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“guess what came in the mail you guyz!!!”
d4mnit, I TOLD IKEA I just needed two sets of ears, and a body!!! what, am I supposed to disassemble this one for parts?
I haz statik kling.
I iz statik king!
Ohai! U canz help uz packs now tehn since done? Key under matz, ktks.
HAY!! iz repeet of reactiv armur!!
Tubbies jacked teh site……..”AGAIN, AGAIN… whoo hooo!!!”
sticky cat iz sticky
static cling has caused kitty to reappear !!! kitty is stuck to your screen !!!
Juz when u fink diz piktor iz ovur… IT REAPPERZ!!
LOLZORZ I guezz ders moar ztyrofome in da werld den we thot.
O HAI! Mai commentz r off topic (haz nothin to do with stroganoff, either), but I putz it under Stend as everyone reedz whutever Stend haz to say). I WANT ‘KITTEH IN TEH BOX” BACK. Who will Stend with me (yez, is Les Miz ref) and write to Cheez N Tofu. Our commentz r alw gone, too. Meny phuunie thingz, not the least ov wich wuz a Jack Deth offering.
And Stend – Hoo r these peepl who refused u. That iz TOTALLY incomprehensible to me (N reprehensible ov dem). Dunt dey know u iz a STAR? Hhhmph, indeed.
Stend – joo want to has us mebbe rite lettur ov recomendzaschunz? Ah promeese dis tyme wee onleh sai gud fings, k? (Cuz joo full of WIN & AWESUM)
I agrees, I think – teh pic wuz trublsum but teh kitteh was not rilly unsafe, an the discushun thred wuz thotful. Wez not just here for teh funneh, but becuz we care.
But itz up to ChB and TB.
Duffy, I agree. Kitty was not harmed. Maybe someone will learn, from the look in that kitty’s eyes, that they generally DO NOT WANT to be shut into a box. But since the “Kitty in the Box” photo was already taken, it does no more harm to that kitty to show it. I think it should return, complete with the controversy over it.
I seconds teh call foar the return of “Kitteh in teh Box”
So moved. Yeaz n nayz? Soundz off!
Yesh! Dat fayce wuz so cute, poor bebeh! If Kitteh in trubble, kitteh get owt. Wuz onlee cardbored bawx wif plastic, no radioactiv isotope to decay and kill da kitteh!!!
If you put a kitteh in any box, or a paper bag, the kitteh will get a crazed look on him face, and get all twitchy. That doesn’t mean kitteh is upset or sceert. He’s just gettin feisty and playful-like. If that kitteh in the toy box in the picture didn’t want to be there, you know he’d be jumping out in two seconds. Kittehs love to be messed with, and no harm was coming to the one in the box. Do those people protesting the picture get offended by stuffonmycat.com ? Do they think those kittehs are being abused? We obviously all love the kittehs – why you got such a susspishus mind?
um – I was up in LA all day and missed the controversy… did I somehow become the ‘pro’ side for that photo?
see what happens when I take a day off? ;o)
thanks for the job rec offer !!! I may have to take you up on that – I need something until school starts back up !!!
Wuz da whyte kitteh in da toy kitteh bawx, kitteh had sad skeered fayce. Sum peepull thot kitteh trapt in da bawx. Bawx had da Japanese writings on it, an karaCATchoor uv ebil lookin whyte kitteh on frunt.
A few trolly comments, most just sad whut a sad fayce kitteh had, but cood tell kitteh nawt in danger or distress, just a grayt cam captchoor ov sad fayce kitteh prepayrin to exscape!
legul profeshunlz, arrobix instruktrz, amachur proktolojists and whutnot
yew noes, teh yuhzhuwul suspex
“Donut do dis, PLZ DONUT DO DIS”
how can u taek a dai off frum cheezburger site? thiz addicshun is maekin me looz my job soon.
Static Kitteh iz illektrified!!11!!
Dont yu hayt it wen yu go to pet a kiti in dry kold n yu pull sparx frum ther eerz n they luk at yu lyk “Wut? Wut i do dat yu zap me so?”
Ah hayte dat so hard…
Den dey sai to selfz: “Hai wen stoopy hooman has herow-lyke powerz of dah elektrik zapperz? Werld dominaschaun has mebbe been sett bak a beet…
Inna coldtime, my kittehs com for snorgles, but when I reeches for dem dey duk their heds waitin to get da ear snap over wit.
LOL we beep kitteh nozes heer…inna winter de firss beep izza snap en dey skweez dere eyz shut fr it. 2nd beep iz a regyulr beep.
