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O Hai! I can seez u now
Floor cat can c u mas-… noooo!!1!1! takes glassus of!!1!
NOW I can see what u did ther!
I noes whut u meen, kitteh. Insurance mostly won pay for lasik……..*sniffle* *cry*
I can see furebber!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teh lazer isurjery is too xpensive for me 2. So insted i must has contaks.
But dis kitteh here… wif glasz, wont teh lazer kitteh vishon get chargd, like a magnafying glasz? He be goinz round startn fiares EBERWHER!!!
Ha!! Yea, ur prolly right!!!
His glasses look kinda like mine!!! He has bery good tayste
I can has lightning-bolt scar?
onlee de shadowz knoes…hee hee hee
lol!! me too, kitteh, me too.
“Miss Munnypennee, kindlee stawp flirtin wif 007 an get teh Prym Minnystir awn teh fone!”
An evryfing heer haz de 66 voats.
What de hek hapind?
Good luk cheez croo, we needz ur halps…
Well, at least ur GETTING voats, I’m gettin neither burgerz nor voat count.
Janet, wut browser ar u using? It wern’t werkin fur me on Firefox, but Internet Ecksplorer 7 is awl un-burger-borked nao, fank Cheez!
firefox is working for me but there seems to be an ad for Ann Coulter at the top of the page
This site MUST be borked…..
ann coulter…….she is full of PLEH!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!!
AGREED.
oh hai thx for the glasses now I can see that ad at the top of the page… ann coulter AIEEEEE!!! TAKE THE GLASSES OFF !!! TAKE THEM OFF !!!”
I can’t see burgers, ratings OR ann coulter (safari on mac) – I’ll trade ratings not to look at that witch tho…
can’t see nufink on mai mac wif safari, but firey foxes wurcs ‘k
duz weez MUST haz poloi…perli…voting party commentary arreddy? iz ztill a long tyme till our secret votingz happenz…do we haz to talkxz religion and politics HERE TOO? boring. kthxhbai
heddesk ** SPLODES **
oh noes … Ann Coulter …. i bet she eatz kittehs for brakefast
Well, I, liek Stend, am safari on Mac – and I don’t see Ann Coulter, either. (Is she REELY there – muzt be um kind of a joak.) But I lurves mai burger voatz eben moar than I haetz the AC – so, halp us, cheez n tofu – you are our only hope.
These last 3 pics are all great! Makes for a happy morning.
Nao I reedz Ey charte
C
H E E
Z B U R
G E R
win!
full of win and awsum.
T’ankey
And wif an ickle halp, he removez hiz glassez to becumz SUPAHKITTY, sworn deafenderz of cheezburgers!
An noooobody can tell dat SUPAHKITTY iz saem as mildmannurd kitteh.
Iz burd? It nawt playne, stoopy hoomin.
Iz playne? Nawt playne, needer!
It SUPAHKITTEH! OMGFTWBBQ!!!!!!111
typos R me. sigh.
Is OK. We awl know whut u mean, and whut u mean is ur usual VERY PHUNNIIE.
Fank u foar saying.
I tries.
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Senut confurmation heerings continyooed:
Kittah nominee foar Attorney Generalz: Wy I heer ennyhao?
Senatur: Mr. Kitten, you have been nominated for the office of Attorney General of the United States.
Kittah: Whut dis “nominated”? Duz it has to do wif NOM NOM NOMs?
Senatur: Lunch will be served at the break–
KIttah: Nobuddy going to NOMinate me! I are not taystee or nootrishus! (runs away)
Dear Divageek – Thank u so much! Ur “Senut confurmation heerings” series iz wun of teh best I hav ever red.
Iz dis teh End ov teh Tail – now dat the Kittah has runned away? Or iz a sequel (I hopes) forthcuming? Purrhapz Kittah cud be interveud to be Whyte Haus spokezkittah? Kittah cud hav brilliant career.
mah Supahkitteh. Him ar completlee nacheral-looking an fools evrywun.
I go saves werld laters, is nap times.
I can haz 84 votes too ???
Soooo soooooo mach of de wierdness
ebberybodie getz sam numbber votes as kyoot kitteh pic !!1!!
so mach lob 4 ebbery 1
*sigh*
This is the best pic to come through here in a while. I love this pic.
awwww! pretty kitteh!
Nebbermind de Lasik, kitteh. Glasses makez you look smarter!
Lasik give kitteh de lazer eyez. Shinee!
I can just see them sitting nose to nose
“OK hold still… ZAP !!!”
AHHH! Dez X-ray glasses makin me stuff I don wanna see. DO NOT WANT!
trai da 3D glassis… den yu can c whut teh Doctor sees!
Buttttttttttttttt
den kitteh inhairuts 12 millyawn monnies frm great ant zue
den goes ta getz da lazur sited aihez
wen major malfunkshum happenz durin lazur surgury
kitteh naow haz super powrz
lazur boltz ov litenings shoot frm kittehz aihez
suddenly dat stoopie barkie dogg next dor is no longer a problum….
nue house kitteh den says to super lazur sited feline
howz u do dat ?!!??
no goggies waz feared or harmed durrning writingz ov dis storrie
juz storrie aih tellz kitteh ta mak her beeleev she haz da powerz
who aih kidding ????
kitteh noes she haz da powerz !!
naow aihz blushee
Becaws we awl has sell fones nao, SUPAHKITTEH nawt has fone boof to change from Klark Kent kitteh to supaheero. Must use covured litturbocks. Is a littul tight in dere.
