I has a drinkn problum
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Looks moar like kitteh has a can’t drinks problum!
veree true!
oh yes….. and kat, u need 2 get mor beer if u wants to have a drinkin prob….. but we hoomans dont reccomend it……. beware the drunken kat, hoomans!!!
I has a drinkin problem… i’m out of beerz
yes, but u kan still read, rite? or r u 2 dizzie?
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When I gets low on da beer, I go def!
EHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN JUST A LEETLE MOOOOOOAARRRR GRRRR *LICK!*
Dat’z liek meh wid tekillya!
Uh… nawt dat ai admitz it… uhhhh…
Well, thars ur problim. U shoodnt tri 2 drink tekillya bai stikkin ur hed in teh glass. U does have teh opposable thums, rite?
Ohhh yeeeeeah! So dat’s wut dese tings r 4.
Hai, Kitteh, Step One dun.
Yes, I haz a problum. Mah hed b stukd in stoopid glaz.
WIN!!
I’d give you a hundred cheezburgers if I could!
i bleev ur analysis ov teh situationz are korrekt. LULZ!
Hai kitteh. m ken. iz Nturvenshun!
Uh o
Dis sperament not go so gud
Ultimate Beergoggles!
Hooooo, baybeh, u iz teh kyoooooooot… BURRRRRRRP!
Tautological BonzaGal is tautological.
I must admit I had to look up “tautological” but when I did I almost peed myself.
We’z in ur threads
improvin ur vocabularies
thx fur nu vokablaree wurd!
kitteh is off teh wagon…i will drinks to dat…>_>
a drinkin problem…i haz it
in soviet russia, drinking problem has you !!!
I heart stend! LOL
Me also!!!!!!!!!
in soviet russia, stend has a gazillion lolfrend-girlfriendz.
;o)
… now if I could just find a decent boyfriend IRL – actuooly I’ve been taking trimspa and while I haven’t lost this damn plonk yet, I’ve had the strangest thing lately for 90 yr old billionaires w/ heart conditions, and I’m getting blonder …
So, stend, when iz da lawlyerz baybee doo? LOL!
well, i dunno about ur definishun of decent – but i will kindly offer u mai boifren, *ggg*
If we weren’t on different continents…
Well, we have similarly weird (maybe warped or even bent) SoH so we might at least get on as real-life friends?
Oooh, P4T, I fink I noez hoo u r naow! Iz u, bai enny chanse, SCOTTISH???
psst… hey stend, u got lotsa burgers fur dis wun.
must have been all the gaiz who wanna be hims boifren!
LAWLz!! i likes dis wun
i has watr supplies for week nao
leaves me alone
*grumble grumble* i sware, dis waitur sux, neber wif teh water refillin, i aint leevin no tip eethur…
u teh winnar!
See, dis kind ov ting wuldn’t happen if you guyz wuld just GIT ME A STRAW!
Stoopy hayrless hooman things…
Essept dat kittehs don SUCK!
Need bowl, an den laplaplaplaplap, til all gon or tung iz sore!
I wuz liek dis todai wif a flan, it wuz soo nummee!!!! Cool Creamy Caramel Curdles Caressing, Coursing, Completing Collation!!
Now dat is alliter….aylight……really cool stuf dat all begins wit sam letter!
sy…i maed teh flan on caturday but not set up. wen i turn it out of dish it look liek sombudy alredy eated it. pleh. i lookd fowrd to it allday. was dizapoyntd.
not no wat i did rong. was flan from a box. derekshuns in teh spanish. i could reed but wun step maed no senz. i fink i go bak to teh mexican grocry n ask nyce man dere help me. or i look for recyp in teh inglish for flan from scrach. mabe has bettr luk dat way.
Mai flan camed frum El Poy Yucko (err, El Pollo Loco)
I wuz plezzentlee supperized when I eeted it, how nomnoms it wuz! Onlee better wun I ayt wuz frum small local messikin resterawnt!! Yomz!
Oo, I uzed to luv Poyo Loko wen I livd in teh sowthwest – tho there logo of a chikn carryin teh takeowt bag gived me teh creepees – WHAT WUZ IN TEH BAG???