I can has eztatic plz
I iz camoflagin – goin to snow brb
Watch ouut kitteh! Iff u no loze deh packin popcorn U mai end up liek kitteh not sent 1st klass!
Worze, U cud be send 2 countree dat DOEZ NOT HAS CHEEZBURGERS!!!
Oh noes!!!
Oh noes! Dat wud be terreeable! Jah totalleh will haz ruff ryde in dah postal truk wifout dah pakkinz appropree-ate…
Wot kind of countreez no has chezbargars?!?!?! Dis is an abominaschaunz!
*EDIT* Abomi-NATION, k tx bai
i can has abominibble snowcat.
Noes cheezbugerz in India. Has yummy Chicken Tika Masala instead.
Oooh, Masala! NOM!
Box full of styrofoam? No, of course I haven’t been playing near it. Why do you ask?
Static cat is highly attractive.
But two static cats is highly repulsive.
Kitteh iz sum kidz siense projekt.
“Wut yooz meen ah hafta go to skool todai?”
FTW!
Okey
I eeted all ur stuffs
Nao wut did u wan mee ta put in der bocks?
um – is it just me or are the cheezburger ratings GONE ???
Not gone, but the site seems to be slightly borked in a weird way – text on top of text that moves around with no warning. Makes my eye twitch.
Mai commntz keep jumpin around, 2. Den ai get a littel idnikater dat tells me I hasn’t voted for picshur/comment yet, “powrd by JS-Kit”. Don’t noes about any of dat. Neber c it befoar.
Broadcatsmews …. giggul. Luv ur naym!!
Thanks! Back at cha!
OMG THE SITE IS DEMONICALLY POSESSED !!! QUICKLY – how do you perform an exorcism on a cheezburger ???
the ratings are gone – GONE !!! OMG I didn’t realize how I’d miss them… my life is bereft !!! WITHOUT MEANING !!! wherever shalllll I GO ??? whatever shalllll I DO ???
QUICK !!! someone get me a paper bag – I’m hyperventilating !!! OMG I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS !!! THE WORLD IS OVER !!!
( see above for why I’m retraining for medical, NOT tech support or anything in computers )
( we now return you to our irregularily scheduled hysteronics )
OH THE HORROR !!! THE HORROR !!! ( etc. etc. )
I caint halp butt luvs u stend!!!
stend – TAYKE MAH HAND!
Dis! Dis iz y i lurv to be reedin all bout cheezburgerz, kittehs, bukkits, and stuf. lolfrenz ar teh goofyest, teh funnest, teh weerdest in all teh intertubes! Stend and hiz demenshua FTW!!!1!
gud fing eez we all has dah demenshua so all ebens owt. ^^
CBSB sed butt luv [snickr] Iz good kind? Liek when kitteh shows yoo der butt after yoo pet an schnorgle dem? LOL!
Yah, I posted a cooment at liek 3 dis am, got a weerd error message about activatin Brians sumpin in da secon level comments or sumpin. Den my pooter went nutso an I turned it awf an went to bed. Took almos 20 minnitz to shut down, too. weerd.
my puter dun saem wen I try to print pikcherz. 2 day latr blu screen o deth. had to mail to dell for replayse muthrbord. back soon dey telz me. kthx.
saftey hint: kitteh + puter + glazz o watr = DO NOT WANT. replayse kybord, hard driev n nao muthrbord. syh.
Dood, I thinks maybe u needs to think about a career in a moar “low-stress” environment…
wanna hear something funny? the thing I’m retraining for is all about having people not stress out… I’m retraining to inject people with antimatter emitting radioactive glucose to look for metastatic cancer, and they aren’t supposed to move while they’re on the table emitting radiation, because then you get false positives due to muscle glucose uptake – plus, they’re freakin radioactive (for a while, depending), which, you know, kinda makes some people wig out so you have to be like “oh, no, this is really no big deal – just don’t go near any airports or borders for a while cause homeland security will be all over you … oh, just carry this little card saying you’re supposed to glow in the dark, no biggie really …”
I’ll just have to save my freakouts for on here ;o)
Put yer hed between yer knees…
…and kiss ur ass goodbye…
In teh name of teh Cheddar, teh Bun, and teh Whole Beef Patty, I cummand teh
ebil spirts to DEPART!!!
…wher’d teh ketchup an mustid go?
Oh, Duffy! How I wish I had some voting burgers! How did you DO that! It’s brilliant.
