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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I drink this and be hulk like? nummm nummm nummm
pppppppppeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffeeeeeeccccccccctt
i bought you some soda, but i driked it
Me Want Nuther Game Peace Plz
100% squishee syrup! I can haz pixie drink?
ZOMG KAN SEE FYOOTCHUR!!
WOOOO CAFFEEN HIGH!!!!
*bownces off walls*
Barney qwote ftwinnnnn!111
An all-srup Soopr Squishee? Su-Such a ting can not has bin dun b4.
*sound of Squishee Machine about to bork*
Heer U go. If U can has survivins pls come agin kthxbai
lulz hyooman bakwash
O guudee! Bubbles!
Cumz here bebe kitteh. I defrost you brain matterz wit much snorgles and many minichzburgerz. U be so teeny and tooo kutz!
want MANY mini cheezbrgrs.
n purrhpaz a dunzin dinky dunkin donutz?
RATZ to mai typin!! Dats “duzin dinky dinkin donutz, ” ov corse.
Oh NOOOES! I trai wun last tiem! Duzin dinky dunkin donutz. As hard to type three tiems as to say three tiems fast!
sumbudy has gots to invents the lolspeak spellchex. I always be typin it rong!
LOLZ JanetCanHas4Posts?
can any anther one help me
How boutz a duzin dinkum dinki dunkin donutz?
How boutz a duzin duzin dinkum dinky daimond dustfree dunkin donut dice?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom OW!!! WTF?!? Nom nom OW!!! F’in MEOW!!!
F-in meow fur teh win!!!!
Ah iz Baron Von Nomnomnom En ah LMAO at dis messij!
Ah STILL LMAO at dis messij!
gots to tell u..my poppa allways gived our dog cake & I screem when we hads parties.
One day, doggie eated the i screem…and LOOOOKED at the bowl & backed away.
Searously tink she gots a brain freeze.
Seben-eleben no haz cheezburgers, just icky suite bevrige. But mebe if I noms it all gone, mai hyoomin will go out for moar and brings bak teh yummy burgrz.
shery, mine fvrite!
*boom* hed sploded frum teh kitteh kyoot. mustsest 2 b snorgling wif teh spikee furz nao. kthxbai
nom nom nom…*SLURP* nom nom nom…AIEEE MAH BRAYNE!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
I haaaaaaaaayts teh brane freez. Ebin tho it onlee last a fyoo sekinds, it maek u feel liek u’ll neber no joy agin. Den it go away an u slurp down moar uv indideeus freez produkt.
We neber lern.
Ef yoo puts han on back uv neck, will maek braynfreez go way faster! Dunno bowt on kittehs, tho….
teh brayne freez is from somfin cold bein pressed against teh sof pallatte. (teh roof ov yur mouf.) jus bypas roof ov mouf and yu iz FINE! (eben so, easiyer said ten done…)
werks gud if mebbe u inhale joo slurpeh drinks, just ask dah doggeh how u doo’ze it, no spend nuff tyme on dah pallettez mebbe no spend nuff time freezin owt joo brain stemz?
heh, no WAI huminz c me steelin dere drinkx, i too sreptishus
babeh kitteh has good vocab.
Hims bin redin “Hoaw tu Increse Yur Brane Poawer” in teh Reder’s Dijest efry munth.
ROFL, WIN!!! I reed dat in teh dentis ofis and git a lil smarter eech tiem I git my teefs chekd.
which iz speshully impoartent if u iz gettin ur wizdum teef remoovd!
I hadz myn remofed win I wuz twinny-wun. It wud splane a lawt of tings, kom to tink ov it…
Donut drink all that kitteh! Is too much flooid fer such a tiny kitteh. Brainfreez is not so grate aktually, either.
New super-absorbent kitten absorbs twice its weight in liquid.
Perfect for cleaning up any stray milk, cream, or other tasty beverage in the vicinity.
I’s frever blowin bubblez… prettee bubblez in teh squisheee…
lol…win!1!
I iz on ur desk drinken ur beeg gulp
Oh noes kitteh eez drinkin on dah job?? Wot has werld come’d tu??
HAY KITTEH!!
STOP WEEZIN MAH JOOSE!!!!
no weezin dah jah-oose!
Slurpee
pain pillz
Cheetos
GONNA BE A FUN DAY!!!!!!
ROFLMAO Good eye!
u maeded snork owt lowd at mai werk desk. 2 phunnee…WIN!1!
I snorked owt lowd at mai home desk (Iz retyred – hmm – souns liek Iz auld English cahr – but reely, Iz just a hoomin!), too. Melissa – I dint eben see dose tings!
The “work snork out loud” haz becomes top of da heap phunny WTG
)
Bettr tahn dah “snrf ovah teh keebord”?
Dun furgit teh blud preshur or hart rayt moniter too.
…Breakfast of champions.
o fank heben for seben eleben!
i wuv little kitty legs- so kutz!!!!
An dis bebe adds tripod tayl ftw!!!
Why they no make no cheezburger flavr drink?
gud kwestun.
Noo at Seben-Elebben: XTREEM CHEEZ SLURPEE!!!!!!
MAJOR PLEH, reporting for duty
does the cheese slurpee come with a stir stick of bacon? “it’s the new, XTRA trans fat slurpee from 7-11 – now, made w/ trans fats AND olestra for the full gut-grinding experience !!! buy some for your lactose intolerant pals today, and watch the fun begin !!!”
Olestra! Fat goz in, fat comz owt!
No, fanks, reelee, I’s ok wivowt it!!
Dat reminds me of someting Ai saw a few yeers ago–wuz teh new hit snak fud in Siberia or someplayse liek dat
“Chocolate covered pork fat”
No, I is nawt makings dat up.
