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hello! i just wanted to check in seein’ as how i hasn’t been on in a while and ever tyme i get on i dun see nowunz ai noes on the tawkin’ list! (hee! mai lolspeech got goinz onlee ‘bowt haffway troo dere.)
Hallo IQB! Ware u bin?
werkin’. pleh. is crazee here nowadayz.
I jus dropped in to see wut condishun my condishun was in
just call me ‘ol blue eyes
Hims duz has gorgus eyes!
Wow!! Are they evur!! An luv teh orinj noze also!! Tihs bebeh is gorjus!
(If a litul – intentse.)
Dey luks liek mai eyez! @_@
Dey iz mush byootimus eyes!! No vary offern yoo see big kittah wif blu eyes. Yooshually jes in teh bitty bebbah kittah.
Yu see it all teh tym in teh Ayzhun breedz. Kullerpoyntz n such.
I gotz too blu-ide kittehs rite now. Both moggies, but yu kin tel der wuz a kullerpoynt in teh fambly tree sumwer.
mah frankencat haz de serius blu eyes. he ginormus teddy bear kitteh wif stripy lilac poynts and dem blu, blu eyez.
did u no if u taek flash pikcher of blu eye cat dey glo red insted of yello liek reglar eye cat?
Ooooo yeh. Mi Caliban haz teh blu blu eyz – n getz teh demon-eyz wen teh lite katchiz him juuuuust rite.
Dis be beautiful cat…..I can take hims home?
Dis be beautiful cat—– I can take hims home?
nawt if i getz to himz furst!
da frank zinatra of kittahs
yes, himz is da old blue eyes! him did it hims way…dat’s for sure!
Yah, I faylz tu see ehneefing but tu inkredublee blu aiyz. Iz hipnutaiyzin.
kitteh’s eyes r so blue tehy cullered teh capshun.
iz dey reel or photoshop?
mai gess iz photoshop. teh shot would’ve had 2 b rilly well lit 2 get teh bloo 2 come owt laik dat.
awwwww… dat jus burstid mah bubbul. dem luks so reeel!
Cud u pass t3h gray poop on?
butt uv coarse!!!!
yu gonna poop on mai gray? pleh, do not want.
But mai eyez do match teh font color…
Seeing ur point = FAIL
aaaieeeaiee!
quick, some frank sinatra feed here guys…whut he sing?
Doo bee doo bee doooooody….
i did it mai wai
no no, bucky katt style
I bit it myyyyyy waaaaay
muches moar bettah. i lieks. WIN!1!
yay!! yase is like bucky kat!
Oh Frankie. (swoons)
I can has flyung meh 2 dah moon …..
fli mee tu teh mune
n let mee plai amung teh starz
let mee see whut spreeng iz lik
on jupitur n marz
in othar wurdz
darleeng kizz mee…
i luvs taht song.
Dat ole blak majik haz me in itz spell…
It mus be witchkraft…
This is KCAT radio, where the screech is non-stop.
A prize to our callers, TB (no relation to the plague, BF, CBSB, and of course Duffy.
Tickets to my road show “Frank Sinatra lives on… In Me” will be mailed to you.
where in you? is he near your spleen? it can be very dangerous if he gets too near your spleen
Dese liddul katt’s bloos
iz meltin awai
Aye wontz too bee a parts of itt
Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk
iz coz teh fat kitteh et so menny smurfz dat iz filld all teh way to teh eyeballz
mai hoominz favrite wunz:
The summer wind, came blowin in – from across the sea
It lingered there, so warm and fair – to walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song – and strolled on golden sand
Two sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights – went flyin by
The world was new, beneath a blue – umbrella sky
Then softer than, a piper man – one day it called to you
And I lost you to the summer wind.
My heart be strung…Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
I has teh wurld on a string
I be sitting on a cheezburger
Got teh string around mai paw pads
Wat a wurld, wat a lyfe – I be in luv!
Awsumness.
