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cheezburger detector haz loked on to targit
Iz cheezburger divining rod… BOIINNNG!!
I pity da fool who trai and taek my stick.
WIN!
kitteh needz a mohawk and gold chayns.
Kitteh not goin oan no darn playne fooh!
Accio cheezburger!
…an if it splats catsup & musturd on Malfoy’s hed on teh way over, so much teh bedder!!!
O.M.G.
We hav a winnar. No furthur entrees needed.
Dat is so purfikt!
yeah, boy.
that makes my intended comment about dowsing for kibble pretty lame.
Dere lowly grunt. But yur intenshuns were pyoor! Butt – it duz seem a bit Big League/Little League, duzn’t it. Remember wehn Charlie Brown and Linus were looking at the clouds?
Yea, yoo jus go head an post yoor yokes. Evee buddee lieks differnt funneez. Sumtiemz suttle yokes iz best, sumtiemz obveeus or simpull yokes is da awesum!
I thot bowt dowseeng stix too….
All yokes R wellcome heer, we will laff at dem an preesheeyate evveebuddee NEwayz!
*bows head in gratitude*
tanks, B! and Janetwithmultiplekittehz
u maed me feelz moar much betterz!!
But da harry potter refrens if totally FTW
evul kitteh is about to maek anudder horekruks
Cheezkruks!
If kitteh puts hims soul into cheezburger, den noms teh cheezburger, he can has hims soul bak?
(I hates dese philosoff. . .fillosoph. . .hard questions)
den duz his hyoomin gets teh soul wit teh scoopies teh nex moarnin?
EWWWWW Honted POOOOPEEEZ!!!!
kinda liek habin ur cheezburgr and eetin it too? Wuz I teh onlee kidlet confoosed by teh sayin “you want to have your cake and eat it too?” I wuz alwayz um…. Yes?
Meenz u can’t eat ur cake, and still have it on the plate. U gotz ta pick if you wantz to luk at it, or eat it. No bof.
mebbe yu can look at it wile yu ets it…or yu can has seafood?
Oh, I gets it as adult, but as a kidlet, I figgered I still had it after I ate it, an I didn hab to shayr if I was storin it in my belly.
Dats why I alwayz eated de cake parts firs, den de eye-sing. Speshullee if wuz purty eye-singz…
Sep fur da carrut cake, den eet onlee eye-sing wif liddle bitta cake… nom!
I leern dis in da Big House. I waz in der for beatin up a poliuce dog butz I was framened. Now, karefuly while nobodee lookin, draw da dager of deth down one side ob da stick and then da odder and pretty soon yous have the best weapon…A pointy stick….
Sure made you read a lot of silly to get to that line. Sry. thzbai
But ma kung fu class duzzent teech me to purrtek aginst a poyn-ted stick… jus pine appullz an 10 tun safeses an such….
Montee pithon refernze!!!!!!! FTW…. ah lubs montee pithonz, spechaleeze teh way Eic Idle sayz poyn-ted stick! I fink itz tyme to ………RELEZE TEH TIGGERS!
Thank you, Sarah! DAt MP all right. Such great minds we haz to be onna sam channel!
i r finuly has da eldrr wand!!!1
An fiftee points for Andreaz howse!!
lol…that’s what I thought!!
Wha?? Asiago cheezburger?
Dis muss B alltime burger record. Andrea 4 Prezidunce (oops. dats da 1 we got) Andrea 4 prezident.
Judge me not by the size of my light sabre!
I see ur schwartz is as big as mine!
there are two sides to every schwartz…….spaceballs hee hee
kitteh r fishin’ fur burds…otherwise knowed as “burdin’.”
OK OK OK……SHEESH…..
I juss wanned to lookded at it……No needs to be so dang sensitiff….
You needs to learnz to shar…
“Shayr” iz nawt in enny kitteh’s vokabyoolaree.
uhless it bees ded. den dey iz alltyme trie to shayr. Do not want.
Troo- I was offured haff a ded rat for brekfust teh other morning. Was not so grayt, akshooally.
Butt was very thotful, nebber teh less!
Ai miss wun my outdoor kiiteh, Frisky wuld brung me gifts. She maid it to da ripe ol’ age of 16 too. Ai lurved dat cat.
I has nebber had a kitteh brung me sumting ded, but I wuz stayin wif a Goaldin Treever wun tym after dere wuz a big blizerd and she brunged me tu ded mowsies.
Pleh! Dubble pleh!
Teh poar mowsies wuz probly frozed owt of dere nestes by teh free fete of snoaw on teh grownd.
teh goaldin treever prolly wanted to tek care of teh mowsies…”u can brings bak to life, yesh?? U has posable tumbs!!”
Akshully she wuz chooing on dem. I hads tu stele dem frum her an frow dem awai befoar she eated dem.
Pleh! Plooey!
