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Sumbody woak up on rong syde of hiz lil bed!
Iz haz TWO sugaz noooooob!
Kitteh’s zo crankee I fink he fell outta bed !!!!
Iz so crankee, he eatz cup and drinks cawfee
F1rst P0st!!!
Awww bebeh…u dont needz teh kawphee…will stuntz ur growthz. U lookz hyperz enuff wifoutz. Besidez…iz dirteez cupz. Pleh. DO NOT WANT!!!!
Not First Post:(
Was slow by 1 nanosecond
Ah shaerz wib yoo. Yoo teh mor funeeyer ennywai.
Impawsible to know – nuttin der – u goes “Whoopee,” n rites fazt – n hitz teh “add comment” – n den –
Oh wel, sum ting to luk forward to!
why look forward to? who cares if it’s teh first post? i don get it…
mayk joo speshulz ah fink…i dunno i r not qwik enuff wif all dah lightnin LOLfriends heer…an i type at 120 cwpm ; ; (dat meen dey perdy quik-lyke so tu get furst u has to be on dah ball)
Just fur teh phun of it – nuttin else! Be teh furst kid awn uer block to – whutbber. In otter wierdz – JUST BECUZ!
Yeah, it’s like climbing Everest. It’s just there.
Funee moar imprtnt dahn furst aneewaiz.
Ma growf ain’t stuntid! I Firtee yeerz old, I bin drinkin dis stuff since I wuz ten, ain’t dun me no harm no how!!! NOW GIMME!!!!
Growtz a redy stuntz. Kitteh iz 4 ears ol
Demadning boss kitteh eez demanding n dah boss…
Demadning — LOL!
NOOOWWWAAAAH!
wtf, u taekin coffee baffs nao? dat cup is bigger den u ar, kitteh!!
kittehz caffeen fix eez biggar den heemz…well heemz!
hmmmm allai mcbeels kitteh hvin sum hottub coffeh? nah… bebeh two yung for dat thout
Mogool kitteh sez “YER FIRED!!!”
Kupo? Oh mogul kitteh. nm
Cait Sith kittn?
Ahm in yer cubbordz…stalkin yer coffeh cupz!
*splort* dere goez mai hed…teh kyoot iz oberwelm tu mee. teh babee teefs, teh spikee furz, teh teenee pawz. *boom* mai pour hed. WANT!1!
Mama, be luk at mee! Luk mama, luk! Luk! Mama luk!………….
datz sew rite!
de neber grow owt ob it niver…
ai has a sebenteen yr ol kitteh bebeh wh sitz in t3h hall an saiz” maowm… maowm.. maowumuh!”
i swer she taught mai dotter hr first word.
haha…mah kitteh sez mawowow? wen she luukin fr us. is teh phunnee.
Happeh kitteh eez owt of dah closet nao.
(Pls to b notin dat not meen Narnia, k tx bai)
Not dat dere’s anyfing rong wif dat.
Kitteh, no moar kawfie fer u, iss bad fer ur teef. U need all halps u kin get.
NO SHUGAR, EXTRY HAFF-N-HAFF!
Dis reminz me of wun tyme wen mai sister, mai brudder and hiz wyf waz visitin. I wuz sleepin awn teh couch (nice, comfy couch, reely) in teh living room so I cud get up and maek teh coffee and brekfast without distrubing enybuddy. I wud get, tip toe into teh kitcheun, get awt teh beans and grinder – and dere she wud be in teh kitcheun doar, awl sleepey eyed, sayin “Is teh cawfie redeh yet.” Every TIME! It still maekz me laff!
Bebbee Kitteh wyrd
enuff. No needz beeg Bukkitt
uv kawffee ryte naow!
Rambunkshus Bebbee
upz awll Nyte chekkeeng t3h Howse.
Needz iez oapenur
Prefurrz kawwffee inz
a sossur. Grayt beeg Bukkitt
awllz “Pleh!” anz durtee!
Jack.
