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2 long !!1!
it can b snak tyme soon?
Bebbee Kittehz fynd
a pawt wiff soff lome. Purrfect
4 smawll deegeeng pawz
Lome much kool an luuse
Chillz t3h liddil Bebbee Kittehz
az dem digz deepurr
Hewmins plantedd seedz
4 plantz. Bebbeez hoapz 2 fynd
lawtz uv sweet Katnip
Jack.
I eatid burrdz, now I can plantz seedz 2 gro dem?
Potted pussy willows redy fer ur gardin.
We bowt u a plant, but we eated it (pleh!).
Donut werry, plant will return as kitteh huck on carpets.
Double WIN!1!!!
I hatez to be de one to tell you dis, but iz gonna be a while. Perhaps kittehs like to order some cheezburger while u waits?
Ooh, mah hed explodin from the 2x kyootsness of teh weensy liddul snorgly cuddu-duddle sweetie softie smoo bebehs kisskisskiss
*splooph*
(Oh – whn sumbudy piks up teh peeses, pleese try not to get eny of teh pottin soil mixd in? kthxbai.)
Yeah, cuz Duffy’s mynd iz dirtee enuff!!!!
I jes noed sumbudy wud say that!
Anybuddy want a shot at teh “potty” joak too?
If kiddehs sit dere tu long da plantz will gro where dey dont want im!
At last! We can grow our own kitties! Please send catalog!
Heh. When I wuz liddle kiddeh, I watch my Daddee buries fishies in his roze gardn. I din’t noes waz for 2 make rozes groe. I watcheded the roze gardn for weekses waytin 4 to see fishies come upp.
So … littl kittehs … u lern from my misteaks!
LOL, I iz picturing you waiting impatiently for little fishies to rise up out uv da ground. Wouldn’t dat be grate if dey did, tho? I’d plant oodles of salmon and tuna. Mmmm…seared ahi tuna wif black pepper crust. Nom nom nom.
Kurried salmon. Nom nom nom nom.
naow we plants cheezburger for cheezburger treez
We’z sittin on da seedz, keepin urm wurm, waitin for dem to hatch.
Nuttin kud look so kyoot and so mischievous at teh saem tiem as dese two!
My Hed A Splode.
Deez is some of da cyuuutemest kitturbebehz I has ever seened!!
An what’s eben worser? my work, where i am on dis fyne Caturday, iz right neer da aminal shelter. I could stop by an’ pick me up a batch of bebekittehs an takez dem home an lub dem forebber an feed dem yummy guushyfuud.
MUST…RESIST…POWER…OB….CYOOTNESS!!
Hai gladys!
*grinnin*
Nice to sees ur name.
Hope u Ok.
♥♥♥
Resistunce r footile.
One for eech pokket, one for da purse! If ur in cargo pantz u could go home wif a dozzen kittehbebbehs!
NK I plantz u furtilzes.
haha! grate mindz meldin’ on a Caturday!
we can has mootual admirashinz?
hey, kids chat at 4:00 (12 minutes from now) in meebo……….. not sure who all’s comin………
KITTAH !!! don fertalize da birdies with DAT !!! dat not proper fertalizer !!!
kitteh wun: i r plantin teh seeds!
kitteh too: i r furtilizin teh seeds!
if i nawt hads allerjees, i cud nawt resists picking up batch of bebbehkittehs and tayking home. pls to givs me 2 or 3, dey is small!
Oh noes! Allerjees to kittehs be awful! I soooo sawwy for joo!
I haz allerjees and I haz 4 kittehs…Iz a sucker for da sweet fazes….
I is perfectional burdwatcher and amatur gardener IRL. I plantses minnie burd zeedz. Minnie burds come to eat zeedz. Minnie kittehs come to eat burdz.
LOL, when i seed teh werd “perfectional” i spected a lekshur abowt teh dangers of letting yur kittehs plant burdseeds, or eet burds, or plant burds mede of seeds, or eet dirts mede of birds or, rly, do enyting at awl…
THINK OF THE LOLIABILITIES!!!!