Wunz upon a tyme, wehn mai parenz wuz visiting, mai deer departed Thomas (a reel Roman Forum cat – I be braggin heer!) brought in FIEV (ded) field mice, n lined dem up in front of dere bedroom door. I juzt KNOW it waz a welcum gift – he waz dat kind of cat. (He also, anudder tiem, left wun tucked into mai bed slipperz. Don’t reely know whut he waz tryin to say!)
Happy Eester?
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Herez nise bedtime snakkie fur yu?
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Im jus linin up a punkin and then Cinerella is good to go?
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Yu need to stop at teh Drug Mart for some Dr. Sholls fut sope?
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I lurv it wen yu danse an maek those funny hi-pitsch noyses?
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Im thru wif dis mowse?
cant breathe…must stop laughin….u new mai kitteh Sabre, didnt u? I can picsure him naow, cocking his hed 2 one side, lukkin at me whils I hop arownd teh room on one foot singin teh spyder song (which is multi-purpose, not havng any actual words).
dat rememberz me ob a guy on teh TV, he waz talwkin bout teh “Fine old Sledding Song” goez like dis……….”AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEEEE”
mai hed did splode frum laffin………..
Duffy!!!! Dose r so funneh! I dunt know which wun I liekz da best! But iz troo – I did make those funny hi-pitsch noyses!
i no frm sperience is bettr if ded not haf ded or jus mosly ded. as we all no, mosly ded is sligly aliv. and tehn yu has to deel wif it.
Or rilly most sinceerly ded?
we haz kitteh, luv tu go owtsyd en get chippymunk, den bring it insyd en let it go…chippymunkz ar guud at playin ded wen kitteh grabz dem! hyuminz not so guud at grabbin not-ded chippymunkz bfor dey get unnerneef teh pyano…
Teenie, u haz put a veree phunnee pikchur into mai mind… tnx.
Wow! Whut a thotful kitteh to bring prezints for his grandparints!
Mebbe he wuz worreed u didn’t has enuf fud for tehm. Or he wuz tryeng to maek tehm brekfest so u wuldent has to get up erlee. Onlee gud things of cors.
I haz had kitteh givz me veree much still alivez burdz b4.
mai kitteh brawt me a bat wonce… it may hav been a vampyre thoh… cuz it didnt liek teh lite.
NEbuddy try takes my stik, rmember aiz got 5 pointy endz, n 18 razur sharp daggerz of deth.
oooohhh “daggerz of deth” rly? can i sees?
OMG — I have to tell all my cheez friends what just happened to me. I am at werk HA and I just talked to Judge Hairbul on the phone (nope not kiddin) do you have ANY idea how hard it was to keep from LOL– this site has warped me for life!
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roflmao
PS I may need a new job soon…..
HA
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ROFL!
:LOL:
Hope yu didnt rupchur any importunt orgunz!!!!
orgunz r oprational……I hopes
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speshlly tuff wen awls u finks in iz “lolspeak”!
ROFL @ Judge Hairbul!!! “Hay, yer honner – yer robez iz open agin!” :^D
heee heee heee hoo lol hoo lol. glad I wzn’t drinkin anything dis time
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Reeli “Judge Hairball”?
yup– scary huh? pronounced hair BUL — but so close lol
lol i like this caption it just works too well.
Wif mai magik wandz I will tern u into a cheezburgah!
Wood chuck to gray squirrel…come in gray squirrel…
hay, I tink dat’s mai lien!
Dis a lucky speshul stiek!
No, doan tuchchit! Doan eevin looks at it! Doan eevin TINKS abbaout it!!
Typical male….
… always thinking about the size of his stick
an whut he can do wif it, as if we havent seen THAT befor. cumon gyise, you all have one. an i an’t seen one yet thas gold plated or somfin. naow, don get me rong. im all about teh stick. is jus tehre so…fascinated wif it.
.oO No one has a stick as good as mine …
My stik… I will show u it…. (Vury suspishusly n karefully)
this kitteh is owned by a certain senator perhaps????
mah mouse jerky, i r savin it foar laterz.
so much win. i wud gib dis 100 burgerz if I cud.
wow thats great , i loved a stick once too!
Purrtekt ur stik wif COMMANDO stik alarms. Iffen sumbudy gits 2 clos 2 stik, a lowd voyce to say:
Plz step awai frum teh stik…kthxbai!
it are actually pen…i uses it to keep paws busy so dat i no looks dumb on tv when speaking teh news at nite
i aint no freekin compass, bro… but i cans point teh wai to leev-me-teh-hell-aloan!!!
Wadder witching kitteh is witching for wadder
ifn a wadder-witchin kittin cood witch wadder, which wadder wood a wadder-witchin kitten witch?
teh wedder wadder iz bedder
Dis iz mah stik.
Iz nawt ur stik, iz mah stik.
Mine.
U cannot has.
In fakt, don’t ebin luk at mah stik.
U can has dat pebbul behind mah butt.
No, on sekkond thot, dat mine also.
