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Bill the Cat sayz “Phbhbhbhbhbhbhttt!”
I want to be your love rhino..
Prayer dimples for hairy fishnuts!!!!
Ack.
Pthooey?
Pear pimples! PEAR PIMPLES FOR HAIRY FISHNUTS!
A phrase forevermore burned into my brain by a badge belonging to an ex of mine. It was the Badge of Returning. No matter where anyone put it, sooner or later, it turned up in the middle of the table.
He must have taken off his unlaced high top sneakers, and the little one says “put it back on man”
“Phbhbhbhbhbhbhttt – U has mowrning breths!”
ZOMG! Bill te Cat lives!
ACK!
YAY!!!! DIS IZ MAH BIRFDAY LOLCAT!!!!! I WUZ BORN SEPT.1!!!!
PS TEH ORANGE ONE LUKS SOO LIKE MAH CAT!!!
Marmalayd: “Argh, babee, yer breth smellz liek fish.”
Meezer: “So? Kiss me!”
Kiss me, yoo fool!
You can has breathmintz first, plz?
“… ravish me !!! make me feel like a real woman !!!”
“Phbhbhbhbhbhbhttt!”
LOL! I ben dat womin!!! Bes part uv luvin iz da laffin! It maeks it last mennee yeers!
Yez, larfin duz mek happee yearz. ‘Swy Iz lurv ICHC!
Marmalayd kitteh needz ta sneeze! Iz hayt wen dat happnz in da middl ov a hug!
This has bad flavr!
ZOMG belly haz flavr
Lookit, i has tounge!
U has a flavur. It nawt GUD flavur. . .
u has a flvr. it is pleh.
Flavour Cat only thought years of licking his own butt had killed his taste buds.
… flavour of the week is MAJOR PLEH
woopsie. sorry stend, i didn’t scroll down first. u may nao beet me wif a wet kitteh treet.
Major Pleh reporting for doody, SIR!! Please to be giving me ur orderz!
Do not want! I wreather has Strarbairee o’ Doom, ’stead.
Iz dat teh big ice creem sunday in a bukit? U noe, if u eats teh whole ting u gets a prize?
if yoo eats teh bukkitt sunday, yoo gets teh brane FREEEZZ!!!!!!11!
wen finnishd wid i scream, pleez to gib bukkit to lolrus!
lolrus weel be sooooo happpee!
Tinking hard, tung clutched firmlee between himz teef, Marmalayd Kitteh tries to rememer whut to do wif bak feet wunce opponint iz trapt an helpless.
Little KitKat, feeling trapped and helpless, his little mind screaming what’ll I do!
Brain says ” Breathe on ‘em….let all those onions work for you!”
Marmalade: I got you…wait, whut?….eew your breath, it’s making me eyes water, ..I can’t hold you…stop it…..dang it….GET BACK HERE!
U has a flavr. And it is not gud.
Ack, I just sawded Diva’s comment! I pwomise I not traing to copy!
Marmalayd Kitteh
tryz Sleepurr Hoald awn Burrmunn
gurl… Nawt wurkz so gud
Burrman gurl haz straynj
flavur. Marmalayd gibs gurl
Burmunn hedz noogeez
Marmalayd iz much
stoopee. Burrmunn wantz Katnip.
Plawtz eebil rebenjj!
Jack.
Now, burmeese kitteh
tere are tree tipes of kissies:
Tere’s Peeeeches
Prooooons
and
Aaalll faaaalll faaa
ZOMG! Whuts dat frum? Dat funneeee!!!
peeeeches fur daddy, proooons fur boifren and aaall faaalllll faaaaaa fur hubby!!!
orunj kitteh haz too mach of de tekeela
juz a wee bit drunkee
dat wuz me last nite !!! und 2nite !!!
OMG I STILL can’t see cheezburger ratings… GASP… how am I supposed to know if I’m suddenly not funny? it’s freakin me out dude !!!
don wurry..uz alwayz funnee!!!11
Doant worree stend u iz !1!alwayz!1! funnee. Funnee = haha & funnee = weird, butt in an ent3rtainning wai!
stend r u askin ME if u is phunnie anymore ????
or your phunnie is like the raven…never moar ??
or is u askin if u lukkin phunnie with awl dat lack-of-cheezburger-rating twittchin ???
Ohez knoez, ders ya go agin….twitttch twitttch twitttttttch
ur twittchez haz der own twitthez !!!!
i think u are permenantly impaired with da phunnie
Er mebbe twitchin frum de eyepawd clamped onto hiz Udunwannanoes!!!!
o hai, Stend. I still don’t have them either. According to what everyone has written, it seems to boil down to being mac users with safari. No one else is complaining. I’ve already sent to messages to teh Cheezes. Hope they are working on it. Have U written?
N I never wuz as phunnie as U – so I hardly dare write anything at all!
janet- allys rite, u neber no, sometime funnie come outta teh straengest places. we lik seein u rite.
Thanx verymuch, Whiskers. Dere be so much awsum and WIN!!!!!! funnie peeplz here dat I sumtymes suffer frum – insekuritee. Liek DivaGeek – she says “OK, I treiz” – and then is teh totally brilliant. And many uthers – almost too nooermous to menshun. I cud try to menshun mai favoritez, but DONT WANT to lieve eny wun out! So wont.
fank u foar compliments! wen wuz i furst heer i felt saem as u–bery funneh ppls heer, i noes i can’t be funneh awl teh tiem liek dat. and sumtiems i writes somefing i fink are BERY funneh and ppls are “meh,” and sumtiems i writes somefing widowt fnking at awl and ppls are ROFL. in enny case it BERY nice playce heer and bring many LOLs ebrydai, wich we all needz.
and whut i ment 2 say wuz, u shud posts as much as u wants, not worries abowt teh funneh, it take care of itself.
