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waitin til lasik gitz cheaper

waiting til lazik gets cheaper

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

scribbleed

Floor cat can c u mas-… noooo!!1!1! takes glassus of!!1!

 
splosive hed

NOW I can see what u did ther!

 
 
Annie

I noes whut u meen, kitteh. Insurance mostly won pay for lasik……..*sniffle* *cry*

I can see furebber!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kit

Teh lazer isurjery is too xpensive for me 2. So insted i must has contaks.

But dis kitteh here… wif glasz, wont teh lazer kitteh vishon get chargd, like a magnafying glasz? He be goinz round startn fiares EBERWHER!!!

Annie

Ha!! Yea, ur prolly right!!!

His glasses look kinda like mine!!! He has bery good tayste

 
 
 
LamontCranston

I can has lightning-bolt scar?

grammykatz

onlee de shadowz knoes…hee hee hee

 
 
sillyannz

lol!! me too, kitteh, me too.

“Miss Munnypennee, kindlee stawp flirtin wif 007 an get teh Prym Minnystir awn teh fone!”

 
D.R.

An evryfing heer haz de 66 voats.

:(

What de hek hapind?

Good luk cheez croo, we needz ur halps…

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Well, at least ur GETTING voats, I’m gettin neither burgerz nor voat count.

sillyannz

Janet, wut browser ar u using? It wern’t werkin fur me on Firefox, but Internet Ecksplorer 7 is awl un-burger-borked nao, fank Cheez!

lowly grunt

firefox is working for me but there seems to be an ad for Ann Coulter at the top of the page

This site MUST be borked…..

karen

ann coulter…….she is full of PLEH!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!!

 
stend

oh hai thx for the glasses now I can see that ad at the top of the page… ann coulter AIEEEEE!!! TAKE THE GLASSES OFF !!! TAKE THEM OFF !!!”

I can’t see burgers, ratings OR ann coulter (safari on mac) - I’ll trade ratings not to look at that witch tho…

 
reba

can’t see nufink on mai mac wif safari, but firey foxes wurcs ‘k

 
 
grammykatz

duz weez MUST haz poloi…perli…voting party commentary arreddy? iz ztill a long tyme till our secret votingz happenz…do we haz to talkxz religion and politics HERE TOO? boring. kthxhbai

heddesk ** SPLODES **

 
homescribe

oh noes … Ann Coulter …. i bet she eatz kittehs for brakefast

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Well, I, liek Stend, am safari on Mac - and I don’t see Ann Coulter, either. (Is she REELY there - muzt be um kind of a joak.) But I lurves mai burger voatz eben moar than I haetz the AC - so, halp us, cheez n tofu - you are our only hope.

 
 
 
Kim

These last 3 pics are all great! Makes for a happy morning.

 
 
madmarkus

And wif an ickle halp, he removez hiz glassez to becumz SUPAHKITTY, sworn deafenderz of cheezburgers!

Kim

An noooobody can tell dat SUPAHKITTY iz saem as mildmannurd kitteh.

 
divageek

Iz burd? It nawt playne, stoopy hoomin.

Iz playne? Nawt playne, needer!

It SUPAHKITTEH! OMGFTWBBQ!!!!!!111

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Is OK. We awl know whut u mean, and whut u mean is ur usual VERY PHUNNIIE.

divageek

Fank u foar saying. :) I tries.

——

Senut confurmation heerings continyooed:

Kittah nominee foar Attorney Generalz: Wy I heer ennyhao?

Senatur: Mr. Kitten, you have been nominated for the office of Attorney General of the United States.

Kittah: Whut dis “nominated”? Duz it has to do wif NOM NOM NOMs?

Senatur: Lunch will be served at the break–

KIttah: Nobuddy going to NOMinate me! I are not taystee or nootrishus! (runs away)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Dear Divageek - Thank u so much! Ur “Senut confurmation heerings” series iz wun of teh best I hav ever red.
Iz dis teh End ov teh Tail - now dat the Kittah has runned away? Or iz a sequel (I hopes) forthcuming? Purrhapz Kittah cud be interveud to be Whyte Haus spokezkittah? Kittah cud hav brilliant career.

 
 
 
 
sillyannz

mah Supahkitteh. Him ar completlee nacheral-looking an fools evrywun.

 
bubbyscranky

I go saves werld laters, is nap times.

 
 
 
LBeeeze

I can haz 84 votes too ???

