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No shayr Kibblez !!
FIRST !!
yes, but only by nano-second…;) fruit soundz being emmiteded
inaudible fruit soundz!
followed by highly audible fruit sound !!! followed by waving of hands and silly faces !!! much pleh !!!
Darn Stend! You out-funneh me at every turn. Am still kickin myself that I din’t see “sofa, perduta, abbandonta!” Such a gimme, and I missed it!
Okaz JanetKittehz….now you haffta share wut u dat means….
Ok doeky. Butt I gotz to go findz it. Check back later, pls.
Fouwneded it. It’s nere teh bottom of “What Bowl of Popcorn.” If u needz eny further splainin, I will be heppy to comply!
Maygor cuedos tho, daht U cn evn tink ov compeatin wit dahr bestest ov dah bestest.
Well – thanx fur teh cuedos – butt BLEEVE ME – I nawt thinkx ov compeatin wit teh acknowledgeded champignon. It’s juzt – I wuz outthunk! I cudda bin a contendeh! On that wun thing, enywai!
nomnomnom4mez-nonono4Uz
This is SOOOOOOO kyoooot! I readz it closeleh fur teh furst tiem!
OK, u can haz sum but b advaizd I awwedy likkd teh choklet off evri singl wun ov dem.
i has pointee ends, an i iz nawt afrayd to yooz dem!!!
U go ‘way nao…
‘k, not DAT far ‘way. u gotsta see dat itz awl myne. mynemynemyne. u see it? Myne!
Dat makes me LOL. None of my puppers are allowed to watch people while they eat. If dere is people-food bite then it will be given at end of the meal. This is strictly enforced. I would catch my old Aussie staring. I say “go away”. She would get up and move a bit, then stare again. I say ” go awayer”. This mean, to her, you turn your head and not watch. LOL Sweet old girl. Miss you Cardigan (1987-2003).
That was cute….my Honeypuppy would turn the sad-face to me, and I would just say “Honey, do you need a bath????” She would immediately slink off in hopes that mamma would forget the bath if she couldn’t be seen. I miss my lil girl, too!
Ooh, COL, that is teh funnee! Mah sisturs pups sit purfikly still by teh person they tink is a soft tuch (*ahem*) conspikuowsly NOT LOOKING at them wif teh hed turned away. Then I say – I meen, sumebudy saiz, “Oh, poor pup-pup, duzn anybudy feeeed yu or plaaaay wif yu or giv yu treets?” an they preten to be starvin stray. Which is hard wen yu got round belleh, but they try. Ebenchully sumbudy givs in, ushully.
so … hungry … so very hungry … weakening … only biscuit can … save … me ….
Dowentchoo luv me NEmoar, mummee??? [pleadface]….[sadface]…
If no ansur, [heavee sigh]
Awww, mummee can haz da gilt?
sumbudy. nvr me uf korse.
Ur puppehs sound so sweet! My big beegl isn’t allowd 2 watch me eet. I’ll say no, an she’ll turn her hed, but try to watch wit teh periferal vishin! An I say no agin, an she pouts off to her chayr an curls up dejectid. My lil beegl stares intently & then wanders of fin super slo mo when I say no, hed turnin bak 1ce 2 make shur I means it…
My dawggie duz dat perifferal vizion thing 2. (who me? no i not lookin at ya – no sirree) But Mz.BeanieBaby Kitteh starez a whole thru yer sole if you haz any sorta cheez on yer plate.
Mai Sydney will starez at yew until yew stares her down. Den she wil luk awei and den will lay down with the mostest godawful groan yew ever heard. SOOO hard tew keepz a strait face wen she duz dat.
Goggies is so funneh. Rs donut watch us eat, but we always has big, shaggy rugs unner teh table at suppertime.
That’s sweet!
MMM, Swedish Chef, dis most nommiest fing u eber maded!! I still nawt sharin tho.
…Chef say, U borgawundaforden, kitteh.
duz anyone remember teh crossover muppet x-mas special where sweedish shef triez to kook big burd? Gobbligobbliturkey!
