I’m afraid you’ll find
…escape quite impossible.
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The invasion starts
Kittehs ov teh damned!
My 6 cats all gang up and do this to me all the time
I can’t look away Louie, the lights is so bewtiful….
the LOMP!
lord of my pants??
Reezistance iz footyle!
Yu will be assimilayted. Join the BorgKitteh.
stepfordWives kittehs
Oh Joanna! My new dress! How could you do a thing like that? Just when I was going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! Just when I was going to… how could you do a thing like that… just when I was going to give you coffee! Oh Joanna… I thought we were friends… I thought we were friends… friends… coffee… how could you do a thing like that? Like that? Like that? Like that? Friends… friends…
I thot we wuz frayends…Ithot we wuz frayenz…. I thot we wuz frayenz…
I lurved dat lien, frum da orijunal! Da new wun wuz da funnee too, but dat lien…. LOL!!
Stend, u kno dis 2 well…
oh noes! itz teh stendford wives!!
Diyet koke all ovur monytur now!
ROFL, Teh Stendford Wives: “We’re all on Trimspa… join us…”
“We all got botox - that’s why our faces are frozen like this”
What?
U will drop da chzburgr…
… u will drop da chzburgr…
Deelishus WIN!
it iz the end for deez humans
An we feelz fine!!!
REM ref fur da WIN!!!
Hand ova teh cheezburgrs and no won getz hirt!
Where am I?
in da village
What do you want?
we wants da cheeseburgers
Whose side are you on?
dat wood be telling. we wants da cheeseburgers… da cheeseburgers… da cheeseburgers.
You won’t get them.
by huk or cruk, we will
Who are you?
da noo numbah two
Who is number one?
yoo be numbah six
I yam nawt a number! I iz a wossname!
Whuzzat beech bawl want, NEwayz?
Hi, B!
Beech bawll iz naymd
“Rover”. Himz jawb iz 2 breeng
U bakk wen U runz.
Eckselllllllent “T3h Prisunnur” refrense, Reese Tora!
Much WIN!
Jack.
I wuz werking at an agencee in Hollywud yeers ago an Patrick McGoohan CAME IN!!!!! I was SO EXCITED!!!!
Wen he left, I wuz in teh hallway an I sez, “Mister McGoohan?” He terns aroun an I say, “Be seeing u” wiff the littel saloot.
He sez, “An u!” an salutes meh bak.
Sumtymes I luvs libbing in Hollywud.
Wow!!! I N V U! “Teh Prisoner” wuz mai fave show. Hads to be homee on tyme 4 teh Prisner! (Ment Ai memomemorizeed teh theeme sawng at teh end of “Rawhide”, what wuz awn jest b4)
Peeps nao kin hardly Bleev tehre wuz a tyme wen iff u wantd 2 C a TV show — u had 2 B tehre wen itt ayred!
yeah, that was the dark ages before TiVo liberated us to actually do things with our lives!
Yes, RT, u r teh awsum. Has anyone ever been to Wales to see The Village? (I haven’t…yet….)
I might have been, except that they charge you something like UK£6 a head, just to get in and walk through the streets. There is no access to the houses, because people actually live in them.
I am not a number! I am a person… oh, wait. I’m number five! In your face six!
Mah husbin bot teh sowndtrak CDs 2 Teh Prizzoner, an we put dem on our iPods. Noaw in between songs I heer, “By hook or by crook, we WILL!” an “I’m going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.”
BERY kewl.
ceiling kitteh told us what you did
Now ceiling hoomin kno the sekrit of ceiling kitteh.
Veri strong gloo.
Haf fun up dere.
saw commershul las nite, thot it wuz 4 ceiling kitteh vacashun spotz! Showd skware holz in iceburg, sandun, an sum other stuff don’t remember. I thot ‘ceiling kitteh holz’!!!11!!!! but wuz 4 paint cumpanie. Much sads.
OMG i thot i wuz teh onleez wun who thot that!!!!!
U r nawt alone! I lub teh hole in teh water. Is onlee hole not fur ceiling kitteh, wuz fur ceilin Lolrus?
Kittehz hab Hewmin
kornurrd. Uze hypnawtik gaze
2 getz Cheezburgrz
Kittehz knoez Hewmin
haz dem. Rekkugnyze greese staynz
awn t3h Nom Nom Bag
Hewmin reezistanse
weekeneeng. Kittehz smyle az
Nom Nom Bag lowurz
Kittehz splitz t3h swag
Gud fing 2! Didz nawt want 2
uze green iez layzurs
Jack.
t3h Nom Nom Bag…bwahahahahhaahahaha!!!
Meester Jack Deth…
Culdz yu emailz me pleasz? I studdees Japineez litra… litter… wrytengs, and woold lyke tu discuss dem wif yu, compayring hykooz and such. Wuld yu mynd pleez?
davis_zaq@hotmail.com
quik!!!! sumbudy luk inna bazementz ….. u see iny podz?????????
Ha ha ha ha ha…!
u haf bin catured by Ceiling Cat.
u will now perform 4 Ceiling Cat.
U know wat 2 do.
… that’s terrifying. They actually used proper grammar. o.o
*flees*
I tink da rooz iz up, so nao dey drop da pretenses! I allayz noo kittehs wuz smrt-er den we reyulized!
U will drop teh chzburgr…
… u will drop teh chzburgr…
Yoo assoom I wanna exscape!
I wanna stay heer an snorgle an pet yooz, until iz tiem fur cheezburgers. Den we send da hubbee, he brings us da nomnoms, an we eet dem, den I pet yoo an lurve yoo moar while he duz da dishes!
Iz good lief!
dat iz berry gud lief!!
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Do u expect meh 2 tock, Goldfingur?
No Mr Bond. I xpuct CHEEZBRGR!!!!
Yes, I do. And when mah lazer is finished with ur harblz, u will talk in teh high, squeeky voice…
Lazer to teh harbls! Oh noes think uv teh lolBond!!!
Goldfinger can has sum uv teh bestest supportin karrackter naems uv enny James Bond movee. Also sum uv teh moast hilaryus Hollywood 60s “teknologee”. I lurvs dat movee.
hey, shudn’t wun uv dese kittehs has a small but dedlee hat? i vote fur teh tuxedo kitteh. him has teh ebil henchkitteh luk abowt himz.
Yeah, teh DJC wood be dah kat wit dah hat.
Teh lolBond?? NOOOOOEEEEZZZ!!!
Iz dat teh wun wid Kitteh Galore?
uh, I tinks orijinal name uf taht caracter iz alreddy about kats…heh…
yep. so awsum. eben better den “Octopussy”.
wuns, wen mai hubby wuz visitin his folkses, he tolded dem at dinnur dat i wanted to naem owr first girl bebeh Pussee Galoor.
…an he dint tell dem he was JOKIN. dey STILL gibs me teh funnee luks. LOL
(sins we duzznt has teh kids yet, dey’re probly still wundrin!)
Onoes! Sum one stole mah 2 kittehs, gave dem good grewmin n den took pikturz of dem and sent dem to me froo ICHC!
“Bronz, if u evar wan 2 see ur kittehs gain, leeb 10 tripl bakun cheezburgers on da roof uf da town hallz bai noonz!”
And I has only enuf fur 9 1/2! Ruh roh.
iKittuhn
Unloks ur saef. We wontz a munee in a bag.
Absolute complete lolz!!
a munee in a bag!! rotflmao!