Comments on: RECHARGEABLE CAT

By: odinfromcentr2

odinfromcentr2 — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:39:36 +0000

Even teh kittehs are going green. :-p

By: tasia

tasia — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:27:53 +0000

resitanse is futile!

By: Aaronr

Aaronr — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:00:05 +0000

Rechargeable cat now available in Lithium Ion

(sniff sniff, Billy Mays is gone ;(

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:06:49 +0000

Billy Meows: Hai, Billy Meows here, and I’m here to sell you the new, INSTA-CAT! Just inflate, plug in, and in no time at all, you have your own cat! When not plugged in, it runs only on cheezburgers, so it is completely eco-friendly!
But wait, call now, and we’ll throw in a camera AND the patented Capshun Facturee! Yes, you can stick captions on your new Insta-Cat and take a picture of him and upload it to the Interwebs, to make people laugh all day long!
.
*in tiny voice barely audible on speakers* Insta-Cat and it’s creators, Cheezy Burg Inc., are not responsible for any scratchings, dog-torturings, food-stealings, early waking up, or laser damage that may occur while using Insta-Cat. Insta-Cat may possibly destroy any other house pets. Caption remover not included.

By: madame.yolanda

madame.yolanda — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:10:16 +0000

I wantz rechargable cat.

By: lazer kitteh is ekofrendly « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:00:52 +0000

[...] i nawt sew ekofrendly. [...]

By: Yakumo Fuji

Yakumo Fuji — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:28:50 +0000

Resitanse is fu… fut… resistanse dun work.

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:52:37 +0000

Portable kitteh??

By: Jus a tipz… « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:01:18 +0000

[...] plz use charger cable that cames with ur kitteh. [...]

By: joel

joel — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:17:35 +0000

hehe whn eyz green meanz eet fully chargedt

By: Charlie

Charlie — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 17:27:31 +0000

IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR!…

By: jakeradz

jakeradz — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:21:01 +0000

u dont wanna know where dis pluggeded into……

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:25:59 +0000

Hey, I knowz da annou- anuo- invisbl spekn guy in dat Romin Gnom k’mershuls. He big-time hamfrend (ham liek raydio, I meenz) and much big kitteh-lover. He an hiz wief doptd 2 kittehs from no-kill sheltr. One wuz blind, da uver hads no eylidz. Gary and be wikid gud frenz of kittehs.

kthxbai!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:45:06 +0000

Nao we noes why Rudy dint has his lazers on

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:42:53 +0000

Oh, bovver!

By: michelle

michelle — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:09:14 +0000

unauthorized charger.

By: tiana

tiana — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:23:46 +0000

THAT’S MY CAT!!!! SHE’S FAMOUS!!!

By: sassy

sassy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:13:03 +0000

Hey mister, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Your rechargeble cat doesn’t work. I just got back from the vet after nearly frying poor Muttinpuff’s whiskers off.

Please post a warning should you, in the future, decide to post such tempting ideas.

By: ronniecat

ronniecat — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:37:18 +0000

*APPLAUSE*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:01:56 +0000

Mee, too! I speshully liek “Oh, grow up!”

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:59:08 +0000

Do NOT plug yr kitteh into howsehold current!! Howsehold current is AC – alterating current; kitteh needs DC – domestic cat!
Ddt-PDDT!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:10:34 +0000

Byootiful! Gud wun!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:54:35 +0000

I has to admit – I luvs the Roaming Gnome. For teh voyse, of corse.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:49:22 +0000

Eight howrs? Wher yu get kitteh that recharjus in onlee eight howrs? Mine taik at leest 6teen!!

By: Pixy Misa

Pixy Misa — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:00:33 +0000

Kitty eyes are burning bright
Down the hallway, to the right.
Newer model has WiFi?
Time to upgrade, KTHXBAI.

By: S!

S! — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:50:10 +0000

No needz be green- yellow is k. el kitteh no has batteries with memry.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:42:27 +0000

Iffin yu doan alreddee no, den we ain’t gonna tell ya!! LOL

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:37:38 +0000

Hey, I gotz wun ob dem!!! Berry tiring sum daiz!

By: CalvinAndTucker

CalvinAndTucker — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:33:26 +0000

solar powered kitties, FTW!

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:30:19 +0000

“Oh, dear,” said the Borg. “We’ve assimilated Pooh.”

By: Roody's Mom

Roody's Mom — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:41:45 +0000

In soveeeyet Rusha, lazers charge YOU!

By: Roody's Mom

Roody's Mom — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:37:22 +0000

Mah kittehs rachargz in da sunshyne. Dey gets all warminfuzzy with snorglebelliez. Then wen sun mooves, kittehs wayk up, reddy tuh goez!

By: bean

bean — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:40:12 +0000

that’s pretty much what i was going to say…

By: Lotje

Lotje — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:38:35 +0000

is old model, my comes wif blututh

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:30:06 +0000

Hi lazr kitteh needz manez powah 4 lazrz.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:24:58 +0000

LOLROFHHS!!! WIN!!!11!!

By: Jude

Jude — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:14:42 +0000

Oh NOES!!1! Plz doan do dat! Tihnk of teh lolkittehz!

By: B!

B! — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:13:52 +0000

Call foar bak up! NO, DON BAKUP!!!!

By: B!

B! — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:12:33 +0000

An heer I thot de OWTPUT wuz coal…..

Hoo’s turn is it to shovl da kittehs?

By: B!

B! — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:08:55 +0000

Or a meezer! (Oops, same ting!)

By: B!

B! — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:04:52 +0000

Yah, don unplug da rechargr until da lites R gren!

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:46:03 +0000

“dyslexic of borg” = LOLOL!!!11!1!!!1!!!!

By: MadLibrarian

MadLibrarian — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:39:57 +0000

RechargableKat needs UPS, or goes PLEH with lightenig stryke! Bad for kitteh!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:32:42 +0000

Dat’s it…ur grounded!

Wait, I meen…ur not grounded!!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:30:29 +0000

“Am ah going to die?”

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:28:53 +0000

Also available in teh “weather-resistant” models that stands at teh door:

K-lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeouthelloooooolemmeout

(opens door)…8.6 seconds pass

Not so grate owt heer ackshully K-lemmeinlemmeinlemmeinLET MEH INhelloooooolemmein

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:24:42 +0000

Ai is LolKyootus of Bork…prepar to bee assimu…azmimi…brot in with teh rest of us! Resistance is fyootial!!

Iz naps tiem nao. KTHXBAI.

By: divageek

divageek — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:20:14 +0000

or luk liek Don King in cayse u not noes who Phyllis Diller iz.

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:01:19 +0000

oop. me need three prongz.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:42:13 +0000

Oh teholcattery!!!!!