I think teh fraggles was in dat wun too.
I don member dat. But I do member freekin my niece out by ‘dancing’ the pre-cooked turkey across the kitchen counter and letting ‘it’ sing. (ebile grin and manical laff)
(Oh dear)
*looks up shrink’s number in phone book*
So, Shaungrl, how long ahve you been off your meds??
Oh dat were 25 year ago, ebberbodz is growd up. But great niece/nephew are comin 4 to dis Thankgibin…I’m tinkin it’s time to dance wit turkeys agin. Iz seqwel to ”dances wit wolfez”? LOLZ
But dere Mom and I has saying for the kidz, “Chillins, you can has money for teh college or counselin- you can onlyz choose one”.
*pouring Paxil into hand*
Here SG, give these to the kids BEFORE you do turkey dance!!
Wot abowt teh epzowd ov Frenz when Chandlur haits Thxgivin an Moniker stiks her hed in teh turkey to maek him LOL?
Ai remembers dat!
Ummm, duz dat meen chef will sell kitteh to Ikeya? DO NOT WANT!
Its grate, i wish u could hav sum… mine?!??!!? omg no!1!!!
Dire kitn is dire.
Pointee Vulcan Kitteh usez awl mah powwrs dat keepsez uz unduh mah spehl RUSISTENS IS FYOOTIL …
lojik dictetez that kitteh must has awl teh kibblez. u must comply.
Lysdexic of Grob saiz “Yo @$$ will be laminated!”
Aerodynamic Kitteh is noming.
Duhtermind kittehn is duhtermind.
all yr kibblez r belong 2 meee
I haz my resons 4 keepin my raisins. Getz lost!
Yes, I tink dey is racsins. I took it to iphoto and blue it upz. It look liek racsins, not kibble.
u blue it upz? u be carfeuls!
)
remmemmemmer…….violins is nawt teh anser…poor raisinz…what did dey evur do to yu???
took up space in oatmeal cookies, where der should be more cookie.
or chowckolit chips!
is nevr fayr for ter raisinz to taeks up teh spayse in teh kookie. i hates tehm.
rayzins is teh PLEHest.
violins. I liks dat.
Wot iz teh ansir dehn? Ufoaninoms?
Charlie Heston komz bak from Planet of Teh Kittehs to exclaim: yoo maneyak! yoo blue it up!
” … d4mn you !!! d4amn you all to h3ll !!! “
But UR so dam ugly…monkee to heston whenz about to kissy
Haha, the epzowd ov Simspsuns where Homr gets to be an astronawt was on teh odder nait… an he qwoutz dat lain… so I heer it in mai hed in Howmrz voys, nawt Heztunz…
(seemz laik awl ai can do todai is kwote memrabl TV momintz… I nead a laif!)
blue it up….like assplode hed frum cooot?
Needs more fiber for 2 be regular …nom nom
Kitteh no needs moar fiber. Alredee poots wit eggsepshunal regularitee
…an smellz lyk eggz, tu … pee u ee!
Wunce mah ol boyfren an I found a frendlee feral kitn in Goldin Gayt Park. We wuz at a big piknik wid lots of frens, and dey fed teh kitn hard-boyld eggs and salami. We tuk teh kitn hoam, and WOOOOO-WEEEEEE! Pootee-blasts! Owr ize were waterin!!!
(Kitn went 2 mah fren Lizabeff’s hoam and libbed dere, happy an spoylt 4 menny menny yeerz.)
Ey lubz dah happy endin!
sigh. meez 2
ROFLMAOPIP!!!11!!!
*reaches for kleenex to wipe … *
I Tod U to keeps away frm my Razins! Dez mine! I neds dem 4 ….mmmmm.. Sienz prujct!
Ahh! Youz blowed it up? Pitture esplode!
I thought this too! Kitteh, why you eat raisins???
Mai kitteh Manfred tryd to eatz kill… kaba… Polish sawsj today!
Som kittehz likez rayzinz. Mah frend usd 2 hav 1 lik daht.
