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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Once upon a taiym
Der was two kitteh called Hansul & Grettlez
and they wuz in the woods,
and they founded a hawse made owt of cheezburger
“I dunno bout this” said Hansul. “Mebbe a traps.”
“Srsly? Ur out ov ur minds,” said Grettlez. “Dis is teh nomertuniteh ov us lifetimes.”
“K” said Hansul.
And they both nommed happili ever afters.
Or maibe there were a krazy old wummin,
and maibe they lefted a trail of cheezburger crumbs.
Or not.
Ah furgets.
It’s late.
Nite nite.
Kthxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..
nomertuniteh! I had a nomertuniteh, but I eated it.
“nomertuniteh” Wun of teh best lolcat werdz EVER!!!
FTW ! ! ! !
Purhaps it should be “nomertun_a_teh”?
Wai yes, I believe ur rite.
Are it a nomertunatee if you don’t eated it?
“nomertuniteh” FTW!!!1!!!!!
Best bedtimes storee ever.
best. bedtiem. storrah. evvvvvrrrr!
Hansul? Hansul? Han-sul? Hansul?…
Much winz fr u.
Bugs Bunny ref FTW!
WIN!
wen nomertunith nocks, u nocks it flat wen u krash thru teh door
Suooper dubble-plus extry-strength WIN!
Mark joo has mausch WIN n AWESUM - yer storee so gud n funnee! ^^
LOL omfg
Gold starz an twenny cheezburgurs for dis storeh!!!
Ellem A Yo!!!
Howzabout i givs u menny snorgles, and u can purr to me abowt yur bizzy day, and i wil pet yu and snorgle yu until yu fawl aslepe…
and goldilocks said “this cheeseburger is just right” :: NOM NOM NOM
I luvs that storee.
AWL cheezburgrz is just rite! NOMNOMNOM
Dat why goldikitteh eeted dem awl!!! Nawt jus bebe cheezburger!
An when teh Tree Bearz commed home, they lukd around an sed, “Dang. Cheezburgurs gone. Itz porrij for dinner agin.”
Porrij…pleh!
Mebbe dey wented nex doar insted an stealed teh udder kitteh’s cheez?
I can has plushee lolrus?
Awwwww … AJ, dat juss kills meh wiff kewt!!
Wif li’l skatl saiyzd bukkit sew he b hapee?
Awwww!! Dis is how Ai wanna b tukked in!!
U fink mah kittehs will reed 2 meh?
(Dis picshure maykes meh very contentsation!!)
Please to be reading The Cat In The Hat
Wun feesh, 2 feesh
Redd feesh, bloo feesh!
(All dis talks aowt feesh maykes it hard fur kitteh 2 sleep!!)
I likes this kitteh in a bed
I likes this kitten on a sled
I likes this kitteh here or there
I likes this kitteh anywhere!
i likes teh cheezburger in teh house
i likes teh cheezburger wiff a mows
dat cat doos needs a storree. an a midnyte cheezburger snak. is so cute.
One bukket, Two bukkets
Red bukket, Blue bukket…
i used to read the cat in the hat to the kids in my host fumbly in the states.
all i can remember is “fuzzy fur feet”, *g*, somehow, I really liked that line.
An c teh kute lil fuzzy fur feet stikin out in teh picher! Awwww…..
O mai poore hart, dis fulls me wif so much wuvs it hurts. I will rede u enny storee you wants….
plz git me mah warm milks & nite lite kthxbai
**OT** but i wanted to share
I’m in Italy at the moment, and my Italian phrasebook has the following sentence in it:
Avete un secchio in plastica?
which translates:
Do you have a plastic bucket?
written by a lolrus perhaps?!?!?
In Italy, and words are italicized! Jealousy bug nip me, waaah.
Cat looks indignantly…i’m trying to sleep, could you sniffle somewhere else?
Hmph.
SO JEALOUS
where are you? are you in florence?
I’m in Milan at the moment while my husband (aka SugerDaddy) attends a conference. When it is over we’re going to drive to Venice. Not going to Florence or Rome.
Maybe in my next life. I’m pretty lucky to get to do this!
Just remember to leave the car outside Venice.
R arriveded in Venyss. Streatz R fludded. Plz advze, Tkx.
Robert Benchley FTW!!!
I don’t have my dictionary of quotations with me, but I’m pretty sure that one pre-dates Benchley.
I tinkz moast of us wud lieks to be dere with u! We can has Venice? Have a most wunnerful tiem!
Soooo much to see and do. How much tiem duz u hav?
venice is FULL of stray cats, lounging and eating dirty pigeons (or was when I was there, 20 yrs ago) - take lots of film ;o)
(especially since it’s, you know, sinking)
Naples - Cats EVERYWHERE. Even a sanctuary for strays. It was REALLY wonderful.
Rome, too - lots of Italian kittehs
wot iz tihs “film” uv wich u speek?
I know, right? ;o)
So menny wunnerful komments! Thx!!!
One or 2 days in Venice. I hope I see cats! but you know they must hate it there with all the water.
What you really need is an Italian-LOLspeak phrasebook that includes “I can has plastic bukket? Kthksbai!”
Oooooh - Ronniecat - u can has italics, too! How u duz taht? Iz sekrret, wich, if reveeleded, we awl cud do, or iz sumthing in ur pyooter sum of us may not hav?
Is dun bai yoozin 2 e-z HTMLs. B4 wurd or fraze u wantz to italicize, u puts teh lil pointy-2-teh-left symbol dat’s abuv teh comma on ur keebord, den teh letter i (for “italicize”), den teh pointy-2-teh-rite symbol dat’s abuv teh period. Den after teh wurd or fraze, u puts teh exact saym ting EXCEPT before teh i, u put in teh right-leening-slash symbol dat’s abuv teh kweschun mark on ur keebord.
Same fing to bold wurds or frazes, just substitoot a b for teh i.
You gibs good instruckshuns BonzoGal, i will just add kind of illustrashun: it wood look sumfin like dis:
(i) words u wants to be in italiks (/i)
exsept you would use pointy brackets, not round brackets. K? bai!
Zacklee! USe da greater-dan an less-dan guyz et voila!
EUREKA! i gots it!
I think so…lessee
Ok, if I gots the lesson down pat: Mucho gracias!, thanx, lovely lovely peeps
If it don’t work, I grab kitteh’s towel blanky and put it on my head in shame.
Here we go, here we go
Wil b veree yoozful f wi evur haz a pikshur uv lolrus n frunt uv Towur uv Peeza r Koluseeyum r sumfin elz apropreeyet.
Wif the lolrus lookin like he holdin up the tower.
Somday somwun tak a piksher of all Japaneses toorists on teh Campo lookin lik dey holdin up the tower, witout teh tower.
in soviet russia, tower of pisa holds up japanese tourists !!!
LOL! If ah see ennie lolruses ah’ll be shoor to get der picture.
Now, why would a tourist in Italy want a plastic bucket? Unless, of course, he was spying for the lolrus. . .
(I’m jealous too)
Oh, Kitteh, I will reed to u uv dah kitteh dat visteded dah queen, ok? Den u can reed to me of dah scarletkitty who culd nawt slepe an wuz still up at 2 A.M. luking at cute pics of kits.
Den we bof sleeps, k?