i luv lamp.

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capped and submitted by: Kaye
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iddybiddy spotz. nawssogrt, akchooly.
nawssogrt, LOL!
Ohh. . .nawssogrt. I gets it now. I wuz wunnderin wut a nawsgort is.
new animal, doctorcat! cums frum Hairy Poter, ai tinks! luks lyk larj wart on snotty noze! lets us noes if u see 1!! (u b vet ai tink??)
I not a vet, MM. i is PhD in Engfish. Is not so, er nawssogrt, ackshully.
“I can has tenure?. . .Oh. . .You want fries wif dat?”
Mebbe nawsgort is related to blast-ended skrewt? Do Not Want!
Ah 2 queztioned the nawgsgort’s hearitige, doctorcat! Miny super wins for the most egceelint discripton of a Nawsgort, M’s mom!
I close mai i’z and see lots of colory blobys. I open them and see nuthing.
Captain Kitard…sees…four lights…nowait,…five…lights…
as tole bai Kaptin Kurk?
DER R FOAR LITES!!!!
Stoopy Card-asseyan!
Ummmmm lil halp?
I iz stukded!!!!
Teh lampshaid melrtored to mah nose!!!!
HALP!!!!
Hopefully dis not halogen lamp, or kitteh’s nose is toast.
ahm eatin toast!
OWCH!
DO NOT DO THIS!
Please do not do this!
I am a legul profeshunal aerobics instructor who knows better than to do this…
Duz yoo haz da medickl trayneeng too? Wowz, U R purrfeshunal! An yoo knoez not to tuch da hawt lite! lol
Wish I did….{sux on owee finger….}
Oh noes! Kitteh wiskers cud ketch fire, an den kitteh runaroun all panicky an stuff an set teh drapes on fire an den teh howse wud burn down an u wud be charge wif arson an spend manny yeers in jail wifout teh cheezburgers!!!
Please donut do dis!
(I is illegal purrfessional, so I noes dese tings)
OHNOEZ. Waht aboutz teh LOLhouses?
FTW!!!111
Plus kitteh wud walk rly akw… awrd… streynglee widdowt whisskrz.
Jah kitteh wud walk round lyke dah dog, all bumpin intu fings ungracefully…
In Soviet russia,
Lamp has waays of makink u taahlk!
in soviet russia, lamp loves you
srsly, iz not know were moose n squirrl r at!!
halp!
Rokkie an Boolweenkel FTW!
Capshun aside (which is cute…and so typically feline), this is one of the most stunning photographs I’ve seen on this site! Or on any other site, for that matter!
The only clue that this is not a black-and-white photograph is the pink mouth.
Who is the photographer, please? Whoever it is deserves to be recognized for excellence!
well akshully desk are brown, but whoze counting!
haha i waz just thinkin duh saam thing.
same here
Rite U R…but I wuz not lookn at desk. Wuz lookn at awsum kitteh…
Eek I actually did. When you submit these on this site, it’ll automatically put that the photo is from ICHCF, although I guess when it makes it to the front, it put a “?” I wasn’t sure if I should put my name in that box where it asks for the photo source or not, but I guess I should’ve lol.
Good job! It’s a winner!
Yes - wunnderful pikshoor. And teh charmin floofy kitteh - who is he?
His name is Spike
A very curious kitteh!
Iz priddy pickture. DO WANT to c on kalindar or has on wall!
lamp makes mai eyes feel warm.
I love this picture. The contrast between light and dark; black, white and gray; floofy and smooth; all tied up in a naturally set picture. I think it was taken by someone who understands both cats and photography. The cap is gravy, adding to the scene. I’m pleased to see it here.
mmm, lamp. lampy lamp lamp. i luvs mah lamp. i naemded him Jorg.
I wil lurv him an pet him an skweez him an naem him Jorg.
I luvs mah lamp, and I will rubz him and ax teh Jeanie to bringz da cheezburgers, forebber.
who? me? i fot YOU wuz bringin da cheezbrgz!
Mmm, laaaaamp….
Mmmmmm - anudder grate Simpsons ref. And naow - I has anudder kweshun. I has red dat dere r no “roolz” heer. Butt - when wun sees a funneh, n tinks to knoe where it kum frum, is wun alwaiz spoezed to say it? Or juzt assoom dat everywun heer (bein awl so clever and wiity) knows it.
Butt I offen dunt know dem and am heppy wen somwun says it, becuz den it is much funnier. I need to b “enlitened.” (Thanx to Drude below - saw dat and seed how it cud be useful!)
After I rote dis, I scrolleded on down - and seez eberybody talkin about referunz-es! And den sumwun says “Anchorman.” I not familiar wid dis “Ancorman.” I luked it up - and lo! Nao I knowz abawt lurving carpets n tings. Eberyting funnier naw! It skeerz me, tho, to tink how much I be missin heer. Butt eber day I lernz sumting new n pekewliar dat I dint know befawr! Yay!
Dats da hole point…yu gets to lerned sumtin new all da tyme an’ hav fun dooin’ it! Cheezburgurz 4 Janet!!1!
I iz gettin enlitened
Illuminated Kitteh is lit. (Devil bunnehs! Ah snort teh noze! Loosifur!! Banana! Banana!)
Wut?
Bloom County refrenz, if I membrs krectly.
Joo got it!! Jus’ seemd ahpropre-8. Dunno wy.
ahahahahaha! I hadz foargottun Deathtöngue.
WIN!
And lamp lurves me.
Chek owt kitteh lipz! PINK!
Diz lil lite ov mian
Aihm gonna let it shian
Diz lil lite ov mian
Aihm gonna let it shian….
O Happpppeeeeeeeee Dai….
dat teh song kwire singz after srmon in lolcat.
Prayze teh Lowrd!
Prayse Cheezus!
LBreeze, us is Dedhed at awl?
Aihez be seeing dancin bears !!!
I noed der had to be moar uv us awn heer! Yay!
Happee David???
Lampshade Cat is ready to partay.
And I luv kitteh.
Kitteh loves web development? (Linux Apache Mysql Php)
6d20 uv hawsomeness!!!!
Kitty waits under heat lamp for fast-food cheezburger…