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Cheezburger Network Blog
first! Plug-him-in, plug-him-in!! LOL
Elfnugget–beat me to it.
I can has cheezburger flavred glade?
but teh doods at teh glade onleh do shmells
Smells lyk Kitteh Spirit in heer…
I is getting teh kitteh to plugin to this guy’s (aka FHB) house which I fink smells somewut stale and needs sum refreshings as some guy’s dwellings do, I cannot wait !!! I sez:
A kitteh in every room!!!!
I love the crossed legs! He looks so nonchalant. Sorta like Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly making those impossible leaps and spins look easy enough that anyone could do them!
Nonchalant kitty is nonchalant.
No, no, NO! You iz not doin rite!
Is 1-2, step-ball-change, 5-6 scissor kick!
Now again, with FEELING! Doan ferget jazz paws!
Lil grae kitteh iz tuff teechr! Tinks sheez an arteest.
Dis WUD be teh best capshun ever – butt is too long, purrhapz.
U getz mai FTW!!!!! (specially the “jazz paws)
(U r a dansser too?)
Invisible Lazy Boy.
With invisible remote.
Yah, dis kapshun b gud, but i deed purrrfur “Invisible Chaise” an teh liek.
Hao u du dat, kitteh?
Yeh – I lieked “Invisble Chaise” bettur, too. But has u seen Andrea’s comment? Herz teh best! (In mai bery humble opinion)
visible photoshop. ^_^
Ya, toadalee smellz lak fotochops in heyah!
Yeah, but he totally almost blocks the top plug with his fur. Where is the Kiddeh Freshener with an extra plug?
Kitteh nitelite.
liddle white kitteh iz in aw of flying kitteh
9.9, 9.9, 10.0, 9.9…
And a 3.7… but that’s from the Transylvanian judge
invizubel peano
Torchsong kitteh louvres a audeeyans!
oops dat supost to go to botum. sry
Invisible Piano! Ha! (snert) Eberywun is sizzlin awn this wun!
Yes, but did he stick the landing?
uf corse. Kitteh alwaes lands on all feets.
TA – DAAA!
chazz michael furry IZ FIGURE SKATIN! BOOM
OMG Itz Teh Iron Lotus!
Mmmmm….dah frush cheezburger cent…is mah favrite!
“Hey, Mom, what flavor’d you get this time – ’seafood farty-time’, ‘cheezburger’ or ‘kitteh butt’?”
Kitteh butt!!! I gotz a cat butt air freshener (no joke) cuz I saw it in teh store and it maded me think of CBSB
DO WANT!!! so awsum.
Reely? Whare’d yoo git dis much awesum freshner? I gott kitteh butts butt onlee on mys kittehs, not pluginz wuns.
Yess, I replie to mysellf. I founded dem!
http://www.fridgedoor.com/catbuairfr.html
I wunder about string playcement, tho.
Haha! Catt Butt air freshnr …thaz so phunny! Eau de Butt … smell it … SMELL IT!!!
Also availbl in Squirrlol Butt, Fish Breath, an Wet Dog.
Nooooooo! Nawt teh Wet Dawg….pleas? I b gud. Man, dat smell lingers furebber!
ScotchAndMoreScotch: How it werk? Is it grate! Fanx fur finking ov meh. Ai’m glad Ai cud halp u wiff ur purchass.
I mayke dose littel air fresheners on da syde. Halps wiff xtra monies durin mah jawb serch.
Also available in Smoo and Pleh!
Pleh! Most xcellent .. that kinda takes care of butt, breath and wet dog rite there!
I think those is diffrint settingz on teh freshner.
I gotz newz for ya’ll………my boss got me onna dose catt but ayr freshies and I hadda frow it out, cuz dey really smelz bad!!!
Dat’s so funnee dat it smell bads. Mayke sens d’oh.
Matrix cat iz matrixy!
Barishnikov, eat your heart out!
He flys tru da ayre wit da greatest of ease
Dat daring young kat on da flyin trapeeez.
Hiz akshunz b graysful.
Awl teh kittehz he duz pleez.
An mah burgr he hez stohlin awey.
mah brgr, I maornz it!!!
So. Do he spritzez ebber 15 minute or 30 minute?
FTW !!!!!
(If it maekz meh snert, I goes FTW!)
U makin me snert I gibs U a 5. U iz funnny!
ebrybuddy gots teh funnees today!
whee!
No, himz tooterrd, he nawt skwirtz at all! Just kinda lets owt a poof ov smellz!
(Nevver giv da dawg grapes, no matter how much he begs!)
im in ur wall sahket, alturnatin ur current
Iz in yer sokket; yer current are alternatink <b.ME!
In Soviet Russia, current alternates you!
Shave-tummi kitteh bin spade recentlee.
(i think this iz a gurl.)
WIN! Win! Spayded kitteh teh bestest kind ub ketteh cauze I nut gotz rumz for no more bebe kittehs! HALP!
What dat mousy smell?
I needs a ekstenshun coard
dis whut happen wen u do not chek propper voltage iz seelected for kitteh…
Bruce Lee kitteh demonstrates “bustin a move” for his sibs.
Invisible couch!
Ohi, I founded ur couchez
Maeks gud nite-lite also wif lazur eies.
invisible trampoline
Invisible frizbee-burger iz SO MINE!
If house smell like cat bref then house smell gud.
