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an maek shoor it coems wif mowsie catnip toy!!!
I LOVE this! I do buy Happy Meals when they have a “cat friendly” toy.
I bai Happy Meals for the goggie.
Wye yoo are wastez cheezburger on goggie?!
Goggies laik cheezbrgrs 2! Nao unnyuns tho!
We orderz de cheezburgers wif no unnyuns. I not lieks dem eether.
Ah do dis for mah goggie…heem muss be dah weirdz doh…heem lauv unyons… (as eef goggie bref NAWT bad nuff!)
unyons make goggies sick—poision for themz tummies.
da unyunns do be for makin da kittehs sicks. pls to be not givingk anymoar! kthxbai!
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/mostpopular.html
Skater: Childhood obesity: not cool.
holy freekin Bast, stend. u has outdone urself. i hasn’t laffed dat hard in… a rly long tiem. *wipes tears away*
I just love the “You’re a pharmacist, not an electrician.” crack. everytime I think about moving back to NYC… maybe not ;o)
Much win, Stend…”Dude, you’re on speakerphone…..”
u has the bestest links!!
wut about obese skateboarding? iz zat cool? coz dat wud make me kewl. *g*
more padding that way !!! ;o)
“watch me do this railslide !!!” (bounces, laughs)
oh fank yu stend. i red mai husband the one about “i thought you wer gai because…”
him: i dont get it. whay is it funneh?
but i luvs him anywai… <3
“OH MY GOD !!! WE’VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT NIGHT !!! ” LOL’S
More padding is good, especially if it’s arranged evenly all over, rather than just wrapped round my waist!
And if you liked that one, here’s another:
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/
…used your hands! bwahahahahhahaha *falls over laughing*
THAT ONE was the one that had me rolling over, crying, unable to breathe– if only the cops around here were that permissive– or funny!! Or had loudspeakers!
Oh, dear God, that is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Thx.
*wiping away tears rolling down my face*
*gasping for beath*
OMFG STEND!! Where do you find these things!!
HOWL!!!
Now I wants to visit NYC.
…an a enchareetoh, an 2 kaysadeeyas, an four ordurs uv nuggits, an three appul pi, an a choklit shayk, an 2 kurlee-fraiz, an a unyun ringz, an 2 woppurz, an summa dem fried cheez stix, annnnn… a Diet Coak.
on sekund thot, cud I just goes fur a swim in ur grees traps? doan fergit mah diet coke. kthx.
Cuz I Amurkin!!! Needa get ma fix affor dey ban da trace fats!!
did u heers bowt dunkin donuts??!1!!!! sumtiems i wunders wut teh wurld is commin to.
Yeah, you know, ‘cuz I’m on a diet. Just give me a lard transfusion, pack my ventricles with grease, send me a slice of cholesterol… but don’t ever give me a regular Coke– EVER.
teh fore fuud groops…fat, salt, sugar, and more fat..lol
No, no! The four food groups are represented by this balanced breakfast: a cup of coffee and a chocolate glazed donut. Caffeine, chocolate, fat, sugar
No choklit no good 4 kitteh’s stomach. dey die!!!! *sniff* :’-(
I thot they wuz fat, salt, sugar, an choklit.
At mai haus teh 4 groops be fast, frozn, canned, an junk. An, acors, ma-o-nayz to kinda hold it all togevvr.
No no, the four food groups are represented by this balanced breakfast: a cup of coffee and a chocolate glazed donut. Those would be fat, sugar, caffeine and chocolate.
Alcohol, frozen, packet and takeaway shirley?
yeah, in Canada and the UK that would be the case…in the US, it would booze, frozen, instant and take-out, if we did it that way…well, Canada may leave out frozen cuz that’s just a given…Donuts would comprize the other group for us Canadianz…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnuts
‘cordin to the Wiki, us Canadians consume more donuts per capita than any othe place in the world…scary stuffz!
need dubble dubble koffee, boston kreem donut and snak pak of choklit tim bits for kid pls! k thx!