*points to empty burgers place*
Lisa Simpson … FTW!!
O hai! Just tidying up here.
*props to El Bassano*
ohh hai, goin hidin in styrofom factoriez, soone I will pwn all cheezburgers };->
DESXSS
Kitteh haz atrackted Klingonz.
Catbus carriez ghost baybees 2 ghost skool.
SO MUCH WIN & LAFF! ^^
Kitteh need fabric softer on him tung to stop da static curse. (Off Thread)
It’s true! Thinking in Lolcat IS dangerous. I went to a cafe and bought coffee. Since I wanted to take it out, I needed a top. I *thought* I was thinking in standard English, but I’ll bet you can guess what came out of my mouth: “I can has drink hat? Kthx!” The woman looked at me like I’d just arrived on the 10:15 from MArs and I laughed so hard my coffee ended up all over the counter. Didn’t need drink hat after all. Does anyone rember the great post on the syntaxt and vocab. of lolcat? She was the genius who came up with Drink Hat. I’d love to copy and save that post but I can’t find it. Does anyone remeber where it is? Kthnxbai!
I don’t. But that’s just freaking awesome. XD
I write a lot of stuff at work. I’ve often looked up at my screen to see things like:
“U can haz speshul dealz!!”
Thank god for spellcheck, or I’d have no job.
BTW, drink hat is awesome.
Yes!! lolcat has ruined my spelling! I am writing cover letters (as am looking for a job) and I write:
“I has speshel assistanator ov teh exekuutiv kynd.”
I don’t even know what that means!
(Trying to get a job as an executive assistant. May I please just say PLEH!! DO NOT WANT!!!! But that’s where all my experience is. Oh, happycat, please 2 shyne ur luv rays upon meh an halp meh git gud jawb!)
CBSB Ah hopez u get gud job, joo totallee has dah tekknikal skeelz Ah wud luk fur in a profeschaunal comradd…Ah has send u gud lukk vybez tu get gud happeh job fur joo!!
Fanx, Mystique!! I can feele dose gud vybez!!
Ai wuz Exec. Assssssistant 4 a wile, it ledded 2 over tings- u no, Admin skillz r translaytabul 2 “Marketing Coordinator”, wich iz much moar inneresting. Mebbe chek owt doez kinda jobs?
Gud luk, may happy cheezburgers rain down upon u! (Nawt litterally…)
BonzaGal:
U can mayke a vrey gud poynt. I can has aspirashens!!
I wuz wunse a admin asst, den a kustomer serviss rep, nao a marketin manager.
U can talks ur wai into anyfingz, if u tries! Espeshully if awl ur lolfrenz pull fur u!
no tyme 4 job!
Needin new laptop. jus spit diet coke all over. u r teh funnay! ftw!
mah hubs can has lolcat infliktd on him. he not appreciate it. not get wy pikcher o cat wif capchun & creativ spelling iz funny.
i skeerd mah sermon come out in lolcat some sunday.
“And teh Jeebus did comes foarth, and casts hims blessingz on teh peeps, and frum teh bukkit dere cames a great menny feeshes, and burger buns, but dere were no cheezburgz to be had.
And teh peeps wuz all ‘Whoa, Dood! WTF? Where’d all dese feeshes comes frum?’ and it wuz grate, ackshully, but wif dis also came a wailing and gnashing of teef, and teh peeps cryed ‘Prayse teh Jeebus, who has given us teh nom noms withowt endings, but whar be teh cheezburgrz? We meanz, we knoes dey is nawt rilly all dat kosher and awl, but c’mon–we’re talkin’ cheezeburgrz heer, dood! Oh, and could we also has a tsty bvrg nao? Dese feeshes is teh salty. Kthxbai.’ ”
Something like that?
Oh mai goohdniss TB….yuve killed meh wif teh lol an teh spewin ohn teh screenz ‘n keybowrd…
i wood trabel long timz to heer diz sermonz!
win!! win!!1! triple win!!!!11!!!1!!!
damn, i nearly spewed cherry koolaid all over my keyboard on that one
FT-ultimate-Win!!
Haddeeloolah!! Preech awn!
Jebus wud sed, “Sorree giez, cheezburgurs isnt been inventid yet, but I beez good wif teh tastee bevrijes! Ask mah Mom – I baled owt a weding resepshun for her wuns!
But onliest remember: you gotst to SHARE!!!!”
And behole, all teh cats sed, “oh. well in that caise – Ize goin bak to Egipt. kthxbai.”
OMG U rite awssum sermin. I LOL, best ever!