**ssnnniiiff*** Raisnz? WTF you gimme raisnz? DO. NOT. WANT.
Cant bees my dinner! MayB u means it for new litter box. Ewwww. Paws is sticky now.
Not 2 sound liek a leagle proffeshional butt:
These foods’ toxicity has mainly been found in dogs, in quantities of varying amounts. The ASPCA advises: “As there are still many unknowns with the toxic potential of grapes and raisins, the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center advises not giving grapes or raisins to pets in any amount.
http://cats.about.com/cs/catfood/a/humanfood.htm
Jusd heered abowt dis for gogs l8ly- pluss teh onyons/garlick
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/raisins.asp
hoo noo?
I tink u managed to sownd just rite. Here’s sum info y’all shood noe, her’s sum links.
Dun, an owr pets r safer for it.
I does got 1 qwestion, tho. Whats a “leagle proffeshinal butt” luk liek?
Butt – she said “sound liek a leagle proffeshioal butt.” Purrhaps is a “highly audible fruit sound,” followed by “the waving of hands and maeking silly fayces!”
Heeheehee! Janet FTW! Best zample ov bringin ICHC baks to topik ov pikture!
GR8T deafinishun, Janet! FTW! I purrsonallee doo knot noh the butt in kwestyon howsumevber I bleev U R korect!
Hmmm, weerd abowt da garlicks, uzoollee iz considerd good fur goggies, bad fur fleezes…
An I tink de tocksick part uv graypes is dat it causes tocksickness fur da hyoomin whoo gots ta smell da tocksick pootees!!
Raisin hell!
(Raisinz pleh ennewai)
Whut u lukin ats?
I iz learnin tuh eats wif mah paws.
Then the walkin on the back leggers.
Then the bildin of the hoomin cages.
Then all iz good till Charlton Hestun turn up.
Welcum to Planet ov the Kitt-apes!
I’ve frequently thought about what the Planet of the Kittehs would be like.
Human: What have you done to the Earth?
Kitteh soldier 1: Whut dis wurd ‘have’?
Kitteh soldier 2: I tink hareless ayp means tu sez ‘has’
u not drunks u on medicartions? lol
Imagine Heston saying, “Get your paws off me you damn dirty KITTEH!” *LOL*
“Get your paws off me, you damn… ohhh, yu iz so kyoot! Oh, k’meer, gimme snorgles! Eatchoo litl belleh all UP nom nom nom…”
ROFL, I’d pay big munniez 2 see Charlton Heston say dat!!!!!!
I’d pay big munniez 2 see dis movie!
Personally, I’d pay several munniez to see Charlyton Heston get stuffeded wif raysins and blowed up by a Professional Leegle Butt.
But dat, as yoo mite imagines, is just me.
(in stuffy British accent) Is that hairless ape eating Lieutennant Fluffykins’ stomach?
Why, yes–yes he is. Why do you ask?
ROFLMAOPIP!!!!1!1!!
OK peepls aiz runnin owt ob kleenex here!!
Or evin “Get yo pawz ov me U d@mn kleen kitteh!!”?
kitteh is cuckoo for cocoa puffs
SHARIN IN GOOOD!!! SHAR NOW PLEES k thx
KITTEH DOZNT SHAIR NOMNOMZ!!!
Do you mind?
U touch mah kibble I shred ur face!
babeh takz a baff in kiddee krunchees!
reeeeeeerr fftt fftt ffttt nom nomm gggggrrr noomm nomm ggrrr nnoomm
LOL…when i was a kid i had a kitteh named Rocko who would do just that to keep his littermates away from anything he was trying to hog for himself
“nomnomnomnomRUUUURRRRRRRRnomrrrrrnomnomnomAUUUURRRRRROWWWnomrowwnom”
little tiny kitteh, making these huge noises and fluffing up his tail to further illustrate his point
gave him to my uncle who kept him until kitteh crossed the bridge at the ripe old age of 16 acpl of years ago…grew from the runt of the litter to become an imposing beast of a tomcat who could always be counted on to beat up stray dogs but give family and friends a good snorgle, looked just like the little guy in this pic, too.
