RECHARGEABLE CAT
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Rechargeable cat… batteries sold sprately
yay! me gotz first comment hehe
He’s fully charged. Both indicator lights are lit.
Exaktly! If kitteh wuz still chargin, eyes would be closed and head would be in down position…
yes, but they are yellow. they need to be green
Yah, don unplug da rechargr until da lites R gren!
No needz be green- yellow is k. el kitteh no has batteries with memry.
that’s pretty much what i was going to say…
U can tells it’s recharging because teh little yellow lights on teh front are on. When it is awl chargded, den dey lites up green.
Blinky red lites meenz ur kitteh is borked. Or posessed.
Oh noes! I can has similar idea posted at same tiem?
no, we all just thinking alike
seems to happen alot around here
…because we is a community of borked. resistance is futile
WIN!!!
wee r 3 of 9.
wee luvs teh kittehs.
so will u.
u will b assimilated N2 teh cheezburgr.
^_^
we are the dyslexic of Borg.
Your ass will be laminated.
LOL!! Teh bes phunnie for teh win!
“dyslexic of borg” = LOLOL!!!11!1!!!1!!!!
LOLROFHHS!!! WIN!!!11!!
Ai is LolKyootus of Bork…prepar to bee assimu…azmimi…brot in with teh rest of us! Resistance is fyootial!!
Iz naps tiem nao. KTHXBAI.
“Oh, dear,” said the Borg. “We’ve assimilated Pooh.”
Oh, bovver!
Resitanse is fu… fut… resistanse dun work.
oooops. i I THOT I red all teh posts befoar I commintz!
GMTA!!!!!!♥♥♥
Or a meezer! (Oops, same ting!)
Is Kitteh wireless? Maybe thats as far as it can go without being unplugged =(
Lite Brite kitteh comes wit 2 pegs only.
win, win, and more win!
nom nom nom drain battrees very quiklee, must recharge everee nite for full eight hours
Mah kitteh rechargz in da day time – so she can PLAY with ME all night while I’z sleepin.
Mah kittehs rachargz in da sunshyne. Dey gets all warminfuzzy with snorglebelliez. Then wen sun mooves, kittehs wayk up, reddy tuh goez!
solar powered kitties, FTW!
Eight howrs? Wher yu get kitteh that recharjus in onlee eight howrs? Mine taik at leest 6teen!!
Manufacture Warning: Overcharging kitteh can lead to undesirable results (Like your couch is now COMPLETLY shredded). Do not want!
Lazur kitteh eez in fur reparez…
(battree rekallz arr teh pleh!)
Nao we noes why Rudy dint has his lazers on
Dang, dis old kitteh- want noo kitteh wid Wifi!
I can haz iFelyne?
Portable kitteh??
Kitty eyes are burning bright
Down the hallway, to the right.
Newer model has WiFi?
Time to upgrade, KTHXBAI.
Byootiful! Gud wun!
*APPLAUSE*
For best results Pleaze charge 8 hours before first use thx
moar lik 20 hrs foar my kittehs. Dey runs aroan an den dey floop an I has to plug dem in til deh all chrg up agin.
IKEALAWYRSEZ “If u no chargez ur kitteh atefirstimehours, waraunty has fail. kthx.
just rechargin mah lazers.
Rechargeable kitteh is rechargin’
Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….
Dell Rechargeable Cattery
is about to asplode
When kitteh’ eyeses turn teh green,
reedee to goes!
And den…..
runrunrunrunrunrunrun
bounceebounceebouncee
shedshedshedshed
knockstuffofftable
3 hrs later
plz to be puggin bak in.
needz ’bout 3-4 hrs.
KTHNXGO’WAIBAI ZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz
Also does the:
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
nomnomnomnomnomnom
After teh nomnom, DEN needz pluginz in!
Also available in teh “weather-resistant” models that stands at teh door:
K-lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeouthelloooooolemmeout
(opens door)…8.6 seconds pass
Not so grate owt heer ackshully K-lemmeinlemmeinlemmeinLET MEH INhelloooooolemmein
Hey, I gotz wun ob dem!!! Berry tiring sum daiz!
peeps say:
human1 “honee, as soon as we get ther, plug cat in first”
human2 “ok, will do”
later teh same day………..
human1 “honee, didya membr to plug cat in?”
human2 ” yes, honee, cat has bin plugged in?”
Naw. Kittehs iz solar-powrd. Evreewun knowz dat!
not teh rijinals…. in teh ole days tehy wer coale burners, thar r still sum round, ifs u can find tehm
An heer I thot de OWTPUT wuz coal…..
