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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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Mah armpitz let me show yoo them
I lufs soft kitteh armpitz.
What bowl of popcorns indeed!! teh one you is sleepin in silly!!
what? he got MY popcorns? i wuz supposed 2 sit on dat!! MMMOOOMMM!
I need to lose weight anyway.
Thanks!
I can be ur krakerjak toi? K?
Mah kernels. They haz popped.
Uh-oh. We betta get u to da vet!!! Dat souns serius!
Goo Mawnin….I ready for my cheerios and milk, hold the cheerios.
i made you sum popcorn, BUT I EATED IT!!!
Helloh. I wuz sleepin, an tha bowl got undeh mee. Kthx.
peekaboo kitteh kitteh!
uh-oh – now kitty will taste like butter and will be nommed on by other kitties
“get away from me !!! you’re freaking me out guys !!! STOP IT !!!”
lik lik lik lik lik…..
COME BACK HERE!!!!
GIT HIM!!
DAT IS TEH MOSTEST DEEEELISHIS CAT EAVAH!!!!
I haZ a tradishanal butteree flaver
nom nom nom…I has a popcorms.
Hahahah! WIN!!
I not listening…I not LISTENING!
Caint heer u caint heer u!
LALALALALALALALA!
popcawn? u meen dis nawt wun uv doze eggcrate mattrissess? hm. thot it seemed a littul buttery…
it were floofy
Dis looks like dish of marmalayd insted. Wantz big scoopful!!
nom nom nom…HALP! I has curnels stuk in teefs! Ptooey! Pleh!
This bowl iz had a flavr
IN SOVIET UNION, JELLO MOLD EATS YOU.
LOLZ!!1!!
WIN!!!!1!1
Ugh. When I hear “Jello Molds” I immediately think of these:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/index.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/jello/index.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/coffee/5.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/sevenup2/4.html
Enjoy if u can has stommaks it
I didn’t sees no popcorm, rly. BTW could u turn outs da lights, is boserin ma eyeses. kthxbai.
Kitteh is mosche more deeleeshus than popcornz
If dis hao yoo get dat ‘popkorn lung’, I don tink it as seereeyus as dey sayin!
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Ginngiee kitteh sez Ah’m so keyoot! (Growin up we called it ‘fwat’ dun rememer why…) FWAT fwot fwat FWAT! I am so kute!
Get owt, kitteh! Yoo iz maekin my Tupperware berp!
Round kitteh eez round!
No haz buket, jus bole. kthxbai. don let screen dor hitchoo on wai out.
Heer’s a kwestyon in itzelv. Shld we get teh LOLRUS a bole, whyle we lukz for teh bukkit?
O! Going 4 win-win! U is a politishun!!! Lolz!
BBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP!!!! Dat’s teh tird tym ai hadz dat popcorm! Mommee git me a elka sellser! Plsthxbai!
Kitteh awakes from hypersleep after him flyin saucer landes.
hello dave
I’m sorry. I can’t do that Dave.
Oh, dat stuff? I thot it was packin peanuts. I used dem to send teh dog to Albukurkee.
Was I rong?
Yez kitteh. U shld hav sent teh goggie 2 abu dabi.
I wudda sed abu dabi, but I cudnt spel it.
i *are* a kakes
OK, potential cheezfrenz, If you click the link on my name, that should take you to my blog, which has the cheezfrenz link on it. Click that link, click join, we approve you, and you’re a cheezfrenz member.
We are getting the hang of this!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled phunnies!
Instead of microwave, we use kitteh to warm up pop corns! Not too gud askully
Popcorn with fur!
noaws dat aih ate ur popcomz aihm reddy for mai nappzZZzzzzzzz….
Pawpcorm boal iz wide
an nawt so deep. Lawts uv rume
4 Kitteh to sleep
Kitteh curlz up an
melts sloawllllllee. Moar tahn filleeng
ebbree empee spayse
Kitteh reezembilz
ravvur larj, gooey pan uv
Jiffee Pawp Pop Corm
Jack.
Kitteh, his had inpurrble dizzees, him be frozed for to have future medicines.
It naow be twenny fitty-fi, an kitteh awakes frum suspindid amination is a tupperware in da fwidge.
I can has defrost plz?
Jus wait till him fins out procedure went wrong, and him has super ice powers uv mr freeze.
Y u putted popkoarns in mah bed?
I had tu eet whol fing ta maek roume fer mee ta sleepe in.
Wherz blankit?
Y complane? Popcorn in kitteh, kitteh in bowl = bowl of popcorn
“Ah wantid 2 share mah Pop-Seekrit wif u.”
“Pop-Seekrit? Iz Osker mah reel father?”
No, kitteh. Ur reel fadder is Orville Reedenbaker
i IZ a corm.
peeps say:
human1: “honee, can you bring teh tray of shrimp balls out now?”
human2: “wat tray of shrimp balls….?”
Wow….I didno shrimpz had ballz….
Iz truu!
But onlee dance Lobster Quadrille at their ballz.
Oh deerz. Wen I wuz a liddle kitteh, my mommie had a partee. She maded a salmon moose (a whole moose???!), and putted it on da kounter. Natasha, wun ov r kittehs, seed it and jumped on da kounter and nom nom nom!
Mommie thinks fast. Mommie takes spatuler and re-shapes the moose to hide the nom nommed part, and serves it to the partee. No one new but me! (and Natasha)
iz mellltttteeennnggg!!!!
