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& happy meal for kid thx

and happy meal for kid thx

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sillyannz

an maek shoor it coems wif mowsie catnip toy!!!

April

I LOVE this! I do buy Happy Meals when they have a “cat friendly” toy.

Antoinette

I bai Happy Meals for the goggie.

Kim

Wye yoo are wastez cheezburger on goggie?!

 
ExZonieKitteh

Goggies laik cheezbrgrs 2! Nao unnyuns tho!

Antoinette

We orderz de cheezburgers wif no unnyuns. I not lieks dem eether.

 
 
mystique

Ah do dis for mah goggie…heem muss be dah weirdz doh…heem lauv unyons… (as eef goggie bref NAWT bad nuff!)

ccomfort

unyons make goggies sick—poision for themz tummies.

 
mauspokes

da unyunns do be for makin da kittehs sicks. pls to be not givingk anymoar! kthxbai!

 
 
 
 
 
sillyannz

holy freekin Bast, stend. u has outdone urself. i hasn’t laffed dat hard in… a rly long tiem. *wipes tears away*

stend

I just love the “You’re a pharmacist, not an electrician.” crack. everytime I think about moving back to NYC… maybe not ;o)

 
nelleellen

Much win, Stend…”Dude, you’re on speakerphone…..”

 
 
snowigo

u has the bestest links!!

 
yvi-kitteh

wut about obese skateboarding? iz zat cool? coz dat wud make me kewl. *g*

stend

more padding that way !!! ;o)

“watch me do this railslide !!!” (bounces, laughs)

whiskers

oh fank yu stend. i red mai husband the one about “i thought you wer gai because…”

him: i dont get it. whay is it funneh?

but i luvs him anywai… <3

stend

“OH MY GOD !!! WE’VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT NIGHT !!! ” LOL’S

 
 
paws4thot

More padding is good, especially if it’s arranged evenly all over, rather than just wrapped round my waist!

 
 
 
Dustbunny

And if you liked that one, here’s another:

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/

 
teenie

…used your hands! bwahahahahhahaha *falls over laughing*

Two Silver Cats

THAT ONE was the one that had me rolling over, crying, unable to breathe– if only the cops around here were that permissive– or funny!! Or had loudspeakers!

 
 
catservant

Oh, dear God, that is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Thx.

 
Saysh

*wiping away tears rolling down my face*

*gasping for beath*

OMFG STEND!! Where do you find these things!!

HOWL!!!

 
tallian

Now I wants to visit NYC.

 
 
BonzoGal

…an a enchareetoh, an 2 kaysadeeyas, an four ordurs uv nuggits, an three appul pi, an a choklit shayk, an 2 kurlee-fraiz, an a unyun ringz, an 2 woppurz, an summa dem fried cheez stix, annnnn… a Diet Coak.

sillyannz

on sekund thot, cud I just goes fur a swim in ur grees traps? doan fergit mah diet coke. kthx.

B!

Cuz I Amurkin!!! Needa get ma fix affor dey ban da trace fats!!

sillyannz

did u heers bowt dunkin donuts??!1!!!! sumtiems i wunders wut teh wurld is commin to.

 
 
Two Silver Cats

Yeah, you know, ‘cuz I’m on a diet. Just give me a lard transfusion, pack my ventricles with grease, send me a slice of cholesterol… but don’t ever give me a regular Coke– EVER.

 
 
snowigo

teh fore fuud groops…fat, salt, sugar, and more fat..lol

healingmagichands

No, no! The four food groups are represented by this balanced breakfast: a cup of coffee and a chocolate glazed donut. Caffeine, chocolate, fat, sugar

kat sistr (older dan u!)

No choklit no good 4 kitteh’s stomach. dey die!!!! *sniff* :’-(

 
 
Duffy

I thot they wuz fat, salt, sugar, an choklit.

catservant

At mai haus teh 4 groops be fast, frozn, canned, an junk. An, acors, ma-o-nayz to kinda hold it all togevvr.

 
 
healingmagichands

No no, the four food groups are represented by this balanced breakfast: a cup of coffee and a chocolate glazed donut. Those would be fat, sugar, caffeine and chocolate.

 
paws4thot

Alcohol, frozen, packet and takeaway shirley?