Wehnnn aiii wuz sebenteemz, I can hazd bery gud yeer…
Dere’s a aful lotta kofee in braziiiiiil…..
Woops, dere goez anudder rubber tree…
swelligant, eligant,
wut a swell partee dis iz
hav yu herd?
it’s in da starz..
nekst july we kolyde wiv marz.
This is not relevant to my interests.
…and, quite frankly, neither are you.
(Bored yawn)
…sigh…Not all cats are loving, unfortunately!
My kitturz–who wuz da sweetestest, cuddlemostest bebekitteh–haz matured into Mr. Adolescent Kitteh-Butthead.
“Do nawt pet meh. Do nawt snorgle me. Do nuffink but feed me gooshyfuud and delishus eetsnax–oh, and corms. Lub da corms. But do nawt expect cuddleness, not eben for corms. I am NAWT a cuddlemuss no more. I haz DIGNITEE. Eben wen I bitez your anklez–I bitez dem wif DIGNITEE.”
I misses my cuddlemuss…i hopez him growz out of dis afloofness.
I no wut yu meen – we gotz a no-tuch-mee kitteh. MOST uv teh tym. Wen SHE wantz afekshun, she wantz it bad and she wantz it NOW. Yelz at yu tu kum ovr and rub under chin n skritch bak fur from base of tayl all teh wai up too eerz. Yes, bakwerdz. Against teh grayn. Mayks her luk lyk a pynkone.
But wen she DUZNT want afekshun, she haz teh utter afloofness. Even wen she sitz on yur lap cuz itz warm n kumfy – NO PET ME. Yu tri, she complayns n leevs in a huff.
I kan sit on yu, but no pet me. NO PET ME. STOPPIT. Datz it, i leeving. *flounce*
haha flounce…iz kitteh skill, dey al has it. goze wif de cattitude.
I’ve seen lots(!) of kittens grow up, and pass through the “who needs hoomins?” stage. Usually there comes a point, no predictable pattern, that they suddenly “discover people” and become sociable.
Usually.
I had enough cats that the percentage of “friendlys” always ensured companionship. (Did I actually use that word? Lord…)
Yesh, dey do seem to get a purrsunalitee change when dey get teenayjer. Sumtiemz gets bedder after da tootering, sumtiemz jus godda way, dey come arown fur a warm spot to nap evenchoolee!
I haz skarz,,, sho U dem I will,,, OMYG,,,, had me a shekittah for her hole life,,,qz alwas said,,DO NOT WANT,,, unles she wantz the effekshions….she wud bite and claw all up n down your armies,,,,OWIEEEEEEE da stuppy hoomanz yelp…. n den dey had to try again,,, argh… She neber outgru dat…. *sob…. n ai neber ooutgru tryin to petz her,,, n lubs her,,,,
liek mah billie only her to xtreem. she not no how to play, not no how to maek nice wif peeps or wif othr kittehs. no lap tiem. only way she sho affekshun iz rub hed on ur foot. iz very sad. she ten munths old wen she come to our howse. i not no wat she did befor dat cept dey declawd her old way–cut off endz o her fingrs. mabe dat wy she so wird. useto think she outgro but she leben year old nao so proly not. poor billie. mabe easyr if she ugly but she byootyful blak fluffcat wif white star on chest.
ntimidayting kat iz…ntimidayting u
Nao, could you pleez slide dat fud over heer? My massive bulk has overcome mai muscles’ ability to generate locomotion…
Is it just me, or does this kitteh kinda look liek an Ewok?
mebbe so…..and teh point iz on hims noze.
I can destroy Death Star?
I see sumwun haz been in da spyce. Checkin to maek shoor it flowz, r we?
plz watch ur kitteh for signs of spice adickshun.
Alredy gotz it, yu kan see frum teh eyz.
Iz himz teh ersatz hatrack?
now cairfull peeplz, some trolls gonna get confussy. Dat meen confuzed and blabby an stuffy an huffy. stop to mixin moovey metafors…rmembr?
