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RECHARGEABLE CAT

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Quinten

Rechargeable cat… batteries sold sprately

 
Quinten

yay! me gotz first comment hehe

 
da Doctah

He’s fully charged. Both indicator lights are lit.

Cat Skyfire

Exaktly! If kitteh wuz still chargin, eyes would be closed and head would be in down position…

 
lowly grunt

yes, but they are yellow. they need to be green

B!

Yah, don unplug da rechargr until da lites R gren!

S!

No needz be green- yellow is k. el kitteh no has batteries with memry.

 
 
 
bean

that’s pretty much what i was going to say…

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

U can tells it’s recharging because teh little yellow lights on teh front are on. When it is awl chargded, den dey lites up green.
Blinky red lites meenz ur kitteh is borked. Or posessed.

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Oh noes! I can has similar idea posted at same tiem?

lowly grunt

no, we all just thinking alike

seems to happen alot around here :lol:

Shaungrl

…because we is a community of borked. resistance is futile

 
gothkitteh

wee r 3 of 9.
wee luvs teh kittehs.
so will u.
u will b assimilated N2 teh cheezburgr.
^_^

Lucy's mommeh

we are the dyslexic of Borg.
Your ass will be laminated.

 
MissBlossom(may she rest in peace)

LOL!! Teh bes phunnie for teh win!

 
gothkitteh

“dyslexic of borg” = LOLOL!!!11!1!!!1!!!!

 
paws4thot

LOLROFHHS!!! WIN!!!11!!

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Ai is LolKyootus of Bork…prepar to bee assimu…azmimi…brot in with teh rest of us! Resistance is fyootial!!

Iz naps tiem nao. KTHXBAI.

Ignatz

“Oh, dear,” said the Borg. “We’ve assimilated Pooh.”

 
 
Yakumo Fuji

Resitanse is fu… fut… resistanse dun work.

 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

oooops. i I THOT I red all teh posts befoar I commintz!

GMTA!!!!!!♥♥♥

 
B!

Or a meezer! (Oops, same ting!)

 
 
Allen

Is Kitteh wireless? Maybe thats as far as it can go without being unplugged =(

 
Becca

Lite Brite kitteh comes wit 2 pegs only.

 
 
medicated_maiden

nom nom nom drain battrees very quiklee, must recharge everee nite for full eight hours

profkrakatoa

Mah kitteh rechargz in da day time - so she can PLAY with ME all night while I’z sleepin.

Roody's Mom

Mah kittehs rachargz in da sunshyne. Dey gets all warminfuzzy with snorglebelliez. Then wen sun mooves, kittehs wayk up, reddy tuh goez!

CalvinAndTucker

solar powered kitties, FTW!

 
 
 
Duffy

Eight howrs? Wher yu get kitteh that recharjus in onlee eight howrs? Mine taik at leest 6teen!!

 
 
gayla34

Manufacture Warning: Overcharging kitteh can lead to undesirable results (Like your couch is now COMPLETLY shredded). Do not want!

 
mystique

Lazur kitteh eez in fur reparez…

(battree rekallz arr teh pleh!)

doctorcat

Nao we noes why Rudy dint has his lazers on

 
 
BonzoGal

Dang, dis old kitteh- want noo kitteh wid Wifi!

 
Pixy Misa

Kitty eyes are burning bright
Down the hallway, to the right.
Newer model has WiFi?
Time to upgrade, KTHXBAI.

 
 
 
 
Philene

For best results Pleaze charge 8 hours before first use thx

G

moar lik 20 hrs foar my kittehs. Dey runs aroan an den dey floop an I has to plug dem in til deh all chrg up agin.

Fionn

IKEALAWYRSEZ “If u no chargez ur kitteh atefirstimehours, waraunty has fail. kthx.

 
 
 
vfefrw

just rechargin mah lazers.

 
iamhoff

Rechargeable kitteh is rechargin’

 
Seward

Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

 
catalogical humor

Dell Rechargeable Cattery
is about to asplode

 
Melissa

When kitteh’ eyeses turn teh green,
reedee to goes!

And den…..
runrunrunrunrunrunrun

bounceebounceebouncee

shedshedshedshed

knockstuffofftable

3 hrs later

plz to be puggin bak in.
needz ’bout 3-4 hrs.

KTHNXGO’WAIBAI ZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

ManfredMom

Also does the:

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

nomnomnomnomnomnom

After teh nomnom, DEN needz pluginz in!

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Also available in teh “weather-resistant” models that stands at teh door:

K-lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeouthelloooooolemmeout

(opens door)…8.6 seconds pass

Not so grate owt heer ackshully K-lemmeinlemmeinlemmeinLET MEH INhelloooooolemmein

CrazyOldLady

Hey, I gotz wun ob dem!!! Berry tiring sum daiz!

 
 
 
 
sandy weiner

peeps say:

human1 “honee, as soon as we get ther, plug cat in first”
human2 “ok, will do”

later teh same day………..

human1 “honee, didya membr to plug cat in?”
human2 ” yes, honee, cat has bin plugged in?”

 
Zski

Naw. Kittehs iz solar-powrd. Evreewun knowz dat!

sandy weiner

not teh rijinals…. in teh ole days tehy wer coale burners, thar r still sum round, ifs u can find tehm

B!

An heer I thot de OWTPUT wuz coal…..

Hoo’s turn is it to shovl da kittehs?

 
 
HUMANSLAVE

My SIAMEEZER is totally solar powered, though when she gets a little overheated she flops down on the living room floor all limp and lovable….

She is hybrid tho…..can also run for days on NIP…

 
 
colleen

Hover Cat ready to alight….please stand by for anchor release

 
 
Daphne Moss

Lazur lite eyez show dun-ness.
Kitteh ready to be feerce!

 
Jack Deth

Kitteh recharjjez
byz taykeeng Naps. No needz 2
B pluggd in wawll sokket

Kitteh daownloadeeng
purrz an meeowz 2 Hewmin’z
recharjjeeng sell foane

Kitteh nawtz pluggd in.
Setteeng up trap 4 Hewminz
wiff bag uv burgrz :-)

Jack.

 
Shaungrl

So… kitteh takes teh 9-volt battree?

ManfredMom

Wasn’t there a battery with a black cat on it years ago??

teenie

ooo I member dat! It havd a blak kitteh en a big 9 onnit.

 
 
catalogical humor

onlee compatabul with Eveready wid de “9 Lives” kat logo