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watch owt, kitteh! dat alien not dair fur snorgles!
Anul proab…. DO NOT WANT!!!
HEY, wurmz ads??? where are tehy???
uh oh wurm has me??
All 2gedder now: “In Soviet Russia, WORMZ HAZ U!!”
nowai russia, too nyce taht floor wurm
oh hai! i tought it was left over rice or something…..
LOL, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Yeah, EWWWWWWW!!! Dis haow ma RC kitteh got nickname ‘BugButt’! (She wuz stray bebe kitteh, got hitted by car, we taked her home an lurved her fur yeerz an yeerz. But she did haz wurmz…. fur a minnit!)
I change dat nickname to “Bug”. She sweet to me, skeered uv evveybuddy else day wuz straynjurs. Smrt kiteh, knoo lef frum rite, cud follow simple direcshuns. She ma beyootee bowlin bawl kitteh!
KITTY BUTT
minnit rice ur bugbutt has
I love it when kitties follow directions. I will ask one of the silver kitties where the other one is, and the first one will quite often look in the direction of the other. It’s kinda spooky…
But they don’t know left from right.
Their father, who is a bit special needs, can play “fetch”, but he hasn’t quite gotten the concept that after you chase the toy and pick it up, you are to return it to the person who lobbed it. He will sort of walk in circles aimlessly, looking at you like, “I still want to play but what do I do?” until you pick him up and put him at the beginning again.
My kittehs have never had worms as big as THAT! No wonder it has such a look of surprise.
Tortee Kitteh no
haz wurmz. Tortee much 2 kleenz
an prittee 4 dat!
Tortee yuzez t3h
liddurr bawks. How dat nasstee
yello fing getz dere?
Tortee reememburrz
“Wurmz Test” frum t3h Vetz. Tortee
frytennd…. Do Nawt Want!
Jack.
DO NOT WANT!
Kitteh doesn’t want
parasites. Get pokeballs!
Gotta catch ‘em all.
kitteh, just blames it on teh dawg.
Alarmd kitteh iz alarmd!!!!!!
I kno iz not like me, but iz mai bebbeh, nebber da less.
It’s kind of like kitties who end up raising baby skunks.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/he_only_has_a_v.html
Unfoarchoonit iz teh kitteh dat haz teh butt buddeez. DO NOT WANT!
Me not sure me want to komment hier. Ewwwww!
Totie looks mad. “You go 2 Petsnart and get dog kewl toy an I get this???? DO NOT WANT! Bring cheezburger insted. Now! This innstant!” Kbai.
Tortee r not mad, hers alarmed. My kittehs always makes dis face at noises, mostly whens their Daddeh walking too loud.
No wunder kitteh lookz fweaked out.
Dat FING COMED OUTTA HIMZ BUTTYHOLZ!!
OWIE!!!!!
Srsly, dat is one of teh phunniest faces I has seen here.
Gutt ting it onliest 1 wurm!
Oh Noooes!!1!
Do not sleeps kitteh!!
Pod Peeples beehind u!!
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
nom nom nom I has a cheezburgr, wit pikels, mayo, kettchip, an moostard.
I not share. I werked on caturday, an I earned it!
Now, lets see if this comment gets eaten, too, just like my cheeseburger. And like my last 2 comments.
Hey! It worked!
If ur cahmmintz git eeted, Maybee dey not in gud tayste but dey tayste gud?
Just downlodes teh Nortonz 360 for kittehs- it’ll clear it rite up.
Trew, but den kitteh get lyk 10,000 popups remyndin hims to renoo his suscripshun.
Ooferdoo! Troo dat! I so sik uv renoo popup, I dun even yooz Nortun NEmoar!!! Shood prollee just delete prog….
Yuse teh Clam AntiVirus kitteh edishun. Iz free n opun sorce, and it haz a flavor that is not pleh.
Wurm thinks “Wut u mean I has Kittehs??1!?”
how u noes taht soveit wurmz???
Dis is the face tortie Scooter uses right before she noms on my leg or hand or arm or whateva she can sink her teef inta. *sigh*
Definitly luks like crazee hower abowt to begin – tree, tu, wun, BOING!
CATFIT!!!
Izz not wurm, tat’s mah pillo cuz you makes me sleep on hard wood floor.
iz not wurm izz planarian
ya ya, I kno planarian izz wurm. but i can cuts off its hed and another gross bak
gross bein teh operativ term?
I thawt a planarian wuz dat bildin u goes 2 en lern abowt teh plannitz. Den agin maybee ah tink 2 much. Ha Ha!
No, no, teh Planarians are belevurs in teh 2-dimenshunal deeyity.
Oh, den det wud esplayne teh leeflitz en pamflitz in en uhrownd teh liddrbox.
Hyoomin: Kitteh?
Kitteh: Meow? (wut?)