Hoo’s turn is it to shovl da kittehs?
My SIAMEEZER is totally solar powered, though when she gets a little overheated she flops down on the living room floor all limp and lovable….
She is hybrid tho…..can also run for days on NIP…
Hover Cat ready to alight….please stand by for anchor release
Oh teholcattery!!!!!
Lazur lite eyez show dun-ness.
Kitteh ready to be feerce!
Kitteh recharjjez
byz taykeeng Naps. No needz 2
B pluggd in wawll sokket
Kitteh daownloadeeng
purrz an meeowz 2 Hewmin’z
recharjjeeng sell foane
Kitteh nawtz pluggd in.
Setteeng up trap 4 Hewminz
wiff bag uv burgrz
Jack.
So… kitteh takes teh 9-volt battree?
Wasn’t there a battery with a black cat on it years ago??
ooo I member dat! It havd a blak kitteh en a big 9 onnit.
onlee compatabul with Eveready wid de “9 Lives” kat logo
Kitteh rechargez his lazers so can lock on teh cheezburger.
Plug goes where!? (=’.'=)
Iffin yu doan alreddee no, den we ain’t gonna tell ya!! LOL
Be careful when traveling. Foreign voltage can damage rechargeable cat.
“Am ah going to die?”
Call foar bak up! NO, DON BAKUP!!!!
I has to admit – I luvs the Roaming Gnome. For teh voyse, of corse.
Mee, too! I speshully liek “Oh, grow up!”
Hey, I knowz da annou- anuo- invisbl spekn guy in dat Romin Gnom k’mershuls. He big-time hamfrend (ham liek raydio, I meenz) and much big kitteh-lover. He an hiz wief doptd 2 kittehs from no-kill sheltr. One wuz blind, da uver hads no eylidz. Gary and be wikid gud frenz of kittehs.
kthxbai!
Newwest kitteh moduhl iz envyro-frendly hybrid… plz to charge for 6 hrs b4 use; can run 1 hr on seengle charge.
motarola or samsunged?
better for the environment than using up a lot of batteries
Li-Ion rechargable kats lazts longerz
I rechargin mah lazurz. mah lazurz, ahm chargin themz.
In soveeeyet Rusha, lazers charge YOU!
pls to unplugs if u heers thundur. if liteneeng strieks howse, kitteh suddunly luk liek Phyllis Diller. HALP!
or luk liek Don King in cayse u not noes who Phyllis Diller iz.
my powurr supplai, let me show you it
battreez go ware?????
plugz me in insted
oop. me need three prongz.
Dat’s it…ur grounded!
Wait, I meen…ur not grounded!!
RechargableKat needs UPS, or goes PLEH with lightenig stryke! Bad for kitteh!
Oh NOES!!1! Plz doan do dat! Tihnk of teh lolkittehz!
Hi lazr kitteh needz manez powah 4 lazrz.
is old model, my comes wif blututh
Do NOT plug yr kitteh into howsehold current!! Howsehold current is AC – alterating current; kitteh needs DC – domestic cat!
Ddt-PDDT!
Hey mister, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Your rechargeble cat doesn’t work. I just got back from the vet after nearly frying poor Muttinpuff’s whiskers off.
Please post a warning should you, in the future, decide to post such tempting ideas.
THAT’S MY CAT!!!! SHE’S FAMOUS!!!
unauthorized charger.
u dont wanna know where dis pluggeded into……
hehe whn eyz green meanz eet fully chargedt
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR!…
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I wantz rechargable cat.
Billy Meows: Hai, Billy Meows here, and I’m here to sell you the new, INSTA-CAT! Just inflate, plug in, and in no time at all, you have your own cat! When not plugged in, it runs only on cheezburgers, so it is completely eco-friendly!
But wait, call now, and we’ll throw in a camera AND the patented Capshun Facturee! Yes, you can stick captions on your new Insta-Cat and take a picture of him and upload it to the Interwebs, to make people laugh all day long!
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*in tiny voice barely audible on speakers* Insta-Cat and it’s creators, Cheezy Burg Inc., are not responsible for any scratchings, dog-torturings, food-stealings, early waking up, or laser damage that may occur while using Insta-Cat. Insta-Cat may possibly destroy any other house pets. Caption remover not included.
Rechargeable cat now available in Lithium Ion
(sniff sniff, Billy Mays is gone ;(