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Cheezburger Network Blog
oi kitteh! U give lolrus back bucket!
“Noe, dat nawt mah bukkit. Mah bukkit wuz blu an wuz nawt foowl uv kitn.” -Lolrus
“It also was nawt metal kthxbai”
This iz what I get for stealing ur waterz
In Soviet Russia….
in soviet russia, kitteh warez xtra fur dat himz took from a frozen wully mammuf karkass 2 fend off teh xtreem cold uv teh sibeeriyan wintur. ^_^
sorry, kitteh, but dat’s some stranj fur. maybee dat’s wi kitteh looks so p1ssed.
himz fur is purdy. u stay off ‘im.
Ai reskewed a bebeh dat lookt lyke dis. Wuz gonna call herz “Motley” but thot it mite hert herz feelines.
But Tortie bebes R da foolz… Motley iz good naem, unless yoo hates Tommy Lee Kat…
So, did u jest calls her Crue?
Actually, I ended up naming her Polly Walnuts.
Polly Walnuts—– now THERE’s a name to live up too LOL
) love it!
Kitteh loos liek Stalin wif da moostash an eyebrowzes!!
Mebbee kitler? LOL! Girl Kitler!!
In Soviet Russia, buckets is bourgeois luxury! You has to carry water in your ushanka like proper Soviet proletariat!
Soviet Rushin kitteh sez “Spasiba!”
Joo Velkum!!
(will this post stay? kitteh may be perceived as POW… wayt to see…)
luv yer sar-kat-sm
Or is teh bukkit stressded cuz it has a kitteh in it? Think of the lolbukkits!
KITTEH IS CLEERLY DISTRESSED! IT OBVIOUSLY WAS FORCDED INTO TEH BUKKIT BAI HEARTLESS BASTARD HOOMIN JUST FOAR OUR AMOOSMENT! I KNOES DIS BECAUSE I CAN AUTOMAJICALLY TELLS WHUT A KITTEH IS THINKING JUST BAI LUKKING AT A PHOTO!
Either that or it’s photoshopped.
Um, why does I gets teh feelings I just PO’d a bunch of people?
I tinkx dat be VERU funnie! I tinx eberywun overreacted a bit wit teh pritty whyte kitteh. She’s still nawt back! I”M gettin PO’d about taht!!!
if u PO’d dem wif dat commint, dey desurv 2 b PO’d. ^_^
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FUNNY COMMENT???!??!?!
“DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
Me no po’d. yoo iz too funnee TB!
I iz 2 bizzy LAWLS 2 b postin. Teh “photoshopped” comment wuz teh cherree awn teh sundae. WIN!!!
YEAH, LOOK AT DIS KITTEHS EYEBROWS!!! DAT KITTEH IS SCOWLIN, I TELL YA, SHE UPSET! SHE KIN NEBBER EXCAPE DAT BUKKIT, SHE TRAPT BY EBIL PEEPS!
[brng bak da wite kitteh, plz?]
in soviet lolcat. buket has you!
It places the kitteh in th bucket…
Yes it duz, Preshus! *lolz*
Helllooo Kitterice. Quid Pro quo? You steal mah bukkit, I steal yous cheezburger? I find da propsal akseptable.
So tellz me Kitterice…duz u still waeks up 2 teh nomming of teh cheezburgers?
ok, DAT maed me LOL! Good wun Darkwolff!
YOU JUST DID NOT
WIN.
AHA!! teh bukkitburgler iz trapped at last!!! hoo gets teh 5,000 cheezburger reward???
Uh OHES!!!!!
Himz so cute!!!!
I can has repeats?
I swearz I sees this before…
Mebbe crazy tho.
Agreed. Has been done.
SO WHAT
Kitteh is demunstraytin own behaff uv lolrus’ses eberyware wut has missin bukkits. Kitteh will nawt leev bukkit ’til awl lolrus’ses is reeyoonited wif bukkits! She will stand firm an hold vijil! She will sing protest sawngs an do chantz and wayv tinyee protest sines! Neber will kitteh leev bukkit until… um… wayt… iz dat a cheezburger she smellz?
(K, u gais come up wid protest sawngs for bukkits naow…)
ROFL!!!
If I can has a bukkit, I’d bukkit in teh meownin,
I’d bukkit in teh eeeebnin, an fill it wif cheezburgerrrrrrrrrrs…
Its a bukkit of justiss! Its a bukkit of freeeeedum! Its a bukkit of teh luv btween a lolrus an a bukkit aaaall ovr dis land!
