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Cheezburger Network Blog
Smells like kitteh spirit!
SMELLS LIKE KITTEH WANT A BUGARE!
Iz dat a can-opnr I hearz?
Mai kitteh, Louie, kumz to teh soun of dah coffee beez gettin grinded. meenz humanz in dah kitchen wid doez opposoble thumbs available 4 open dah catfud.
Ooooo! Wutz dat??
Happycat will pownc teh anklz of cheez & tofu as dey waltz by wit cheezburgerz
luks lak babee happycat to me
O happycat, wat has u been up to maken babees??!!??
Haurd tu tel, ez we kan’t see much asied frum GIYANT KITTEH HED.
Do Want !
now i gotz ta get wif da cheddar
Kiddeh looks a lil apprehensif. Mabbeh dangerous chzburgr? Do such a ting ecksist???
Some1 on anuther bord I go 2 posted dis pikchur:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/415259142_53fa90edc7.jpg
Needz mor cheez, n no mayo
kthxbai
Yeh, I agreez, no mayo, and moar cheez. Luks gud uvverwize…
OMG Dat’s a buutifull burger.
Iz a bacon double cheezburger. Kitteh not so sure about bacon. Might not be kosher.
forgetz de bacon — cheese + burger = not kosher (but who sed kittehs keepz kosher enywayz?)
Happykitteh debating risk ov getting skwooshed when tripping hyoomin carryin cheezburgers vs oddz of cheezbrgr hitting floor within nomming distanse.
GOEZ FOR IT!!
YESSS!! Dasis why u EAT dem! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!
>hedsploshun wit kewt<
Is that the reincarnation of the original Cheezburger cat? This kitteh is FTW!11!
Testing! Testing! Bebeh Happicat tests all senses!
Ears – hear sizzle of burger – check.
Eyes – see human standing near stove -check.
Whiskers – feels the heat from stove wafting thru the air- check.
Nose – smells tastee burger with melting cheez – check.
Tongue – waiting patiently for its test of finished cheezbuirger!
Iz n mai cave. kinda small akchewally.
Whew! That was close! Just do “the Look” from my idol Puss in Boots from Shrek if they look for me.
Did I just see some toeses that need pownces? I think I did! *butt wiggle of doom*
I spy wif mah littul eie –
sumfin beginning wif “CHEE”.
Hmmm…. Iz burger maed uv chi? Mennee chiz? Iz BURGER UV LIFE!!!!
Happikat’z aiyz nawt littul; dey BEEG.
Iz ehneewun elz nawt aybul tu see teh votin burgrz? I wentd aw ovur siet an I kan nawts fynd dem. Nawt awn pikshurz, nawt awn rizpoawnsezm nawt awn nooz, an nawt et cheezburgr factree. Iz jest meh, oar sumfin rong?
Mebbee jst U. But I fndz diz site a tutch flaki zometimez 2. So do doddahs I tink.
Rite -poooof. Suddenly – burgerz be gone! Shurley they will be bak soon.
not callz me Shurley plz kthx
LOLZ Airplane ref FTW!!1!
Rawger, Rawger!
dis happinz to me sumwhat regoolarly. thot it wuz just mah kompooter bein stoopy. but i iz nawt havin teh burger problems rite nao.
ah kitteh youse mahkin meh hungreh! itz only 10.22am, too! >_<
Am neerli homeztime heer!
ok
n saef spot wen hoomin slip en surprys
steddy…steddy…GOS!
nnomm..nnomm..nnomm
i can had cheezburger!
i happicat
Um… I can has nother?
I gots a rumblee in mah tumblee.
winnie the pooh ref FTW!!!!
This kitteh looks liek a little puppet…
I can has friezez wif cheezburger? Must has friezez.
(my Gingerkittek is friezez bandit. Not begz, no, too dignified for begz. Must sneaks up creepsy and tricksy and *nom nom nom* when hoominz not lookings.)
WIN! Our meezer kitteh Kim stealzez teh fryz frum ur playt if ur not carefl. She used to eatz mah Chinees foodz and Cheerioz in teh morninz long tyme ago.
caseymarietater can has pnut buttr. rest o da possy want meatie bitez n milk, casey fite u for da pnut buttr. vet say wont hurt her n she can has bitty bit as treat.
Bittee bit goez lawwwwng way! nom nom nomnomnomlik lik likliklikliklikliklik ten foot lawng tung frum tryin ta get it off da roof ov mouf. Little bit last all day lawng! liklik..
Luvd to watch mai Callisto eats pnut buttr. Such a dignfyed medyiem hare tuxie, doin teh nom, nom, nom!! Callisto waz deafnitlee a KAT, notz a Kitteh, so himz tryin to getz pnut buttr off ruf of teh mouf was teh funnee!!
mai BooBoo kat stoled a pece of pizza frum me onze. Ran aways with it 2. Silly BooBoo kat!