In Soviet Union, Shirley takes away U!
Airplane ref BTW.
An don call me Shirley!
in the UK, perhaps…in North America it would be Booze, Frozen, Instant and Take-Out…if you were doing it that way…In Canada, you could add donuts…we Canucks eat more donuts per capita than anywherz else in the world…not sure if that’s something to be proud of but there it is…it sez so in the Wiki…LOL!
Did nawt no that bout teh donits. Liv near Vankoovr, so I no bout teh gravee-on-fryfrys thing tho. Wun moar reazn to luv Canada, oh Canada. Whut a wakkee place.
din’t mean to post twice…LOL! sorry bout taht! Yay Vankoovr! If you live in my area, you gets da Pootine! which is gravy, furs furs and cheeze! Is so much awesome…so much clogging of teh arteries!
o yeh, diet coak fur shur - cauz no want get fattered.
verry funee bonzo gal! It’s liek hafingk a rutebeir flote wit lotz o icekreem an a diet rutebeir! ;0)
I do dhis wit “Pepsci max”, but onlee cuz daht taystez bettah dahn nrml Pepsci!
Jinjurr Mom Kitteh
leedz herz Bebbee awn furst trip
2 t3h Beeg Bakk Yard
Lawts uv fingz 2 playz
wiff an ecksploar 4 wyde ied
Bebbee hoo wantz moar!
Bebbee haz lawtz uv
kwestchunz. Gud fing Jinjurr Mom
haz awll t3h ansurrz
Jack.
Awww, dat wuz soooooo sweet, Jack!!! Mayd me wanna crei!!!
Dats sooo sweeet!! Lubs as awlbays!
Puuurrrs frum M & A
Speshly teh “wyde ied bebbee” part. Luk at dat sweeeeet face.
awwww! me wub dis pom…dis one a standout, eben by Jack Pom standerdz! my emoshuns, let me show u dem!
I’m in Ur sekyooritee barz, teechin ma kid tha trayd!
kitteh uses babee kitteh ploy to pick up teh ladiez..”oh yeah babee…i luvz teh kittenz’
Um, yeh, i gots a koopon. An de litel toye we sawz in tha ads. An a cheezburger fer mee, thx. An a cheezburger. Topped wif a cheezburger. An a cheezburger on thu side.
Mamah an bebeh iz verey, verey kyootz.
Uh Bubba? I am skeered, you shure we kin be back here?
Cool it little dude, I know whut I doing, just stick with me kid.
dat iz 1 cuuuuuuuute behbeh kitteh, hoo cood knot lub such a faze?????? n dat bitty little tailz
I’m with you. This picture goes way beyond cute, and got a big AWWWW! out of me before I could help myself.
I heerd yu wus shakin down mah littul bruther for his lunch munnies. Yu an me gotz sumthin to tawk abowt. (to bebeh) Yu wate here, kid, okeh? I be rite bak.
Oh das my big bubba everbody. I no skeered now.
Akshully, I thot was big sister. Butt no matter - dat kitteh has very deturmined luk on herz fayce - da kitttehz whut stolded teh lunch munnie r gonna be VERY sorrie!
ummmm….err how can you tell the “s”, in the classic a/s/l question, in regards to the pic, that is, for both the big cat and little kitteh?
Not being difficult just wundering…this will round out my sex ejahmacashun. It not be flying colors for all of us ya knows.:P and ;0
cheerio!
Well, I thot it waz a gurl becuz it is rare (for meh, enywai) to see a beeg kitteh bein followed around by such a liddle kitteh. Is usuallly mama and behbeh. AN sum kittehz reely do hav gurl and boy faycs. NO wud wud ever hav thot mai darling Mitzi (now residin over the bridge) waz a boi! And Shakespeare and Florian (nrotb) also luked liek boiz. Mebbe I just knowed dem too wel!