I can has lolbible?
I wud go 2 ur church 2 heer a sermon liek dat…might getz more parish- pereesh- ppl 2 comz 2 ur church…u has yummy potluck dinner after srvcs? I maek da cheezburger cass-rolls! (Iz nu 2 lolspeak, I tries tho!)
Ur lolspeak is just fine. If Ai had to picks on sumthing, it wud be teh use of “Iz”. Could be cornfused for teh hoomin wurd “is”. Ah bleev teh propurr gramatikkajull fraze wud be “I is”. Some purrists wud disagrees with meh, and say dat is ackshully “I has nu to lolspeek”, but ai thinks dat both foarms are ackseptabl.
Ai wud say dat “I’z” wud be asseptibul. Mebbe. YMMV.
Also, “Ai’s” or “Ai’z” cud wurk. Butt Ai agree wid TB, “I is” or “Ai is” scans bettah.
“I beez” is gud tu.
at potluk dinnr here we can has hambls. (not harbls!!1!) Much noms in dere. Mabe not bettr dan cheezburger but noms evenso.
Mmmm…Honeybaked Hams….
Mah boyfrend has says “DO NOT WANT” when I LOLCAT
Telle hyms u DO NOT WANT as boyfren!!
O Lucy Ah has kno howe joo feelz! Ah has becum so akkustum to dah LOLspeak dat at werk (Ah r marketin direktor – vocab n grammarz beh mah jobz), writin dah emailz n makin adz in LOLspeak eez vry funneh but Ah fink onlee LOLfriends can has apprescheation…Ah weel gib sum instansez:
“Pls 2 b lettin meh kno wen dah fax come in”
“Ah can has u stapler?”
“Nuyce upgraydes, gud fur hole fambly!”
*To printer wen eet jamz* “DO NOT WANT!!!!”
“Pls 2 be not has tayke mah pen wif no ask, k tx bai”
Deez fings all tru & also is innerchangeeble wif email OR talky…scarez some peeps jeis but eez okeh Ah not mynd so mausch…dey just go awai n not bodder meh faster. (DO WANT)
Ah juss worree cuz Ah caughted mah step-dautter sayin “Oh hai” to answer dah tebefone dah udder dai… o.O Ah has infekted manee udders wif dah LOLspeak nao.
(Een LOLwerld dere iz NO SPELLCK)
Oh u made me laffs so hard!! I fink drink hat is gonna be my new favorite sayins.
i have to watch myself with the lolspeak on facebook, my friends just donut get it.
Do you have any idea how often I speak in LOLcat?
or, to be more accurate Do u has ne ideez dat I has speak LOLCAT FTW?
I can’t help it, I speaks in lolcat alla time too. I iz always saying “I can has” dis or dat. My co-workers has no idea whut I’m talkin about. Dey is cultural ignoramuses. Donut even know who Amy Winehouse is! Nobody to share gossip wif in office. Feh
Yez, Ive been katching meeself doing LOLspeak when I do email. Iz agree – gud thng for spellchek,,,, Sumtims I see picktures in newspaprs I want to Lolspeak capshuns…
we bee new “subculture”
I alwayz askt fur hat an coat when I goed to Buckeez. Need hat an coat fur ma hawt! De barreeestrz in LA alwayz knoed whut I wanted when I askded fur it, an I ignore stayrez ov stoopy peepull who dun unnerstan me!
Hat iz drynk cuvver, coat iz cardbored thing goes arouwn hawt cup fur holdin. Onlee tiem yoo need hat an coat in LA iz fur Buckeez!
ya mah frenz getd skayrd wen ai speeked in lolcat rayndumleh wun dai. yusuly ai taeks speshul cayr wen ai tauks tu yuse rilly gud gramurz n stufs, but den fur sum reeson ai wuz juss liek, “do whut nao?” an mah frenz sed “… what?” dey has a confuuuzhun.
mah lolspeek impruuv?
iz nachral no danjrus. findeeng tru nrkitteh – HappyCat spirit.
Ai iz speech languij patholojist . I has big truble wif LOLcat. Butt ai haz luv 4 all U gud LOLcat riterz…U R all vry inteli…intellu…intella..smart and phunnie. Ai haz edukashun frum U!
