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HEY BAY-BEE ! wanna go cruzin in my daddy’s suv?
Kitteh Babe: Hmph! as if….
Aw come on dont be so stuck up
wait… doesn’t that look like toonces the driving cat under the car?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0
don’t do it kitty !!! that cat is all over the road !!!
Hyst-HAIR-ical
me n brudder kittehs furst!
rong – we secun
but datz okeh, nobodeez judgin yoo.
Unimpressed cat is tres unimpressed. Hmmpf!
stalkercat haz borat accnt
**snkr snkr**
Dis b mah sisstur.
… voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as Number Four Prostitute in all of Kazakhstan ?
Kitteh is not stalken,
kitteh is cruzin’…
cruzin kitteh syz
showz me ur wurld
go get the hose, vera, he’s back !!!
wow – I just got a message my request to join lolfrenz was denied… HMPH !!!
u tink iz coz u nawt lol? or coz u iz nawt teh fren?
U doez not wantz 2 B member ov anee club wit stndrds so lo as 2 let U join?
well, at least u got an answer stend! i never even got an answer. =.=
WELL I AM HEADED THERE NOW TO PROTEST.
SRSLY!!
Me 2 stend…who is teh mod?
Mebbe u shuld trai with ur other twin…
wat are lolfrenz plz?
I’m with Ronnie. I din’t know lolfrenz was sumting to joyn. How du yoo do dat? I guess Ronnie and I wud like to get no answer too. I’m spoyled – I hav never in my lyfe applied for sumting I didn’t get – wud be new experience! (At furst I thot Stend wuz mayin an in-joak – but Melissa got mad and lots of otherz said dey never herd back – so muzt be reel.)
Iz yahoo group. I wuz denied due to mod not responding within 14 dayz. *sigh*
I nebr gots an answer – neber was told I waz denied eeder! BUt when I goez der, no message saying waiting fur acctepance.
I never heard either lol
OH NOES!!! we totalee wants awl u guiz to join! I fink teh mod’s just been rly bizzy, I hasn’t seen her arownd much in recent weekses. DMarie has offured to halp mod but nawt shur if she’s herd back yet. I’m gonna go protest too… we’ll get dis fing werkin!!
We defintlee wants y’all to do teh joynings. We ben talkin bout dis all day. Don’t know where owr moderator is, we are all on owr lonesums witowt teh powers! Srslylisa are you out there? Write us, we miss you!
I juz had to couff to covur my laff (still at works)
Strypee Tawm dezyrez
graysefull, lythe midnyte gurl hooz
beyawnd humz pryce raynj.
Haz 2 watch frum a
distance wyle hartz iz braykeeng.
Needz a klevvur plan.
Mebbe sum kultyoor?
Needz Gothkitteh 2 ryte sum
romantic LolSpeare!
Jack.
Striper = dude (what’s his name) in love w Roxy
Black Beauty = Roxanne
All you need is Cyrano
(Uhm did not read story, know basix only)
Dat was Christian in lurve wif Roxane. Himz hansum, but stoopy. Cyrano was smart but not so grate ackshully, in teh luks departmint. U shud read teh play in the Brian Hooker translashum. So byootiful an sad. *sniff*
Jack, uv dun it agen! u is so clever with the poms! needz to write bukz, srsly!
I see what you did there
OH NOES!! KITTEH UNDER FRUNT WHEEL!!! PUT BAK UNDR BRAEK PEDL KWIKWEE!!!
oh here we go…
srsly, if they’re not using kitty as a footrest, they’re using kitty as a wheelchuck. and PETA is worried about bonsai kitty? what about all the kitties who were imagined to have been maimed or tortured by paranoid, overprotective people in these threads? really, PETA should be going after us for even having such thoughts, like in 1984… I can see pam anderson going door to door now – “I’M GONNA BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY MASSIVE KNOCKERS !!!” ( whackity whackity whackity )
OHNOES!!!! Ma hubby, an menne uther menz, wood be reeellleeeee meen to aneemalz if it meen Pam Andersun comz to door an whap dem wif her knawckerz!!!!
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But reellee, peepull, in cold wethers, check unner yur hood so yoo dun maek anee 40 foot long kittehs when yoo start yur enjin!!!! Also tayl-less kittehs, we had mennee in Hyoomayn sosigh-ittee in Denver… I allwayz knock on bumper or hood even now in LA so’s aneemalz unner hood kin exskape!
