Oh noes! Kitteh wiskers cud ketch fire, an den kitteh runaroun all panicky an stuff an set teh drapes on fire an den teh howse wud burn down an u wud be charge wif arson an spend manny yeers in jail wifout teh cheezburgers!!!
Please donut do dis!
(I is illegal purrfessional, so I noes dese tings)
Capshun aside (which is cute…and so typically feline), this is one of the most stunning photographs I’ve seen on this site! Or on any other site, for that matter!
The only clue that this is not a black-and-white photograph is the pink mouth.
Who is the photographer, please? Whoever it is deserves to be recognized for excellence!
Eek I actually did. When you submit these on this site, it’ll automatically put that the photo is from ICHCF, although I guess when it makes it to the front, it put a “?” I wasn’t sure if I should put my name in that box where it asks for the photo source or not, but I guess I should’ve lol.
I love this picture. The contrast between light and dark; black, white and gray; floofy and smooth; all tied up in a naturally set picture. I think it was taken by someone who understands both cats and photography. The cap is gravy, adding to the scene. I’m pleased to see it here.
Mmmmmm – anudder grate Simpsons ref. And naow – I has anudder kweshun. I has red dat dere r no “roolz” heer. Butt – when wun sees a funneh, n tinks to knoe where it kum frum, is wun alwaiz spoezed to say it? Or juzt assoom dat everywun heer (bein awl so clever and wiity) knows it.
Butt I offen dunt know dem and am heppy wen somwun says it, becuz den it is much funnier. I need to b “enlitened.” (Thanx to Drude below – saw dat and seed how it cud be useful!)
After I rote dis, I scrolleded on down – and seez eberybody talkin about referunz-es! And den sumwun says “Anchorman.” I not familiar wid dis “Ancorman.” I luked it up – and lo! Nao I knowz abawt lurving carpets n tings. Eberyting funnier naw! It skeerz me, tho, to tink how much I be missin heer. Butt eber day I lernz sumting new n pekewliar dat I dint know befawr! Yay!
oddly enuf when I was smallish kiteh I usetd to melt tootise rolls on ma desk lamp, then eated warm noomy chocolate. So- in coupla months my lite bulb REALLY did have a flavr!
nom, nom, nom…..
wow. just…. wow.
i has obleena doll in mah room rite nao. as a chyld ov teh 90z i feil is mah dootehs to hayv rayndum memuhruhbeelyuhs frum… stufs dat no wun rumemburs.
and OH LOOK! A ROCKO REFERENCE!
dat wuz wen spunkeh felld in luv wit a mop, rite?
Dat’s rite, sooo funnee! Den himz syko-therapist falls in lurv wid it, an sez dat line! Lurve da Rawko! I am a glooten!
I ackchoollee emayled de creator, an he emayled back liek rite away! He berree nice guy, b ut coodent say if or when Nick wood set Rawko free on videeyo…. So I buyed it on ebay…. sigh….
An dis wun tiem, I wuz at an extate sale, an dey had a Oblina AND a Krum! But dey had dem well priced an I coodent get dem… Maybee go to Clasky-Csupo store in Ho-wood an see….. Doze dolleez wuz keyoot!!!
kitteh noooo!! you is gunna meltz ur ittle pink noes rite to teh litebulbz. i has done this wif teh caps of pens many times when bored in dorm room ‘doing hoemwerkz’
tehn dis BERY brite lite cameded down and suddunly i wuz in spayseship wif alienz. dey lukded JUST LIEK CHEEZBURGERZ. so i NOM NOM NOM a cupple ov dem and dey tooked me bak heer in big hurree. I swerz is troo. Ebry werd!
Oh so win. I member when he was struck by a car. I tink he fell off a traffic light. giggle. I dontz reed dem (oh sure) but watts is on the front pages is histherrikal. Itz rite up dere with Hollywoodz derrieres. Who got da cellulite and who not edition. (Shaungrl is shaking herz head. For dis is our ‘newspapers’ )
WAH! Kitteh looks like my long-lost Daedel, who most loved to sit “hiding” inside the table lamp. I never did get a picture of her doing that…Yay, lampkitteh!
