Comments on: GIMME MAI COFFEH!

By: Cheezburgergal

Cheezburgergal — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:20:26 +0000

im like that in the morning befor i get mah kawfee

By: MORNINGS « Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:02:03 +0000

[...] fank goodness coffee wuz invented. [...]

By: Kawaiisocks

Kawaiisocks — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:59:05 +0000

It should say “WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA….This is NOT my batman glass!”

By: dragonkitty

dragonkitty — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:30:40 +0000

I luvs my coffeeh ,,,DO NOT WANT DECAF!!!!

By: crookedfang

crookedfang — Sun, 25 May 2008 19:14:50 +0000

aint he a wittle yung 2 hav coffeh? no wunder he so showrt!!!!

By: ibsmallzz

ibsmallzz — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:50:25 +0000

i not a teebag. no put me in cup, plz.

By: owntcat

owntcat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:30:15 +0000

Iz so crankee, he eatz cup and drinks cawfee

By: KittenHugz

KittenHugz — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:08:43 +0000

so cute

By: trademark registration

trademark registration — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:07:45 +0000

But teh coffe is bad 4 teh cats! Cats should only eat cheezburgers.

By: Eudorus

Eudorus — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:27:37 +0000

Because your bondmate rests on Tuesday, evening to evening.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:32:34 +0000

Bandersnatch, is uz odious?

By: misu

misu — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:26:54 +0000

Teh crms on da sidz k thx.

By: bandersnatch

bandersnatch — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:16:43 +0000

SO MUCH AWSUM

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:46:52 +0000

I haz teh coffeh but I can has teh bagol wit creem cheez? Yeh teh bagol wit creem cheez gots to has teh bagol wit teh creem and teh cheez and teh cheezy creem…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:38:01 +0000

I writed hole vers ov daht song in LOLspk, but stoopid pooter haz eated it!

By: angicat

angicat — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:34:19 +0000

can I get this pix on a t-shirt? pleeeez, pleeeeeez! Is so me first thing in the mornin!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:34:11 +0000

DMarie, no needz 2 kill dehm; jst showz dehm UR BP, and dehy diez ov shok!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:17:47 +0000

Cait Sith kittn?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:12:32 +0000

Funee moar imprtnt dahn furst aneewaiz.

By: Jeanie

Jeanie — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:01:52 +0000

Cott… iz troo wut u say bowt da cafen prokilivitys. sum hoomans haz da berry senzitib to it, udders not so mush. sad to say, i iz wun ob da senzitib wuns. even a leetl teeny bit of da cafen kowfee maykz gib me hart palp..palip…plapi.. goez berry fazt! n dat fuxez wit mai pacemaker sumpthin awful! jus sayin

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:48:30 +0000

Kitteh’s zo crankee I fink he fell outta bed !!!!

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:40:43 +0000

Dis i muss rememberz:

Deecaff is full of teh lose. Deecaff is teh fail

Sumpin to live bai

By: dd

dd — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:10:32 +0000

Growtz a redy stuntz. Kitteh iz 4 ears ol

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:23:35 +0000

Yah, dats prity mush wut I ment. Esept dat is ownly teh coffy dat mayks me twichee. Nawt teh uther kynds of cafeen. I kans drynk as mush coaks or eyestee as I wunt an no twichee. But wun kup of coffy an I is klymbin teh wals. I doan’t tink coffy is dat mush moar potint dan coak or eyestee, izit? I rilly juss startid drenkin coffy a fyoo munths ago win I stopted drenkin the coaks.

I nawt taykn inny medisins. An mai parints hasnt drinked coffy in prolly 30 yeres, so I doant no wut dere cafene prokilivitys is.

By: B!

B! — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:19:08 +0000

YAH!!! Also frum Hoodwinkt, dat guy sed he onlee drynkt decaf, but he wuz zippier dam Hammieee!

By: B!

B! — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:17:51 +0000

Minez wuz 90 over 60, but dat when I wayed less dan 180…. nao I on sum meds that also raiz it…. so nao I’s at 120 ober 90. Nawt bad fur fat laydee…. sigh.

I tink when I work owt or ecksersize nao, firs ting happinz iz I gain mussles. So werk owt, eet reellee good, an still gain wait. Needa keep on, start lozin da fats an ignore skayl for a munth…. layter, when iz not 105 evrfee day for weeks….

By: B!

B! — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:12:25 +0000

I wuz likin da cawfee when I wuz in hi skool still, drinkt whole pawts on ma own, befoar SB, just regyoolar cawfee. Den I drinkt in da militaree, cawfee just a carrier for da milk an shoogrr, U knows.

Nao I drink, I go sleepy bye tyty.

I liek da chai, tho… iced or hawt….

