Comments on: I’M ON UR REFRIGEMATER

By: zzackcc

zzackcc — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:23:26 +0000

dun fallz kitteh! u mus huut useff if u duz

By: BlackCat14

BlackCat14 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:28:30 +0000

u shud git off refregemater 4 break soon cuz yoo gunna bee tired up dere.

By: BlackCat14

BlackCat14 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:25:52 +0000

Gud 4 yoo kitteh.

By: Haz how many calorees?! « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:41:07 +0000

[...] u shud monitor ur caloree intake betteh. [...]

By: Lolcat 100 Calorie pak « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:00:57 +0000

[...] must watch ur caloreez. [...]

By: neaner

neaner — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:42:36 +0000

Wa?
Na, I did not hide da pupy in here.

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:04:29 +0000

Funee! cant replie to ASPCA director –
Iz alwayz say kittehs liek high places so dey can look down on ebbybodee — refleks attitude of kittehs towardz odder creatures…. (ezspeciallee dwags & humainz)

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:57:30 +0000

Much win!!!!
Gud thing Iz eating pretzil & not drinkin or laptop skreen bee vry wet!!!!

By: ASPCA director

ASPCA director — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:24:43 +0000

To put a cat on a high surface simply to take a picture of it is scandalous. As anyone who knows anything about kitties knows, cats suffer from serious vertigo in high places. This kitty likely suffered a dizzy spell and had to be rushed to a hospital immediately afterward–if owners this cruel would even seek medical treatment for thair kitties. What’s more, their brittle bones make it hard for them to land safely. The rampant cruelty on this site shames me.

(ps–I hope it’s clear that we’ve been joking…) these mock cruelty comments are a response to the kitty in the jar comment by someone who mistakenly thought that was cruel. and um, it got out of control

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:30:59 +0000

“Dis is madness!”

“No, dis is AMANAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:26:03 +0000

At least 3…

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:10:59 +0000

So, if I bake sumthin usin Melissa’s ice creem, and run it thru teh Ronco decalorimater thingee, an gib it to a charitee bake sale, after borking teh edjs, an den I baiz it wit mai monee, but eat it fur sumwhun elses, whils standing up walkin, I will save enof calorees to hab how manee cheezburgers?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:59:24 +0000

wish we thot of dat….put him, or Ben Dover, in teh program…

By: myfrisbee

myfrisbee — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:43:36 +0000

Yoo no cooks rite, Ima haf 2 show yoo nao.

By: DevilBunnies

DevilBunnies — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:14:52 +0000

Dis luks lyk mai Beowulf…an mai frydg..but eyes noes gots dat cabnytz…

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:20:11 +0000

If u was a helpful kitteh, u wud nom teh dust bunnies for momma.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:18:40 +0000

Sekund dat!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:12:52 +0000

I can has wun of dose? DO WANT!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:09:44 +0000

not-2-brite goggie is tautological.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:54:34 +0000

Hay mommee, wud yu mind dustin up here wunst in a wile? Teh dust bunnies are growlin at mee.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:50:16 +0000

OMG, a gurlfrend ov mine had a cat named Figaro and a not-tu-brite goggie named Moe, who wuz slitely shorter than an averij chair seet. An Figaro wud lie on a dining-room chair an whak Moe’s bak when he wawkd by. An Moe cud never find Figaro – hed jump an look around an growl. An yu coud tell Figaro was practiclly lol’ing every time.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:44:19 +0000

I tellz frenz that I keeps a Ronko Decalorimater on mah cownter an runz all pastrees thru it rite before cookin.
Ize pritty shure they beleevez me, too, cuz they alwaes eets up teh stuff I bring in to wurk.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:42:01 +0000

They fallz owt the borkd edges. I noo that.

By: Annie

Annie — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:39:30 +0000

Do u know da way to san hose-a

By: Jennrotten

Jennrotten — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:07:29 +0000

A friend was housesitting a kitty named Chewbacca. Her roommate’s door was right next to the fridge. Evil Chewie liked to lie on the fridge and swipe at Chris’s head when he left his bedroom.

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:49:30 +0000

Win for wit!

By: educand

educand — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:43:04 +0000

OMG, kitty looks just like one of my kitties!

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:13:36 +0000

I lieks dis form uv cardeeo. Snorgles bettr dan boring tredmill.

By: stend

stend — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:44:57 +0000

thank ewe !!! I was IN LA and missed the fun…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:26:23 +0000

NEting U kookz UZelv haz haf dah kaloreez ov somting U jst bot.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:23:37 +0000

U say daht lik itz a baaad thang! Stend haz dah funnee.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:20:50 +0000

Iz dehr a Hugh Jass heer?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:13:34 +0000

Em kitteh, daht’s da fridj bit. Dhat’s whare UR cheezbrgrs R, nots whare mai eyescreems R.

By: mini

mini — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:22:29 +0000

Himz naym wuz mistah jinglez, n he chayst spools.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:55:29 +0000

Fridgetop Cat
Iz waching u masticate

By: B!

B! — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:42:21 +0000

An tonite we dine der!!!! LOL!

By: Mount

Mount — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:42:17 +0000

ooo gurl, you betta watch yo ‘ snack-cake intake! We already need a new zip code fo’ dem THIGHS.

By: B!

B! — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:40:27 +0000

MMMMMM, goggie stile burger!!!!

Aneemal stile if uses lettuce fur da bun….

By: B!

B! — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:38:00 +0000

Dat’s good, I shoor it wudent wanna go unappreesheated foar all it duz!!

By: Allergic2Kitties

Allergic2Kitties — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:55:19 +0000

seemz da dawgz fowrgotted howz ta plaaee footzbawlz.
GO DAWGS!!!!!
~~le sigh~~

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:50:15 +0000

dis is reluhvant to mah interests

By: ghrelin

ghrelin — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:50:06 +0000

Kitteh, please, give me a break, stop your incessant calorie monitoring. I get enough dietary judgement from disapproving rabbits.
http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index.html

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:44:51 +0000

ah prevents teh freezur dor frum openin dats fur shur. no eyscreems for U, tubby…..

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:36:47 +0000

O, I noes u is nawt maekin dat fur urself. U iz maekin dat fur me, rite? I be rite daon.

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:26:34 +0000

Dis iz liek wen u baeks it urselfs! U cans maek awl teh cookies an pyes in teh wurld an dey ar awl fat-free. Is troo!!! I swares!!! An teh croissants… an teh eklayrs… an… an… mmmmmmm.

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:43 +0000

ROFL… I wuz in theeyatur in hi skul, an we alwaiz listed mike hunt in teh program… hehehehehe

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:10:17 +0000

(In a high, skweeky voice)

Dood, srsly. I think u shut mah harblz in teh door…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:03:57 +0000

Mai kitschy magnets–let me show u them.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:59:43 +0000

“if dis be Hell’s Kitchen, den……

TEH FLOAR IS LAVAAAAAAAAA!!!”

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:58:27 +0000

Refrigerater Kitteh (luks just liek ma Daisy kitteh) sez Snorgling burnz kalorees fast! Snorgle me & lose waite! Must snorgle meh 20 minuts evry dai 2 keep fit!