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…Gotsta pee now.
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…Gotsta pee now.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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LOL. I remember those days. What a cute hammy!
ded of cute.
Ditto! *dies after hed a-splode*
Tritto!
*splode*
“I’z Mike Tyson, srsly! Stup laffins! I chews offs ur ear!”
“Git reals. U kudnt punch ur way outta dis wet cardburd box!”
“Box not wet!”
“Box will be soons”
Fur hammee litter baux, tayk left in teh albakerkee!
TICKLE ATTACK !!!
omg just realized - not a kitty !!! we can has other species again - YAY !!!
Wayt… wut? Dere r aminulz uther dan KITTEHS???!?
No. Hwai.
yes - but only to make us appreciate kittens more, of course
Dehr’s teh LOLRUS ov corze, an teh otturz, and we had a gerbLOL last week.
*splort* hed asplodes ober frum teh kyute! Ai spshully lub teh lil guy on teh rite. Rly luks lyk himz laffng!! Mai awl tyme faborite pic - at leest until tommorroe!
A science report. I don’t remember where I saw it - several months ago, at least. But mice really do laugh. Someone had some tame mice (of course), tickled their tummies, and recorded the sound. No one knew before, because their little giggles are too high pitched for human ears. Then they slowed down the recording enought so that an audible sound was there. And the mice were laughing. And they came back begging for more tickles. I’m not making this up.
So - the little guy on the right probably really is laughing.
I saw that, too! And now I want to know how to get a job tickling rats!
I think I remember hearing something about that!! Of course, I’ve held for years that animals know more, understand more and are capable of more than we stoopy hyumins (egotists that we are) give them credit for!
It’s nice to think the lil guy really is laughing! I just want to pinch hix cute lil chubby hammy cheeks!! SQUEEEEE!!!!
A rat tickler!
Iz secks toy? No, wayt, dat a Fronsh tikler! LOL, mai bad!
eye haz ratz (and kittahs and a dawg). Dey lubs da tummy tiggles!
I saw the same story I wish i had bookmarked it. I used to raise mice and I totally believe they were laughing when they were chasing each other.
Mice can laugh!
http://pets.indiatimes.com/articleshow/264994.cms
And rats too.
http://www.psych.umn.edu/courses/fall06/macdonalda/psy4960/Readings/PankseppRatLaugh_P&B03.pdf
And don’t forget that mice can SING! (At ultrasonic frequencies)
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20051105/fob5.asp
But can a hamster really do the hamster dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGX1g6wPf4
@#%&@, Chuck! Nao aiz gotz dat siwwee moosik runng ins mai hed!!
I dinks teh show wuz “Why Dogs Laugh and Chimpanzees Cry” and I’ve got a copy of teh bideo. It wuz a grate show, altho sum parts of it did maek me cry. But the sientist guy tiklin teh ratties wus grate, becuz he showd that if yu just stroked teh ratty and wer nise to it, it wuz happy an everthing, but if yu tikled its belleh it “laffed” and ran after the hand to be tikkuld more. Sweet!!!
Day singz too!
http://mednews.wustl.edu/news/page/normal/6040.html
Hah ha heh, guyz, seeryusly! Stawpitnow! Heh heh, tee hee– gitoffmenowgitoffme! Pfffft! U cheetin! Onlee sapose ta pley tag, not kil wif laffs!
Ha! If u lib in Colorado, u nawt aloud to plai tag no moars.
(Nawt litraly awl of Colorado, jus wun skool, but stil…)
Y nawt?
Becuz sum kids kumplaned dat dey wuz bein chaysded wen dey dint wunt to be. An sted of maykn teh efert to patroll teh plaigrownd an mayk teh bullys stawp bovering teh kids dat doan’t wunt tu be chaysded, dey ban tag awltugethr, so nobudy can plaie. Even teh kids whu lyk teh gaym.
Understaft or layzee. Nawt shur wich.
It troo. Aye heerz aboot dis awn teh nooz. Nawt funz.
Or also pawsiblee over-politicized an liability-shy? Cant do NUFFIN fun ennymoar cuz we mites get hurted. We too stoopy, must be purrteckted frum owrselfs. Pleh!!!
Next, der gonna ban teh pattycake gaem “Miss Mary Mack”, cuz its crool to pay 15 cents to wach teh ellyfunt jump ober teh fence.
THINK OF THE LOLEPHANTS!!!
DON’T DO THIS
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS
Not lazee, skoolz is all liability-shy cuz dey gets no support from teh commyoonity. I noes wun teecher who askt a stoodent to stop lettin herz underware show. Teecher wuz writtn up 4 harassment, stoodent still dressz inappropreetlee, and parents mad at skool. We is required to be stoopy, laik sayin “no tags” cuz peeple don’t want to think, or teech der kiddies coping skillz.
