U LICK URSELF CLEEN
…IF IT SO GREAT
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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yuk, rather not, I prefer to impose my way on you
Oh kitteh, everywun has tried. They’re just not as flexible as you…
[long-suffering sigh]
Ef I culd kleen ownlee teh pawrts I kin reech wif mai tung, I wuld haf ownlee kleen hans and kleen nees.
An a kleen hart and kleen mynd, uf korse…
an kleen elbowz…try it…ai daerz ya
and plz, also try to lick ur shoulder ^^
I did
I canz lik mah sholder, jst!
I’d hav kleen feetz, but iz mor fun if kitteh or SO likz them 4 me! :->
Is troo. I tryd likkin masef kleen and nao mai back hertz wen its cold outsyde.
maek wif teh milk an honee, beeyatch!! ur late wif mah massage!!!!
Spa Kitteh… is demanding.
spa kitteh … is a selfish biatch?
no, just a normul cat.
Oh, hai. Welcome to mai ornate bathroom.
Pimp mah sink.
wut?!?11
UR teh one who iz allus lik lik lik doawn dere!!!!
WTF r u talkin bout?
But u soo cute,
iz ok..
Is not my problem u needs the sink. Go finds anudder sink, I usin this wun. kthxbai.
(Is it just me, or have two posts disappeared in the last couple hours?)
Disappearing posts? I don’t know.
But a cat in a box is missing.
I noticed that too woodchuck LOL
what was the 2nd one? besides the box one?
I guess there was just the one. The other one I thought was missing was actually on a different website. Still, why did the box one have to go?
kitteh in the box looked rather scared, I guess thats why… ppl didnt like it too much.
I didn’t think we were into censorship here…
Not as a general rule, no. I didn’t see the picture in question, but if the cat actually did look seriously distressed, I might have raised the point with Cheez and Tofu. I’m usually one of the first to flame care trolls about “cat in box” or “wet cat” shots too.
Me want sponj baf! Get squshin on me! kthx..
ROFL, “get squshin” FTW!!!
doan u daer spit ur toofpaest on meh!
ohnoez. isnt it ment to be bad luk if a blak cat’s cross in ur bath?
I sink dat iz korreck.
wash yu talkin bowt?
Needz 2 tap mah memori bout daht.
I sink is bad luck for blak kitteh to crawss yer bath, too.
Wuz only tryin to follow on fer pun.
I gotz taht!
If dat kitteh don’t move, I mite half to fawcett it out of my wai.
Groan!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s unlucky all about
shaft (cat)
Can ya dig it?
woz a plug foar teh moovy? Wiv Farrah Fawcet an Christopher Plumber?
Sees! Did shrinkeded!
refrenz “Bathe Me!”
Lolz!
I B IN UR SINK
CLOGGN UR DRAYNES
Draaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!
Blk sinkcat sys
Uz lickkies me clean
noaw noaw noaw meaow
Hewmins in Baff Rume
Rain Bawks iz nawtz a syte
Kitteh wantz 2 see
Awll deeze spunjez an
brushez maykz liddil sense wen
tung iz much bettah!
Hewminz lyke wattur
wyle Kitteh duzzn’t. Dere’z no
chance of kompromyze
Jack.
I b singin fur mah suppur.
(such a kewt esspreshen on dah kitteh’s face! Luv t3h meow-opin mouff.)
wacha mean, harbls in teh drain?
Okey waer u putted mah skritchee brushe?
U no it jus not saem wivout mah brushe.
Srslee, i tawks tu lanloard if dis keepse oop.
In ur sink. Bein’ ur stopper.
Noes only uz noe moar tears
Mebbee if yu turnz on the airkundishuning wunst in a wile dis wudnt be teh only cool playse in teh howse. kthxbai.
yes, i did, i saw hem goe in dis lettle hole rite here….
end m not letng them out! kthxbai
Mah hubby’s favrit joke:
Q. Why duz goggies liks dere harbls?
A. Becuz dey can!
(wif opshunal emfussis on”dey”
Spose is troo of kittehs too.
Kitteh : Eezee come eezee goes, will u lemee goes?
Hyoominz: Bishmiluh! Noes! Wee will not led u goes!
Kitteh: Lemee goes!
Hyoominz : Bishmiluh! Wee will nawt led u goes!
Kitteh:Lemmee goes!
Disclaymr: Dis song will nawt givez u eer wormz! (Ah Prahmiss)
(Ur prahmiss is borked! I duz has teh eerwurmz naow… but nawt mind 2 much, is gud song.)
Hyoominz: Neber neber neber let u goes, no no no no no no!
Kitteh: Oh mamma meeyow, mamma meeyow!
Oh noes nawt agin! Heer dis iz bran new Ronco eerwerm en wislin booger removr. U kin hab it.
Kitteh: Bee elzuhbub has teh bathtub set uhsyde foar me, foar me, foar MEEEEE!!
I’z in yr sinx, cloggin yr drainz