More Lolz: Lolcats Loldogs Funny Look-Alikes Lol News & Politics Fun With Charts Fail Pix & Vids Engrish Lolspeak Wiki
Lolcats n Funny Pictures
Pick a picture
Upload any picture, or use our images.
Add a caption
Write something funny. You can even make one just for your friends.
Save it or Submit it
» Make One Now!
(Tips & FAQ)
« Previous I HAS A FLAVOR TOO | RECHARGEABLE CAT Next »
photo and caption by: RedLeeroy
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I B first!!!
yea! itz gud 2 b furst. dis kitteh haz steeley eyed stair. wil maek ur eyz get krosseded reely phast. bery potent kitteh.
so - if you blink first…
wow. not so lucky ;o)
i knows i keeps bringin it up, but it IZ one of mai favoright episodes…
dont blink
you blink, you die
dont turn around
dont look away
and dont blink
good luck!
Dat one wuz on heer just teh udder nite! Eeet’s a small wurld aaaafter awl! XD
Was guid partlee cos teh Doktoor not in it so much.
HEY! do not blaspheme…
Mai brane b ded. Kyute kitteh dun speek to me dis apternoon!
Tuk nap wid Manfrd blankie. Brane not so ded nao. Awlwayz helps to hab kitteh blankie at naptime!!
I be third (I hope!)! En - mai brayn be ded, too. An non-blinkin kitteh haz skeered mee away frum mai keybord! Eeeeek
This just isn’t fair.
It’s been twenty minutes now.
Kitteh never blinks.
kitteh has much win az it relatez to staring
win win win win win
win win win win win [deep breath]
win win win win win
Repeats? Hey. Neat trick.
Why didn’t I think of that?
So much easier.
i iz I.T. d00d
i noes all teh best shortcuts
copy/payst iz oen
KickahaOta
Speaks only in haiku style
Lives a life of Zen
Out of all the words
I could use about my life,
“Zen” might be the worst.
Plz to point to scatbox.. I haz to pee!
Yu ar gettin sleepy…sleepy…sleepy…zzz*snort*wha - oh I wuz sayin - um, yu are gettin sleepyzzzz**zsnkwher?**
Dang.
I can has cheezburgur even if I dont hipnertize yu?
ov korse u can haz cheezburger, kitteh. u praktise ur hipnertizm latur aftur ur nap.
This just in from Rooters / AP - Addlepated Press: “The winner of the First Annual Stare Down Tournament attributes his success to his sapphire blue contacts, which induces( CHEEZBURGA) a hypnotic quality (CHEEZBURGA) which reduces the opponent (MMM CHEEZBURGA) to a watery eyed breakdown (I WANT CHEEZBURGA NOW), and their has been an unusual desire to indulge in hamburgers covered with cheese after the bout ends”.
Wut an inneresting artikle! Um… I has 2 go naow… suddinly I has teh hongree…
i can has subliminabuls?
is dat liek dah lunchabbuls? (pleh)
lunchabbulls. dubble PLEH. not nootrishuss.
but tastee!
Onlee cos teh subliminabuls R cheezbrgrz.
dont luk! bella kitteh vampire kitteh!
aszoon asu say dunt luk….. oh noes i lukd!! naow im in spelt uv kitteh
Anybody else see the PETA ad demanding the shutdown of “bonsai kitten” website?
Is this a joke?
No, sigh, it’s not a joke- they know it’s not “for real”, but they think it’ll promote cruelty to kittehs. They insist that someone, somewhere will try this.
I like PETA for some of their campaigns, but I’m not with them on this. There are FAR worse things going on out there they could work on.
Extremism of any kind is suspect in my book, and PETA never seems to have their priorities quiiiiiite sorted out…so now they’re spending time being outraged over the bonsai kitten gag?
*headdesk*
Shorter PETA (in re Bonsai Kitten)
Trilyunz of bebeh kittehs is krewely foalded, spinduld and mew-tilayted fur dekrativ purposiz…Donut do dis. PLZ DONUT DO DIS
I is haf surpryzed dey not preshurin dis siet to change naem to somfing otehr than “I can has Cheezburger” since cheezburgrs iz maed frum kowz and whutnot and heben furbid aneewun shud eber do somfing liek feed a cheezburgur to an obliget carnivoar liek a kitteh
(no joke, a cat owners forum where i go sometimes got spammed by some loon trying to convince the members to switch their cats to…vegan cat food…vegan people food is ok, but to be so dogmatic about it as to try and force veganism onto cats…PLEH…FTL)
I Can Has Brokoli - jus dusnt hav du sam rnig 2 it.
Did eye heer a can openizer?
Mai vetrinarian has trubbls wid peepl wut trai to feed kittehs and puppehs vegan diets- he triez to tell them it’s NAWT RITE 4 animuls, and dat dey’re acktooally bein crool bai malnootrishunin their “companion animals”! He tole me wun lady killed 2 uv her dogs bai doin that. Stoopy…
FREE WATERFALL, Jr. : “I taught a lion to eat tofu”
LION: *cough* *gasp*
Futurama is still teh awsum
Wun tyme mah wyfe, shee trai to malnootrishin me wit uh vejnutebul fud. She sed jus trai wun dinnr wit no meet. Ah sed hunee ah dint eevawlve to top ov teh fud chayne to eet gras en leevz.