RIP, Rocko … soundz lyk a grate kitteh!
AMEN!!
O, rocko wuz priti gret, aktuly…teh whole clan of kittehs he caem frum wuz moastly full of win and awsum. I grew up in a nayberhud that was kinda rooral in spiet of bean on the edj of a sprahling citi…needed plenty of kittehs to keep out teh feeld-mowses and kill teh gofurs and asoartid big bugs. I kept his brothrz Reggie and Rufus, gaev my aunt teihr sisters Silver and Bee (wuz a big litr…mommacat was a semi-feral calico who wud hied suwher nearby and stash a litr in any yard wit no dawgz when teh tiem caem to has kitns…she never let anybody handle her or catch her for years except for me a day and a half before i found her dead in our old storage shed, looking like she went happily in her sleep…for being nearly wild, she seemed pretty well fed with all the yards with outdoor cats where she could mooch and all the gophers she shredded and whose heads she would sometimes leave on our back porch to let us know she cared.)
ok, i iz dun rambling about long past kittehs fur nao
oanly Rocko’s unkl Zippy was teh evil Satanikitteh. Big whyt tomkitteh with 2tone aiz,tall and long and muskyooler with giant harbls that he used to rub in teh dust and teh mud to maek tehm moar vizabul. Good mowser and gofur killur but despyzed every otehr living crechur. lieved in a tree in a vaykint lot a blok away, just caem down to eet and catch teh females in seezun
Ramble to ur harz content. I LURVES reel lief kitteh stories liek this! Specially lieked teh poor gopher hedz part!
We had a lynx poynt meezer mix kitteh, namded her Kimba, eben tho she bawt berry whyte, or Barry White.
She wood eat mrrrrrmmmmmrrrrgnyaognyaognaognyaorrrrrmmmm
I lernded dat sown berree well!
An I hab been nown to look liek dis kitteh, speshullee in restrrrants when da waits wanna take ma plate!!!! CANNOT HAS! Bring me moar limonayd if ya needa doo sumpin! mmmrrrgnyaognyaognyaoowmmrmmrmmmrnyomnyommm
That’s exactly what this kitty reminds of… a lynx.
Working hard to decipher rest of your comment
Iz too much lolspeek? Has I attayned dat loftee gole? LOL!
I cud be rong, but I thinkz maibee it wuz teh “mmmrrrgnyaognyaoowmmrmmrmmmrnyomnyommmm” taht wuz teh cawze of confyushion.
our kitteh tucker is teh same! he was runt of litter, tiny little guy. Now 16 pounds of ferocious beast, but also full of the snorgles and snuggles. Looks just like this guy too. must be in the orange kitteh gene.
Thanks for sharing Rocko with us Crapture
)
Pugnacious cat is pugnacious.
I’m in ur dryed froots, warmin mah feets.
LOL I snorked
Grape stompin kitteh is makin wine
I can has wine?
*is tacky to reply to own post? Maybe is fours paws (er faux pas)*
Naww, iz fyne, sumtiemz u fink uv gud reply 2 maek ebin funnier!
O, kwit wining and has sum grape punnch.
Snert AND LOL!!! FTW!!!!
Wat you mean, not work? Rayzuns iz so graypes!
Ya, it maeks da DRY wine!!!!
An yuze don hafta waytz fur it to age – cuz de raizinz is alreddy aged graypez, rite?
“Just 2 maek shure u nawt taek, I has likked ebbery wun. An den I wokked on dem wid my durty paw padz. An den I sneezd on dem. Hmmm… mebbe I nawt want dem so much enny moar… k, u can has. “
LOL!
…Dey are a little 2 sandy now, 4 me, cause I used litter box firsts.
Aaahhh, infamus ‘Garfield munuver’ [sneez on fud]. Used to haf BIG kitteh who tryd that wif my fud so he cud haf it. I laf in hiz fas. Nicelee, tho, I luvved him verry muches, now rainbo brige aftur 16 yeers.