Waiter….there are hairs in my soup. This is an outrage…we had better get free drinks for this.
mah toez smell lyk popcorm. mebbe i nomz dem too. nomzzzzzzzzzzz
sorry, not meant to nest here!
WHut – yu don like cat sup on yr popcorms?
HELLO !!! AND WELCOME TO MY POPCORN BOWL !!!
… let’s teleport to my closet and talk about fashion
*snicker*
She really really scares me.
My terriblee written, direkted and produced vanatee video. Let me show u it.
Or we could go to my place, and I could show you my etchings?
I’ve used that line
and it worked
I can believe that, on personality alone.
And, if not for geography…
Teh las time a guy used dat line on me, he ackshully wanted to show me a etching.:-(
I haz art collecshun, but Ize onlee uz daht line iv I haz ulter, ilter, wantz 2 sleepz wit U!
Just in case you are still in Lisa Land without burgers, it’s Tuesay and you haz 8 burgers, all 5’s. We luz U.
Wee awl lubs U lotz Stend.
Kitteh sooflay haas fahlen an can’t get up.
kids these days just don’t understand how great having microwaveable hot buttered cat is … why in my day, we had the Jiffypop Popcat in those pans that puffed up like in the photo above, you made it on the stove and it always BURNED – anyone else remember that?
whoopsie – way too much bold italic. here’s an ugly couch to make up for it
http://www.wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/yellow_couch_dandy_cleaners.jpg
now THAT brought back the memories. dear god. that looks exactly like a couch we had to live with for a while, thanks to a roommate. *shudder*
there’s something so desolate about an abandoned couch, isn’t there? “memries… awl alone awn teh siiiidewalk… i memembur teh owld daze… i wuz bootiful den…”
Oh, sillyannz, we iz havin teh telepathy. I juzt sent sumting very similar – ceptin it appeerz to hav gottin lost somewhere. I’ll wait awhile before attemptin to reconstruct – sumtiemz dey show up later. I tink we sent them at about teh sayme tiem.
Thanx fur ugly couch, Stend – butt these thinz maekz me sad. Wunce upon a tyme, sumwun lurved this couch, n probably snorgled on it – it was beautiful then. And in the lamplight . . .they thought they knew whut happiness wuz – and NOW LOOK AT IT!! SOLA, PERDUTA, ABBANDONATA!!! *sniff*
I wasn’t sure, but was the translation of what she’s singing “now I am a lost and abandoned sofa who wanders the streets of the underworld”?
Ummmmmm . . . well, sort of. That wud be grate, akshully! Butt – OMG – that maeks it even WURSE!! That poor, poor lolsofa! Oh, the trajedeh! It is doooooomed to wander through teh (under)werld – Oh, woe is it – and witness whut it cannot share, but mite have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!
My mind just went to Dirk Gently’s refrigerator on the tip (Long Dark Teatime of the Gods, Douglas Adams.) Maybe it and the sofa can “keep company”
Um.. Long Dark Teatime of the SOUL
Operatic sofa is operatic.
Sofa have Splotchkin’s Diseeze!
Fugly sofa iz fugly.
better yet
http://www.video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=885924&fr=&cache=1
Iz it moovee nite? We can has popcorms n watchez Aristocatz? DatDarnCat? Incredbul Joornee?
Ize even sit tru Laidee n Tramp to see teh meezers! “Wee r syameeez if yoo be pleez.”
Ok, i’m new to this. I read the “about us” page, but I’m not sure I “get” the whole lolcat thing…Someone care to explain it to me? I feel so out of touch!
O hai. I’m quite new, too. So I’ll explain a little. More experienced hands can take up the slack!First, did you read, in the right hand column “Welcome to ICHC” teh lolwerdz and cheezwerdz. That would help a little. I lurked about for months before I had the nerve to write – but it’s lots of fun – and everyone is VERY nice.
Anyone can comment – and reply to a comment. Often hilarious, completely off topic threads get going. You never know where any one comment is going to end up.
The speech (lolspeak aka kitteh speak) is – what cats would say if they could speak. And we assume that they don’t spell very well. Add to it computer user shortcut speak. Just take a few weeks off, go back and read everything from the beginning, and you’ll have the hang of it in no time.
But you may also write in English, until you feel more comfortable in lolcat. Everyone here understands English, too. And many speak it quite well.
You vote on how much you like the pictures using the voting burgers. Click on the last burger on the right – for a five – best rating. Last one of the left is 1 – if you didn’t much care for it. Same for the comments.
But be careful not to be like a troll. Sometimes, you can tell when a troll has been going through, because they go and vote just 1 for everything, no matter how funny, which of course gives unfair funny ratings. Most people here don’t ever vote so low unless something is really outrageously awful, because – it seems to me, anyway, that pretty much everyone here thinks everyone else is quite funny and likes everyone as well. Some people are very briliant, and we all look forward to see what they are writing.
And it’s great fun to (is parody what I mean?) to use a reference to something or someone or even an earlier picture or comment. The first one to “get” it jumps in and names it. Some are (to me, any way) VERY obscure. But my knowledge of pop culture is growing in leaps and bounds!
And feel free to ask questions at any time. Someone will be happy to tell you what’s going on.
Jump in – (as they said to me) – the water’s fine.
Dat muss b Jiffee Floof! Mah fayvryt popcormz!
Are popcorm! Are lolcat! Are popcat!? Are lolpop?
Are confusink.
All your popcornz are belong to us. lolcatz + popcorn = total satisfaction.
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