I love carpet.. i love desk.. Brick are you just picking random things around the room and saying you love them? I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp? I LOVE LAMP! I LOVE LAMP!
I can see **blinkblink**
iddybiddy spotz. nawssogrt, akchooly.
nawssogrt, LOL!
Ohh. . .nawssogrt. I gets it now. I wuz wunnderin wut a nawsgort is.
new animal, doctorcat! cums frum Hairy Poter, ai tinks! luks lyk larj wart on snotty noze! lets us noes if u see 1!! (u b vet ai tink??)
I not a vet, MM. i is PhD in Engfish. Is not so, er nawssogrt, ackshully.
“I can has tenure?. . .Oh. . .You want fries wif dat?”
Mebbe nawsgort is related to blast-ended skrewt? Do Not Want!
Ah 2 queztioned the nawgsgort’s hearitige, doctorcat! Miny super wins for the most egceelint discripton of a Nawsgort, M’s mom!
I close mai i’z and see lots of colory blobys. I open them and see nuthing.
Captain Kitard…sees…four lights…nowait,…five…lights…
as tole bai Kaptin Kurk?
DER R FOAR LITES!!!!
Stoopy Card-asseyan!
Ummmmm lil halp?
I iz stukded!!!!
Teh lampshaid melrtored to mah nose!!!!
HALP!!!!
Hopefully dis not halogen lamp, or kitteh’s nose is toast.
ahm eatin toast!
OWCH!
DO NOT DO THIS!
Please do not do this!
I am a legul profeshunal aerobics instructor who knows better than to do this…
Duz yoo haz da medickl trayneeng too? Wowz, U R purrfeshunal! An yoo knoez not to tuch da hawt lite! lol
Wish I did….{sux on owee finger….}
Oh noes! Kitteh wiskers cud ketch fire, an den kitteh runaroun all panicky an stuff an set teh drapes on fire an den teh howse wud burn down an u wud be charge wif arson an spend manny yeers in jail wifout teh cheezburgers!!!
Please donut do dis!
(I is illegal purrfessional, so I noes dese tings)
OHNOEZ. Waht aboutz teh LOLhouses?
FTW!!!111
Plus kitteh wud walk rly akw… awrd… streynglee widdowt whisskrz.
Jah kitteh wud walk round lyke dah dog, all bumpin intu fings ungracefully…
In Soviet russia,
Lamp has waays of makink u taahlk!
in soviet russia, lamp loves you
srsly, iz not know were moose n squirrl r at!!
halp!
Rokkie an Boolweenkel FTW!
Capshun aside (which is cute…and so typically feline), this is one of the most stunning photographs I’ve seen on this site! Or on any other site, for that matter!
The only clue that this is not a black-and-white photograph is the pink mouth.
Who is the photographer, please? Whoever it is deserves to be recognized for excellence!
well akshully desk are brown, but whoze counting!
haha i waz just thinkin duh saam thing.
same here
Rite U R…but I wuz not lookn at desk. Wuz lookn at awsum kitteh…
Eek I actually did. When you submit these on this site, it’ll automatically put that the photo is from ICHCF, although I guess when it makes it to the front, it put a “?” I wasn’t sure if I should put my name in that box where it asks for the photo source or not, but I guess I should’ve lol.
Good job! It’s a winner!
Yes – wunnderful pikshoor. And teh charmin floofy kitteh – who is he?
His name is Spike
A very curious kitteh!
Iz priddy pickture. DO WANT to c on kalindar or has on wall!
lamp makes mai eyes feel warm.
I love this picture. The contrast between light and dark; black, white and gray; floofy and smooth; all tied up in a naturally set picture. I think it was taken by someone who understands both cats and photography. The cap is gravy, adding to the scene. I’m pleased to see it here.
mmm, lamp. lampy lamp lamp. i luvs mah lamp. i naemded him Jorg.