Ooops…sorry if I sound a little strident here. As you can tell, it’s a topic that is of concern to me. I’m off the soapbox now.
And now back to our regularly scheduled LOLcat
Is OK, Bradcatsnews! Mai mudder wuz a wunnerful grade skool teechure, butt she cud hardly wayte to retire becuz teh kidz wuz out ov control and teh teechurz gotted no backing frum teh administration, cuz dey wuz afraid of teh disgruntled paruntz! Berry sad. Whut to do? Did u heer, a cupla weekz ago, about teh fadder hoo told hiz kidz it was OK fur dem to call teh teechur by hiz/herz first name! WHUUUTTTT????
Iz kewel wit me. I thnkz no1z wantz 2 admitz dehy wuz stoopid NEmoar, well notz iv dehy kan sioux sum1 elz insted, and getz manee moneez 4 nothin!
layzee. and nanny state.
ub courses heer in see-ah-tul wahsingtoon we is not loud have see-saws, cuz they too dangerous. Uv korse, teh sign dat meens “Playground” iz still pikchur of see saw……
Pleh!! “Pfffft!” haz a ohder!!
dood. U haz flavor.
Aww, Mooom! I tole u Antie Gertrood alwais kisis mee! Pleh!
Dis toxic cute. Head all over da placse. Gotta cleanz up dis mess. Uz guys at fault. No huge funnies..no head espoldin!
Visible Snorgle
ohhhh - it reely IS a visible snorgle!!!!! Tho thweet!
OHNOES ITS TEH TIKLMONSTUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gud fing hammie alredy noes teh onlee wepun dat will stop Tikl Monstur. Peein teh pantses werks ebry tiem… heh heh heh. Wayt, sumfin’s rong heer. Get dis hamster sum pantses!! How else will himz eskayp??!!
tiklish hammie r tiklish
hamster is tasty and nootrishus
Are beink problem from mustaches; they makes tiklz very many so. And to be noticink size length expanse of mustaches on hampster.
I juss seez dere iz too hammies tikklinz dah wun in dah korner! Gang tikklez! *lolz*
Ur ear, it haz flavor!
Plz stop nao. I thin teh pee iz advanztin 2 poo!!!!
OMG TICKLEWHISKERS
Mommeee!! Leeve mah eerz alone!!!
(Did yor mommee mess wid yur eers all teh time? Mine did.)
Nao, but she wuz alwayz likkin hers fynger an wypin sumting awf mai fays.
Groase! I’s rathur has schmutz on mai fays dan spit.
Kitteh wud looka in dat box en say “Nao datsz wut ah cawl uh Happy Meal”!
ZOMG! LOLWIN!
LOLRIDGE!
frum “Kubla Ham”
In teh bocks did teh hammies plai
Awl laffin wif unrestrayned glee:
Wear joi, a sacred feeleeng, ran
Throo hammies mindz n2 there handz
2 tikkl untill pee.
^_^
We has sech an eryudyt grupe hear!
y, fank u!
tho, u sai itz eryudyt, but wen ai tryd 2 tell mai parints abowt mai LOLSPEARE posts an teh cheezburger site, dey rolld dere eiz an sed, “u got 2 much free tyme!”
Oh, Gothkitteh, ur pome is loveleh! Ur LOLSPEARE was grate, too. Ur parentz rollin der eiz is phunneh! Dey nawt know how edukashional dis ICHC reely is! I haz lurned SOOOO much! But bezt of awl, I sort of knows a lot of grate peepls.
ZO? U tink payrentz noze funnee?
“Dis beez mah Wompeeng
Stikk. Dere beez mennee lykez it,
but dis wun iz myne.
I willz allwayz keepz mah
Wompeeng Stick kleen, az I stryves
2 keep mahself kleen
Wiffowt mah Wompeeng
Stikk, I amz nuffeeng. Wiff mah
Wompeeng Stikk… I roolz!
Jack.
And Jack, too, has fallen victim to the mysterious comment monster. There are some who say that it is a rogue kitteh, lurking amongst the pages of the site, and when no one is about, he drags comments from where they were posted, and puts them where he thinks no one will look.
Thusly we find a poem based on a kitteh who lufs a stik posted under ticklin hamsters. Then, after luring me into posting this comment, he will drag the whole *ahem* kit and caboodle back where he originally found it, making me look like the fool I am.
Manee thanx DMarie. U haz explaynded wot Jack’s poeyum bee reeli aboot. And Ize seed it oan dah rong pitchur 2.
D’OH!!!
Postid awn t3h rawng fred!
Jack.
I posted a comment about the comment monster moving your poem, and apparently the comment monster ate it. I can has irony?