Antee Grabbitee
Kitteh stunz an ammayzez
hims frendz wiff himz style
Seemz 2 floate in t3h
ayr affurr habbeeng yummee
deelisshus Kat treet
Grownd bownd Kittehz
wants to batz Floateeng Kitteh
arowndz lyke ballune
Jack.
Antee Grabbitee kitteh! Belongz to Elphaba, purrhapz?
i lold lots.
Neo the Cat….watchit punks…gonna find out who took my black shades and coat
“woah.”
Be sure to change kitteh after three weeks.
Wai duz kitteh look lyk him iz chillaxzin on invisible la-z-boi?
Don’t know ’bout you, but mah plug-in kittehz frequently make mah house smell like poo. Not zackly Glade freshness if ya know whut ah mean…
Ah no zackly. No matr how offen you cleenz owt teh bawks ders dat surtin aroma. I dreemz bout habn a haus wit atacht graj an teh kitteh doar.
i noed owr hows wuz ment fur us wen i saw teh kitteh door goin into teh garaj. i fink dat ackshulee wuz wen i sed, “we has to has dis hows!!”
Takes it from an expurts…(Teeter) Bleaches is da onlyiest way to go. Does kittehs not stayz in gurages if U guts kitteh doors. Dey just make houses AND gurages smell likes kitteh poo. Jus mor room for pooin an peein an peein an pooin. Bleeches only sang makez smellz go way. Make U go way to if you don open teh windowz. Makes Amoniaz. Pleth.
Ackshuallly, white vinegar duz it, too. Seemz to neutralize teh odoors. Is earth friendlier tehn teh bleech as wel. U shood tries it – u mite lieks it.
Other sujjestion: change burgers. Smelly in = smelly out, an differnt kitteh’s sistims do reeeeally ugly tings to some brands ov burgur!
I has 1 kitteh liek dat! Not so gud, but I lurves her. Werkin on teh problem.
my mom uses teh corn husk litter, an her hows noes smells lyk poo…iz lots of munnees tho
i hope noone beet me tuh it…
Clap on! *clap clap* Clap off!*clap clap*
YUR FURST! YAY!!! Muzt say, Im a bit surprized nobuddeh did it. I shur dint tink of it!
“I got cat class and I got cat style” ripped from Stray Cats “Strut”
all the kittehs go wohhhhhhhhhh….i wanna be just like him when i grow up, looking all cool even when in the air.
Kitteh gots aerodynamics! Acheev escape velocitee.
Makin like Gene Kelly
Maharishi Mashesh Moggy shows how Transendental Meditashun spozed to be dun.
Alternative caption: “Invisible Newspaper and Invisible Sofa”?
no, no… clearly it’s the image of God creating adam, which means Eve was actually made from an electric socket, NOT Adam’s rib, as revealed here
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam
Godkitty: “OK guys – first I’m gonna make adam, then I’m gonna make eve from this socket but we’ll tell him I used his rib just to screw with him, THEN it’s cheezburgers for everyone”
Angelkitty.1 to Angelkitty.2 “He needs to get His priorities straight”
MegaWIN!!!!!1111!!! Noez Ize notz “eesylee offendeded”
Stend,
Stend,
U gotz burgers yet?
yas !!! burgers are baaaaack !!! ;o)
the only thing worse then having your room smell like fish…
is having it smell like fish AND kitty litter.
Invisible strip club
That’s my kitty! I originally submitted this with the caption: Plugz it in…plugz it in…but as long as my kitties made it to the front page I am happy. Especially since it’s the same idea behind the joke; I was not a huge fan of the invisible chaise.
Left to right thats Sophie, Ziggy (the flying one!), and The Tine (short for tiny).
yay for your kitties!!!
u shud b entring dat kitteh in ‘lympiks.
LURVs doze kittehs!
Ur kittehz r wunnerful! Sophie luks so prittee. N Ziggy lukz liek he be teh funneh wun, alwaiz makin everywun laff. (I haz 2 funneh catz and 2 sort of serious catz). Wish we cud see The Tine a liddle better. I lieks teh capshun, butt teh wun dat reely maed meh laff (as in LOL) wuz Kim with “Torchsong Kitteh.” Andrea’s dance rehearsal iz still mah favoriet, tho. BTW, whut waz Ziggy DOING with dis giant leep?
Sooooo… duz da Zigster offen fly rown wif himz laygs crosst, or has he bin choppt? LOL!
All 3 are da keyoot, ebben so! Congrats on da pic!!!
U haz bootiful kittehs!
mines most beutiful
L Ron Hubcat fooled milyuns with his “lebitation” trick until somecat realized he only dided it in front from electrik sokket.
Here he comes to save the day, it’s Mighty Kat!
I no I no me look too cool
invisible flying carpet
(I posted dis before but sumting eated it)
This thing is photo-shopped, and therefore not as cool as it would be if it were an actual photo. I mean, the plugged-in kitty is kinda hard to tell, but the kitty in the bottom right is -definitely- ’shopped in. You can see how his shadows don’t match the room’s lighting. Saddening.
killjoy cat culd caer less, bah, mmkay?
criss angel cat
is impressin da fan girlz
But sersly gaiz. Don’t do this. Fried kitteh no smell good.
Wen I saw diz ‘plug in kitty’ bit, i think’d:
“mai plug in kitteh croosifeyes mah emenies!”
moos ftw.
FINALLY! I CAN HAS CAT SMELL IN MY HOUSE TOO!
lol invisible deck chair?
rubbin feet on shag carpet make me one with outlet