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Cheezburger Network Blog
Luk, yr mah moufpeese. Yu sed yud beet dis rap. Well???
First Mikal Vick Kitteh sai is innocent,
but now?
Pleh bargin.
keh keh u sed pleh bargin ^^
Pleh bargin FTW!
i eeted his liver wif some fava beens.
and a nice chianti.
in a cheezburger.
ssslurp,sslurp,sslurp.meow
nom nom nom on teh brainz…whyl hees still beez livinz anna talkinz
(jus made mahself go PLEH!!1)
“RAIN … SPAIN … BUNNY BRAINS!”
(ai hope sumbody amembers dis b’sidez mee!)
Yu look liek well scrubd hustling roob with a flavor.
nom nom nom!
u lets meh owt, i nawt has to kill u, we can has cheezburger, awl is gud. kapishe?
to clarify: i duzzn’t meen “kill u” in a meen wai, rathur, in a floofy snorgly wai, wich i wud still purrfurs nawt to do, but wud happen in ur sleep if it perchans duz. so let me teh hell owtta heer!!!
…or else i meks ur hed asplode…in a toadally floofy, snorgly wai.
lolz!!!
deth bai floofeh! i can has sign up for dis wen i goez??
I mades u a lamb…but i eeted it.
Cheerz to da winna!
(does not remember anylines from teh silence of teh lambs…but instead goes onto Hannibal Rising….)
teh cheeks are teh nommiest parts…
pleh-pleh-PLEH FTW!!!11!!
Wud yoo lets meowt? I wul lets meowt!
Wud u pets mee? I’d pets mee….I’d pets mee hard!
Just u wates till I gets outa hear. Poops in shews is only da beginnin.
y duz u thinks i lyks fava beanz? wat is dey? taste lyk cheezburger?
No worries, Clarice, hannibal-kitteh onlee ets da rude peeples. He likes you.
Free range rood peeples, at taht!
free range rood peeples…..
lol….wai phunney !!!!!
i cen juz see dem running around too and fro
Free to walk really slowly in large groups, thus not allowing others to pass them, free to take up 3 seats on the subway, and now, free to get ET!! Ha, get em, Hannibal kitteh.
free range rood peeples
LOL…wai phunney !!!
I cen juz see dem running around too and fro
Silence of the Lambs….neh.
Two tickets to “Cat In The Hat” please
FTW!
U shud reed Markus O RLY-us. Uv eech thin aks wat is in itself?
agreed! Cat in the Hat it is!
Psssst!….got any cigs? Trade you my lunch.
So tellz mee Clarice…duz u still waek up to teh nommin of teh cheezburgers?
Dis still maeks me laff, iz mos unnerraytid skeeree lion frum book!!!
Add-a-purrl – DO NAWT WANT!!
FTW! Diet coke on screen now…
Quid Prod Quo. Dat mean U be goings to skin mah boobies to makes a vest? Noo!! I likes mah boobies where dey be staying.
Ai no why teh caged kitteh meows, alas!
Wen teh sun iz brite on teh windowsill;
Wen teh wind sturz soff throo teh springeeng grass,
An teh mowsies squeek as dey run past;
Wen teh furst burd singz an teh kitteh spreengs,
An teh cheezburger frum himz mommy steels —
Ai no wut teh caged kitteh feelz!
Paul Laurence Dunbar, ftw!
gothkitteh, u must be Engfish major.
art majur, akshually.
but ai wuz so geeky in skool (“HOW GEEKY WAS SHE?”) dat ai red teh engfish buks 4 pyoor enjoymint. filosufee buks, 2. ^_^
o hai I was art major too – twice… that wasn’t very useful was it? LOL’S
“would you like fries with that?”
How about a Poli Sci major with specialization in the Soviet Union. Was good for 5 years, and then pfft. Degree in English, Degree in Poli Sci, I’m a bookkeeper.
*gasp* u speshulized in teh Soviet Union?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(insert favorite Soviet Union joke here)
In Soviet Russia, student loan has you.
EVERYWHERE studen loan has u!
Not bad, condoleeza rice also specialize in soviet union…it’s true!!!!
Lawls this tru in ‘merika also. XD
In soviet russia, soviet union specializes in YOU!
i can has degree in international relations and job as admin assistant? Pleh!
I has a BFA two!!!! ussed it for to bee teecher ob liddle kidlets (eldamentaries skool) for de teecherz hoo is indish…indasp…undre teh……sic….. art dagreed pleh….
