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I preventz teh cheezburgers from excapin.
…hek, i prevents teh HOEL FRIJJ from scaepin!
(i lufs dis frijj soooo much)
ah prevents teh freezur dor frum openin dats fur shur. no eyscreems for U, tubby…..
Em kitteh, daht’s da fridj bit. Dhat’s whare UR cheezbrgrs R, nots whare mai eyescreems R.
Dood! cheezburgrz iz lyke 5 gajillion wait wachur points!!
If you have a whole wheat bun it takes off a few points, don’t it?
ur maff iz fuzy.
(iz veri kyut.)
Bai teh wai, u iz owt uf keppitch foar teh cheezburgrs. Go tu stoar an bai sum, k? Thxbai.
Ah no can haz choklit ise kreem, U no can haz choklit ise kreem.
cheezburger iz GOOD carbs, I swarez
Is ur refrigemater running?
Bettur cach it!
alredy dun
Do u can has Printhe Alburt in teh can????
Iz dat wut dat iz? I thot it wua syense experrimint!
wua = wuz a. Mai oops!
I did but teh goggie letted him out.
enywun lukin fr Amanda Hagenkis?
Or Mr. Buttz… first name, Seymour?
Arn’t deeze too Bart Simpson’s prank callz?
Mike Hunt? Paging Mike Hunt…
ROFL… I wuz in theeyatur in hi skul, an we alwaiz listed mike hunt in teh program… hehehehehe
Dat’s good, I shoor it wudent wanna go unappreesheated foar all it duz!!
wish we thot of dat….put him, or Ben Dover, in teh program…
Iz dehr a Hugh Jass heer?
I can haz sum beer to go wif mai cheezburger? Kthxs.
Dis luks lyk mah Max Factor!! Tiger-striped tayl an ebbreything!
Grayt name 4 kitteh! Very glamurus.
Maxi sez Phanx!!
Ummmmm…”glamur-puss”? heehee
dis is in danjur of becumings a Stend Thred…
Os-Stend-tashus?
PIMP MAH THRED!
Thred-bare
U say daht lik itz a baaad thang! Stend haz dah funnee.
thank ewe !!! I was IN LA and missed the fun…
Do u know da way to san hose-a
Dis luks lyk mai Beowulf…an mai frydg..but eyes noes gots dat cabnytz…
“d00d, dat is liek ur ninfh wine coolur, srsly, ur gonna pyook…”
I’s wantz 2 mayk shure u is t3h Biggist Looser.
U alreddy r wun in mah hart.
kity so sweet! anhh.
(wayt)
AWWWW shux kitteh!
But kitteh, As soon as i opinz teh ice creem all teh caloreez fawl oout!
Iz ok I swaerz!!!
Kitteh sez: whutevar.
sinikal cat is sinikal.
U do no that anyting bot at a charitee bake sail is caloree free doncha? Its majik. Gud majik.
Dis iz liek wen u baeks it urselfs! U cans maek awl teh cookies an pyes in teh wurld an dey ar awl fat-free. Is troo!!! I swares!!! An teh croissants… an teh eklayrs… an… an… mmmmmmm.
NEting U kookz UZelv haz haf dah kaloreez ov somting U jst bot.
I tellz frenz that I keeps a Ronko Decalorimater on mah cownter an runz all pastrees thru it rite before cookin.
Ize pritty shure they beleevez me, too, cuz they alwaes eets up teh stuff I bring in to wurk.
I can has wun of dose? DO WANT!
And iffs u eet it standin up or moovin rownd, it’z ekwalz NEGATIV caloreez!
An borked cookies dun hav no kaloreez. Trufax. Srsly.
They fallz owt the borkd edges. I noo that.
Is liek when u goes to teh fair or sumfin’, and ur frends say “hey, eats a funnel caek foar meh” or whutevr. Dose calorees doan’ countz eethrr because dey is foar sumwun else…
So, if I bake sumthin usin Melissa’s ice creem, and run it thru teh Ronco decalorimater thingee, an gib it to a charitee bake sale, after borking teh edjs, an den I baiz it wit mai monee, but eat it fur sumwhun elses, whils standing up walkin, I will save enof calorees to hab how manee cheezburgers?
At least 3…
Kitteh luks liek he’s watchin sumwun cook… “Yez, dat’s it, add moar beefs… a liddle moar… moar… naow sum cheez… k… moar cheez… I sed moar cheez… DAT’S NOT ENUFF CHEEZ, UR DOIN IT RONG!!!”
Kitteh is backseet chef!
Hmmph!
Ur cheezburgerz SUCK!
Takes me to Staek n Shakes.
hmmph.
EMERIL U AINT!!!!!