YO! Yer tall Kona with MacNut/coconut/chocolate House speshul w whip is up! NEXT!
I gainz too powndz readin dat! Hao??!?
gotta b teh coconutz… dei mak sum kinda butter out of itz
Tinee Babykitteh get too close to dis mug, him fall in. Dis babee needs him mommy for nom nom. He foolin nobody pretendin him big enuff for da kaffeeen fix. Got milk?
Bebeh Kitteh jes bin weenied. Nao, can has teh GOOD stuffses!
i knows how you feelz, kitteh … am same waye about kaufee myself. NEED MOAR KAUFEE NOW kbaithnx
Yeez, is a Mo-Tuesday wif boff days squished togever – needz beeg Bukkitt
uv kawffee ryte naow! K, thx!1!
Mo-Tuesday! rofl!!!!
is teh win ov wishded I taught ov it.
tell me wai I dun lyke Mo-Tuesdays (Moosdays?)? I wanna shoot teh hoal day doun.
Mooseday is better dan Tonday, but not as gud as Caturday.
I writed hole vers ov daht song in LOLspk, but stoopid pooter haz eated it!
Because your bondmate rests on Tuesday, evening to evening.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY did u seez dat did you huh did you? MAN u gotta yell bigz when u smalls.
Want lattae wis lotsa lotsa extree whit creem on top!!! An a sardeen onna side!! NOW!!!
I can has a clean cup plz thnx?
Not Want Decaf!
OMGWTF!!!!!!!!! U SAID IT WAS DECAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! NOW I CANT SLEEP FUR A WEEK!!!!! HOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPISEVERYONEOK? DOWEHAVEENOUGHFORKS? YEAHWEGOTFORKS. DUDEIMWIREDUPMAN. INEEDMYPILLS. MYBRAINHURTS. CANTSTOPTALKINGORIDIE
Mar-zi-pan, Mar-zi-pan! What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! Pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell ‘em at the corner store! Sell ‘em at the five and dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It’s takin’ off! It’s a new century! I can’t remember cereal, I can’t remember TV. Is it football season yet? I’ll run you over in football, run you down the field like a clown!
LOL…Strong Sad FTW!
Iff kitteh livd in Bowston or Wooster, MA – kitteh wud sai
“Iz want mai Kowfee!! – Noww!!
Please to be making sure iz real, caffeinated coffee. I makez big mistake at grocery store las’ week and buys decaf (why the *#$##@!! is de word decaf in such tiny print on the frigging package??). Do not want. Getz headache, almost fallz asleep at work, wantz to bite co-workers’ headz off. Feh
wuns i can had flied in fur job intervoo. mah flite arrived 3 a.m., intervoo 9 a.m. i clung to dat coffee cup durin teh intervoo liek mah lyf dependid awn it… i iz rly glad dey din’t tell me til afters dat is wuz decaf. (gawt teh job, tho!)
Dun has a worree dussbunneh, manee manee hoomans has dis aflikschaun…ah fink all mah cowerkers akshly…mebbe ah go put on a pot nao for sanitee sayke…
I’m seeing class action lawsuit
My lawyer frien’ sez I gotz no groundz for class action lawsuit becuz I wantz to bite co-worker’s heads off when I drinks caffeine, therefor iz no diffruntz when I drink decaf. So I bit himz head off
did he has a flavur??
He had a PLEH flavor. Wuz not so grate, akshually.
Best think to do with lawrers. Fewer lawrers, better wurld.
Mah boss liek teh deecaff. WTF???!!!!! I can has teh Folgerz zinglz luk liek teh teebagz butt deyz gotz coffeez…not teez. Also can has teh cremora and teh shugar in mah deks droor. Cremora is teh pleh. Needz teh haf-n-haf. Mebbe can getz it at Walmartz tomoz. Deecaff is full of teh lose. Deecaff is teh FAIL.
Now all yuz kittehs say after me:
Ladies and Gentlemen drink only tea.