But shee mayde dis sad fayce en blinkded her eyez. Sigh, mayde mah hed esplode. So dat nyte ah eeted vejnutebul dinnr. Ah tankded her foar cookin it, en we went 2 see a moobee. On way home, teh wind,… it had a smell! Chikin! Teh liddul peesiz ov chikin wuz cawlling mee! Dey wuz sayin Eeet us wee has flavrz… en nootrimintz. So ah did. En dats wai ah amz still alyves today . Ah lyke 2 tink so eneeway.
People are crazy, and cats are carnivores; crazy peeps don’t know/don’t care about either. I’ve known plenty of vegetarians and vegans–and I’ve nothing against their lifestyle choices, frankly–to inflict vegetarian or vegan food on a cat, and it’s just not right. Kittehs’ tums are made for meat. My beautiful boy-kitteh (12 years old last week) has never eaten an inordinate vegetable in his life, and is super-healthy, very playful, and very, ah, “regular” in his habits.
Bein Dogmatic to kittehs??? Nooooo…
Srsly, vegematarian diet for kittehs/goggehs maykes noe sense. Hyewmins r omnivores — we can eats jus bout anyting — kittehs an goggehs = carnivores. Dey can gets bery sikk frum veggie diets. Not mayde dat way! Ifn u wants vegematarian pet, gitz a bunnny or rowdent.
Sry PETA — in teh wyle, animules eats each others.
Kthxbai.
Oooops… shd be “in teh wyld”.
Hey, cud sumbunny invents a lolcat spelllchekz?
Wun-weigh tikket to Looonyville?
Ur telin me? At least wyle/wyld was not teh risque!
Sorry - thot I wood beet ScotchandMoreScotch to it!
Cats can’t be vegan, they need meat. There are certain things in meat that cats need (amino acids?). Dogs can be vegans however. Kittehs must stay carnivores. I’ll step off my soapbox now. thxbai.
Kittehs has to hab Taurine. Meat has Taurine. Vegan kitteh be….daed kitteh walkin.
Kitteh’s now posed to stay indoors all teh time peeps, live much long time pared to teh outside kittehs. Too much dizeases, too much carz, too much crazy peeps what wantz ro hurt teh kittehs. Outside kitteh be daed kitteh walkin. (sigh) sad but true.
an too much cayotez, too much ov teh oranj stuff . . .
“kowz and whutnot”=cheezburger. much funnie.
Vegan cat fud? I can haz blindness?
Kittehz need taurine foar i-site, onlee sorce iz proteenz frum aneemalz. Iz ok, cuz kittehs is predatrrrs! Dey can has meetee noms!
Ebbry1 who sai “kettehs kan notz be veggiez!” iz rite! U triez 2 maek kittehs B veggies, dey goez an katchez an eetz dah burdz and rodentz, or getz sick an diez coz they not haz Taurine.
Peepz who sayz oddahwize iz deluded or rong (or both)!
I beez lurnz sumfing dailee…dind noe dat LOLCATSPEECH havz wurd foar ” OBLIGATE CARNIVORE” in de LOLCAT dicshuenairie. congo ratz to youz!
I checked & here’s PETAs site: http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/p2bonsaikitten?c=p2_339g&gclid=CJfd4tbTm44CFReQGgoduRZeYg
PETA getz mai vote fur Stoopyist Hyoomins!!
I have always loved animals and do not condone mistreatment of them. But PETA & I rarely agree. They’re rether over the top with some of their causes.
PETA tinks dwinkin miwk iz “inzlavment o animals(cows)”
bud miwk iz gud!
… I wonder if a certain part time aerobics instructor who took a ‘become a paralegal’ class at the learning annex is behind this?
halp !!! I need a legal professional !!!
15 years ago, I would’ve fed my kitties a vegan diet, but now I know better! I’m here to help you ignorant people, because I am a legal professional, and a teacher!
‘DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
U feedz ur kittehs a vegan dyet, dey’ll just go outz an eet meesez and birdz. Mai kitteh, Captain, wuz unforchunately wun of teh expurt birdcatz, an wuz still catchin an thuralee devowrin sparowz an robbins at teh tendur age uv 17. We put bellz on her, but dem birdz still fell prey to teh ninja skillz.
U starve an indoor cat liek dat and ur in trubble. U start lookin likez cheezburger to dem.
Sallee Struthurz sez: Does u want tu maeks more moniez? Sure, we all du.
….”Be it mayl or femayl, U can haz fashun!”
OK, but illegal professional might be more fun. . .
I can’t see the funny in that bonsai kitten thing AT ALL. It just reminds me that we live in a cruel world and people do sick things for pure enjoyment. I am not an “extremist” by any means……..but that just made me feel sick — and are YOU 100% sure that it isn’t/hasn’t been done? I am not.
Ick yuck plewy.
I go throw up now. thankz bai.
Don’t hurry coming back!
why b’cz I don’t think it was funny? Have you ever seen what they do to baby calves to make veal? I am tender-hearted and I gave my opinion — wasn’t “attacking” anyone.
iz nots teh saem. thikr skin wuds mabey halps u sumtyme. is ups tu u tho.