Ifs you wants it to ryme, u need to fillz it wif SAND! And duz litteh getz baffrume braik?
OMG, it’s like sally struthers. for buckets. and much, much thinner.
All we is saaaayins is give bukkits a chaaaance. All togeffers now!
Deep en mah bukkit
Ah do beleef
Dat we shal obercum sumdai.
If itz a choklit sumdai, I will obercum it purty kwik.
wair hab all teh bukets gone?
gone 2 kittehs ebry 1
wen will day eber lurn?
wen will day ebbbbbbbbber lurn?
Haz NE buddee heer seen my old lolrus bukkithed?
Kin yoo tell me where he goed?
He eeted a lot of fishies,
But it seems de good noms are nommed yung.
I just looked arown and hez gawn.
Aim sittin heer LOLin’ mahsef sillly over dat wun
WIN!!1!!11!
Hush kitteh, wutz dat sound,
Sumbuddy’s steelin bukkits all ober town!
Bukkit theeves dey strikes deep,
into yer g’rage dey will creeps…
It starts when u always afrayd
Step owt of lien, teh Man comes, takes ur bukkit awaeeee….
Dat song always remindz me of da Muppets. They did dis song on their show whun nite when I wassa kid. Me and mom and dad watched efurry week. ROFLOAO wasn’t even known back then…………
But we dood it ebry week ennyhow!! My famblee did it too!!
Dere wunce wuz a kat from Nantucket
Who foun erself set inna bukkit
Teh edges wuz hi
an kitteh wuz shy
An she figgered taht she wuz stucket.
But de bukkit sayz “wayte a minit”
It don wan no kewt kitteh in it
So catten went free
Sent da bukkit to sea
Fur Lolrus to hav it againit.
win!!1!! grate potree!
Teh sea is wyde,
Wit manee a crashin wabe,
Dat leads us 2 who noes whare,
who noes whare,
But Im strawng,
Strawng enuf to caree him,
He aint heavy, he’s mai Lolrus
I love my bucket
Oh yes I dooo
I love my bucket
I tel you tru
And when I lose it,
I’m Bluuuuuuuuuu
Oh, bucket, I love yooooooooooooooo
buckitts!!! i dun noes bout tehse buckitts to-dai,
buckitss!! tey doan understud anything you say,
buckitts!! tey ar dissrespectful, dissaproving loafs,
noizey, krazy, slooopie, lazy, lolafurs,,, an while
weare on da subject of da buckitts…
wats teh matter wit da buckitts uv toooo-daaaiii????
Hi, BonzoGal
Let meez tellz U uv a stoaree ub a lolrus named “Charlee” awn a trajikk an faytfull day
Himz was swinnun daown atz See Wurld, dreemeeng ub a Bukkitts ub fishees
When sumwun took Charlee’z Bukkitz away
Well, did itz ebber reeturn? No, it nebber returnd!
An itz fayte is stillz unlurnd
Charlee swimmz awll arownd wiff an empee tummee
It’z t3h Bukkit wut nebber returnd!
Jack.
ROFL, Kingston Trio effin RAWKS!!!
MTA reffrenze!!!! WIN!!1!1!!!!!
thot I waz onliest peep lef onna plannit who membrs Kingstone 3, no datz nowt it……ahhhhh, clingster perches, noes, dats nowt it ……..who waz dos guise?????
Yeah Kingston Trio! I had manee cultured kidhood, an mai parintz tuk me tu concertz an museums and such. I heard teh Trio live, and it was one ob teh bestest daiz ob my life! We finished with ebereewhun singin Charlie on teh MTA.
Tanx Jack, I needed dem todai.
Little bukkits on the sidewalk, Little bukkits made of tickytacky
Little bukkits on the sidewalk, little bukkiits all the same
There’s a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
And the kittehs in the houses all went to the petting zoo
Where they were put in bukkits and they came out all the same,
And there’z tabbies and there’z shothairz, and calicoz and siamese
And they’re all stuck in the bukkits and they all look just the same.
And they all play wif da skratchin postz and take deyr kibblez dry
And they all have pretty faces and the lolrus pines at the zoo
And the lolrus swims in his pen and then stares at tourists
Who take pix of catz in bukkits and they come out all the same.
And the pix get cat-shee-unned and posted and lol’d
Like blu bukkits made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same
(whew!)
I seed seez ub green, blu bukkets 2
I seed dem wash me way frum u
N I tink 2 myselfz, wut a bukketless worlb
I seed skiez ub blu, wabes ub grey.