Hiz momma!
I haz a ressuppee…frum Costa Rica…yu wantz it? Dis stuf, it onlee fuud I evr sed wuz bettr than…wel…bettr than Caturday!
(gunna rite in hyoomanish, k?)
Flan de Coco (Coconut Flan)
1 can condensed milk
1 can evaporated milk
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup fresh coconut, shredded
6 eggs
Combine all ingredients in an electric blender for 3 minutes. Pour mixture in caramelized Pyrex dish and bake in a double boiler at 350 F for 45 minutes or until knife comes out clean. Let cool, run knife around the edge of the dish to separate it from the sides. Refrigerate. 12 servings.
Flan-tastic!
I haz a drinkn problum. Whut I do wif it?
I drinkz to ferget de 2 heded statchoo. One heded hoomins scaree enuf.
my mom had dat eggzact same statue wen i wuz a kid, ‘cept it wuz bloo! so not ‘zact, i gess. still. brings bak sum memrees.
teh statue wuz on teh piano alwas, n my def kitteh wood sleep agenst teh piano wen my mom played, cuz she cood feel teh vibrashuns.
aww, dat’s kewl. teh def animuls ar amazin how dey cans communi… comuny… hao dey lissens an stuff.
muh sistr havd a grey kitteh wen we wuz smol, dis kitteh wuz def. he wud walk onna piano alla tyme. cud not heer it, dident skayr him. juss felt nyce. keyz go skwish en den big wuud boks vibrayt. fun fr def kitteh! def kitteh also lyke tu be vakyoomd. udder kittehz run away frum noyz, def kitteh no betr…alla dat sheddin fur get stuk tu tung, mayk kitteh go pleh! juss wayt fr vakyoom, no mor sheddin fur! kleen tung! much win!
yes! my kitteh played wif teh vakyoom, but we didn’t vakyoom her, cuz we had a Kirby and it wuz way too strong! teh Kirby wooda sucked her up.
no I duddn’t. i dwinks
I fallz doawn
I gitz up
NO PWOBLUM!!!!
WTF???
Tip teh glss plz……
AHHHHH…
Dis water, it has gud flavor. *lick, lick, lick*
Need longer tongue.
moderation in allz thingz, kitteh … dats de sekret
in allz thing? I enjoy moderation, but not to eksess.
I can has wun moar dreenk, bartindur?
HAY! Bartendur, gib meh wun, too, tree foar glaazes uv Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
i’z liek teh bartindr. oooh if youz lukin fr mi i’z at teh bar wif hur. Meow.
Note to Lolfrenz Group: Plese 2 b chekin ur emayles. Gots a qwestion abowt name fur new group.
On Yahoo Grupe?
Yep.
ah’m sad ah didno get selected to be on lolfrenz groop
needer didz me. wez can form r own lolfrenz reject groop!!
Yeah, me too! I ast to be in it, no respawnse! Fine, I sit ober heer an powt!
I pout wif u 2..not heering noffink WAH!!!
we fixin dat. We will post info when we finish figgerin it awl owt. Honest. We didn’t turn ennyone down, we seem 2 have misplayced owr moderator.
maybe moduratur iz in bottom of glass kitteh drinkin frum?
possiblee. noo, improovd lolgroop commin soon!
i maed u a moduratur…
but i eated him.
(her?)
but no noms in dere. i can has watr to wash away bad tayst?
i wantz groop too. me too, me too, me too. but yahooz don lik me…
I tryd agen. Hu iz mod fr dis groop?
I have posted a comment with the link, but it will be a while before the comment shows up…..
In the meantime, if you want to join, go to Yahoo, click groups, search for cheezfrenz, and then click the Join this group button.
It wouldn’t hurt to include the nickname you normally post under in your joining request.
And Cheez and Tofu? We wouldn’t mind if you gave us a link in the sidebar so people who miss this message can join. We really do want to include everyone who wants to join.