I wil lurv him an pet him an skweez him an naem him Jorg.
I luvs mah lamp, and I will rubz him and ax teh Jeanie to bringz da cheezburgers, forebber.
who? me? i fot YOU wuz bringin da cheezbrgz!
Mmm, laaaaamp….
Mmmmmm – anudder grate Simpsons ref. And naow – I has anudder kweshun. I has red dat dere r no “roolz” heer. Butt – when wun sees a funneh, n tinks to knoe where it kum frum, is wun alwaiz spoezed to say it? Or juzt assoom dat everywun heer (bein awl so clever and wiity) knows it.
Butt I offen dunt know dem and am heppy wen somwun says it, becuz den it is much funnier. I need to b “enlitened.” (Thanx to Drude below – saw dat and seed how it cud be useful!)
After I rote dis, I scrolleded on down – and seez eberybody talkin about referunz-es! And den sumwun says “Anchorman.” I not familiar wid dis “Ancorman.” I luked it up – and lo! Nao I knowz abawt lurving carpets n tings. Eberyting funnier naw! It skeerz me, tho, to tink how much I be missin heer. Butt eber day I lernz sumting new n pekewliar dat I dint know befawr! Yay!
Dats da hole point…yu gets to lerned sumtin new all da tyme an’ hav fun dooin’ it! Cheezburgurz 4 Janet!!1!
I iz gettin enlitened
Illuminated Kitteh is lit. (Devil bunnehs! Ah snort teh noze! Loosifur!! Banana! Banana!)
Wut?
Bloom County refrenz, if I membrs krectly.
Joo got it!! Jus’ seemd ahpropre-8. Dunno wy.
ahahahahaha! I hadz foargottun Deathtöngue.
WIN!
And lamp lurves me.
Chek owt kitteh lipz! PINK!
Diz lil lite ov mian
Aihm gonna let it shian
Diz lil lite ov mian
Aihm gonna let it shian….
O Happpppeeeeeeeee Dai….
dat teh song kwire singz after srmon in lolcat.
Prayze teh Lowrd!
Prayse Cheezus!
LBreeze, us is Dedhed at awl?
Aihez be seeing dancin bears !!!
I noed der had to be moar uv us awn heer! Yay!
Happee David???
Lampshade Cat is ready to partay.
And I luv kitteh.
Kitteh loves web development? (Linux Apache Mysql Php)
6d20 uv hawsomeness!!!!
Kitty waits under heat lamp for fast-food cheezburger…
is u sure u not just seh that cuz u lookit lamp?
is u just lookin at things in offis n saying u luvs dem?
Yay u haz cumbein to gr8 taystes dat taiste grape twogether
ankerman n cheezburger!
…I lurvs karput….I lurvs deks….
…I lurvs… staypul reemoovur…
I wish there was a higher vote than 5 for that last comment!
Mah stapler. . .
I bleeves u lurves it.
wait, whut?
can I has spf 45 plz?
This has flavr?
yas, dis litesabur, it haz a flavr
Noez, but it iz releevent 2 mah inturists.
oddly enuf when I was smallish kiteh I usetd to melt tootise rolls on ma desk lamp, then eated warm noomy chocolate. So- in coupla months my lite bulb REALLY did have a flavr!
nom, nom, nom…..
momcat
OMG! It luk just like my Chudley kitteh! If he wazn’t a inside onlee kitteh, I wud sware he romed and lamplighted at dis persons house!
:::runz off to check on teh Chudmuffin:::
Were u get taht kolar? At toylet stor?
Film Noir cat … is looking for clues… while showing strong profile
Kitteh az Fred Makkmurree in Dubbl INdemniteeZ: “Ah’m crayzee bowt, u, baybeh!”
Kitteh az Barbara Stanwyk: (WUDever, loozur. I pwn u.)
Snort–
Aahhgh. Ma eyz!