Lookin fur muh bukkit all de dam day
N I think 2 myselfz, wut a bukketless worlb
Teh colorz ub muh bukket, so purrdy n teh skie
teh odorz ub muh bukket, bringz teerz 2 muh eye
I haz flavors ub teh fihhiez gud az burgerz too meeee,
But muh damn bukket, stil floatz on teh see.
I heerz lolruses kryin, i heerz dem moan
Teh bukkit b gone, is NAWT comin hom
So I tink 2 muhsef, wut a bukketless worrrrrrrlllllllb
Jess I tink 2 museffffffff, wuuuuuuu teh bukketlessssss worrrrrlllllllb.
With heartfelt apologies to Otis. kthksbi.
LOL. Ai kin heer teh layte lamented “Satchmo” Armstrong singin tihs.
Oh man! I thought I waz the only peeps left dat knows dat song! My granfada taught me it! He lived in San Fran where houzes dat da song waz about were builded!
momcat
drat this “puter”! I waz talken about the “little bukkits song!
Dat’s otay – I’z jus glad *sumwun* noo wut I wuz singing about!
How many bukkits mus a lolelephant seal lose
Before dey calls him a lolrus?
An how many kittehs mus git stuk in dose bukkits
to meow a protestin korus?
An how many yeers will it take fur teh wurld
To bleeve in peas, lurve, an cheezborgus?
Teh anser, mah fren
Is bukkets in teh wind
Teh anser is bukkets in the wind.
dis is teh best. thred. EVER.
an teh dylan takeoff is teh icing awn teh caek!! um, scooz me – cheez awn teh burger iz wut i ment to sae.
Memreeeees. Of the bukkits loast at seeeeee
Misty watur colored memreeeeeeees
of da wai it waaaaaaaaas
Scattered bukkits. Like the one I used to hab
Waiting for their lolrusssesss to com and get them
and gib them a jab
Cannit be dat it wuz all so simple den?
Playing wif my bukkit effury dai????????
If I hadda chance to do it all again
It tell you, i wuuud, I wuuuddd…………………
I fynd it bery ironic that a song from a musical about cat sended up in a thread on a website about cats. So when will magical Mister Mistoffelees show up? I bet Mr. Mistofelees knows soething about lolrus’s missing bukkit…..
How menny daies must a two-yeer-old live
Before hez allowd to be free?
An how many times must A B bee n A
Before hes allowd A B C?
Yes an How menny bukkits must a kitteh clime in
Before he can finally pee?
Teh anser, mah frend,
Is blowin owt yer end,
Teh anser is blowin owt yer end.
U kin gitz ennytihng u wants
At Lolrus’s Restahrawnt
U kin gitz ennytihng u wants
At Lolrus’s Reeeeestahrawnt
Wawk rite in, but dont steelz teh bukkit
Or Lolrus mite ketch u an denn — oh f***it!
U kin gitz ennytihng u wants
At Lolrus’s Restahrawnt (but only fishies)
At Lolrus’s Restahrawnt
Um, naow EVRYTIHNG has 403 voates! Tihngs is a weeee bitt borked wif de burgers.
Arlo Guthrie.
Much win.
I has only heared that song 1 other time, it was sung almost in entireety by my marching band drum major on the way to a game, I has been tryin to find it evger since. thx for the memories
AN itz wun, tu, tree,
Whut are we fitin for?
I done noe and I say go f***it
Nex stop is teh lolrus’s bukkit
An itz fi sicks sebn
Pass araound teh burgur pl8,
Wif cheeze and an keppitch insidez
Whoopee! Wif a helpin of friedz.
Fank yoo so muchez for dis wun. I wuz tryin to come up wit lyrics for dis toon, and culd nawt do it–hed wuz borked!
Gud jawb!!
I m beginnnn to suspex dat der r lotta reel ole peeps rond hear!!!
“contry jo n de FISH” too cool!!!! WINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DECLAW DIS>>>>>>>>>
BESTEST THREAD EVAH !!!!!!!
GIGGEST WINNNNNNNNNSSSSS TOOOOO AWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
FABULOSO ONE AND AWL<
TAKES A BOW < TAKES 2 R 3, be ama-zed at this!!!
