Wish I had a cozy nappy place at my desk…mebbe under tho, I’d be too distracting on my desk (Ow dang that pencil, oops there goes the Diet Pepsi, umm could you pick up my laptop off the floor, k thanx)
I hadda kitteh named *takes deep breath* “Loco Alias Beast Son of Dragon Cat of My Cats” n I didnt has a baffroom clowset, so I hadda chester drawrerz, n I puts my mostest loverlyiest ob lady thingys own teh top o it. n Loco wood get up dere n “acqidenndtly” pushe somfin offin teh top. den he wood solmly n slooowwwly pushe annoder thin off, n wach it fall to teh flor, n den anodder and den anodder, til HOLE top waz empty cept 4 him. n den he wood luk at me n say “set um up agin!”
This is SOOO true! Mai cat Barney luvs to get on mai computer tabul. Liekz to lie dwon between me n teh keybord. Notebuks, coffee cupz, pensulz, penz – he trow awl ob dem on teh floor. Den he liez down and cuz thingz wid hiz back end I can’t do (wid mai fingerz, I mean) – like – yesterday, he putted it ( I wuz doin ICHC) in sleep mode! I din’t know u cud do dat on teh keybord!
He alzo bringz up sum helpful tingz I also didn’t know abawt. Corse, I donut reely know much about mai pyooter. We are nawt “az wun!”
I jus finnish wiring/fencing off my kilns and shelves for da pottery on teh backporch. It were to be called da “kiln room” but I jus callz it “the anti-kitteh room” , cause dat whut it is.
You do not has my nose!
An dun forget teh car keys!
*Evil snickering* Hehehehehe.. Wait till he sees what I left in his shoes
Pleh, u farted!
Cheezburger breath ish tashty?
Nummy!! iz jus az gud teh sekun tiem arownd!!
hhhhhh….. hhhhh……. snffff.
It musted have bean da milk I was drinkin’.
If it wuz beans, problem wud be at kitteh’s other end
Luks lik kitteh wrks teh saym playce I doez.
my dad alwais cawled it “ded frog bref”. not ebrywun’s, just mine. *snicker* i had teh last laff tho – he cud smell it, an i cudn’t!
dis be teh mostest n beeutifulest kitteh I ebber saw. WANT, n I will hold himz n squeeeeze himz n lubs himz n calls ihmz gorge……..
Nope, I promisd not to tell. You couldn’t drag it outta me wif 10 cheezburgers. Wayt…….let me tink abaut tat.
Oooh, I saw dat. U in big trubble now.
Hmmm. I step in sumtin. It has a deliteful bukay.
Munday mornin bref, no less…yu has to wurk on Labur Day, kitteh? Tuff.
ohhhh kitteh, you can has toofpayste??
if yu wants to bursh teh kittehs teef, i say gud luk to yu…
The key is getting the right flavored toothpaste… say, limping sparrow.
Or Grasshopper-with-one-leg-plucked-off
mmmm dead bug toofpaste.
Manfred lyks minty fresh peepl toofpayst, butz onwy to lik owf mai fingrs or lipses! No bwushes himz teefys!!
better haz long, strong glubs for brushin kitteh’s teefs!
AAAHHHHHHCHOOOO!
woh, u have big sneez. did u snif flowr r somtin?
No, I tinks I……. ACHOOO!!! got some dog fur on mey…..
Psst, Mister Tail…
Methinks weere bein watcheded….
I eated sum ov de tings frum ur projek on de tabul behin mee
Dat wuz okey, ryt?
Ohhh most hansum kitteh….u can wake me wif ur moarnin bref eny taim!
I know I know my nose looks funny…. I was looking at the lamp last night, to um, fix it, right fix it, and i got a little burnt
Wish I had a cozy nappy place at my desk…mebbe under tho, I’d be too distracting on my desk (Ow dang that pencil, oops there goes the Diet Pepsi, umm could you pick up my laptop off the floor, k thanx)
I hadda kitteh named *takes deep breath* “Loco Alias Beast Son of Dragon Cat of My Cats” n I didnt has a baffroom clowset, so I hadda chester drawrerz, n I puts my mostest loverlyiest ob lady thingys own teh top o it. n Loco wood get up dere n “acqidenndtly” pushe somfin offin teh top. den he wood solmly n slooowwwly pushe annoder thin off, n wach it fall to teh flor, n den anodder and den anodder, til HOLE top waz empty cept 4 him. n den he wood luk at me n say “set um up agin!”
This is SOOO true! Mai cat Barney luvs to get on mai computer tabul. Liekz to lie dwon between me n teh keybord. Notebuks, coffee cupz, pensulz, penz – he trow awl ob dem on teh floor. Den he liez down and cuz thingz wid hiz back end I can’t do (wid mai fingerz, I mean) – like – yesterday, he putted it ( I wuz doin ICHC) in sleep mode! I din’t know u cud do dat on teh keybord!
He alzo bringz up sum helpful tingz I also didn’t know abawt. Corse, I donut reely know much about mai pyooter. We are nawt “az wun!”
I jus finnish wiring/fencing off my kilns and shelves for da pottery on teh backporch. It were to be called da “kiln room” but I jus callz it “the anti-kitteh room” , cause dat whut it is.
this caption = much win
Thatz a spicy meetball
Ellegunt Kitteh
iz awffiss pet. Much spoyld. Getz
whuttebber himz wantz
Sleepz awn beeg Daffteeng
Taybul. No wun darwz awn it.
Beelawngz 2 Kitteh!
Kitteh hydez fings wen
no wun’z luuking. Pensilz an
eeraysurs arz best!
Jack.
i had oniunz and garlic-shots last nite imma go brush mai teef kthxbai
in soviet russia, morning breath has you !!!
in hole wyde world…morning bref has u!!!11
Mornin bref? YOU has!
I think I jes throwed up a bit in mai mouf…
WUT EVR U DO – DO NOT PULL MAH FINGR!!!!
Or teh pawww
’cause u’ll be srrryyy…..
Ooooh, dis bebeh lookz ulmozt ekzatly lyk mai kitteh. Onlee mai kitteh haz da Kitler muztash. Mebbe dis kitteh iz tryin ta cuvah hiz up?
Kitler… LOL. Dats a gud wan.
Buuuurp… Skyooz meh.
kk….who fartid?
*berp*
Snrkk Heh heh! Noe maddr hoa menee cuhlr pikchrz yoo tayke Ah keeps coming out blak n wyte! U sillee hyoomin U.
Eww, kitty breaf is bad enuf, but mornin kitty breaf? NO TY, GG!
OMG! Did I just say that out loud?