What bowl of popcorn?

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Mah armpitz let me show yoo them
I lufs soft kitteh armpitz.
What bowl of popcorns indeed!! teh one you is sleepin in silly!!
what? he got MY popcorns? i wuz supposed 2 sit on dat!! MMMOOOMMM!
I need to lose weight anyway.
Thanks!
I can be ur krakerjak toi? K?
Mah kernels. They haz popped.
Uh-oh. We betta get u to da vet!!! Dat souns serius!
Goo Mawnin….I ready for my cheerios and milk, hold the cheerios.
i made you sum popcorn, BUT I EATED IT!!!
Helloh. I wuz sleepin, an tha bowl got undeh mee. Kthx.
peekaboo kitteh kitteh!
uh-oh - now kitty will taste like butter and will be nommed on by other kitties
“get away from me !!! you’re freaking me out guys !!! STOP IT !!!”
lik lik lik lik lik…..
COME BACK HERE!!!!
GIT HIM!!
DAT IS TEH MOSTEST DEEEELISHIS CAT EAVAH!!!!
I haZ a tradishanal butteree flaver
nom nom nom…I has a popcorms.
Hahahah! WIN!!
I not listening…I not LISTENING!
Caint heer u caint heer u!
LALALALALALALALA!
popcawn? u meen dis nawt wun uv doze eggcrate mattrissess? hm. thot it seemed a littul buttery…
it were floofy
Dis looks like dish of marmalayd insted. Wantz big scoopful!!
nom nom nom…HALP! I has curnels stuk in teefs! Ptooey! Pleh!
This bowl iz had a flavr
IN SOVIET UNION, JELLO MOLD EATS YOU.
LOLZ!!1!!
WIN!!!!1!1
Ugh. When I hear “Jello Molds” I immediately think of these:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/index.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/jello/index.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/coffee/5.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/sevenup2/4.html
Enjoy if u can has stommaks it
I didn’t sees no popcorm, rly. BTW could u turn outs da lights, is boserin ma eyeses. kthxbai.
Kitteh is mosche more deeleeshus than popcornz
If dis hao yoo get dat ‘popkorn lung’, I don tink it as seereeyus as dey sayin!
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FWAT fwot fwat FWAT! I am so kute!
Ginngiee kitteh sez Ah’m so keyoot! (Growin up we called it ‘fwat’ dun rememer why…
Get owt, kitteh! Yoo iz maekin my Tupperware berp!
Round kitteh eez round!
No haz buket, jus bole. kthxbai. don let screen dor hitchoo on wai out.
Heer’s a kwestyon in itzelv. Shld we get teh LOLRUS a bole, whyle we lukz for teh bukkit?
O! Going 4 win-win! U is a politishun!!! Lolz!
BBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP!!!! Dat’s teh tird tym ai hadz dat popcorm! Mommee git me a elka sellser! Plsthxbai!
Kitteh awakes from hypersleep after him flyin saucer landes.
hello dave
I’m sorry. I can’t do that Dave.
Oh, dat stuff? I thot it was packin peanuts. I used dem to send teh dog to Albukurkee.
Was I rong?
Yez kitteh. U shld hav sent teh goggie 2 abu dabi.
I wudda sed abu dabi, but I cudnt spel it.
i *are* a kakes
OK, potential cheezfrenz, If you click the link on my name, that should take you to my blog, which has the cheezfrenz link on it. Click that link, click join, we approve you, and you’re a cheezfrenz member.
We are getting the hang of this!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled phunnies!
Instead of microwave, we use kitteh to warm up pop corns! Not too gud askully
noaws dat aih ate ur popcomz aihm reddy for mai nappzZZzzzzzzz….
Pawpcorm boal iz wide
an nawt so deep. Lawts uv rume
4 Kitteh to sleep
Kitteh curlz up an
melts sloawllllllee. Moar tahn filleeng
ebbree empee spayse
Kitteh reezembilz
ravvur larj, gooey pan uv
Jiffee Pawp Pop Corm
Jack.
Kitteh, his had inpurrble dizzees, him be frozed for to have future medicines.
It naow be twenny fitty-fi, an kitteh awakes frum suspindid amination is a tupperware in da fwidge.
I can has defrost plz?
Jus wait till him fins out procedure went wrong, and him has super ice powers uv mr freeze.
Y u putted popkoarns in mah bed?
I had tu eet whol fing ta maek roume fer mee ta sleepe in.
Wherz blankit?
Y complane? Popcorn in kitteh, kitteh in bowl = bowl of popcorn
“Ah wantid 2 share mah Pop-Seekrit wif u.”
“Pop-Seekrit? Iz Osker mah reel father?”
No, kitteh. Ur reel fadder is Orville Reedenbaker
i IZ a corm.
peeps say:
human1: “honee, can you bring teh tray of shrimp balls out now?”
human2: “wat tray of shrimp balls….?”
Wow….I didno shrimpz had ballz….
Iz truu!
But onlee dance Lobster Quadrille at their ballz.
Oh deerz. Wen I wuz a liddle kitteh, my mommie had a partee. She maded a salmon moose (a whole moose???!), and putted it on da kounter. Natasha, wun ov r kittehs, seed it and jumped on da kounter and nom nom nom!
Mommie thinks fast. Mommie takes spatuler and re-shapes the moose to hide the nom nommed part, and serves it to the partee. No one new but me! (and Natasha)
iz mellltttteeennnggg!!!!
Waiter….there are hairs in my soup. This is an outrage…we had better get free drinks for this.
mah toez smell lyk popcorm. mebbe i nomz dem too. nomzzzzzzzzzzz
sorry, not meant to nest here!
WHut - yu don like cat sup on yr popcorms?
HELLO !!! AND WELCOME TO MY POPCORN BOWL !!!
… let’s teleport to my closet and talk about fashion
*snicker*
She really really scares me.