Wuznit Phil Ochs befor Country Joe an teh Fishies? Is all so long ago. . .
we not bes old peeps! wes be “experienced” peeps-
just ask Jimi!
momcat
(I am gona try to membr to write “momcat”- as gascat commented to me “gascat has developed a split personality!”- wont make too many promises- iz VERY expereinced”
“Ders a kat in the bukkit dear lolrus, dear lolrus, ders a kat in the bukkit dear lolrus feed the kat”
hay l no, we wont go! Not till aur bukkit overflow”
“an iz one two three four what are fightin for? Don ask me I don give a damm, nex stop iz bukkit land…..
oh dears… I iz shown my age now
(aksuhally, I is not gascat, I is momcat to gascat)
der- mak gascat feels betta- he muuuuch yonga!
Wot do we want? BukkitZ! Wen do wee want dem? NOW!
Not hasing bukkits, wut iz it gud for, absolootely NOTHIN!
I’z fluffy, i’z huffy,
Get me a cheezburger!
I love the crazed look on its face… that’s hilarious!
Crazee? Crasee? COOORRRAAAIIIIZZZAAAYYYYY!!!!
*ahem*
insane.
tortilicious!
oh how true is that?
Every tortie I have been around has been a little or ALOT
PSYCHO!!!!
but allus fun.
I like teh plaiful kittehs.
Tehy saiz that bout calicos to.And sum sayz it bout Siamese. I snogelz em awlz
SNORGLES…surreez
Don’ kno bout uvver Siameses, but I haz a frend in Albaquirky dat haz de spazziest Siamese EBBER! Speshully iffn he get spritered wif de water boddle fer gettin inta her sewing suppliez…Mog iz rilly a good kitteh to gigglez at. Her uvver four kittehs are nifty 2.
spritered = spritZered (stoopy tired finners)
Deer Lolrus,
U want bukkit? U slip 500 cheezburgrz undar door of men’z room, Grand Centrul Stashun, five oh klok. U no wait. We count cheezburgrz, den u get bukkit bak.
U tel no wun or bukkit getz it.
Teh See Liyons (like kittehz, but in wotter)
Awwwww ‘mere kyoot kitteh, I’ll save you from teh bukkit
OK: is anyone else not getting the cheezeburger ratings? is it really just me? is it a mac thing? HALP !!!
I kin see dem. I’m nawt on a Mac.
bucket has kitteh
maiabe has cheezeburgers too for not on mai pc in dc
I’m on a mac and I have NO BURGERS RATINGS! It’s driving me crazy. I keep wanting to vote and I can’t!
HALP! HAAAAALP!
Suuma times I dont git ratins and some time I do.
And what’s with this lil “i” when you go to point to the burgers to vote?
BTW?
I dont think you were turned down on the lolfrenz group, I think the moderator hasn’t been around and depending on how long ago you asked to join, your request just kind of expires.
It’s Lisa, with the Mona lisa avatar? She hasn’t been here in forever!!!
Hope everything’s OK.
Miss teh lolfrenz
yah thats right… what on earth can she be doing? doesn’t she realize THIS is her top priority?
tried restarting my computer – still no burgers. it’s making me… twitchy. GHARRR!!!
I just tried restarting my computer, too – no burgers. Perhaps we need to hear from moar PC people. BG says she’s getting them. Hmmmm. Melissa – sometimes you get them and sometimes you don’t? What are you using? This is the first time, I think, that I’ve been suffering from missing voting burgers. And I had no idea it would cause so much anguish!
I has rating burgerz. I am on Windows XP with IE7
Windows XP with Firefox = no burgers.
Weher’d that liddle “i” come frum. I nebber sawd dat before when gibben out burgers. I moved da mouze ober the burgers and a it showed up!!??
Oops. Sorry ‘lissa didn’t see your comment up there. But anyway, I gots the little “i” too. I’m onna hp laptop running firefox on windows. I gotz teh burgers. 12:16 am Indiana time. Wah Hoo. It’s Caturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caturday, Caturday
Caturday nite’s awright
and so’s teh rest of it………heehee
Windows XP an Firefox on Toshiba lappie -I haz dem today. In da past dey wood be gawn sumtiems… Always seen em on my PC – Windows XP an Firefox on an eMachine….
When I put cursor on burgers, I get a little bubble or gerbil or sumpin…. but I kin vote ok, I tink…
Last nite I wuz gettin teh burgers fine, but nao I izn’t. WTF? O I see… last nite I wuz using IE7 an dey werked, dis mornin I using Firefox an dey nawt werkin. But I just checked IE7 and is burgerlicious, so awl is saved. Whew! (I wuz gettin twitchy, too.)
k, little optimistic der – teh burgers is totalee snafu, but at leest we awl has like elebenty-billyun of dem – gonna need a helluva lot uv bukkits to carry dem awl – i shuld just go get reddy fur werks. *sigh*
I have a PC and I have the same amount of burgers as people who have voted, so every comment has 395 votes
now the ratings are making more sense…
Invisible burger ratings…
Iz guessing Macs can no has voting burgers…I no see dem either.