Mostlee nao I drink waaaaduurrrr….. cold an nummee!

By: B!

B! — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:59:45 +0000

Ma growf ain’t stuntid! I Firtee yeerz old, I bin drinkin dis stuff since I wuz ten, ain’t dun me no harm no how!!! NOW GIMME!!!!

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:02:11 +0000

haha…mah kitteh sez mawowow? wen she luukin fr us. is teh phunnee.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:54:28 +0000

I think CP was essentially complaining of symptoms indicative of caffeine hypersensitivity. The condition is attributable to a number of sources, such as liver fatigue, genetic variation in the enzymes of the cytochrome p450 oxidase system, and (most commonly) concurrence with other medications. As just one example, women on oral contraceptives have in multiple studies taken over twice as long on average to metabolize caffeine.
Much of it is in your genes. Some people just get twitchy from a single cup of coffee, based on their genetic makeup.
So ya, that’s sort of what I got from the scrunchy long word at the bottom.

By: lucifur79

lucifur79 — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:43:02 +0000

Mai oncle haz a weiner dawg. Logan drinx cawfee wif hiz daddy efry mornin. Owt of hiz pwn mug to.

Yeah I knowz Logan is dawg but hez soo teh kewt.

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:13:56 +0000

Here we haf picture of gen-you-eyen caffiend. Are many cute for such diabolicalness.

To be cawshus! Will definitely addict you.

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:06:09 +0000

Best think to do with lawrers. Fewer lawrers, better wurld.

By: ironpoptart

ironpoptart — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:52:37 +0000

My bebbeh discovrd coffeh when sumone left a mug out on teh tabl. Nao she needz her coffeh- she even licks teh spild coffeh spotz.

By: Dustbunny

Dustbunny — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:38:49 +0000

He had a PLEH flavor. Wuz not so grate, akshually.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:12:11 +0000

And I thought mine was low at 95/56! I just love it when people see me with a Mountain Dew, putting salt on my food, getting ready to enjoy my lunch, and they feel it is necessary to tell me that caffiene and salt will hurt my blood pressure. I usually let them live….

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:03:36 +0000

did he has a flavur??

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:38:29 +0000

Coffy wil puts teh hare on yur chess, kitteh. But u has enuf hare on yur chess alreddy!

By: broadcatsmews

broadcatsmews — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:37:13 +0000

Yeah! Wut CP sez! Wait. Wut did CP sez?????

I needz kafeen to unnerstan

By: stend

stend — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:59:51 +0000

no, srsly – it’s all the cardio – I’m a frickin gym rat, that’s just below the low end of normal for athletic. that was when I was at the gym 2-3 hrs a day in 2006 tho – it may have risen since

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:54:09 +0000

Spekin ownlee foar maiself, butz I akshully perfers teh decaff. Cawfee and tee has no kalrees, wich is gud, but teh caffeen goze strate to mai hed and mayks me nervus and twichee.

Ownlee teh caffeen in teh cawfee, tho. Tee nawt so much and coala neber bovered me. But I isnt dreenking teh coala enny moar.

Den sumtyms I has a hedake, so I tayks a xtra stringth Ecksedrin awn tawp of teh cawfee…

OMGIFEELSODIZZYANDGIDDYANDLIKEI’MFLYINGINTHEAIRANDDOESANYONEHAVEANYERRANDSYOUNEEDRUNINTHISGALACTICARMITHINKICANMAKEITTOANDROMEDAANDBACKBYSUPPERTIMEIFILEAVENOW!!!

kthxbai

By: Lucy

Lucy — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:47:34 +0000

Now all yuz kittehs say after me:
Ladies and Gentlemen drink only tea.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:42:59 +0000

WTF is with these repeat pics?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:39:20 +0000

90/50?! You is purty lively fur a ded guy.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:33:44 +0000

Mooseday is better dan Tonday, but not as gud as Caturday.

By: chickabiddy

chickabiddy — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:20:05 +0000

that looks/sounds like some of my teachers in the morning.
‘cept +1000 cuteness.

By: Dustbunny

Dustbunny — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:13:14 +0000

My lawyer frien’ sez I gotz no groundz for class action lawsuit becuz I wantz to bite co-worker’s heads off when I drinks caffeine, therefor iz no diffruntz when I drink decaf. So I bit himz head off

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:41:16 +0000

Yeah, it’s like climbing Everest. It’s just there.

By: medicated_maiden

medicated_maiden — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:05:01 +0000

kitteh you is smallernuf to fit inside teh coffeez!! you are cute enuffs to go wifout teh sugars and caffeens

By: Hailey Efron

Hailey Efron — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:02:21 +0000

omg. thats like my brothers