I haz a kwestshun. I just tried to joyn, but it wud not akcept “Janet Can . . .” as a nayme. Are we suppozed to uz r reel naymes? Or whut? Did I nawt yet get to the “joining request” part?
Halp.
I would like to join too please *batting eyes*
Also, can someone explain the Meebo room to me AGAIN?? I type and type but nothing comes up. Even when signed in. Makes me sad
gots 2 hab mor dan 1 person??? click on bottm baux wer its sayz type, type tu ur harts content, den hitz enter. dis works eben wen no one in da room.
Kitteh say “Ware my glass?”. Kitteh wife yell “It on UR head, hon.”
Mah huzbn sez, “Ware mah glassez?”
I sez, um, on ur hed… lawlz…
diss teh bezt!!
aww man… i said u look purty aftur un moor drink… *sways* now u look sexii… but i cant decaid between u and ur other triplet sisturs….
Drinkng it? No, no honey. I… dropped my sel fone in. …Well, ya, i got it out, but mah hed got stuk. ….Of corse there was room for the fone to get out, but… not enof for my hed. …..Yeah it’s possiblwe! I sware! ….No, i not drink alkohawl! Sware on my sobriety! Well, actually, that wuld result in no goodness, but u kno wat i meen…..Luv u too baby. Seeya wen u get hoom frum wurk.
Glass iz nawt haff fullz
or haff empee. Prawblum iz,
Glass nawt full enuff!
Kitteh tipz t3h Glass
4 a dreenk. Dis methudd wurkz
oanlee 4 a wyle
Wet Stuff runz awayz
sloalee. Kitteh stillz firstee,
nawt wantz 2 getz stukk
Kitteh koodz lye daown
an getz moar. Duz nawt needz himz
fayse washed dat badlee
Jack.
Kitteh tryin to hyde in glass to get awai frum stranj decor. Dose dekorashuns be skeery.
LOV Ur naem!!! Look on ma werks an DESPAYR, pyoonee hyoomenz!!
Fankoo, B. I wuz hoping sumbuddy getted it.
Ar yu 2 vast an trunkliss legz of stone?
Dere Ozzy – u must be quite new. Dese peeplz getz EBERYTING No madder how obskyoor – dey getz it! Or – purrhapz ur juzt very young? Wen I wuz in skool, dis wuz rekwyred reeding!
Is my head stuck? Nah I’m just gonna lie back, roll around a few times and wash my head….here’s your sign…(a la Bill Engvall)
Kitteh akshually haz Coke problim. (Glas iz CocaCola TM shape!)
and only water, no coca-cola, dratz, for all this hassle
Lukez moar lik a Belgian Lager glas 2 me. Eithah wai, iz “Oh waht a dissappoyntmint” wehn U onlee getz watar!
Kitteh pickd teh worng dey 2 giv up coke.
Hay! I paid dollar to frow ball in glass. Ware is my goldfish??
Dey tri to makes meh go ta reehabs, bud meh sais noes, noes, noes.
Oh no no no, I dun drynk it no moar.
I tired wakin up onna flor!
No tank yoo plz, it onlee meks me shneeze
An den it maeks it hard to fin a door!
(showin my musical age, nawt reel age, I wuz precoshus bebe!)
kitteh onlee haz drinkn problum wen notz haz eenuff to drink !!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz is the new Yahoo Group. Please click the link and then the join this group button. It is brand new and empty, but everyone is welcome!
Dear D Marie, thankx very much for the info – I thinkz I be doin it rong. I did whut u sed – but I can’t seem to put in information properly. For example – it’s automatically using my Yahoo email address (which I never use) and where it said I could put another email address – I clicked – it came up with the “no connetion” business – and when I went all the way back, I had to put in all the information again – and still no place for a second email address. Also – do you, or whoever is in charge, have access to my email address even when it says “do not display?” Because of course, someone should have it – how else could get emails. But I’m not sure I want everyone to have it. In other words, I don’t really know what I’m doing!