Kitteh: “Lamp iz grate.
Hoominz’ best invenshun. Wel,
nekst to cheezburgers.”
U will tell dah troof, dah whole troof an nofin BUT teh troof!
So helps me Bast!
u kant handul da troof!
Oh NOESS! ME? Not printin catptshun?
Oooooh!
Oh (ha ha ha ) mebbe mak mistak?! Heh heh!
Sorry.
lamp is fr teh pants party. pls u want 2 come to it?
Duz I?
Teh beyooteus kitteh in its natural habitat: Teh center of the spotlite, on the papur yu wer tryin to rite on.
Careful not to toste nose lether!!
Hansum Tuckz Kitteh
seez himz shaddo followeeng
himz… How dat happen?
Lamp raydeeyatz heet
an lyte. Feelz guuud awllz ober
Fillip Marlow’z fur.
Dis iz missteree!
Fillip Marlow haz a kayse.
Naow needz a klyent
Jack.
Suttle hawt stuff, Jack! super duper WIN!
(Az yoozual.)
Dontz u noes it, BonzoG !!!
Dat Jack awlsways be hawt
Nebber writes any crap
Awlways be writing da gud stuff
Sum peeps des juz gots da giff
We peeps be luckee
wurd
Kitteh luvs da heet uv da lamp, butt hides himz eyes frum da liyt. Him not want da retinul bern dat brings spots an flashez.
Lamp luv u too kitteh!
Skottee! Beem me up!
Obleena sez “The Lomp!”
no. WAI.
u did NAWT juss maek “ahh real monsters!” ref.
did you?
Yesh. Yesh ah deed!!!
I lurves da Lomp! Also Nicktoonz frum da 90s!
An if yoo see ma nex commint down, iz takeoff on Rocko! (cep dat comment wuz abowt a mop….)
wow. just…. wow.
i has obleena doll in mah room rite nao. as a chyld ov teh 90z i feil is mah dootehs to hayv rayndum memuhruhbeelyuhs frum… stufs dat no wun rumemburs.
and OH LOOK! A ROCKO REFERENCE!
dat wuz wen spunkeh felld in luv wit a mop, rite?
Dat’s rite, sooo funnee! Den himz syko-therapist falls in lurv wid it, an sez dat line! Lurve da Rawko! I am a glooten!
I ackchoollee emayled de creator, an he emayled back liek rite away! He berree nice guy, b ut coodent say if or when Nick wood set Rawko free on videeyo…. So I buyed it on ebay…. sigh….
An dis wun tiem, I wuz at an extate sale, an dey had a Oblina AND a Krum! But dey had dem well priced an I coodent get dem… Maybee go to Clasky-Csupo store in Ho-wood an see….. Doze dolleez wuz keyoot!!!
Yoo must admit, it’s a verree good lookeeng lamp!!
kitteh noooo!! you is gunna meltz ur ittle pink noes rite to teh litebulbz. i has done this wif teh caps of pens many times when bored in dorm room ‘doing hoemwerkz’
niceness. I like doing dat with pens and candlez when i iz bored with pens and candlz.
It’s also fun to do this with crayons.
LampKitteh will illuminate yu.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU ILLUMINATE LAMP.
LOL great mental image of a batman-type spotlight but with a kitteh silhouette in the middle…
Dat are teh Cheez Signal! Summoningz cheezfrenz frum eberywhars!
LIKE MAH LUVA LAMP? RETRO 70′S!…
Don’t look at teh lite kitteh!!!
Kitteh: I cants halp it itz so beautefol!
I should know this one . . . okay maybe I don’t but I knows this be referense to summat.
tehn dis BERY brite lite cameded down and suddunly i wuz in spayseship wif alienz. dey lukded JUST LIEK CHEEZBURGERZ. so i NOM NOM NOM a cupple ov dem and dey tooked me bak heer in big hurree. I swerz is troo. Ebry werd!
but nao no onez print mah storee sinz weekley wurld nooz all goned. what i do?