 
LBeeeze

Soooo soooooo mach of de wierdness

ebberybodie getz sam numbber votes as kyoot kitteh pic !!1!!

so mach lob 4 ebbery 1

*sigh*

 
Froot Loop

This is the best pic to come through here in a while. I love this pic.

 
 
Dustbunny

Nebbermind de Lasik, kitteh. Glasses makez you look smarter!

karen

Lasik give kitteh de lazer eyez. Shinee!

stend

I can just see them sitting nose to nose

“OK hold still… ZAP !!!”

 
 
 
Lucy

AHHH! Dez X-ray glasses makin me stuff I don wanna see. DO NOT WANT!

kitsunerina

trai da 3D glassis… den yu can c whut teh Doctor sees!

 
 
LBeeeze

Buttttttttttttttt

den kitteh inhairuts 12 millyawn monnies frm great ant zue

den goes ta getz da lazur sited aihez

wen major malfunkshum happenz durin lazur surgury

kitteh naow haz super powrz

lazur boltz ov litenings shoot frm kittehz aihez

suddenly dat stoopie barkie dogg next dor is no longer a problum….

nue house kitteh den says to super lazur sited feline

howz u do dat ?!!??

LBeeeze

no goggies waz feared or harmed durrning writingz ov dis storrie

juz storrie aih tellz kitteh ta mak her beeleev she haz da powerz

who aih kidding ????

kitteh noes she haz da powerz !!

naow aihz blushee

 
 
divageek

Becaws we awl has sell fones nao, SUPAHKITTEH nawt has fone boof to change from Klark Kent kitteh to supaheero. Must use covured litturbocks. Is a littul tight in dere.

BonzoGal

ROFL, I’d luv 2 see a moobie uv dat- bery dramatikal seen uv mild mannurd kitteh rushing in2 covvured litturbocks, litturbocks shakes an litturz comz flyin owt, an den emerjez teh SUPAHKITTEH!

colleen

His odor after the transformation should know the baddies to the ground….unfortunately the goodies too, sigh….oh wait, mebbe he air out when he flies!
K is all good

 
 
bonjee

Tank gawd supahkitteh has showrt fuzz cuz if hes got long hayrs, the poopies gets stucks to toe furs.

But then, maybes dis be good. Sekrut wepuns! Bettah than silly peepul’s invenshun utility belt. Resiklible. Recharjible.

GO SUPEHKITTEH!

 
 
 
Philene

no more confushun. astigmatism alls gones. eiz seez jekyl n hyde much bedder noaw. kthxbai

 
Sabretoof

Kitteh sez: Deeze glassiz match mah lipglawse perfiklee! Duz mah eer looks ok wen ah weer it off too duh syde like dis?

(cheeseburgerz wont nest below this level)

(when’s the last time you’ve seen a nest of cheezburgerz anyway?)

divageek

SUPAHKITTEH wud perteck defenseless nest ov cheezburgers bai NOMing dem.

Sabretoof

Teh liddul cheezburgrz wud say, Are u shuer wee bee sayfr in ur belee?

 
 
 
KittehPhan

Rrroddy Pipercat sez, “I’yv come to kik azz & choo cheezburgerz and I’m all outta cheezburgerz!”

keogh

ROFL.
They Live FTW.
I lurved taht muuve.
Cuz it wuz cheezy.
MMMMM. Cheez

B!

Ma hubby luv it too, showded me it, I laff. He nawt tink it cheezy. He tink funnee sumtiemz, but I lurves him muches!!

 
 
 
duffy

EWG! Dis whut teh wurld luks like wif glasus? No wundur yu hyoomins actin funny all teh time! Takes dem OFF, plZ!

 
Jude

Aaawww, kitteh, ur aiyz r teh byootifull even wiht glasez. I speshuly luvs wehn u lukz at me widdawt glasez, u haz dat fuzzy, love-struk luk.

 
ManfredMom

Im in meebo room if anyone wants to chat!

 
Jack Deth

Hewmin doant seez so
gud. Puts phunnee fing awn noze.
Gibs Kitteh heddayk

Kitteh duz nawt needz
“Smrt Glassez” 2 find lushuss
nommee Cheezburgr

“Smrt Glassez” nawt so
gud, ackshulee. Mebbee gibz
dem 2 klumzee Dawg :-)

Jack.

 
LBeeeze

plz du be tellin…

wut be meebo room

Aihz no stoopie….aihz jz uninformed, so plz 2 be formin me