Janet – your yahoo address is your user name for Yahoo sites, even if you don’t use it for your email. So, you use that to sign in to Yahoo, then you can ask to join the group. Once you are accepted (which you will be), then you can enter the email address you want to use within the group. You can hide that address so that only full moderators (3 people) can see it. You can be as private or as open as you like. Everyone has a different comfort level.
If I don’t hear from you from the group soon, I’ll check back on this comment to see what else we need to do. I joined Yahoo years ago, and they may (!) have changed the steps since then.
OK, Thankx very much. I’ll check in and try again. Evenutally, I will suxceed, I am shur!
kitteh not drink any moar
kitteh not drink any less, neither
CHEEZEBURGER RATINGS ARE BACK ON MACINTOSH !!! YAY !!!
Stend! I’m so happy for you…. now, quick, click the link above for further approval!
DONE ;o)
hou cood I jst tell U haz proper compootah, not pleh PC?
…. is pleh PC like peoplePC ?
Pleh PC is NE Windoze baux.
O fank You. I lieks Safari bedder dan Firefox. But I ♥ my Mac. Me and Tavish are gettin’ married…
TELL DA LOLRUS!!!!! I FOUN HIMZ BUKKIT!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8431864@N07/1309951326/
U shure? I seed a LOLponee wit a bukkit oan Caturday.
Whale, dem otturz R a trixee bunch… dey gardin dat bukkit constint… constank… all de tiem, even when emtee, so I thot it mite be lolrus’s. Mebbee pony wuz on gard doodee too!
Trixee otterz, traydeeng dat bukkit off to new conpeeraytorzz!
Well, dahtz otturz 4 U.
oops, dat ‘conSPEEraytorzz’!!
haow u tell diffrunce in lolspeak??
No problum! Wilze ah wate on teh lazikz ah haf to be werrin teh glasses. Dey mangi…magena…make eberyting to luk big! Yoo plz to be puutin teh nuspaeper unner mah hed? kthx
Um no this is how i deal with hyperventilating especially when rumors go round about by drinking problem.
Breathe breathe breathe calm down breathe ignore everybody breathe wish the glass was tinted DONT LOOK AT ME! breathe breathe breathe
AHHHHHH feels much better.
I think nex this boy gonna hav a fallin-off-teh-tabul-bakwurds problum unless sumwun give him a hand.
Ai drinx alown wif noobudy alse.
yay!! Jorge thorogud FTW!!11
U kno wun Ai drinx alown Ai purfur ta bee buy meself!
Ai lurves Jorge Thorogud!
There’s a German proverb associated with alcoholism called “zu tief ins Glas schauen”, which means “look too deep into a glass” – fits quite well with this pic
… if only kitty had listened to Latawnya, the Naughty Horse !!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brampitoyo/sets/72157600591501224/
Hmmmmmm. Dat is Nawt the bezt peece of childrun’s litterachur. Tho purrhapz kitteh not a critic. Tho teh idea ov a Naughty Horse is sumhow funnie in itz own rite!
hm, whatever happened to metaphors in children’s literature? O.o
I’d like to see a book like that on the topic of “teenage pregnancy”. *g*
I wud reed dat – if only to go “tsk, tsk, tsk,” a lot!
teh voices in mai head are screechin laik banshee….
DROWN DEM!!!!
Oh noes! Nawty person abuzing kitteh by crammin himz hed in teh glass! Kitteh loox skeert and sad and wunts to be free. Bad huminz must stop this torturing of kittehz now!
AND PLEASE BRING BACK THE WHITE “KITTY IN THE BOX”
Yesh!!!
yesh, what were does stooped humuns thinkin? did dey have 2 much beer 2?
I luvvs Skoksh
Skokshhy Skoksh Skoksh
Down u goes
Down into mah bellie
FTW!!!!!!!!!1!
I haz a worz drinking problem. It involvz hard liqorz and forgoton memrez.
This reminds me of Airplane lolololol. Could you imagine a lolcat rendition of airplane?
wat were da hoomans tinkin? r dey mousebrained or somtin?
dude i also ilke warrior
lolz
kittehs rul! if u play rs, add ratty110
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kitteh should watch Airplane. he has teh drinking problem two
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