Mah late tortie Shelly dun dat. Wuz eetings Deejorno pizza n she stolded piece. Wuznt eetings fast enuff or givings pepurroneez.
my dad once told me that he made himself a steakum sandwich, put it on the coffie table, went into the kitchen to get a mountain dew, and came back to find the sandwich gone! our late dog, jr., was curled up in the corner looking satisfied and happy. then jur looked at dad as if to say “I didnt do it!” It was the last steakum too. my dad wound up having pb&j. so you two arent the only ones that had theiving pets.
sorry for the good grammer. I fail at lolspeak ;(
Mah best-beluvid Tux wuz liek this also, veree karefully hooking WUN cheezpuff or frenschfry or popcorn wif a paw an then running a littul ways wif it to eat. I nevur skolded him becuz it wuz so kyoot. Also he wuz being very delikit and tidy, not gettin slobbergermz over teh whol bunch.
We wuz sittin on teh cowch watchin tv, bowl ov popcorn on cawfee table; mah late Solomon kat jumpd up cowch tween us, vry cazyually cleend hiz face an ignord us; sudenly jumpd onto table, pickd kernel ov popcorn out ov teh bowl, an ran. We lulzd an lulzd.
Hadz a kitteh once that tryed to runz off wif a hole Gooda cheeze during a partie. Him kept trippin overz it…
lol…. much win! i can just see it.
Oh man, dat wud maek me lol 2 hard… a hoal cheez! Hilareeyus!
kitteh had good tayst!
ROFL!! Maybee himz hads hiddn jyant cheezburger???
Happycat needs to avoid caffeine for a few days.
The wild cheezburger iz knone fer its delishus smelz an tastee toppinses. Also u shud ordar it wif fryes. Dey ar craftee karakterrz, an wil du amost enyfing tu hyde in hyoominz tummee. U mus stop dem befoar dem gets dere. Wen hyoomin sit dowen… i pownse!
sooooo much FAIL!
me tink iz smellin lyke teh Fodochop Iballz, – or duz kitteh hazz contax?
No, no, they iz reel kitteh eies – yu jus don usually see teh whitez of teh kitteh eies becus they doan luk so far sidewaes wifout turnin their heds. My Rushin BlooMax has eies jus like this, wif teh blak edje of teh iris.
Bug-eyed kitteh is bug-eyed (and DA KEWT!!! Dat littel fayss is SO MUCH AWSUM!!!!)
An luk at hims tiger-striped tayl!!!!! FTW!
fee fi fo fum, I smellz a cheezburger onna bun
Awwd noyzez in t3h
Kitchun. It’z juss Prittee Wun
wiff fuzzee slippurz
Heerz t3h sowndz uv much
sizzzulll. Wundurful sentz! Ayr
iz fulllz uv jewwsee
Tuckd in hydee playse.
Kitteh watchez az lushuss
Cheezbugr iz bilt
Eckstra Cheez… O YES!
No mayturz or pickillz. Juss
unnyunz an keppitch!
Nom, nom, nom… Lickz paws.
Nom, nom, nom… Kleenz face. Nom, nom,
nom… Tyme 2 taykz Nap!
Jack.
Keppitch!!! Mah favrit sinz childhud!!!
BTW, I gived yu 5 rateburgers as alwaes, Jack. I dink some troll onlee gived yu 1.
Yep, dere’s a troll bein a jerkwad wid raytings an commentz- WHUDeber.
Kittehz no can hav unnyunz! Is bad for kitteh! DO NOT WANT! But kittehz do want keppitch and cheezburgers. Nom nom nom!
No keppitch foar me, has corn sirrup innit! Most caloreez comes frum shoogar, not maters….
But I’z gots da Skandinavyan in me, lurvs da mayo…. sigh… Eygs an oyl versis corn sirrup an maters…. I’z a fat Amerkin….
nictitating membrane is nictitating.
kitteh is soo cuoot and seriouse… i just wants to watch an see what he does next…
Roombaphobic cat
Senses a Roomba
I tink I sawd a cheezeburger……. I DID I DID SAWD A CHEESEBURGER!!
mabe but cheezburger nao hide wif da tweety bird. puddy tat cant has.
is this the same kitty that was waiting for cheezburger drop? sneaky (and adorable) li’l guy, that one!
Good eye, dey looks simillr! Cute bloo kittehs, wif fat snorgly cheeks an stripy tayls!
Oh noes! Dat red laser-dot thingy is back!
Dat kitteh can come to mah house for cheezburgr anytime
Poor kitteh… it sux havin to gard teh cheezburger base. Kitteh is awn teh lookowt fur attax, wyl awl teh uvver kittehs ar chillin and grillin…
Full of teh win!
Luks liek a cheezburgr, smells liek a cheezburgr, tastes….iz a cheezburgr!
WUZ. WUZ cheezburgr. *urp*
I can has pancakes?
I know dis kitteh! It R named Calvin.
moar lyke “ah smellz me ah modling contrak”. Datz wun hansom kitteh. . . . ZOMG iFone kitteh haz growd up?
ah hopes itz mcdonaldz.
mcdonaldz no good for joo. rallyz ftw :] meh favorite
It doesn’t look real. It’s just… wow.
chzbrgr gone otha wai >
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