We r bery edumakatored. I doan’t has temptings 2 speek LOLcat, but I duz has trubbls NAWT 2 rite it at wurk, speshully in emayulz. An ai iz teh Korporayt Kommoonikayshuns manijur at wurk… lawlz… “We can has teh press reeeleese naow?”
ikea ketteh 2.0.
s&h is 100 dollas, tho.
iz alreddy assembld tho, which iz a plus! most Ikea stuffz are a real hedscritcher 2 put 2gether! I paez shipping for de kyoot kitteh!
wyyyyyyy? shepen iz 100 dollas. dat iz outragos.
Iz no Vandegraff genratr
Plz to stop siens exprmnt plz
Warrior Kitteh: “JOO CANNEA PENETRATE MAH HI-LEE TECHNICALZ ARMOURZ! FUR SPARTAAAA!!!1!”
Wuz tinkin along simlar lines.
Up-armored Humvee kitteh sez, im in ur war zone, savin ur dudes frum teririst boms! Mah armor iz speshully reaktiv! Booyah!
Kan u tayk box 2 post offiss an maykes postege 2 Timbuktu?
Noe, I dunt noe wear dog is.
Kthxbai.
LOL!
Strypee Kitteh helpz
sillee Hewmins kleen upz mess.
Kan haz petz naow, plz?
Packeeng peenutz haz
no flavur…. Pleh! But arz much
phunn 2 batz arownd
Strypee Kitteh haz
much adoreeng fanz. Hangurrz
awwnz an t3h groopeez
Jack.
Plz see August 4th for funnee remark. kthxbai.
Srsly, WTF? Is dis picshur dat gud dat it haz to be reposted in less den a momth? Is it just dat teh other submisshuns owt dere has that much suxxor?
Has u seen all teh pictures of the black kitteh in box with a hole lookin like a tv. Dat has more incarnshuns than a boodist.
those r all on da voting page btw.
grrrr…incarnayshuns is what i meants.
I can haz deja vu?
Iz in ur kichen…bein a popcorm bawl.
Popcorm bawl? nom-nom-nom…
Joo commentzes has a flavor! nom nom nom!
mmmm, popcorm bawl! yummy! will maek soon foar teh halloweenz! mmmmmmmm!
Lolz–popcorm bawl.
I can has deja vu all over again?
U can, but u has to share with teh rest of us…
…Wut u meen dem not fude?
The Moral of the Story: Nebber ebber hire kitteh to pack ur Ebay shipments fur u.
Nebber hire a kitteh to do anyting. They jus taek de monies and go gits the cheezburgers and den has naps. Kitteh=bad werker.
that has lolosity
)
LOL!
These pictures almost make me want a cat!
WHAAAAAAAAT???? U NO HAVE KITTEH……..hmmm — suspect u as dog luvin spyies r us *looks intently* (D)(D)
lol
NO KITTEH!? U can no haz reel life till U noes teh joi of beein ownd bai a kitteh. Or seberal kittehs eben bettr! Der iz still taim, get a snorgleboi or snorglegurl and feel teh luv!
I wrote a haiku.
But it never showed up here.
Something isn’t right.
u rited a us a powemm
but teh koment sekshun eated it
Office cat says…I’ve had it with you brain-deads with no memory sticking me with your post it notes. I aint the mail clerk… Dood can’t cruz without somebody sticking it to me….
RRRRRRRwwwwowrl.
monday morning office cat sayz:
oh itz nothing – just kut maiself shaving.
RONG cheezburgers not n taht box
Ummm…dis new kine of kitteh littur not so grate akshully…we can chanje bak to teh piney sawduts kine? Teh ole kine smelz betur too. kthx.
klumping kitteh litter is klumping.
Well hewwo! Welkum to mai kloset!
Styrofoem iz alwayz grate. I ware alot of it!
It be looking good on meh and mai figyoor . . .
Iz bery glamurus. I yoosed 2 b afrayd uv bein glamurus, but naow I luv it. Naow come an see teh ginormus paynting of mahself I has in teh libbing rume…
Dis kitteh luks purrturrbded, lyk, stoopy hoomins putted dah box here fur to hav fun tymz jumpinin, but DO NOT WANT..its gots serprizzezz on itz insiders…NOT phunnee at all….hairumpfh…
Fer cryin out loud….Why can’t you just buy a pet carrier like NORMAL people?????
Unpacked cat is unpacked
Too funny! I sent it to my sister who just moved yesterday, and this kitty looks very much like her own lady Grey ..
Monica Lewinskitteh!
(it aint pakkin foam)
eeeeewwwww! do not want!!!1!!!
Some assembly required.
dat garfield tryd to send me to abu dhabi agen!
K ready. Dont send airmale, I’z skered too fly.
i is a marshmallow!
it soooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!