary? D=
Okey i kno i slep a lawng tym, but de bafroom not dis dirtee befoar?! U needs spunj an tyl kleenr, seeryuslee!
Srsly, if u finks I be cleenin awl dis crap up wif mah tung, u gots anuvver fink comin!!
Dont see no white cat (heh heh heh)
Stenciled white cat says *!@#&*
Curse you Mr. Bean!
He be paintin wiht teh dynomite again!
WIN.
i gots mai spine, i gots mai oranj krush
Collar me, don’t collar me…
Serve your cheezburger over here (over me! over me!)
Nomming it fast, over me !!
we are agents of the fur
ur all rock nerds that what u are
(of course, I got the jokes, so i guess I am too)
Ur sharpenin’ claws
Walkin on paws
To improve ur business acumen . . .
Cheezburger sighted, cheezburger met
I’m addressing the realpolitik . . .
Exhuming Macavity . . .
(yep, no doubt about it)
Naow I gotz dis song stuk in mai hed.
Ur coverage is inadequate…
Iz distinkly rememember tellin’ ma haredresser I wantz ASH Blonde, nawt Strawberrie blonde!!!!
Kitteh colurs mae run! dis wai ketteh is drai kleen onlee!!!
Ah gar-an-tee kitteh kolorz will run, jst as soon as kitteh seez dah Suopahsoakah!
onle cleen spot in house
I is in ur bafroom, disapprovin of ur howskeepin. So disgustid r i, can no look u in teh face. Go way.
Gosh, Mr marmiecat. You shouldz take UR shadose out more often. It need some time in duh sun.
Ai distinkly toad dem Ai wonted de Kal-ee-ko Spayshell
Sawree, sur. Wi b owt uv blak, sew dis bezt wi kan du.
Lead kitteh is not permeable to x-rays.
Shout® KittehWipes iz portable, so’z u can use them to remoof on-the-go stains rite away! U nevver has to go thru teh dai with an imbarrassing stayne on ur clowthingz!
White Shadow Cat Says, “Ur ginormus skrew, let me turn it foar u.”
ME…. And MY SHAAAADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
If dis kitteh lie on him side and get sprayed, dat mean da odder side be still white. Two-tone kityeh! I had a Chevy lik dat 1ce. Maybe dis radioactive kitteh who lie down and beech everting under him?
oh oh.. i muvd
Sprayin kitteh is dangerous. Might get paant in him i’s and noz and brev it in.
DO NOT DO DIS!
Hep! som evl demon make me typ dat. Who could it be?
LOLdemon whaz no ware aroun’ wai u blayme?? Dis make kitteh sad…
Am cammoflaj! can’t be ceen!
This reminds me of some kids’ exhibit at the High Museum of Art in Atlanta my Kindergarten class went to back in 198- (showing mah age heer). We stood against a blue or green wall, held our position for a few seconds, and our shadows were “photographed” on the wall. I think they used a bright light that flashed really quickly, or something from behind. I really don’t remember.
… strobe light and the wall is a sheet of phosphorous material, like what they used in film based XRAY casettes but with more lag - calcium tungstate or lanthium/ gadolinium based
I can’t believe I remembered that ;o)
Stend! You noes everting! otr at leazt ware to find it
… that was one of the ridiculous bits of info I had to memorize on my way to what I’m studying for now - don’t ask me which screens were green and which blue tho
No idea. “Green Screen” is a more advanced version of the older “Blue Screen” system, but they both work basically the same way.
Actually I think that was at Sci-Trek.
I remember something like that, but it was probably a museum in Chicago. Ah, technology.
Oh dear. You did that too? I remember doing that in kindergarten as well. I guess I’m showing my age as well (though I’m really not too old). Sigh, I miss the High Museum.
We hab da same ting at passifik siense senter in seeaddul!
I iz makin sno angel, sorta…onlee not sno and not angel.
Predaturr Kitteh
waykz frum himz lawng nap an leevz
himz shaddo behynd
Kitteh fyndz t3h sent.
Glydez neer t3h Kitchun 2 wayt
inz deep, dark shaddoz
No speshull weppunz
rekwryd. Pray iz Cheezburgr.
Kitteh iz prepayrd
Jack.
Dis wun bery mystical Jack. Liek pikshuur. Kewl!
I cannots mayke teh sense ov dis picshure. Is kitteh in bafftub? Is bafftub dat dirty? Y so kleen juss unner kitteh?
Dis has blown mah mynd. I can has no clevur commint.
Eef Ah r not mistaykin, Ah fink dis eez sawdusts? Mebbe kitteh lub heem hoomans so vry mausch dat he dun mynd dem doin werk above heem in dah tub n he got all sprinkled wif dah layur of dah saw dustz?
Dat mah theoree anywai…
that makes sense. I was thinking “I sure hope that’s not paint”
My kitty came home lightly sprayed metallic purple once. When I walked past the autoshop they were respraying some repairs on a purple jeep.
Kitty sure did love those guys, shame for him we had to move away. They loved him too, he woulda walked through the paint to get attention
I too is confooz. This is baftub, an yu can see wher lef kittehpaw wuz on baftub plug an sumbudy moovd plug…but how can teh yellowee stuff not be smeered when teh tayle moove? Luks liek nuthin on kitteh but mite be tu lite to show?
Is tanning spray mebbeh?
…
Ennybuddy?
Iz spray tanner!
[Iz mah peecture! Iz mah kitteh! I took dat peecture!]
Rumplestilkitteh has awakened frum long slumbur…
Copeh cat eez makin replicas…
Sawduss kitteh lurks in yer baftub, blendin in eif yer grimez…
I tink U rite. Sawdust. Kitteh no afraidz of saw. Den move tiny bit B4 pic. My Aussie, Barucha, is no afraidz of saw. She come to pointy tings whilez dey go. Mommie hab heart faleUR while she sawing. No happen agin ebber,tankUveramuch… whew.
Joo has a feerse kitteh! ^^
WET PAINT
wet paint? srsly, guyz, is it on mah butt?
hehehe dis maded meh laff!
wats you doose to sweepin battub kittah?
Erl Shyb-kitteh can giev u a nu kote for oanlee $99.95 satisfakshun garunteed oar ur munneez bak