Mebbe Bat Boy will come here to hang owt now dat he not so busy?
Oh so win. I member when he was struck by a car.
I tink he fell off a traffic light. giggle. I dontz reed dem (oh sure) but watts is on the front pages is histherrikal. Itz rite up dere with Hollywoodz derrieres. Who got da cellulite and who not edition. (Shaungrl is shaking herz head. For dis is our ‘newspapers’ )
I thot I’d use thos papurs to line teh littr box, but no, theyz alreddy full of crap!
Karel Ann! Goez tuwerd teh litez!
..Mawmmeee..?? ..wHEre R yOo MawMMeee?……
Ooooh, a Powltergyste refrunce! I r chilld 2 teh marrow.
Dis number wun dorm rume poaster uv 2007-08 yeer.
I has teh feeling that manee are not to be recognizing that this is from Anchorman.
Are you just picking out random things in the room and saying that you love them, kitteh?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh… mebbe… woah… mebbe it wuz 2 hawt 2 drink milk 2dae…
I got the Anchorman reference. (I also got the Bloom County reference earlier in the comments! Wow, I need to go outside more.)
Oh wait, was I supposed to type this in lolcatspeak? FAIL
-Jeph!
Brick, r u only seying u luv lamp cuz u saw it? Or do u rly luv it? I LUV LAMP!!
If I stays this wai, yummy proteen snaks will jus fall into ma mouf.
hyoomin sez cheezburgers unner dah lamp
ah no seez dem
stoopy hyoomin
sniff, sniff; SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF!!
Hmmm mus hab neu kitteh in howse. Lamp no smel lyk mez!
WAH! Kitteh looks like my long-lost Daedel, who most loved to sit “hiding” inside the table lamp. I never did get a picture of her doing that…Yay, lampkitteh!
aww dis kitteh is so ful ov floof an win. i wantz to skweez him til i getz teh klaws in mah fayce. wud b wurth it.
and i’m STILL not seeing chzbrgr ratings! halp?
o wayt… i has chzbrgr votings agen! yay! is fixded nao!
I haz dem, too. Feel MUCH bedder now.
sorry gaiz, sumbunny had to say it:
well, at least, LAMP ist still bettar than WAMP. *g*
open source kitteh ftw!
Panicky silly cat says
Oh No The ceiling is falling the ceiling is falling The light is in my face now
(But dang I still look good on this desk)
Kitteh haz foond da silvuh surfaz bord!!
oh, noes! abducted again
In Spain, we callzit Costa Electrica
‘K, went into lite. Now whut?
‘K, wented into lite. Now whut?
(sorry for dbl comment, thought it got lost in my firewall)
As hubby wood say on seein da sun:
“Can sumwun turn off de speshul?”
(Stage liting in joke….)
Mebbee put a nise pink jel in so teh ingenoo dusnt luk her age? *snork*
Q54! Q54! Fade to black! Quick b4 lead becomz krispy kritter!
Enerjee conshus kitteh disapproves of ur choice of light bulbs. Y u no use de compact fluorescent bulbs??
Momma alwys tol me not to luk into teh eyez ov teh sun…
Maybee dis’ll do?
Iz lamp where teh fun iz nao?
haha! Anchorman! NICE!
peeps say:
human1: “honee, howd u like teh new touch lamp we got for ur desk?”
human2: “it works grate, but..seems I keep forgitting to turn it off…..”
Now kitteh, do u rly luv lamp, or r u just sayin u luv lamp?
Does kitteh has a luva lamp den??
i love them too
R u jus sayn u luv randum things round da room?
I love carpet.. i love desk.. Brick are you just picking random things around the room and saying you love them? I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp? I LOVE LAMP! I LOVE LAMP!
winnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I luv tis moveh! “I luv lamp” “Brick, r u only seying dat because you saw it?” “I luv lamp. I LUV LAMP!”
Kitteh’ll go blind starin at d lit