Sabrina

yeah, in Canada and the UK that would be the case…in the US, it would booze, frozen, instant and take-out, if we did it that way…well, Canada may leave out frozen cuz that’s just a given…Donuts would comprize the other group for us Canadianz…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnuts

‘cordin to the Wiki, us Canadians consume more donuts per capita than any othe place in the world…scary stuffz!

need dubble dubble koffee, boston kreem donut and snak pak of choklit tim bits for kid pls! k thx!

 
catservant

An don call me Shirley!

 
 
 
Sabrina

in the UK, perhaps…in North America it would be Booze, Frozen, Instant and Take-Out…if you were doing it that way…In Canada, you could add donuts…we Canucks eat more donuts per capita than anywherz else in the world…not sure if that’s something to be proud of but there it is…it sez so in the Wiki…LOL!

catservant

Did nawt no that bout teh donits. Liv near Vankoovr, so I no bout teh gravee-on-fryfrys thing tho. Wun moar reazn to luv Canada, oh Canada. Whut a wakkee place.

Sabrina

din’t mean to post twice…LOL! sorry bout taht! Yay Vankoovr! If you live in my area, you gets da Pootine! which is gravy, furs furs and cheeze! Is so much awesome…so much clogging of teh arteries!

 
 
 
 
 
binques

o yeh, diet coak fur shur - cauz no want get fattered.

verry funee bonzo gal! It’s liek hafingk a rutebeir flote wit lotz o icekreem an a diet rutebeir! ;0)

paws4thot

I do dhis wit “Pepsci max”, but onlee cuz daht taystez bettah dahn nrml Pepsci!

 
 
 
Jack Deth

Jinjurr Mom Kitteh
leedz herz Bebbee awn furst trip
2 t3h Beeg Bakk Yard

Lawts uv fingz 2 playz
wiff an ecksploar 4 wyde ied
Bebbee hoo wantz moar!

Bebbee haz lawtz uv
kwestchunz. Gud fing Jinjurr Mom
haz awll t3h ansurrz :-)

Jack.

Annie

Awww, dat wuz soooooo sweet, Jack!!! Mayd me wanna crei!!!

 
ManfredMom

Dats sooo sweeet!! Lubs as awlbays!

Puuurrrs frum M & A

catservant

Speshly teh “wyde ied bebbee” part. Luk at dat sweeeeet face.

 
 
Sabrina

awwww! me wub dis pom…dis one a standout, eben by Jack Pom standerdz! my emoshuns, let me show u dem!

 
 
B!

I’m in Ur sekyooritee barz, teechin ma kid tha trayd!

 
medicated_maiden

kitteh uses babee kitteh ploy to pick up teh ladiez..”oh yeah babee…i luvz teh kittenz’

 
D.R.

Um, yeh, i gots a koopon. An de litel toye we sawz in tha ads. An a cheezburger fer mee, thx. An a cheezburger. Topped wif a cheezburger. An a cheezburger on thu side.

 
D.R.

Mamah an bebeh iz verey, verey kyootz.

 
Leaf

Uh Bubba? I am skeered, you shure we kin be back here?

Cool it little dude, I know whut I doing, just stick with me kid.

 
sarah koester

dat iz 1 cuuuuuuuute behbeh kitteh, hoo cood knot lub such a faze?????? n dat bitty little tailz

healingmagichands

I’m with you. This picture goes way beyond cute, and got a big AWWWW! out of me before I could help myself.

 
 
Duffy

I heerd yu wus shakin down mah littul bruther for his lunch munnies. Yu an me gotz sumthin to tawk abowt. (to bebeh) Yu wate here, kid, okeh? I be rite bak.

Leaf

Oh das my big bubba everbody. I no skeered now.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Akshully, I thot was big sister. Butt no matter - dat kitteh has very deturmined luk on herz fayce - da kitttehz whut stolded teh lunch munnie r gonna be VERY sorrie!

Leaf

ummmm….err how can you tell the “s”, in the classic a/s/l question, in regards to the pic, that is, for both the big cat and little kitteh?

Not being difficult just wundering…this will round out my sex ejahmacashun. It not be flying colors for all of us ya knows.:P and ;0

cheerio!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Well, I thot it waz a gurl becuz it is rare (for meh, enywai) to see a beeg kitteh bein followed around by such a liddle kitteh. Is usuallly mama and behbeh. AN sum kittehz reely do hav gurl and boy faycs. NO wud wud ever hav thot mai darling Mitzi (now residin over the bridge) waz a boi! And Shakespeare and Florian (nrotb) also luked liek boiz. Mebbe I just knowed dem too wel!