kitty can not reach breakz
….u drive next time
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Is that car stalking me?
land
sharkaudiburger-gram
Mrs. Hrgnfldnflter? Ummm…. flowrs!
SNL FTW!!! You’re that clever shark aren’t you?
No ma’am I’m a dolphin.
LUK OWT KITTEH!!! IZ TEH DOMO-KUNS!!! FLEEEEE!!!!
in soveit onion… kitteh stalks vehickel….
Soviet “Onion”???
*ahem* LOLSPEARE!
from “Troilus and Cressida,” sort of …
Mommy:
Have you seen my Audi?
Kitteh:
No, Mommy: Ur car stalks mee thru teh woodz,
Laik a stranj soul upon teh Stygian bankz
Hidden in teh treez. O, Audi, pray do nawt
Tellz Mommy dat ai stole herz keys after
Won too menny tekilaz; 4 herz will
Shurly sendz mee to bed wifowt longed-4
burgrs, nor wif teh cheez nor friez besides!
^_^
Brava! Brava, gothkitteh!!! Much LOLz!
Brava! Bravissima! Onkore plz?
I never understood Troilus and Cressida.
Can’t say this really helps anything.
trollius? did someone say troll-is-us?
no1 kalled U a troll, yet.
>app(l)aws< Bravissima GK Bravissima!
Reply from “Twelfth Night” (sorta)
In that moment was I become a lolcat,
and my desires, like fell and cruel Audis
have e’er since pursued me.
stoopid hoomins
CAR AR WANTZ CHZBRGR. KITTEH NO HAS. KITTEH AR PLAYZING LOLCRAFT. KITTEH NO HAS TIMEZ FOAR CAR. KITTEH GO MAKES QUIK TO PWN, CAR GO NO WAHRES AND WAITS FOAR TEH CHZBRGR. . . .THE CHZBRGR THAT NEBER COMES.
In dihs blasted wildurniss, 1 ting iz kleer, we R waitin, waitin 4 cheezbrgrz!
dis shal be teh titel of mah nex novel.
fank u ver much, ubringer.
somewhere, K is saying “SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CATS RUN FREE IN CARS ??? VINDICATED AT LAST !!!”
OH YOU SO SAID IT !!!
THINK OF TEH LOLAUDIS!!!
… and for a moment I actually considered not saying it, but then I remembered both twins are evil
the attack of the floofy pink troll! GHAAARRR!!!!!!!!
If you had not said it, I would have
kitteh woz lissnin to iShuffelz clippd to teh eerz wen teh groov got too big for holding bak by teh improvyzd carrying case foar esskayping teh Hurricayn. Kitteh jumpd free acroos teh dryvrz and teh iShufflez fell off, paynfully trapping teh dryvrz bawlsak. Dryvr woz freekd by teh pain an went foar teh brayks, but kitteh woz hydng under dem coz ware teh fark else iz kitteh gonna go in a big cumfy car but undr teh brayks. Naow dryvr iz feelin lyk Lindsey Lohan at an AA after parteh wiv teh fayss awl stuk in teh ashtray.
Kitteh iz awl lyke “Wot man? dint do nuffin. Ai iz juss owt wawkin in teh woodz n shit. Ah, wot teh hell. Ai’m gettin Audi heer.”
“audi heer” ftw!!!!!!!!!!!
One more trip to the vet successfully averted!
Dah peddle discovered!
PLEASE DON’T LET YOUR CATS DRIVE CARS
…wifout a lycence
I have to admit, yesterday, on the way home from the vet with my kitty, she was crying in her carrier so I let her out in the back seat. I blocked access to the front on one side with a water bottle and kept a look out on the other side. I figured if she was going to come up front, she’d have to hop over my arm. Wrong! Little sneaky cat went under my seat and came out between my legs. That was it, kitty back in the carrier.
I dint know ur refurenz - but I think awl haz been reveeleded on “I Are Not Ur Toy.”
that doesn’t sound good. I’m kinda glad I was in LA all day and missed that thread
Oh hai…
Toonces say I looz my lisens
Toonces!
Teh driving cat–the cat that could drive a car
Mai favorit lien from those skits: “Man, this cat is all over the road!!”
Lucky the Fire Marshal Cat sez: You must park farther than 10 feet from fire hydrant. For you, a choice: an axe through your window or a whopping fat ticket. Your choice , genius.
… but how does lucky hold the axe? curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
Or write a ticket for that matter?.. I get asked that all the time..Naw no worries, I just the look-out…my backup peeps at the station do all the durty work for me…there they is, coming down the road now!
um, in hiz axehold?
ok, dat woz a bit rood.
butt still, kitteh butt.
Man, mi parentz r gunna KEEL me!
u is so gwounded!!!!
Dood, I noes. No cheezburgers foar a munth!
“jeez, just because I left a few paw tracks on the hood doesn’t mean you have to throw the whole car away …”
hi maytnesnzze dillholes.
Jeeves…teh car is dirtee.
Be a dear and go get a new one…
This reminded me — many years ago, I was visiting my parents. My car was parked by their side door. In the morning I came out & noticed that one of the neighborhood cats had decided to hop up on the back right corner of the car. It proceeded to stroll diagonally across my car — leaving big ole paw prints all the way. Until….it got to the left front corner where it had lost traction. Blurry-sliding-all-over-the-corner paw prints just before it had obviously slid off & onto the ground. I just had to laugh at the picture it conjured up in my head. You know the cat ended up on the ground — pretending it had ‘planned’ to do that pratfall all along.
U caint fix dis car Spicolkitteh!
My Dad is teh TeeVee repayrman.
He can has awsum set o toolz!
I can fixx it.
ur dad has “awsum set o toolz”?
toooo mutch infrmashun Mewlissa! lawl.
OMG!!! My daddeh 74. I fink himz “toolz” r prolly lil bit rustee..
HAHA! I cwack mahsef up.
r u sayin dat ur dadz toolz need oylin?
Well my mama mite needz a Tetanus shawt ifn dey gitz friskee…..
Jeff Spicoli FTW!!!
WTF a car!? Howd that get thar?
hahahahahahaha……stoopid humans never see it down there…..
This much more fun than hiding scrunchies !!!
WIN!!!!
HAHA
full of win an awsum!!!!
wow, that must’ve taken one h3lluva swat - kitty has superstrength !!! cheezburgers have paid off !!!
I sez dis 3 er 4 tymez a week…HAIR TYZ NOT 4 KITTEH! Dey nevr lissenz tho.
I tinks teh doggeh were drivin. Look ware dey stoppeded. Doggeh had to make pit stop at teh hidedrant. Kitteh, dat U stories, U stick to it.
Yeh! Teh doggie wuz drivin. Dat’s teh tikit!
FTW!
Twaffik tikit?!?!?! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!
Starter kit joke:
Why did the cat cross the roac?
Well, why? I’m only starting the joke…
To get to teh cheezburger! nomnomnomnom
****warning–langwadje advysoree****
To f*ck up some assh*le’s Audi after he parked too close to a hydrant
wait, whut’s a “roac”?
errr “road” (altho there may have been sum roaches to cross over too)
doan wurry bowt teh roach, kitteh throo it owt uv teh kar in cayce teh poleess came. ^_^