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Is the coast clear?
the coast IS clear…. now we can settle this
FIGHT!
I can has no wyr han-garz?
No mor wyr han-garz EVARRRR!!
Puppie dearest
Iz Joan Crawford! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
o ya??
http://www.tinyurl.com/3bpr48
http://www.hssaz.org/Images/alumni/tonka.jpg
http://www.marshu.com/collection-pictures-sleeping-cat-between-clothes-hangers.php
YEAH!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzIG_iZRWY
Iz one uv ma favrit BOC songses!
No one? Good… Ok Doggie-kins you would look just too darling in that black cocktail dress, NO REALLY, I’ll help you k, …. no they won’t get mad, trust me, they’ll go running for their camera….Would I LIE?
snarksnarkgigglegiggle…just clearing my throat… ok less show em!
oh noes, colleen…yu be gettin teh puppeh in beeg trubble….wait, dat’s what yu MEEN to do, isn it???? Yu notty!
No, I being “catty”. hee hee hee
OH YESH!!!
Poor goggie is full of teh naive.
eksept wut if teh pooch gets las laff?
neber undar estimbate teh powr of teh LBD.
dat iz so funnee
typical cat…!
Kant ignoor me if i ignoor yous furst! Neener neener!
Can dis marraje be sayved? Next on Dokter Fil!
Mai COM kalls him Dr Fullofit…jus sayin..
Laydees hoam jurnel
Whut is dis COM u haz. At furst, I thinkz purrhapz “Companion Of (the) Moment,” butt ahn thinkeeg moar, bleeve it to be “Crazy Old Man.” Iz rite?
Yiss! COL and COM jus got marreed not too long ago and we and all ther familee very happee for tehm!
“Well, Doktur Fil, I is nawt sayeng ALL mens ar dawgs but…”
Dis relashunships proly not out. “Bestus indicatzer ub futur behavurs iz teh pass behavurs.” Butz WAITz! Doctur Fhil be willin to hep U! He sav teh day wit teh THERAPIEZ! We WANTZ! OHHHHH, thnx U Drs Fhil U mai Heroz!
(talk about a hairless monkee)
6:30 a.m.(let me try that again)
Dis relationship proly not gonna works out. Bests indicaterz oub future behavurs iz teh pass behavurs. But Waitz! Docter Fhil be willin to hep U! Hesav teh day wit teh FREE tharapeez fur U! WE WAntz! Ohhhhh, totur Fhils U MAI HERO!
(Talk bout teh hairless monkey!)
Plz I cann have more cwaffee nowz?
“I’S” ignoring your ignoring me. Spelng n punksashion verry portint.
ands hao!
I’s ignoring you ignoring me ignoring you!
Mommeh needz moar clothz
U notis that too. Maybeez doctur fhil trow in teh free wardrobez wit teh free therapeez.
Ok, Ok, I go nowz.
Kthxbai
Who be givven me that dam avatar? NOT WANT!
dat mice movd verr fast. Keep ur i’s open or we havin no clothz left.
Win!
Our Hyoomun sez he came out of teh closet, which wai diddee go?
Straight?
Yuk yuks on all kinds of levels
yez… but is dowtful. jus aks teh Repubicans.
goggie sai “i not gai. rly!”
i work at a newspaper, and we’ve been LOLing big time at this story. one of my workfrenz says craig should’ve done this at his news conference:
*craig at stand surrounded by female strippers*
CRAIG: I am not gay! I LOVE b1tches and hos! Why, just last week, I was cheating on my wife with this hot teenage slut, and …
*craig’s male assistant comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder*
*craig punches him in the face*
CRAIG: Hey, d00d, get away from me! Don’t ever come up behind me like that again, or I’ll really hurt you!
ROFL, uzuilly teh gai jokes are teh funny…
kitteh: we needs 2 get furnishur. i sicko sit dis carpet.
duggy: i has rug rash.
I gibs u a furniture if sumwhon explains to me how I link my name to my blog. I dunno hows!
kthxbai (for now)
No one explains it 2 me? well, just go to http://dmariewms.wordpress.com/
for the LOLChair
al u duz is payst link in “URI” boks wen u coment. eezy!