Machoor kitteh sez meh. Hyoomins. Wuddebber…
Jaded Kitteh sees
humans come and humans go.
All inferior.
BLUE EYES! ^_^
Me am in LOVE!
He remines me of a footsball playur I datid wunst – he jinirally plaied nose takul and had more qb sacks to his credit than enybudy. He cud leeeeen over the line of scrimmij and stare at the center jus like this…then when the ball wuz snapped he just wawked rite over the center and skwashed the qb.
Off teh feeld, he wuz wun big hunk o’luvin. And suuuch bloo eiez!!! *sigh*
but mundai iz Caturday 2
i do it tuzdai
kthxbai
*run!!!*
fremen-kitteh waits for Shai Hulud
loaded up on cheezburgz for teh wayt……..
Thummpr iz set.
Nommy spice.
eet must flowwwwwww…
Ornree cat iz…ornree.
to sae, ‘u cannot has cheezburger becaws ur a kitteh’ is a totalee fallay… falla… stoopy argumint. WTF???!!!!!!!
u failz to be seeing mai 5 pointz!
or, i see ur point and raise u five . . .
Oooo…. is he a Spice cat?
He’s the feline version of Maudib!
I thot Muad-dib ment mowsie. But it’s been a long time since I red teh Dune
Disapproving kitteh is teh disapproovinest.
What a beauty!
ur poynt….is poyntliss.
my husband: you aren’t seeing it from my point of view.
me: i’m trying but i can’t get my head that far up my @ss.
o so much win!!1!
That cat looks like it wants revenge
Toe-tally not joynin RAT PAK.
Nitpicky cat sez ur analogeez r fawlty. Also, u haz sum green stuff stuck in your teef.
I iz James Earl Jones
Skarin u wif mah voyse
LOL- dat, or James Mason, or Sidney Greenstreet.
well hewwo! welkum to purrizon!
hello !!! and welcome to my home !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLheSKNYjM
Nao Mista Mouusy, y iz it I shood nawt bein eatin yoo?
Yoo have a fambily? Nawnsence, I eated dem allz.
Hewminz iz speekeeng
Kitteh no unnurrstandz a
wurdz dey arz sayeeng
Yes, I nawkd daown t3h
burd kayj. Teh burd insyde wuz
juss much awbnawshuss
Wutz t3h beeg deel? Awll
taht I seez is myne! Hewmiz
showwur me wiff giftz
Jack.
Kno one knowz what it’s lik to be teh sad cat, to be teh bad kat behind blue eyez. Kno one elze bites bak az hard on tehir anger, none of mai payn an woe CAN SHOW THROUGH
Ah damn u beet meh! XD
“But mah dreemz they arnt as emteh / as mah consciunz seemz 2 b..”
Kitty haz teh sad bloo eyez dis song makes meh tink of.
fulla win&awsum!
I iz Meow’Dib!
Dune kitteh sayz:
The Spice must flow!!1!
I fail to see ur point.
Kindly remoov ur hat.
you can leave your hat on
Sing it TomCat Jonez!!! Diddle-diddle deh! Full Motni!
Obleo, you don has to has a point to has a point
that, mah chubby fren, may be becoz ov Ur oberhangin brow fatz.
WOW! kitteh haz stunnin ayes!
I seez Siamese in tat woodpilz. Dem blu eyez to die forz. Beeutiful!
wau, dose is some shiny blue eyez.
LUKK INTO MI EYEZ !!!!!
GIVZ MI A CHEEZBERGR!
Look at dis! Ritin match mah eyes!
love his/her eye
The Spice must flow!!!!!
SUMMON!
BLUE EYE WHITE KITTEH!
The Spice must floooooow….
That kitty has beautiful eyes *·*
U haz purdy eyes *·*
Awaahz
Dat kitteh has deh purittiest bloo eyez (:
I iz not amyoozed