Dis i muss rememberz:
Deecaff is full of teh lose. Deecaff is teh fail
Sumpin to live bai
nao surriusly. wai duz newun want decaf in teh first place?? U ever see a junkie go tu shoot up an sai “ah, well I luvz stikkin me wif needlez, but dun wan’t teh akshual feel gud part. I fink I’ll jus fix wit powdered sugar today…”
iz lyke takin trimspaw and not gettin a rich ol geezer wid a hart condishun out of it. stend wood agree, yes?
P.S. stend! I went to teh armand hammar muzeum udder day, liked sum of whut I saw. Haven’t been that close to campus since mah collij days. Reminded me of bein a young DomesticBeerAndMoreDomesticBeer(InARedPlasticCup)
Spekin ownlee foar maiself, butz I akshully perfers teh decaff. Cawfee and tee has no kalrees, wich is gud, but teh caffeen goze strate to mai hed and mayks me nervus and twichee.
Ownlee teh caffeen in teh cawfee, tho. Tee nawt so much and coala neber bovered me. But I isnt dreenking teh coala enny moar.
Den sumtyms I has a hedake, so I tayks a xtra stringth Ecksedrin awn tawp of teh cawfee…
OMGIFEELSODIZZYANDGIDDYANDLIKEI’MFLYINGINTHEAIRANDDOESANYONEHAVEANYERRANDSYOUNEEDRUNINTHISGALACTICARMITHINKICANMAKEITTOANDROMEDAANDBACKBYSUPPERTIMEIFILEAVENOW!!!
kthxbai
Yeah! Wut CP sez! Wait. Wut did CP sez?????
I needz kafeen to unnerstan
I think CP was essentially complaining of symptoms indicative of caffeine hypersensitivity. The condition is attributable to a number of sources, such as liver fatigue, genetic variation in the enzymes of the cytochrome p450 oxidase system, and (most commonly) concurrence with other medications. As just one example, women on oral contraceptives have in multiple studies taken over twice as long on average to metabolize caffeine.
Much of it is in your genes. Some people just get twitchy from a single cup of coffee, based on their genetic makeup.
So ya, that’s sort of what I got from the scrunchy long word at the bottom.
I wuz likin da cawfee when I wuz in hi skool still, drinkt whole pawts on ma own, befoar SB, just regyoolar cawfee. Den I drinkt in da militaree, cawfee just a carrier for da milk an shoogrr, U knows.
Nao I drink, I go sleepy bye tyty.
I liek da chai, tho… iced or hawt….
Mostlee nao I drink waaaaduurrrr….. cold an nummee!
Yah, dats prity mush wut I ment. Esept dat is ownly teh coffy dat mayks me twichee. Nawt teh uther kynds of cafeen. I kans drynk as mush coaks or eyestee as I wunt an no twichee. But wun kup of coffy an I is klymbin teh wals. I doan’t tink coffy is dat mush moar potint dan coak or eyestee, izit? I rilly juss startid drenkin coffy a fyoo munths ago win I stopted drenkin the coaks.
I nawt taykn inny medisins. An mai parints hasnt drinked coffy in prolly 30 yeres, so I doant no wut dere cafene prokilivitys is.
Cott… iz troo wut u say bowt da cafen prokilivitys. sum hoomans haz da berry senzitib to it, udders not so mush. sad to say, i iz wun ob da senzitib wuns. even a leetl teeny bit of da cafen kowfee maykz gib me hart palp..palip…plapi.. goez berry fazt! n dat fuxez wit mai pacemaker sumpthin awful! jus sayin
Dis kitteh still too bebbeh to retrack hiz claws. No coffee yet, bebbeh. U needs ur mommeh.
Still, him so kyoot I almost say “yes”. Bebbeh floof, bloo eyez, littel bebbeh paws — he can has snorgles, but no coffee. Mebbeh haf-n-haf.
Thiz pic was posted already w/ capshun “Not want decaf!”
Bitz betur, I tink.
Yeh, I wuz just thinkin I seed him befoar – wuz July 26.