I lubz kittehs and burdz both. 1 nayborz kitteh sit on my lapz az ai tek pitcherz ov burdz. Not bother burdz, just look. Him black and white tomkitteh named, “Oreo”.
Akchually, moar hawkz eatz burdz at my feederz than kittehs do.
Mee 2! I wuz feedin a ruffed grouse corn 1 yere an a Northern Goshawk eatted it. Cooper Hawks com 2 mai yard and eatted blue jays, chichadees, and startleings. Watchd hawk eattin starling. Veery messy! Butt very fascinating,
Iz keep feederz near treez an bushies, but hawks hav gud eyez. Mai kittehs not 2 gud at katching birdz, but chipmnks r not so lukky. Jus’ rescuued babee bunnie dis we3k frum Selene. Now Selene iz groundedd. Selene iz vry pissed!
But cant feed birdz an hav catz trie to ate them too!
Bunnies iz dehr fur kittehs 2 bully tho.
Is teh Circel of Lyfe.
btw i naemz dese two adorabul wuns Ollie and Stan.
I had an ollie n stan onest, dey waz tigger kittehz, ollie waz a “self-petting” kitteh, ju wood hold yer han up inna are, n he wood jump up n run hiz bawdy unner yer han……
Stann-e-lee waz funnee, he did looze sumthin whn he waz a behbeh kitteh, n spen res ob hiz lif lukin 4 it, pilz o cloze owtsid ob de drarers, disclothz n de flor inna kitchan, he wood pull stuf owt 1 atta tim, “dats knowt it, dats knowt it, dats knowt it” tillll huuuuge big tim pile piled up! nebber did fin it…..
annnn he wood trun summer assalts wen ju sayz to he….” whos a pretty boy?” hez sez “I is” then tuk hiz hed and summer assalts!!!
1 day, he do dat off roof ob teh house!!! (landed on hiz feets tho)
I mist dos kitteh.
Bloo ied Kittnz plantz
leevz frum Munneez Tree. Waytz 2
bie much Cheezburgrz
Kittnz canz has t3h
Slyderz frum Wyte Kassil. 2
smawllz 4 beeg burgrz
Hewmiz sez “Plantz needz
furrtillliezurr.” Datz awll taht
Kittenz needz 2 knoez!
Jack.
yesh, sliders best use is fur furrtilliezurr…
two kittehs inna pot
use teh kyuteness as difense
gainst the big big werld
(can’t memebers teh sillyable counts…mebbe i guesst rite?)
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Nise shot, Flartus: yu can klip “inna” to “in” an be perfek.
(Also if yu fergits, cownt Jack Deth’s exksquizit stanza sillblz.)
Kitteh 1: No, no, no. Yous digs hole and putz seeds in.
Kitteh 2: Kai, srry, but I hads to go and teh litterbox is so fars away.
kitteh1: I has stolded teh catnips growin here.
kitteh2: I can has some? I be hurtin fur a fix.
kitteh1: I no give a crop.
http://www.cbs46.com/news/14023650/detail.html
This poor poor kitty!!
No, iz LUCKEE LUCKEE kitteh!!!! ZOMG, sooo glad dey rescyood him! Him kinda looks liek ma Willem, cep not as hay-ree.
Hooray for the goodness of teh worker who kep listning and wanting to help and taked teh bebeh home!! Hope meny peeples tells him how good kinda guy he is!! Dis how everbody shud be!
Wha the–??
I thot i plantid rozes…
Mebbe sum sessammy seeeds for tasty cheezbrger???
Man! Wut uh treet dis iz! Aftr awl deeze yeerz. Finullee on CD! Floofin en Garsnorgle’s graytis hitz. Lyke wen dey sing “Cheeze ovar dubbld burgrz” Dey jus downt mayke myoozik lyke dat eneemoar.
Dun work..
k, does ne1 kno if i eat a burd seed does da burd grow rite in mah stomig? It wood be likez killin 2 burdz wit 1 stone! An besides, those tings r so elooo, a-loose, they hard too katch!