(i not needs a furnichur tho)
Lets see if this works….LOLChair (click my name)
*blushes* I furgot to say Thank U!
Um….Thank U!
yeps!
ur welcom
i has totily scrudup wer ma replys spozta go… i fink i needs slepp.
so kewt!!!
Call Ducter Fhil. Tehn call me. I doan knowz how either.
Dog: Okey, whaer iz toy truk?
Kitteh: I don noes
Dog: U serch heer, i lookz dere
Kitteh: Okey
Kitteh sez: Wait a sec. I is kitteh. I’ll have a nap, u luk fer toy truk. kthxnightnight.
Wate! I dun remember…who keeps lookout adn who poops in shooz?
Dis salt an pepur shakurs don seem to be a matchin set.
80’s video lolcat sings:
“If u doan noe me bai nao, u wil neber neber neber noe me!”
Oh FANKS, naow dat stuk in mah haid.
i r allus hapey to help fix ur eerwurm. i can has PLENTY of opshuns.
[evul chukul]
NOOOOOOOES! Teh onee way 2 fix is wid anudder eerwurm, so nothxbai.
(Mai best fren calls me at wurk 2 sing “I Think I Love You” or “The Small World Song”, then she lawlz and hangs up. Noaw DAT’S evul.)
…lytwayt.
If dass ur bes fren, I’d hate to meet ur wurst emenie!
Mah assistunt has X-Man levul Eerwurm Powir. Evree song he sing owt lowd get stuck in mah hed. I tell him, he keep dis up, he is FIYURD!!!
He jus laf and sing anuthr sawng.
uv cors, wut i fink of is Teh Doors… u noes we nots can get mush hiyer….
U can haz Ceti Eel.
Ditto. Not nice to stick stuff in my haed dis early in teh morning it be der awl day. NOT WANT!
btw, “NinjaHausfrau” screenaem is can has teh SO MUCH awsum.
u shur u gib boogey man rit drecshuns?
Theez twoo needz sum kounsellin
is mah cat box over there? do you smellz it?
I like this one,..hopefully picture and bad titles curse be broken, now ? me thinks?
…wut curss?
Shame Bifore teh Closet…a smash hit brot to u bai ur lokle community theeatur.
A famly is split asundr bai teh revelashuns reveeld wen spring kleening goze arai. Can they come together in time for teh annual nayberhood yard sale? Warm fuzziniss melds histarikly wif teh dynamiks of a famly in witch teh diffrences bring us all closer together.
tikkits on sales nao: 800-ARF-MEOW
Oh, Flartus, we missuz yu so mush wen yu not here!!
WINNY WINNY WIN!
To be trendily renamed “Yardsale” for Broadway / Big Screen… Is that the MGM lion roaring in the distance?
yesh! Get in the car!!
Noe watez I can tak him!!
the calico cat and the gingham dog, they can has duel?
10 paces in either direction!
go!
Lookit in teh clawsit.
Dis perthun has no shoes!!!!
SHOES.
OMG, shews!
doze shews is mine BETCH!!!
witch in dis case, mebbe we takes fur litterally?
I bleeve we do.
u jus HADS tu go ther, dids u.
oh.
oh.
oh.
oh… an by teh wai?…
I dun stoar myz shoos inda clozzit wif ma cloze, it gives dem steenkees. Ma shoos liv in da tv room by da door. Nekkie feet iz happee feet.
2nite on Cat Eye for Teh Strayt Dawg:
Kitteh Kressley: “Wut in teh naym uv teh gud lord Armani iz dis trajik mess? Ai cannot ebin luk at dis clozit! Sweetee, we r takin u shoppin RITE NAOW b4 mah i-bawls asplodes frum teh drabness!”
Doggeh: “Baroo?”
Jeenyus!
Oh No…I WUV my black dress…it be all – occasion, It say “I kin be digging the bones, AND trendy while I am loping elegantly after Mr. Postperson”.
ok i mus kno — who arr yu? bcuz you can has a strong CO aksent, eben tyepings.
Who is I? Onlee teh Shado noes! Muwwah hah hah hahhh… cough cough…
I (rarely) comment on CO as BonzoGal, and on SOMC as KittyPants. (You meant “Cute Overload” and not “Colorado”, right? Cuz I is a native Caleefornyun.) I lurk on CO much more than I comment.
wel dat splaynzit.
an no, i wuds not rekoniez a Colorado aksint.