Mmmm. Staek n Shake. Dey just openend wun up down da road frum me in GA, but I still not haz wun in LA. Hafta go alla way to Mobile, AL to get Staek n Shakes. DO NOT WANT.
Kitteh’s no watchin cuuking
Kitteh watchin dose mowsies poopin in da stove
jus waitin 4 mowsie ta pop awt
**member da green mile mowsie ??!!**
Himz naym wuz mistah jinglez, n he chayst spools.
iz catatouille?
Atkins Kitteh says,
“Dubble meetz, but hoald teh bun
on mai cheezburger.”
MMMMMM, goggie stile burger!!!!
Aneemal stile if uses lettuce fur da bun….
Iz here, reddy for u to feedz me. Kthnxbai!
an iz such guud gard kitteh when u not lookin iz will save u frum ur cheezburger.
lookey! ovr there!
monorail kitteh haz stoppd 4 refewling.
monorayl cat mkII haz teh bar fridj. Getz ebrywhare layt an crashz lawtz. . . but teh passnjurz seem to enjoi teh rydz.
Mom you are so cold …
course i is…I is a refrigemater
and i gots cat style on top of that
sign posted:
All participants in this kitchen will be subjected to a cat scan.
ohhh I sawwwww dat — moar Richard Simmons for Uz!
U gots nufin but a shubocks an a jient bowl up heer
I makes it mah primerry cheezburger observashun post, okey?
gold stripey kitteh watchin tv in kichhen. LSU on. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
seemz da dawgz fowrgotted howz ta plaaee footzbawlz.
GO DAWGS!!!!!
~~le sigh~~
Refrigerater Kitteh (luks just liek ma Daisy kitteh) sez Snorgling burnz kalorees fast! Snorgle me & lose waite! Must snorgle meh 20 minuts evry dai 2 keep fit!
I lieks dis form uv cardeeo. Snorgles bettr dan boring tredmill.
“if dis be Hell’s Kitchen, den……
TEH FLOAR IS LAVAAAAAAAAA!!!”
An tonite we dine der!!!! LOL!
“Dis is madness!”
“No, dis is AMANAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
Mai kitschy magnets–let me show u them.
(In a high, skweeky voice)
Dood, srsly. I think u shut mah harblz in teh door…
Much win!!!!
Gud thing Iz eating pretzil & not drinkin or laptop skreen bee vry wet!!!!
O, I noes u is nawt maekin dat fur urself. U iz maekin dat fur me, rite? I be rite daon.
Kitteh, please, give me a break, stop your incessant calorie monitoring. I get enough dietary judgement from disapproving rabbits.
http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index.html
dis is reluhvant to mah interests
ooo gurl, you betta watch yo ‘ snack-cake intake! We already need a new zip code fo’ dem THIGHS.
Fridgetop Cat
Iz waching u masticate
Win for wit!
Sekund dat!
OMG, kitty looks just like one of my kitties!
A friend was housesitting a kitty named Chewbacca. Her roommate’s door was right next to the fridge. Evil Chewie liked to lie on the fridge and swipe at Chris’s head when he left his bedroom.
OMG, a gurlfrend ov mine had a cat named Figaro and a not-tu-brite goggie named Moe, who wuz slitely shorter than an averij chair seet. An Figaro wud lie on a dining-room chair an whak Moe’s bak when he wawkd by. An Moe cud never find Figaro – hed jump an look around an growl. An yu coud tell Figaro was practiclly lol’ing every time.
not-2-brite goggie is tautological.
Hay mommee, wud yu mind dustin up here wunst in a wile? Teh dust bunnies are growlin at mee.
If u was a helpful kitteh, u wud nom teh dust bunnies for momma.
Yoo no cooks rite, Ima haf 2 show yoo nao.
To put a cat on a high surface simply to take a picture of it is scandalous. As anyone who knows anything about kitties knows, cats suffer from serious vertigo in high places. This kitty likely suffered a dizzy spell and had to be rushed to a hospital immediately afterward–if owners this cruel would even seek medical treatment for thair kitties. What’s more, their brittle bones make it hard for them to land safely. The rampant cruelty on this site shames me.
(ps–I hope it’s clear that we’ve been joking…) these mock cruelty comments are a response to the kitty in the jar comment by someone who mistakenly thought that was cruel. and um, it got out of control
Funee! cant replie to ASPCA director –
Iz alwayz say kittehs liek high places so dey can look down on ebbybodee — refleks attitude of kittehs towardz odder creatures…. (ezspeciallee dwags & humainz)
Wa?
Na, I did not hide da pupy in here.
[...] must watch ur caloreez. [...]
[...] u shud monitor ur caloree intake betteh. [...]
Gud 4 yoo kitteh.
u shud git off refregemater 4 break soon cuz yoo gunna bee tired up dere.
dun fallz kitteh! u mus huut useff if u duz