Still teeny bebeh – caffeen mus be stuntin his growf.
WTF is with these repeat pics?
that’s me, every single moment of every day. it’s gotten so bad now I pay for the largest coffee and a refill my first sweep thru at starbucks, have them put a little ice in the first cup to cool it, add cream and sugar, then get back in line and have inhaled the first cup by the time I make it to the counter for the refill. the other day I had two big coffees, a red bull, and a couple of trimspas before the gym – and I still felt like I was barely moving (could see thru walls tho)
Umm – yu can has cardiologist?
that’s the thing, my BP is 90/50 and my resting heart rate is low – I’m just inured to caffine
90/50?! You is purty lively fur a ded guy.
no, srsly – it’s all the cardio – I’m a frickin gym rat, that’s just below the low end of normal for athletic. that was when I was at the gym 2-3 hrs a day in 2006 tho – it may have risen since
And I thought mine was low at 95/56! I just love it when people see me with a Mountain Dew, putting salt on my food, getting ready to enjoy my lunch, and they feel it is necessary to tell me that caffiene and salt will hurt my blood pressure. I usually let them live….
Minez wuz 90 over 60, but dat when I wayed less dan 180…. nao I on sum meds that also raiz it…. so nao I’s at 120 ober 90. Nawt bad fur fat laydee…. sigh.
I tink when I work owt or ecksersize nao, firs ting happinz iz I gain mussles. So werk owt, eet reellee good, an still gain wait. Needa keep on, start lozin da fats an ignore skayl for a munth…. layter, when iz not 105 evrfee day for weeks….
DMarie, no needz 2 kill dehm; jst showz dehm UR BP, and dehy diez ov shok!
Mebbe U’z moovin so fast u no can feelz teh moovinz. U iz brakin teh sownd bearyur I tinks. Mebbe moovins fastern speedz of litez.
Remindz mee ov teh Hammeh frum teh moovee Ovuh Teh Hedj…him alreadee haz teh hyperactiviteez…he can has teh energee drinkz an teh worldz stops teh spinz.
YAH!!! Also frum Hoodwinkt, dat guy sed he onlee drynkt decaf, but he wuz zippier dam Hammieee!
Ware mai catnip DONUT??? Hao can stoopy hyumin fergit DONUT wif kawfee????? Ai sckreeches til ai bustez sum eerdrums – den mayb ai can has DONUT!!!!!
omg. thats like my brothers
kitteh you is smallernuf to fit inside teh coffeez!! you are cute enuffs to go wifout teh sugars and caffeens
that looks/sounds like some of my teachers in the morning.
‘cept +1000 cuteness.
Coffy wil puts teh hare on yur chess, kitteh. But u has enuf hare on yur chess alreddy!
My bebbeh discovrd coffeh when sumone left a mug out on teh tabl. Nao she needz her coffeh- she even licks teh spild coffeh spotz.
Mai oncle haz a weiner dawg. Logan drinx cawfee wif hiz daddy efry mornin. Owt of hiz pwn mug to.
Yeah I knowz Logan is dawg but hez soo teh kewt.
Here we haf picture of gen-you-eyen caffiend. Are many cute for such diabolicalness.
To be cawshus! Will definitely addict you.
can I get this pix on a t-shirt? pleeeez, pleeeeeez! Is so me first thing in the mornin!
I haz teh coffeh but I can has teh bagol wit creem cheez? Yeh teh bagol wit creem cheez gots to has teh bagol wit teh creem and teh cheez and teh cheezy creem…
SO MUCH AWSUM
Bandersnatch, is uz odious?
Teh crms on da sidz k thx.
But teh coffe is bad 4 teh cats! Cats should only eat cheezburgers.
so cute
i not a teebag. no put me in cup, plz.
aint he a wittle yung 2 hav coffeh? no wunder he so showrt!!!!
I luvs my coffeeh ,,,DO NOT WANT DECAF!!!!
It should say “WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA….This is NOT my batman glass!”