Truculent Kitteh is being truculent
I iz a gormay–I reely into mah fud. Dat whut dat meens, rite?
I gardz teh snakfuds wit mai lief…
Looka lika Bobcat behbeh wif himz poofee mouf an chinee chin chin.
BAKDAFUGAWFF MAAAANNNN!!!
GIT UR OWN FUUD!!!
Bratteh kitteh is bratteh
Mah Momma tole me, “alwaes play wif yr fud.” But dis not as much fun as teh mowsees.
Himz purrfectly formd wizzkers r purrfectly formd
Git offa mee or i tells momee!
this kitten has EXACTLY the look I always imagined this cr4ckhead I used to “channel” when I lived in brooklyn, tangolier jackson (long lost cousin of la toya), would have – she’d hang out in front of the broken arms hotel near the corner of fulton and flatbush bumming cigarettes :
“yo baby you got a cigarette for me? you better give me a cigarette, or I’m gonna cut you, I SWEAH I will !!! that’s right, you better run – effen I catch up with you you bettah give yo SOUL to GOD cause yo 4SS is MINE !!!”
good times ;o)
Et lees she nawt Chlamydia ur She-wronga ur sumpin!
Ebil murderin bumz? musta bin Brooklyn!
you’re referring to my fave drag name, Chlamydia Burns? lol’s
Ummm, yes? But I don know frum persunal eckspeereeyens…. Nawt shoor I wanna…. But if she is fancee an good singer, I gib a try!!!
their all mine lamo there gd hehe
I iz squishin raysins to mayke wyne, lulz!!!!!!!!!!!!1! Wot u mean i posed to youse grayps?
Bowl 2 big 4 just kitn-hed. Mus put kitn-body in bowl.
Wat u mean I cant has any puddin if I doesn’t eat my meat?!?
all in all its just another brick in the wall
Hay teechur, leaf dehm kidz aloan!
Greedy cat iz greedy.
I can has greedy cat?
U nawt want smellee cat? I tell U whut dey bin feedin him!
Smellee kat smellee kat,
Waht R dey feedin U?,
Smellee kat smellee kat,
Waht R dey feedin U?,
OO feerce, skeery kitteh! Don wurry, I won tuch ur fuds. YOU, on teh odder hand…
*GRAB snorgle snorgle smoo smoo hee hee hee*
Look at kitteh again….. Um, iz jus me, or dis kitteh really Capn Picard in disguyz?
Mek it SO!
Tru storee:-
Dhis 1 time, dah Patrick Stewart was doin dah Shakespeare, sat doun an his doublit rodeup. Wehn he standz bak up, he doez dah “Picard manuver”, an haf dah audienz laffed! U can hav LOLTrekkieZ?
Just goes to show dat Trekkiez are an erudite peepl. Haf teh audienz at a Shakespeare purrformance wuz Trekkiez! Impressive.
U are SOOOOOO rite! I wuz wunderin why diz kitteh fayce luk so familiar!!! A-MAY-zing. Such a tiny kitteh, too!
Kewt liddil Kitteh
boaldlee protecktz himz Domayn.
Domain iz fude boal
Krunchee fude feelz nyse
unnder himz paws. Eeben moar
bettah inz tummee
Kitteh nom, nom, nom’d
just enuff Krunchee Fude to
leev rume 4 a Napz
Jack.
Hayyyyy!!1! Dis is not cheezburger!
Razens. Iz tastee an nootrishes.
This is just too cute. I love this site. This is one of my favorites.
fufufu silleh lil kittums! Iz onlee urs cuz I sayz iz urs…ah iz stayun!
Luks liek kitteh is standin on Texas.
Yee haw!
And dis pichur heer takin the spltz sekond befor de bole of razins flippded into lil Spikes facez. Den he wuz rly rly mad!
original kitty: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jahat/550323106/
Wayting 4 da milk!!
jeez!!! tnx
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andz if yew dont’z go awayz, kitteh attack in 3…2…arggggghhh!
mousie bery hungree … needs noms … needs cheesburger now.
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