Computing and Business Studies, and, amazingly, I actually use some of it!
This is fun. I’ll jump in. I was a voice major (MM in opera and theatre), but became an US Army Entertainment Director (quite by accident). Degrees in theatre and music came in handy after all! I’m also (I guess) a bit geeky and read all the books for fun. My amazing niece Jennifer (4 x MVP on women’s soccer team at Uof Chicago and PHD in Biology) once said to me – ‘”O for heaven’s sake. We’re ALL geeks in this family!” I now think Geek is probably the best!
UR so rite Janet. Ize a major literachewer and fillum/telly geek fur hobbies, but kinda praktikl, so neededed a praktikl degree.
Heh. me too
duznt eveybodii??
Dis proze teched moi hart… fo sho…
dey tri to makz me go to rehabz but i sez …
It putts da lowshun in da baskit.
Mebbi in da bukkit.
Or it getz teh hoze!
… but i sez, nom, nom, nom
yez, im white n black, whens ah comes back,
u wont meow, meow, meow
…curz deze cheezbrgrz,and their nomnomnomabylytee!
umm… wtf?
Teh calls me teh *Former* Birdkitteh of Alkatraz.
~~burps fevvers~~
Drated hoomins. Dey said MILK not milk carton…..I been cheeated! Sigh. I will plots my escape… tink tink tink
kitteh has skeery red rimmed eyz liek he haz toomuch stimulunts
HAY!
mebbe he arrested for taekin little kitteh’s coffy frum preeveeus post
little kitteh is yellin “HALP! THEEF!”
and dis kitteh thinkin: “cursus foyld agin”
Fast food worker kitteh is takin ur order… (and eatin the profits)
Green myle kitteh sux up dah bad vibez…eez okeh boss.
I’z tierd, baws…..kitteh-tierd…. *zzzzz*
Black and white jail hauz kitteh…haz been fraymd!
Drive thru announcer kitteh sez: “Oh hai cassummduffmmorgolik total is feebeekanacoocoo pls to b pullin forward k tx…”
“and den????”
“And then, I’m gonna take it home and eat it”
“and den???”
“No and then”
“AND DEN???”
Kitteh much 2 smrt 2
be kawt. Unless Hewminz uze
Cheezburgr 4 bayt
Kitteh salibaytz. Lawst
in Cheezburgr’z aroma.
Sleepwalkz kloaser
Kitteh nom, nom, nomz
az Cheezburge slydz. Streeng goez
tawt. Kitteh iz kawt!
Jack.
Whut we has here is failurr 2 kemewnikate.
Kool Hand Kitteh!
OMG! Kitteh is in “Teh Box!”
No! Puts me back! Waz just about to reeches inner conshusness…
(or something to that effect… been years since I saw “Stir Crazy”)
Sum kittehs u juss can’t snorgles. So wee haz waht wee haz der last weekz…wich iz teh wai hee meowz it. Well, hee nomz it!
N I does not wnat aneemoar den u kittehs!
cheezburgr haz giv u lenth of bonez, but u stillz 1 genarayshun from stray lolcat…
Iz dat U, Klarees?……Well Hewwo, Klarees!
The best ever.
Ah amz daynjoorus kitteh. Lokd up cawz ov kunspeerusee!
Hyoomin: Kitteh teh top ob teh milk crayt iz wiyd ohpin Yoo kin git owt wenevar yoo wunt.
Kitte: Led mee repeet mahsef. Ah amz daynjurus kitteh. Lokd up caws ov kuhnspeerusee!
Hyoomin: Ok daynjoorus kitteh yoo win. Yoo will b snorgled at dawn.
i’z havinz an old friend foh dinneh
Frst prinsipls, Clarice. Smplcty. Reed Marcusz Areliuz. Of each particlr fing ask: whut is it in itself? Whut is its natre? Whut doez it do, this cheezburgr you seek?
Okey
U pass de leter throo the gapp, an i filez thru tha barz at midnite. Den we free!
Watch out kitteh – eez a TRAP!
eet putted de flee pooder on eets skinz. or elz da hose agin.
that is GREAT!
it rubs my belly or it gets the hose again
funny!
I love Hannibal! Even though he’s a cannibal…
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whhhhaaaa???? i no getz dis lolcat!
Ah yes…. “Squid pro row”