OTOH menne oddah menz likez laydeez who feelz lik laydeez, an not lik lumpz of hard rubbir!
That beez good thot, B! – I noes menny storees f kittehs wantin warms from car enjin & gettin caut, or likkin teh antifreez poizunt. DO NOT WANT!
I not knoz dohz storeez, but Ize heered storees bout kittehs wnting warmz, an been finded hundrids ov milez from where dehy livez.
Stend reminyndz me – ennybawdy rember Teh Meening Ov Lyf, “diss man haz jusst been allowd to chooz the method ov hiz own deth”
is lyk dat Gary Larson cartoon:
He’s under teh car
“Oh gee, i wundr if she lykes me. wot abowt mai breth? is ok? o gee. duz she eebn noe ai egzist? duz she caer if ai liv awr die? shud ai ask her owt? Oh gee…”
She’s in teh foregrownd
“y’know, ai tink ai reelly lyke cheezburgrz.”
Same Planet. Different Worlds.
“I think I’ll paint the ceiling yellow”
*chukl*
PWND!
L. L. Stalker Cat
It wuz ownlee aftr an uhlert naybr tookded dis pikcher dat teh “I iz unner ur kaar, stikin putaydoes up ur exhaust pype” gang wuz cawt.
Unluky cat is crossin ur path…
Makin ur day unluky
Nawt in Angle-land. In enlitened countrees liek Angle-land, teh blak kittehs is teh GUD LUK! Menny Angle-ish piluts in aeroplayns yoozed blak kittehs as maskotz.
I has 2 blak kittehs an dey gib me menny luks.
Dun worree blak kitteh, Ah has few boifreenz lyke dis in dah pasted, dunnea encoorage demz behavours bah aknoledgementz k?
Dat u Pepe?
NICK’S Comment Rocks!
“Unluky cat is crossin ur path…
Makin ur day unluky.”
LMAO!!!
WINNER!
Kitteh getin arested fer stalkins
Gets on Cops
“C’mon, put yer hands behin yer…
Oh.”
Rockwell Cat – “Always Feelz Liuk Sumbodee’s Wacthin Meh”
You knows, I hates to do this because I’m usually wun of teh first to give teh constructive criticism to posters who say this, but am I teh only wun who thinks dis pic and cap is pretty low on teh funnehmeter? (and yes, I did vote with teh cheezburger ranking system).
I thinks I needs a vacayshun….
I still enjoy the mediocre ones because it gives commenters a chance to come up with more punchlines, sometimes much lolzer than the original. It becomes a community thing.
Feel free to run my comment through a lolspeatch tranzlaytur.
I likes teh “C+” ones tu becuz they stirs up teh thred. An not everbudy thinkz teh same things r nee-slappin funneh.
Dat’s troo, I agreez wid dat. Menny tiems teh commentz is FAR phunnier dan teh foto. (Espeshully wen Stend starts writin about rine-stone studded noonies.)
whut, you mean the new MYV show BLING MY TW4T ???
Waz onlee “smile” funnee 4 me, not LOL funnee, nevvah mnd LOLROFHHS funnee.
I agree wit u turkey, not so grate aktually. Some of the comments are much more with da funneez.
Oh, I totally agrees with u dere. I usually laffs much moar at teh comments den teh original cap. But foar sum reeson I just can’t gets annything frum dis pic or cap…
yah, i agrees. but also agrees wif ebrywun dat even if lolpic not so lolly, teh commintz ar too faboolos!!
I dont ushully maek teh dubbl-ontondre joaks but – Holy Smoak! Look at that tail!
I thinkz she’s had tayl augmentation.
Mebbe to draw attenshun awae from her big noze?
lookit dat bling she’z sportin. she wants it, i noes she duz… HAY BAYBEE! oh um no ma’am, i dint say nuffin, scooz meh…
(horny & insecure cat… is horny & insecure.)
rejected cat is rejected
itz my alley an i’ll spy if i want to . . .
voulez vouz voyeur avec moi?
Stakler cat don no ladee kitteh has 3rd degree Black Tail in Kat-ratee. He bout to fine out iz liek teh 6th pointy end.
DEDE
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