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LOL
Words out of my mouth, you took.
Lol
Burger has chees i has can or can not has I … wait … whut?
has cheezburger, I can?
LOLWUT!!!!!!!!
Arkeeologistz discover Yoda fambly album in teh Dagobah system. Rare foto of babeh Yoda found!
Does Babeh Yoda live in a howse dat mooves around on chicken legs?
OMG–sumbuddy else noes teh Baba Yaga storee! I useta reads dem in kidz mag. Dint she smell like rotten apples?
Yah! Jack and Jill FTW!
Ackshully, goes back further then dat–Baba Yaga is character from Russian / Slavic fokelore. (In Soviet Russia, fokelore has u?)
I knoes lots of kids magazines use folk tales from other countries as a way to introduce kids to other countries without it sounding like a cultural history lesson
Woah! Flashback!
Baba Yaga was teh skarrie win I wuz a kid an reded teh storyees. Wut magzeen wuz dat? I has forgitted. Nawt teh Weakly Reder, I tink. Sumting elses.
Opps. neber mine. It wuz teh Jack and Jill magerzeen!
LMAO….tis sooo funnee!
1. Plase kitteh in whyt bukit
2. Sprenkil hanful ov green bits on kitteh
3. Adds watir
4. In jus 2-4 weakz, u can has kitteh plant.
Strong angst I sense! Bukkit yer they stole?
LUKE, you mu…
hey !!! put me down !!!
Upside-down u are holding meh. Rushing to mai hed teh blood is…
Cute is the chin of white.
win this comment has
Well i’ve been around but i aint never seen
a gai who looks like a muppet but hez wrinkeld and green
o mai yoda
y-o-d-a yoda…
muh chyldhuud wuz so messtup…I heerd Yoda menny yeerz b4 I heerd Lola…saym wif I Wanna Nu Duck, Stop Draggin Mah Kar Arown, I Losted on Jepperdy…nao I heer dem sawngz onna radeeo en go WTF? rong werdz!
i still haf not herd teh original “lola”. alls i knowz is weerd al iz pritty much amazeeng.
lol…a
i shood go look up dat song
0.0 I din no weerd al had did lola/yoda. I mus be older den I fot. . .
Okay, speeking of old, I has teh Yoda PEZ dispenser, and teh other day Turkeyburgerette the Younger brought it to me and said “can I have some candy for this Schrek PEZ toy?”
L.o.L
meet him did u in a club don n ol soho
where shampain u drink that taste is like chairy cola?
Ah’m nawt dum but Ai can’ts unnerstands
hao he can lifts me in teh air
just bai raising his hand
Yodaaaaa
Yo-yo-yo-yo yodaaaa
Ah’m not teh wurl’s mos nacheral man
but Ah noes wut ah am an ah noes ah’m a man
–WTF is Yoda??!!
Love the teeny white chin!
sweet noze ov blak i haz
mmMMmm, menny snorgles u give!
Wen 900 minnits old U reech, luk dis gud U will nawt!!
It’s so good, I couldn’t respond in lolspeak or Yoda-ese. This comment is totally full of win and awesome!!!!
Can’t you just see the lil’ bebeh swishing its tail in your face right after the nawt!!! And then giggling, shaking its behind, and pouncing on something??? I can…
very cute yoda cat is
Saiz madders nof, … Look af me. Judge me bai saiz, do u?”
Noez. Kewt I U judj bai.
An well u shud not, becuz da Forz is my Alleye.
Now, over wid lesson; givez meh cheezburger u will. [uses jedi mynd trix on stoopid hooman].
I iz prematurely ageded!
Purr I will if chin you rub.
rub…rub…happy chin iz…happy
The best-ever riff on YodaSpeak — the movie critic Anthony Lane: “Break me a f***ing give.”
maeded me lol dis komment did. WIN!1!
black kitteh – dark side
Lap of yours I’m in, froces are I contemplating…
Do or do not….there is no try….to give me snorglz rait nao…kthx.