Hyoomin: Wutz deeze pamflits dooin in teh liddrbox?
Kitteh: Meow? (wut pamflitz, ah downt see noes pamflitz)
Hyoomin: C’meer u! Planarians, U has dem! U goin 2 teh vet!
Kitteh: EFFIN MEYOW!!! <— (Needz noe tranzlashin)
WIN!!11!
(Stuft toy planarian=anudder bad marketing ideer)
In reegards tu teh capshin: Ewwwww!
Awlso, dis kitteh luks lyke my bebbeh Sweety. Very pretty.
please to givez wurmz to ann coulter … kbaithnx
Wut? I has nutin’ stuk to mai butt.
Oooh, dat goooood idear!! An mebbe dis how dem stoopy lil hos stay so skeenee – dey haz da wurmz!!
In olden daez, sum peeps sold tapewurms (disgised in capsulez) as a wate loss medisin. It wurked – but –
*eeeweewwargkakkakplehewgshudder*
I jus grossed maself owt of mah mind.
Mai husbin wint to collij wid a gurl wut got a tapewurm, and kept it 1 extry munf b4 goin 2 doktor, cuz she wuz loozing wayt! GROSS BUT TROO!
Husbin sed she was weerdo ennyway. Aftur eberwun fownd owt abowt wurm, dey awl avoyded her in dorm. Yeesh!
speekin uv gross:
i red sumwear dat sum peepul kure tapewurmz bai putting sour milk on there tung an wayting 4 teh wurmz 2 krawl up n2 dere mouf, den dey grab it an pull it owt. ai hopez iz nawt troo.
awl 2gedder naow: EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Did everybody see thst story about the worms in the Korean chocolate? Go to MSNBC and search “worms in chocolate” and the video will come up.
Everybody planning on sleeping soundly tonight, or do you think we’ll dream of worms?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
*vomit* thats nazty
DO NOT WANT SOUR MILK
So ya, Im pritty sher im neber gonna b hungry eber EBER again. X(
Wich, wen ya tink about it, iz anudder gud (if nawt berry safe) wai to luze teh wayt…doan jus get a tapeworm, TAWK about em!
Poor kitteh lookz lyke he sayin, Gudniss ah thawt it wuz juss gas!
WTF !!!!1!!!
NO WAI !!!11!!!!
yeth. wai.
No
HWAI.
Az lawn az iz nawt senteepeeds in mah harbles, then I’z okiez!
Um – why do I thinking of movee “Aleeyun” rite now? An why is teh seam on teh kitteh’s nose showing??!? HALP!
Uh oh, kitteh soon gonna split in haff, and jiant bug-thang burst owt!
Eeder dat, or kitteh gonna pull all bug’s arms off, eet hed, and leev body 4 hyoomins 2 step on in teh middul uv teh nite.
I alwaes thot the kitteh in teh first Alyun moovee waz in kahoots wit the big momma alieyun – sneekin up on Riley an jumpin on her in that wun seen and then laffin an laffin…
Alien! I was thinking you meant something about Aileen Wournos, the serial killer, and I.Did.Not.Get.It.I can has teh unintentional funny? Maybe I watch too many forensics shows?
Aileen Wourmos?
Hoo cares abaugt warmz ~ jus getz thix wormz away frum my A!!! I no wan!!
ewwz i haz teh wurmz (nawt me i meen but my friends puppeh hehe i wuz off oops)
and he itches his butt evry1 laik hahahahahahahahahaha but im like i hate it wen i get te itchy butt.
I like this one.
Dat woorie mees abit. Yooar purhhapz leetel straanje?
Whoe, wut wus i drinken?
Kitteh is cud be Mamma orr Daddee of kitteh in lolrus bukkit? Foto negativ? Luk at lyne daown teh noze (oh noze!)
Kitty not alarmed at worm…but a noise butt made when it clapped back shut afterwards. 0.o
ewwwwwwwwww!
Yesh, it look icky now, but will one day be beautiful butterfly, no?
….Or maybe kat says “Worm? This is my Binky! Don’t be dissing my Binky!
BWA HA HA HA!!!
Haow can I getz dis sillee smilee to shoo up de raght wey? I iz corn fuzzled!
put dem in betweens colons like this [omit spaces-skwisheverthingtogether]
: lol :
: wink:
: mr green :
oopsie. i put the answer below V
now wait a doggone minnit. i KNOW i put the last one on “reply” for elainet. *shakes fist at WP*
ratsenfratzen
Tankyoo sweetpea! I did whut yoo sed adn it stil duddent werk. I goed to weird pretzel adn dey has linkee to smileygarden dere. Dats teh smileys i likee adn deres no plais to ax fer halp at werd pringle.
(see i cen doo teh regular smiles, jest nawt teh smileygarden wunss.)
I gib up…
hao bout dis wun?
O poo.
*sigh* going to bed. niteynite, y’awll.