I not worriez abowt teh funneh – I worriez abowt teh STOOPEH!
I can’t see the cheezburgers in explorer either !!! the horror !!! the horror !!!
no, I didn’t write yet cause their mailbox is always so full – will do that now…
stend
aih betz u liks da samell of da napam in da morning
the horror ** blank bewildered look of resignashun ** the horror
wut a line !!!!
As uv this minit, Stend, yu has 6 voats on yr comments (includin mine) an they r all 5 rateburgers…makin a totull uv – um – lessee – how menny posts tyums siks tyum –
Dam my lak of opposabul thums!
As of now (12:05 on 3rd Sept), that’s up to 14 votes, all 5s. Which I make #3#2121# cheezbrgrs.
how can a pink troll NOT be phunnie? jus sayn.
U haz 2 ask iv UZ funnee!? UZ alwaiz funnee!
U is moar funneh den most of dees pics have been lately…
I dun kare if it ees Tanksgibbin
I not kissen Grammaw!
Las tiem I did, she slip me de tung!!! AND her denchurz! Ewwww!!!
Ur maekin dat up!
gufi lookin’ kittums is gufi lookin!
ah beez wundrin, iz that haz be Montague Cat? or Capulet Cat? Cuz yeah
PLEH!!
U tayste of teh Garbj can.
I tellz u stais owt!
i bave u no moars.
OMG – dis remindz meh ov wh3n *Iz* waz a littel kitteh an go 2 famly gath3rings – der waz always a *Beeg** ol’ ladee auntiee who wud say “Give me some sugar!” an I wud hav to bee kissed – pleh!
Neow 40 yrs later Iz sayz to da littel ones “Give me some sugar” But iff dey NO WANT Iz dont maek dem.
and you know what? they’ll remember you as the NICE big ol ladee auntiee (or onkle?)… or big ol something or other…
*auntie*…
Yup! Is Sircle of Life!
>cat-like typing detected<
SO CUTEEEEE!
<3
oranj kitteh: aaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAA CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Burmees kitteh: u idyot! cleen awl ur snot off mai hed!! MAJOR PLEH!!!
(yes, Capt Pleh got promoted!!)
ohnoes! teh FURBERT!!!
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Furbert
Dis kitteh lyke wahtermelun – haz seeds. *ptoooooooie*
Orge Kietteh say: I tol doz stupy humins dat dey don’t need no more kittehs but me. Next ting I knoz, we gots new babekitteh an all dem humins is like ” Awwww! Look how kute da babaekitteh is. Did you get rid of that lush of an orange kat?”
DO NOT WANT!
We said she had to go to rehab, and she said “Meow, meow meow”…
donno y, but i really LIKS that song…
Hol still, bebbeh kitteh, ur earses needs washins!
aaack, that tickles! Knock it off, kid, stop messing me with me whiskers, or i gonna
sit on you!
Momma toldz u nawt to stick owt tung at me, oar ur fayce wud freez dat way, and U NAWT BLEEVED HER.
Dere u SEE?? Dat is simpel – but SOOOO ful ov teh funnie.
when wiskars colide!!!
You bots it!!!
Orinj kitteh sez, “EEEEEW, COOTEEEZ!”
Orinj kitteh sez “onoes! I is poysin!”
omg, did u srsly just maek dat smell? d00d – u has GAWT to lae off teh unyuns!!! i gonna start callin u “Cap’n Pooty” if u keeps dat up.
sillyannz bery bery funneez! wittle babbeh kittehs pootz much! I noes, ’cause iz haz nu babbeh kitteh luks lieks da babbeh n da pikchurz!
is always amazin to me dat a stink dat big can coem owt of a bodee dat small.
Ecccchhhhkk! PLEH babbeh kitteh! UR flavr nawt so gud!!!
Can woo tik yor tong out an tak, wike dis? Ha, ha! I wook wunny!
WHEEEEE !!! let’s see how many times wordpress will eat my comment this time, and what tricks it’ll take to get it to post – it’s like being in line at the DMV, or in a chekhov novel !!! SO EXCITING !!! all the fun is draining from my body with every click !!!
check it out – someone’s used the russian reversal in a b0ingb0ing thread !!! ICHC PWNS the world !!!
www.
boingboing.
net/
2007/
09/
01/
soviet-
genone-
mouse.
html#
comments
In Soviet Russia, mouse clicks YOU!
We’z takin ovr da world, slowly but shurly.
In Soviet Russia, computer uses you!
Again – how on URTH do u find these peculiar sites? Do u has a teem of resurchers out dere lukin awl day? It IS nyce, tho, isn’t it – to know whut we are doing? Hah! We cn now say. I spies a Russian Reversal! Or – a Russian Reversal spies us!
Stend is KONNEKTD.
mainly on boingboing dot net
OK: when I get a sec I’ll build a wordpress acct and put all my good links in it ;o)
… sos den wen dey gives pills u duz dis den pleh
got it?
kthxbai
I like this caption soo much. It wins me over.
O hai! Iz Foster Broox!!1 Nyce 2 meetchoo! *erp*
Match Gaym FTW!
Ackshully, I think was “Hollywood Squares”
O hai! Iz Linzee Lowhan!!1 Nyce 2 meetchoo! *erp*
I’m new around here so I don’t know the rules…
1.can I use these pics and put my own caption on them to make my own macro to post?
2.how do I get the source pic?
3 what are the decency rules? (as in can I use the occasional “bad” word? or make a sexual reference? (I would think I can since “surpise butsechs” is popular as is “Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate”)
4. how do I post my own macros?
If someone could help me out and answer these questions for me I would be forever greatful.
Thanks <3
Candice
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