Dat’s cuz we doan’t HAS an aksint in Colorado.
(sez anuthr undarcovr CO peep)
(er… bofe kinds)
onlyz dem furrineers dem haz de axscent, not no waiz da COLORADOzes. We Colo etc alwaiz speekz good n rite wid gramma n punti…punce…dots and dem fings.
“Furriners” meening dey Texisans an dey Califoarnyins, of korse.
I duz has teh Cali axxent, fer sher… WUDeber.
I iz some1 els on SOMC 2. Can U gess who BG/KP?
I will gezz rong prolly, but lemme gib it a shawt: iz u finsterbaby?
iz dis whut tehy call … puppee-lub? *blush*
hee. now als we need iz sum sketti meetbals.
Awwww – Lady and the Tramp. Wud luk quite swiet wid dese two.
If it iz, I tink Rusty frum a fyoo daiz ago mait haz hiz feelerz hurted.
…Noe, i iz ignorin u ignorin mee firs
He went… DATTAWAI!!!
Kitteh: Until we work through this incessant crotch-sniffing issue you have, I… I just… I’m sorry, I just can’t even LOOK at you right now.
Doggeh: Wut?
AWSUM!!!!
Teh doggeh. wut?
My doggie like dat too, but I lubs himz.
Idunno,,,,durrrrrr wut?
Poor baybee.
My Lukerdoo has manee stoopies.
ROFL, I has a kitteh nawt 2 brite eeder, himz full uv lub, but himz hed haz a lil pistasheeo-size brane. He luk at us liek, “Uhhhh… wut? I don’t git it.”
Ha!! I has a stoopy kitteh too – I lurvs him muchlee, but himz rly is nawt too brite – but wut cracks meh up iz dat he finks he is SO brillyunt an smart! Himz is just certin uv it.
LOLs to y’alls!
Mah puppeh r almost smart…she seems so normul mos of teh time, and den she runs into teh door or sumfing.
Our pore liddle stoopy frenz…gud ting we’s heer to takes kare of dem..and laff!
Its a frunt. Dey is jus lulzing u intu a fals sens of skurity. Sumdey dey is gowing tu tayk ober teh wurld!!1!
Den wee awl be sarry we lafft at dem…
…or at leest, teh closit.
Dey cant takes ober untill dey lernz 2 operait da can opner!
Doze naut silli kittehs, raddah dahn stroppi 1z? If U haz stroppi kitteh, U noze!
Dog and kitteh seem
out to prove the proverb that
ignorance is bliss.
The kitteh, ever protective of her fud dish, takes a quick kibble inventory. She can not display too much anger, foar teh puppeh did just discover her trying to hide his favorite nylabone™. An uneasy truce had settled over the household for the past few days, and now the very air was thick with tension. Would these new affronts be the downfall of the tenuous peace? Neither one wanted to be the first to act, yet both knew deep down that they must. The kitteh silently sheathed and unsheathed her claws instinctively, her tail tip twitched in short, quick flitters. The puppeh suppressed an urge to growl and bare his teeth. A gentle breeze whistled quietly through the screen of an open window. Outside, in the distance, a lone cardinal sang for it’s mate…
I tink I reded dis buk wunse.
Kitteh: “Nice dog breath, Biatch.”
Puppeh: “Nice stinky poots, Pussy.”
you go there. i want hide in closetz..
U Peeps ona rollz today! Me laughs much!
Thank U!
Kitteh and Puppeh are looking for the mysterious vanishing post from teh front page of ICHC…
Should be ‘ur’ not ‘your’
ahhh! a gerund – is eatable or iz dat gerbull?
Forbidden love.
“So uh…. hey”
“Last night did we….?”
Dis iz my kitteh n my doggie. Diz closet is overflow closet for clothes there are no room for in deh bedroom (sinze u all wondered why i no have no OMG SHOES). Diz kitteh and diz doggie are both alpha and kitteh and doggie when they get 2gether can never decide who is in charge. That’s why kitteh and doggie turn and look other way, neither wants to instigate other.
that is SOOOOOOOO catty!!