I bleev it- peepls eet WEERD stuff.
Liek dese:
http://tinyurl.com/3owts
teh horor…
teh horor…
O … M … F … G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that site is great! i got to the mexican corn fungus and was LOLing so hard, i sent it to my friends at work. srsly sikk!
Blargh! Srsly, I kuld ete hyoomin flesh befoar I tuched inny of dat garbij. Pyoook!
Holy Jeezus on a Pickld Pork Skin!! He haz awtografd Urkel-O’s!! Hoo nyoo dat der woz sutch a ting!! FTW!!!
Gamer kitteh sez:
Mowten Dew all gone. Now back to World o Warcrack
I can has aggro?
Mah BlueMax – normuly a very austeer guy – begs for Daree Kween wen I hav it and akshully getz brane freez!1! I giv him a littul on a sawser an hez too greedy to wait till its a puddul, an he goes lik lik lik owh – holdin his mowth open a littul an tuckin his chin in, all big eyed – lik lik lik owh. He duznt do that when its all melted. Oncet he actually tuk a whole bite and sed, “yowurp!” and I cud tell it wuz too cold.
He still luvs it tho!!
LOL!
Awr kitteh Blue frum long ago wuld lik lik lik teh ice creem frum teh bowlz and get teh froz tung. Wuz teh funneh 2 c him stik him tung owt al frozn.
oh boy, gottal tell the others….this titty is good stuff! And lots of it!
(Said like a kitty adopted by a college kid)
I drinx dis n become bigs liek Hulk!
Kitteh haz good fine-motor skillz.
Tank U, come again.
(pleez)
Gud tu the lastest drawp! SLLLUUUUURRRRRKKKK!
Waytur, dis tuna colada are nawt strawg enuf. Pls to add moar tunas. Fank u!
Liddil Kitteh can
haz mad mutltee-taskeeng skillz.
Toobee fing no wurkz
Tung flikkz iecee stuff.
Shoogurr, kaffeen an Kitteh.
Bad kombinayshun!
Shoogur rush Kitteh
iez blayz as himz dashez awll
arouwndz t3h rume
Liddil Kitteh haz
soopurr powahz. Den, wiff no
notizz, needz 2 Nap.
Jack.
Kweschun…
Hoaw duz wun tel a shoogurr/kaffeen kitteh frum a regyuler hiper-nutso kitteh?
Hi, Cottleston Pie:
Regulur hiper-nutso Kitteh yooshoolee goez hiper-nutso Btween 2:00 ans 3:30 in t3h morning.
Jack.
wif owrs its yooshuly teh 3:30-4:30 a.m. slot.
“Liddil Kitteh haz
soopurr powahz. Den, wiff no
notizz, needz 2 Nap.”
Jak juss browk de win-o-meter.
Dis wun broak teh kyootometer!
Nao we just needz DivaGeek to write a liddle skit of kitteh awn deh gaemshow wid teh kyootometer! Liek – Teh Pryce iz Rite, purrhaps.
my brain alredee haz freez
LOL, yeh, mah brane froz a lawn tiem ago an neber thawed owt…
Good idear, bebe kitteh. AC comed on at 9:30 dis mornin, an I heer de fire scowt choppers all over da place…. Will onlee be 105 today…. Too hawt to go to 7-11 for frozee drink, will have to settle foar frozen berreez, lotsa water, an cheez crackerz!
Yesserday wuz nice, barely 100, but I spended day at Getty seein da Oudry paynteengs! Clara rhino painting awesome!!! Oudry underestimayted, bedder dan Audubon!
Getty on da hill nearer to coast, wuz onlee bowt 85 an luvlee up der! An lotsa AC fur preshus pretties!
Keerfull, bebe kitteh!! Dat drinkee iz neer edj uv taybull, ef yoo poosh it awf, yoo mite en up liek nex kitteh – trapt in bad bawx!!!
Glerpglerpglerp
Okey nao gibes mee choklet bahr an muffinks
I has koopon
shlrp shlrp shlrp, nyup nyup nyup, shlrp shlrp shlrp, nyup nyup, shlrp shlrp shlrp.
Mah liddlul green lipz, let me sho dem 2 u.
An green tung see:
*blahyaaaaawn*
an teh green teefs. Lil fangses luks like crabgrass
Okay, so I has frend who goes owt to teh Las Vegas, and goes to teh Star Trek thingy dey has out dere, and as pressint she brings me back dis bottle of “Romulan Ale” (Is an acshuall alkeeholik beverg u can buy owt dere–it’s a fermented malt beverg with bloo coloring added)
So I hold on to it for a while, for the novelty of it, den wun dai I decides to drinks it, and OMG, mai tung is bloo! But wait, mai teef are bloo as well…and my lipsz, and mai gums–all BLOO! And nawt just “kinda” bloo, it was rilly, RILLY bloo. Wurst part wuz teh color wouldn’t brush away! Mai teef and tung were brite bloo foar about 3 days after dat! I would go to werk and be liek “Hai” and peeps were liek “Dood, WTF is up with ur teef?”
WANT!!! datz teh awsum!
Dood, srsly. Don’t bogart mai Orange Julius…
Im in ur straw, drinken ur drinkz
sak-sa-mah-foen!!
LOLOL11!!1!!!1
In Soviet Russia, Big Gulp haz kitteh.
kitteh heppy hour never been this goodyz!
balowing bubbles!!!!! blub blub blub
eez teh brain frezeh drankz, dey iz maek hed start’d hurtz! it cud hurt lil kitteh but den he’z turn into hulkz fin kitteh powhz uf ulltra HULKKITTEHz0rz!! u muz watch’z owt!!
AAAAWW i likez lolkat