ROFL, I’d luv 2 see a moobie uv dat- bery dramatikal seen uv mild mannurd kitteh rushing in2 covvured litturbocks, litturbocks shakes an litturz comz flyin owt, an den emerjez teh SUPAHKITTEH!
His odor after the transformation should know the baddies to the ground….unfortunately the goodies too, sigh….oh wait, mebbe he air out when he flies!
K is all good
Tank gawd supahkitteh has showrt fuzz cuz if hes got long hayrs, the poopies gets stucks to toe furs.
But then, maybes dis be good. Sekrut wepuns! Bettah than silly peepul’s invenshun utility belt. Resiklible. Recharjible.
GO SUPEHKITTEH!
omg! i so get this!!
no more confushun. astigmatism alls gones. eiz seez jekyl n hyde much bedder noaw. kthxbai
Kitteh sez: Deeze glassiz match mah lipglawse perfiklee! Duz mah eer looks ok wen ah weer it off too duh syde like dis?
(cheeseburgerz wont nest below this level)
(when’s the last time you’ve seen a nest of cheezburgerz anyway?)
SUPAHKITTEH wud perteck defenseless nest ov cheezburgers bai NOMing dem.
Teh liddul cheezburgrz wud say, Are u shuer wee bee sayfr in ur belee?
Rrroddy Pipercat sez, “I’yv come to kik azz & choo cheezburgerz and I’m all outta cheezburgerz!”
ROFL.
They Live FTW.
I lurved taht muuve.
Cuz it wuz cheezy.
MMMMM. Cheez
Ma hubby luv it too, showded me it, I laff. He nawt tink it cheezy. He tink funnee sumtiemz, but I lurves him muches!!
EWG! Dis whut teh wurld luks like wif glasus? No wundur yu hyoomins actin funny all teh time! Takes dem OFF, plZ!
Aaawww, kitteh, ur aiyz r teh byootifull even wiht glasez. I speshuly luvs wehn u lukz at me widdawt glasez, u haz dat fuzzy, love-struk luk.
Im in meebo room if anyone wants to chat!
Hewmin doant seez so
gud. Puts phunnee fing awn noze.
Gibs Kitteh heddayk
Kitteh duz nawt needz
“Smrt Glassez” 2 find lushuss
nommee Cheezburgr
“Smrt Glassez” nawt so
gud, ackshulee. Mebbee gibz
dem 2 klumzee Dawg
Jack.
plz du be tellin…
wut be meebo room
Aihz no stoopie….aihz jz uninformed, so plz 2 be formin me
Itz a live chat rume- here: http://icanhascheezburger.com/chat-with-us/
message board room, click on “meebo room” on right hand column, then follow directions for live chatting. sometiems nobuddy dere in meebo room,ahver tiems, meny people talking, including cheez.
course u ain’t stoopie, jess nu.
This cat is not a kiddy, but the angle showing his round face, and a happy little overbite, and ….well he just looks like an eager cute kid getting into his first pair of eyeglasses…When I was young I thot they was so cool…course now at 400 years old, it be not so great, and I is resisting now…sigh
Ah bleeve u has mai staipplr
Eeted mah post!!!
I fink dis kitteh looks a lil like teh E.T.
Sumpin ’round teh mouf.
Yah dis kitteh haz da grayt espreshun, liddle smile on da kitteh lips, shinee eyezez all eeger fur lookin at da fayce tingie…
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I no can has lasik
Mine aysez has weerd cornea tearing ting happening, an reeellleeee bad astigamaticsism, no I doctor wood taek da chance. Is much sad, VA duz it at Kerlan Job Center fur liek $300 per aye fur veteranses!!! So I just keep gettin da spensive glasses, eben moar spensive nao I need da bifurcals…. sigh…
Oh, B. So sorry ta hears about u trrubles. Will the corneas ever get better, or can they be replaced???
I hz the bad astigamaticsim too… can’t wear contacts and haz to pay lots of monies to get the multi focus lenes, an they don’t work all that well. Also has to have glasses jus for the computer, but my eyes aren’t all that bad…not deteriorating or anything like that. Hope it gets better for you. You never know…..there may be foundations that would pay for you to get your corneas fixed/replaced…hope so!!!
ROFLMAOPIMPWTFBBQ!!!1!! Did anyone notice that the ads at the top of the page are ALL for Lasik surgery?????
i can haz cheezeburger pimp site ???
Uz reads the posts then markits to our comments
Reading wut peeps share, then choaking dem wiff adds about wut they write wen sharing personal…..although posted thoghts is CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY !!!!!!!
WTFing CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY !!!!!!! I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS BUY A DAMN THING FROM ANY COMPANY’S ADS THAT ARE A RESPONSE TO COMMENTS POSTED HERE. F U !!!!!!
I notice that on a fairly regular basis the ads at the bottom of the page are somehow related to the post. I think the Google ad thingy takes the subject / header of the post and pulls ads for keywords.
Yeth, i writes In Cold Blood.
i can has frames like Shana……
Wut a sweet face and shiny lidul smyl. Kitteh loox lyk my Artie. FTW pitchur!!!!!1!
kew cheezy 80’s synf pop
“‘Gud hevenz Miz Sakamoto – Uy’r boutyful!”
SCIENCE!!!
I are Atticus Finch kitteh. I are defendin’ Boo Radley in “To Nom Teh Mockingburd”
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