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I hided. U seeked. U win- dis tyme!
For teh win!
Ish de squirrel gone, now?
Caturday over = DO NOT WANT. Kitteh has to go back to skool on Toosday. Kitteh wants Caturday to go on forevurs.
So duz I!
no worreez lil dude
uooz saif wiff me
Root cat has take root
ohhh u finded me I waz hidin goods too.
Ummmm… d00d… no u wuzzint.
I coundn’tz see u so u coundn’tz seez me……wight?
I has a tent! You no can has! Neener neener!
iz guud kitteh cuz iz alwais halp wid housekeep
Oh hai i fixd ur inner pokkit
goe bakkk!!! still borked…
oops tuk rong turn last wurmhol
Shooda taken a left at Albuquerque!
izzat a Bugs Bunny referernccess????????
yesh…iz bugz bunneh refurenz. Watz up doc?
Come wis me ifs u wants to live.
kitty has been hiding in jungle since WW2 – be very careful
uh oh, iz part uv a cargo kult…
Getz a Siamese 2 tekkz kitteh dah war is ovah?
juzt 5 moor minz!
den i getz up…
Kittehz luv 2 maykz
tunnillz enneewayrz. Needz much
prybassee 4 Napz
Blankittz Rz t3h Best!
Tunnillz unnur 2 playz wiff
Hewmin’s grayt beeg feet
Fawllun jackitt beez
Fortress ub Sollitood 4
kwik, clevurr Kitteh
“Hewminz no seez me
heer!” Kitteh finkz as boal iz
filled wiff Krunchee fude
Jack.
Kitteh no see u, u no see kitteh!
Hmmmm…. On home computer I sees cute kitteh face under blanket. On work computer I sees black blob under blanket. Turn briteness up all teh way… now is gray blob under blanket. Hey boss! Buy new monitor so I can ‘preshiate kittehs when u make me work on labur day sundae!
Pley on teh BOSS! Much Pleh! MAJOR pleh!
U has 2 wurk on Laybor Dae???? Ur bozz is teh suxxor!
well kitteh werld iz nawt nebber sayf playce ennymoar.
*sigh*
But i will fudj ennybodee up who mess wif U!
so comes on owt plz.
I see dead people.
Kitteh: Iz seez Cheezbrgerz
Dahktr: u seez dem nau?
Kitteh: Dayz evree waer – skews me NOM NOM NOM!!!11!!
Grate! I LURVES kitteh dialogue commentz!
Is saif naow kitteh. Little babbeh hyoomin is gone. No moar tale pullins.
win!!!1!11!
oh noes, dat my bebe kitteh unner der? cuz my hyoman bebe be a tail-puller
sry kitteh!
ar u SHOOR u is dun runnin teh vakoom cleener?
…i wayts heer a littul longur, jus to be shoor. *shudder*
i hopes!!!
scaary vacoom trai to eat mai brain!
oops didnt realize some1 already posted one like that. Sorry ppl.
NO prawbs! Post moar.
Ai just haz to sai dis.
In Soviet Russia, jacket has you.
Frist ting dat poppd n mai head.
Didit hurt? Weneber sumfing pop in mah haid, it hurt. POP! Ow.
Soemteims it hurtz, soemteims mai hed jus splodes. Mai brain ovaheets u kno….
Dwagin kitteh naps heem in cave, awn horde uv catnip.
Put the jacket down! I hear the lion….go away….no have car!
Butt… eberwun in Amerikkur has car????????????
in amerikkur, car has you?
Aint dat de troof.
is teh ebil vakoom monster gone naw?
Um – the laydee meltid. I can has her broomstik?
Jez. Follo teh yelo brik road.
follo teh yelo brik road
follo, follo, follo, follo, follo teh yelo brik road….
weeeee’z off to see teh wizzud, teh wundrfl wizzd of oz!
I can haz carry oakey?
Shhh. I is hidink!
…
… Oh noe i iznt. Is skarey dark unner heer!
How my hed shrunk??? I luk like Beetljoos!!!!1!
Beeljooz FTW sooper-WIN!!!!!!!1!1
peeps say:
human1: “honee, the lining in my ski jacket is sooo torn and lumpy I have ta keep it together with a safety pin”
human2: “I tolds you nawt to leaf it on teh floors”
human1: “Ur right, I better hang it up”
U step on a poleemorf trap! U turn inta a kitteh! Ur blu jaket falls round U!
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Nethackguy teh kitteh St:7 Dx:16 Co: 5 In: 3 Wi: 3 Ch: 20
Dlvl:3 $:2 HP:11(11) Pw: 2(2) AC: 6 HD:2 T: 190
wen yoo stare into abysscat, abysscat stare bak
wanna join duh partay unda here?
SHH… I iz waitin for puppy
He nedds to be ambushd