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stalkercat luv make spy


stalkercat luve make spy on da ladeez

on da ladeez

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capped and submitted by: kiran r.

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  1. colleen says:

    HEY BAY-BEE ! wanna go cruzin in my daddy’s suv?

    Kitteh Babe: Hmph! as if….

    Aw come on dont be so stuck up

  2. Philene says:

    me n brudder kittehs furst!

  3. bubbyscranky says:

    Unimpressed cat is tres unimpressed. Hmmpf!

  4. LBeeeze says:

    stalkercat haz borat accnt

    **snkr snkr**

  5. munky says:

    Kitteh is not stalken,
    kitteh is cruzin’…

  6. stend says:

    go get the hose, vera, he’s back !!!

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Strypee Tawm dezyrez
    graysefull, lythe midnyte gurl hooz
    beyawnd humz pryce raynj.

    Haz 2 watch frum a
    distance wyle hartz iz braykeeng.
    Needz a klevvur plan.

    Mebbe sum kultyoor?
    Needz Gothkitteh 2 ryte sum
    romantic LolSpeare! :-)

    Jack.

    • Leaf says:

      Striper = dude (what’s his name) in love w Roxy
      Black Beauty = Roxanne

      All you need is Cyrano

      (Uhm did not read story, know basix only)

      • doctorcat says:

        Dat was Christian in lurve wif Roxane. Himz hansum, but stoopy. Cyrano was smart but not so grate ackshully, in teh luks departmint. U shud read teh play in the Brian Hooker translashum. So byootiful an sad. *sniff*

    • Sabrina says:

      Jack, uv dun it agen! u is so clever with the poms! needz to write bukz, srsly!

    • nommypuss says:

      Pahahahaha dats sewwww stoopit. Yoo is grate jak :)

  8. graceisgone says:

    I see what you did there

  9. typingisnotactivism says:

    OH NOES!! KITTEH UNDER FRUNT WHEEL!!! PUT BAK UNDR BRAEK PEDL KWIKWEE!!!

    • stend says:

      oh here we go…

      srsly, if they’re not using kitty as a footrest, they’re using kitty as a wheelchuck. and PETA is worried about bonsai kitty? what about all the kitties who were imagined to have been maimed or tortured by paranoid, overprotective people in these threads? really, PETA should be going after us for even having such thoughts, like in 1984… I can see pam anderson going door to door now – “I’M GONNA BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY MASSIVE KNOCKERS !!!” ( whackity whackity whackity )

      • B! says:

        OHNOES!!!! Ma hubby, an menne uther menz, wood be reeellleeeee meen to aneemalz if it meen Pam Andersun comz to door an whap dem wif her knawckerz!!!!

        —-

        But reellee, peepull, in cold wethers, check unner yur hood so yoo dun maek anee 40 foot long kittehs when yoo start yur enjin!!!! Also tayl-less kittehs, we had mennee in Hyoomayn sosigh-ittee in Denver… I allwayz knock on bumper or hood even now in LA so’s aneemalz unner hood kin exskape!

        • paws4thot says:

          OTOH menne oddah menz likez laydeez who feelz lik laydeez, an not lik lumpz of hard rubbir!

        • Duffy says:

          That beez good thot, B! – I noes menny storees f kittehs wantin warms from car enjin & gettin caut, or likkin teh antifreez poizunt. DO NOT WANT!

          • paws4thot says:

            I not knoz dohz storeez, but Ize heered storees bout kittehs wnting warmz, an been finded hundrids ov milez from where dehy livez.

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              Stend reminyndz me – ennybawdy rember Teh Meening Ov Lyf, “diss man haz jusst been allowd to chooz the method ov hiz own deth”

  10. typingisnotactivism says:

    is lyk dat Gary Larson cartoon:

    He’s under teh car
    “Oh gee, i wundr if she lykes me. wot abowt mai breth? is ok? o gee. duz she eebn noe ai egzist? duz she caer if ai liv awr die? shud ai ask her owt? Oh gee…”

    She’s in teh foregrownd
    “y’know, ai tink ai reelly lyke cheezburgrz.”

    Same Planet. Different Worlds.

  11. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    PWND!

  12. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    L. L. Stalker Cat

  13. Sabretoof says:

    It wuz ownlee aftr an uhlert naybr tookded dis pikcher dat teh “I iz unner ur kaar, stikin putaydoes up ur exhaust pype” gang wuz cawt.

  14. Nick says:

    Unluky cat is crossin ur path…

    Makin ur day unluky

    • BonzoGal says:

      Nawt in Angle-land. In enlitened countrees liek Angle-land, teh blak kittehs is teh GUD LUK! Menny Angle-ish piluts in aeroplayns yoozed blak kittehs as maskotz.

      I has 2 blak kittehs an dey gib me menny luks.

  15. mystique says:

    Dun worree blak kitteh, Ah has few boifreenz lyke dis in dah pasted, dunnea encoorage demz behavours bah aknoledgementz k?

  16. scribbleed says:

    Dat u Pepe?

  17. Annie says:

    NICK’S Comment Rocks!
    “Unluky cat is crossin ur path…
    Makin ur day unluky.”
    LMAO!!!
    WINNER!

  18. D.R. says:

    Kitteh getin arested fer stalkins

    Gets on Cops

    “C’mon, put yer hands behin yer…

    Oh.”

  19. Maxxity says:

    Rockwell Cat – “Always Feelz Liuk Sumbodee’s Wacthin Meh”

  20. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    You knows, I hates to do this because I’m usually wun of teh first to give teh constructive criticism to posters who say this, but am I teh only wun who thinks dis pic and cap is pretty low on teh funnehmeter? (and yes, I did vote with teh cheezburger ranking system).

    I thinks I needs a vacayshun….

    • EliottM says:

      I still enjoy the mediocre ones because it gives commenters a chance to come up with more punchlines, sometimes much lolzer than the original. It becomes a community thing.

      Feel free to run my comment through a lolspeatch tranzlaytur.

    • paws4thot says:

      Waz onlee “smile” funnee 4 me, not LOL funnee, nevvah mnd LOLROFHHS funnee.

    • bubbyscranky says:

      I agree wit u turkey, not so grate aktually. Some of the comments are much more with da funneez.

      • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

        Oh, I totally agrees with u dere. I usually laffs much moar at teh comments den teh original cap. But foar sum reeson I just can’t gets annything frum dis pic or cap…

    • sillyannz says:

      yah, i agrees. but also agrees wif ebrywun dat even if lolpic not so lolly, teh commintz ar too faboolos!!

  21. Duffy says:

    I dont ushully maek teh dubbl-ontondre joaks but – Holy Smoak! Look at that tail!

  22. sillyannz says:

    lookit dat bling she’z sportin. she wants it, i noes she duz… HAY BAYBEE! oh um no ma’am, i dint say nuffin, scooz meh…

    (horny & insecure cat… is horny & insecure.)

  23. Amy Rose says:

    rejected cat is rejected :( :(

  24. Pittypat says:

    itz my alley an i’ll spy if i want to . . .

  25. Pittypat says:

    voulez vouz voyeur avec moi?

  26. doctorcat says:

    Stakler cat don no ladee kitteh has 3rd degree Black Tail in Kat-ratee. He bout to fine out iz liek teh 6th pointy end.


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