Dark side, everything ,it clouds. Clear this up, many cheezburgers will.
Deez is not cheezburgers you wuz luking for… moves along, moves along… *nomnomnomnslurp*
Ok – nao THAT wuz phunnie!
Deez is not cheezburgers we wuz luking for…moves along, moves along….Whoa, mah hed feel weerdz!
Pat Morita cat sez “wax on, wax off”
BTW, dis b teh cutest ding dang cat pitcher ah evver seez…
WIN!!!
Yoda speak + lolcats = WIN.
I am not gonna do it.
I have driven everyone in my life crazy with Yodaspeak,
dont..it won’t …GAH! I CAINT TAKE IT!!!!!
Cute the kitteh is.
Looks like a behbeh Yoda he does.
Want one I do.
LOL !!!!
Resistenz iz fyootile.
assimilated u will be
lol i have
Hewoooo do u minds? I needs go chase sumtin put bebby kitteh DOWN!
Adventure – excitement – the Jedi craves not these things.
trus—–but bebbe Yoda lookin kitteh DOS!
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Runz away Runz away
Amused, I am not; play with your own head you should.
Akshully, this bebeh looks more like a howse-elf to me.
But -
Why his ears flattened are? Annoyed is he?
Purrhaps teh skrich-eerz he is getting. I has a yoda-kitteh dat duz dat wen we skriches her dirreckly betweens teh eers.
You are too old. I cannot teach this one.
Wise this Kitteh is.
Controls himz Hewminz wiffowt
lifting a fingurr.
Krunchee fude I due
deezyre. Tho, a Cheezburger
woodz b much bettah!
It iz nawt Baff Day.
T3h Dawgee needz wun much moar
tahn I duz ryte naow.
Jack.
how taht pointy hed got he…. wunderds me………?
Hims haz evolushuned extar rums foar hims branes.
Mebbe haz cheezburgerz in chipmunks cheeks?
its soo cute, in all its yoda-ness
Judge me by my size hrrmm
win!
Yoda cat has 9 HUNDRED LIVES.
lol’d so much nayburz walkin by window did haff to come in an see funny kitteh!!!
kitteh looks like Edward Gorey kitteh to me…L is for lolcat, who looked most displeased
http://www.goreydetails.net/search.php?category=46
see?
aaaaaiiiIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
must
have
one
of
EVERYTHING!!!!
May the cheezburger be with you.
Strong is teh force of mai poots…
hee hee hee. poot!
Loominus bings r we, not dis crood mattr. U mus feelz teh force aroun u; her, tween u, mr, teh tree, teh rawk, evryware, yes. even tween teh land an teh cheezburger
A crunchy treat, you will give me!
i’ll bet this kitteh kicks serious butt with a light saber…. meow!
a puppet I am. Man on the floor, control me he does.
“Maeking ov” referens taht iz BTW.
aww… these sweeet ears.. so cute.. i love ears.. <3
*wanna kuddle kitty*
hurtingz me, you are. want, i not.
LOL.. oh darn.. how to write lol backwards? ima confiuse
WTF!?!?!?
u shud paint it green and hova somin abuv it then it wil be yoda LOL
YEPpperies, theres YODA. Cool pic Trish and thanks for remembeing me.
[...] teh force is strong wifin u… [...]
looks more like you shouldn’t give it cheeseburgers after midnight or get it wet
Strong in the force he is. Hmmm Hmmm!
[...] hey yoda, remember the tiem u started getting gray on ur beird? [...]
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MAY THE CHEEZEBURGER BE WITH YOU XD
Wen angree Yodakat iz, liek himz pointy endz yoo will knot.
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Yoda as a baby: “Ooh, mama, look at that one! The black one, in this kennel here! Aww, so cute! It even comes with a caption about…*gasp* me! Oh, can we get this one, pleasepleasepleaseplease?! I’ll give him a cheezburger every day, please mama, please, let’s get this one!”
My Lily does the yoda ears too. We call her Yoda Lily. And my Daisy has a white soul patch on her chin just like that.