(
i can’t see them either. it’s the first time that’s ever happened that refreshing didn’t fix. (i’m on a mac)
I beez seez der chee beez! I has buddy namez MAC but he iz no machine, beweeves me !!! tanks to Bast!
oh , YEAHHHHHH ./`./`./`./`< demz is muzicalizing notez fings.
On teh odder hand, I has cheezburger ratings–379 of dem fur evry comment.
Huh?
yah, me twos…ebbry kommint gots teh same rating as teh main piktur ratings.
I just gave Turkeyburger his/her 384th burger! Hope yer hongree!!!
yah, i tink mebbe peeplz wuz voting wif invizibull cheezbrgrz, dats why so menee…i kno sumtimz if i turn awf imujs [um, liek at wurk - ahem] i kin still vote eben dough dey r not vizibull.
I’m in ur bukkitz leavin u suprizes
Dratz! I was all pretty and some nitwit left black goo on the bottom of my ride.
Look at me! Need Handiwipes…big time!
nom nom nom…Fishes? Wat fishes? Der wernt none wen I got in here. (I are Scandinavain kitteh. If youz says Chewezburgers once time more I feed you ludafisk!)
It’s best with lotsa butter.
Ebbin better wid lotsa LOTSA buttah, hold teh lutefisk…
Agree dat!!! Resippee: Put nice fishee on bored. Cover wif salt an lye. leev fur a week. Frow away fishie, eet bored!
Yup – hold da ludefisk and putz de butter on fresh-off-de-griddel lefse!!1! Den dds LOTZ of strawberries jam! Nom nom nom…
my ‘puter seems to be fine, but my keybored keeps skippin letterz. yur supposed to ADDS de strawberried jamz to the buttah on the hot fresh lefse!
An I’z not so shur dat teh bored is wurf eetin, eever. Salt an lye an perfekly gud fish = teh big yukky.
plz 2 not leev suprize in mah bukkit, k? iz not nyze.
I is so pore, I lives in a bukkit.
I iz waitin for my $12 million inhairitance.
HImz naught a boy behbeh, himz a gurlllllll behbeh,, herz a caliko!!!
ebery one noes dat!!!!
Yah hello peeplz, calico kittehs are all girls, it on teh X chromosome!
hers a tortishell, teh torties awl girls to.
Oh, Mr. Smirnoff…
butt kitteh do luk lik she needz a *snorgle* n maibeee cheezburger to nom nom……
HEY Who ran that Sharpie down my nose when I was snoozing….You, you!?…that’s funny? I feel troubled for you child…you need a touch of inner peace, come closer, come closer, *BONK* BUCKET TO THE HEAD!
I agrees–it looks liek somewun took a marker and drew an arrow pointing to top of kittehs hed. Why do I has teh feelings dat on teh kittehs’ belleh is written “insert brain here”?
Home Lobotomies, Inc.
Empee bukkit 4
cormz drawz Bebee Tortee lyke
a shynee magnet
Bebee haz 2 strrrrretch
2 getz insyde. Now, howz duz
Tortee getz bakk owt?
Bukkit iz much sayf.
Smoove an kool. Bebbee Tortee
kurlz up 4 a Nap
Jack.
Jack – if only I had voting burgers, you would get 5, at least!
U can haz mine. I voted for U.
Kthanx bai
Full Metal Bucket!!
oh mai bucketz gotz a hole in it- per
Hank “kittah” Williams, Sr
and bak up singer lil freckled kittah
Okey letz pley hide n go finded mee
…Waet a minoot, i fergots hao to hide
ryte nao, I hatez bukkitz…mayks dat sawng go in mah hed…
Derez a kitteh in mah bukkit, deer Lyza, deer Lyza
Derez a kitteh in mah bukkit, deer Lyza, a KITTEH!
wal, feedz it dear Yonny, deer Yonny,
wal feedz it dear Yonny, feeds it cheezburgerz!
Siameze kitteh thinks: Deres sumthin SEREUSLY RONG wif dis transportur.
Hobbes kitteh sez “teh transmogrifier unit isn’t transmogrifiyin!”
what is that song name i know in the song it said i didn’t use to be a internet icon
wayt…dat not lolrus’s bukkit!!! lolrus’s bukkit iz plaztikk an bloo!!!
wittle kitteh juzt havin fun