N teh leef. Iz mah leef.
*WIN, BG!*
N whut ar yu doin on mah street? Beet it.
(So much WIN, BG!)
Grassy-ass!
“pebbul behind mah butt.”
LOL!! Kitteh gots a butt-pebbul..
(i can haz long boring day at werk…)
Yu breethin mah ayr?
yu breethin mah ayr? well eff off!
u shur kitteh say dat, and not hyoomin toddler? Cuz in my hed, teh voyce sound jus like my toddler. tho, toddler also say “dun’t tuch!” Wif kitteh, no need to say dun’t tuch, teh 5 pointy ends tell you dat.
sownded like a groop ob hyoomin toddlers to me. In da back seat ob a stayshun waggin….on a long trip….. witowt enof toyz and buks, already tyred ob playin Mad Libs.
*feels strong urge to thank parents for letting the three of us grow to adulthood*
Hmmm… chanj toddlers to kids, pleas? Toddlers not real gud at buks and Mad Libs, come to tink ob it.
oh ai dunno
wen mah firstbornd wuz bebbeh she did verygood job nomnomnoming dah cuvver off a litul ABC buk
we fixd dah buk wif taep but had to wait cuppel daze for the rest uv dah peeces if u no wut ah meen
and we piled into the stashen wagon, four of us with owr own zones and poppity liens and “don’t touch me” an “Mom! he’s on my side!” and “I gotta go to da baffoom!” an “Im board” an “R wee thar yet?” — all da wai frum Atlanta tu Main! Dat’s a loooong wai! An’ day lets us lib thru it! Butt nao we has owr own littl bratz 2 draiv aroun.
Wut goes aroun, cums aroun.
Pchoo! Pchoo!
I iz shewtin et u wif mah lazur gun.
lazeree eyes on teh fritz?
Surveillance cat is triangulating your position.
surveillance cat is surveillin’
Dis stik had betur not trai to git awai or I kilz it agin. An agin.
tank kitteh is armd to da teef. beware. danger kitteh un teh loos!
Dowsing fer cheezburgrs
In Soviet Russia, stick lufs u.
I <3 stick
We know, Ceiling Cat told us….
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
Iz LOG – LOG!
Kitteh haz a stik.
And it so much better dan
stupid lollusc’s stik.
heh. lollusc.
i lubs dat lolusc.
Teddy Rowsevelt kitteh speeks sofly and carries a liddle stik
This be a troooly inspiring pikshoor! I reeds down 64 (!!) comments, and eech wun phunnier than teh last! And all difurrent and clefur. And the pikchoor itself – so winsum and – catliek. Purrfekshun!
Dawn of Kitteh
*to strauss’ intro/also sprach zarathustra*
ai lurbs dat song
Kittee unawares dirt is snuckink up behindwards of him; am dirt-commandos come to liberalate stick from hostilage-taking kittee. Soon hocklers will reduce kittee to bloody smeer. Pour kittee picked on wrong stick!
lookit i am the sphinx with the key to the pyramids. Yup, I have a room at the Luxor, anybody want?
Iz ok, kitteh, yoo kin luf a stik, wee nawt laff atchoo fur luvvin it. Eben big kittehs kin luv sumpin….
We nawt tink less uv yoo fur luvvin it…[snicker] …reellee….!
“Dis beez mah Wompeeng
Stikk. Dere beez mennee lykez it,
but dis wun iz myne.
“I willz allwayz keepz mah
Wompeeng Stick kleen, az I stryves
2 keep mahself kleen
“Wiffowt mah Wompeeng
Stikk, I amz nuffeeng. Wiff mah
Wompeeng Stikk… I roolz!”
Jack
Thats sooo cute, it reminds me of my cat, Tink, she so cute
Sheez mihn. Herz naim iz Polly and I luf herz. thx!
Wifout mai walking stik, I’d go insayne
Ai kant luk mai best, Ai feelz undressed wifout mai caine.
Must hab mai walking stik, cuz it maye raine
Wen it pores kant be outdores wifout my cayne.
If ai eber lef mai howse wifout mai walking stik
Well it wud be sumting ai cud nebber explayne.
O teh ting dat maeks me clik on lubbers layne
Wud go foar nott if ai wer cott wifout mai cayne.
(Wif menny apol … apul … sorries to Oiving Belinn.)
OMG That looks like my cat, Loverboy! lol
Here’s that kitteh’s long lost cousin!
Polly died this morning. She was hit by a car. Goodbye Polly.
I am so sorry. Now she has all the sticks she could want… ((((hugs))) I know you still miss her – even though it’s been almost a year.
Awwwwwww…. POOR POLLY!!!!!!!!! It was only a few years after this pic too. (I am too sad to write in lolspeak)
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It’s JAYFEATHER!
OMG!!!!!!! It iz Jayfeather!!!!! If only the stick wuz a little bigger.
Jaypaw x stick.
OMG that looks like my cat!