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i can b furst…yea! kthxbai
kitteh flava iz teh bestest. pink nozes r sweetests. lurv dem.
Hmmmm and teh stroganov wuz so yumee…. wait a minnit…. OHNOES!!!
But not nutrishus (see page 93)
retak pikshur pleez, i tink my tong wuz owt
i liek teh taste of mai own buggers
I can has cheezboogur?
Chortle out loud! Win!
Ewww….dat wuz gross!!! (but funnee,,I LOLed)
LOL!!! Cheezboogurs FTW!!!
thread over…
u win
eeeeehwwww….
Nooo, Mommee, I dun need a tishoo!
i haz a tung insted! ^-^
I has a flavor…it am adorable.
wins!
yessss!!! adorabul. i mustest agreez.
Iz kitteh tung prevert.
um, no thnx. Don’t want to deprive you of it, wouldn’t be fair.
um, dis was ’sposed to go under kitteh snot flavr comment. srry.
mai snot haz a flavr. u wantz sum?
um, no thnx. Don’t want to deprive you of it, wouldn’t be fair.
(srry fur dubble post, went in wrong spot b4)
Sum thinks itz candy.
But it snot.
Don’t kiss ur hunee
Wen ur noze is runne
U may tink itz funnee
But it snot.
Pleh!1 flavr liek harbllz! DO NOT WANT!!!1!1
Concentrating kitteh prepares to make leap from roof/wall/brick like object.
Bet’s you can’t tuch yur nose wits yur tung.
*spenz tyme at werks trying 2 tuch noze wit tung…hope noh wun cumz bai n cees i*
mai tung not reechin eether! naow mai jawz hurt…
*Boss stiks hed in kubakel jus wen ur tung awmost at ur nozes* OH NOES!!!
Argh! *phace getz read* “itz a nu tipe ov yogah moov. gud 4 teh karma bone.” (hopez boss baiz teh xkuse)
I cans!
wow, yous talolented.
I can as well! Mine comes from having a small mouf but a regular size tongue. I can pick my nose wif my tongue too (but I usually don’t).
Usually. . .?!
U winz!!!111!
atchaleez i can. can u?
I be auditioning for Gene Simmons’ kat…do u think i can be? i kin call myself
KISS kitty kat.
Not suur Kittn. U iz kewet, but U iz not blak N wite.
Wut? Got sumting on fase?
I are taste like chickkin!
naow i remembers………………
Liddil Kitteh hadz
Cheezburgr 4 lunch. Herz tung
naow set on “Kleen” moad
Mustrd, keppitch an
cheez awllll ober Kitteh’s fayse.
Diz mayz tayk sun tymez!
Unnyunz an pikkilz
2! Spendz moar tyke kleeneeng up
tahn nom, nom, nommeng
Jack.
Jack 4 Prezident! rites sew gud. plz maeded ur poms n2 buk. i bai kopes 4 mai frends. dey lieks kittehs n wud lurv ur poms. kthxbai
I grees! i bai buk 2!!
me wants buk, 2!!!
I not kan haz vote. I iz not merrykan.
Mmmm…keppitch!
No mustrd or pikkils, tho. Pleh!
Kitteh kin lik himz i-brows, iz bery popyoolar wid teh wimmins.
(K, mind owt uv gutter naow… mebbe…)
Im in ur gutterz, findin ur mynd. (rite dere wif mine!)
yeah….it be gettin too krowded down here!!
Yeah, a bodee cant walk wivout splortin an steppin on sumwunz mind down here!!
lol…win!1!
Chanz of daht happinin – nil!
neener neener NEENER…you can’t catch me.
Did I git it?
CNN just reported that Leona Helmsly left her dog 12 million dollars. Wonder how many cheezburgers that will buy? What a geat way to say F U Peeps!
Two of her grandchildren recieved 5 mil and two received 0.
Dat lady guts much hairblz!
nowt no mowr she don!
she beez sikx feets unner!!! LOL!!
Iz be volunteerin ta takez care ov teh powr leetle reech dowggie woggie!!! aih feedz him steakz and bakd tatrs….
Fur 12 mil I be glad to sccop that pups poop for teh rest a my 9 lives!
SCOOP. Sorry, teh money makin me so exsitable. Either Chz needs to instalz teh spell chexer or I needz a valiums.
Dat Leona gibes me anothur ideaz. I make pooper scooper biz called Teeter’s Treasures HAHAHAHA poopy treasures!
Um, lessee (gitz owt kalkyoolatur)- dat wud bai 12 milyun McBarfles burgz, or 2 millyun of a regoolar restrawnt burg, or just 1 rly rly RLY grayt cheezburger mayd frum steer cloned frum DNA fownd in teh pyramids, cheez hand-krafted bai Thomas Kellar, bunz baked by the bionically resurrekted Julia Childs, an served on a tray mayd owt of a Stradivarius violin, on teh bak uv a solid-platinuminuminum pikup truk driven bai Jeff Gordon, wid dinner moosik playd bai teh Lundun Filharmonik.
Friez r extra.
ok, regardless of awl teh other wunnerful funnies in dere…THomas Kellar FTW!!!
(I gets to haz runch w/Alice Waters next month!! I r SIKED!!!!!)
Whaaaaaaa! Dat is so freekin COOL. Luckeeeeee!
I libs nawt 2 far frum Chez Panisse, bin dere twice, it’s fabyloous. Bin to French Lawndree wunct, still payin dat off…. but wut a eckspeerence!
I has frend who gots to go to one of (does he has moar den wun nao?) Iron Chef Morimoto’s restaurant in Philly (it is in Philly, isn’t it? Mai brain has teh pleh). He just happened to be dere dat nite, and ended up maeking dere sushi for dem. (Usually u has to maek speshul arrangements and pay LOTS of extra munnies to have dis–I don’t even knows if he does it any moar). She said it was amazing. He had all dis stuff sitting in front of him, and just kinda mooved his hands reel quickly and presto! Sushi!
We asked her hao much it costed, and she doesn’t know. Her hubby won’t tell her, and she said she turned awai after she saw her hubby getting ready to peel teh 4th hundred-monney bill off his money-clip.
Srsly keewwwl!!!
Wen I got teh bill 4 French Lawndry, I had teh reel shock… I laffed so hard I was cryin… $800 for 2 peepuls… inSANE! But memorabul. (Sigh.)
I raver hav Steenkeeng Rose, or even Carney’s wiv ma hunny… Altho da Eyefull Towr resterunt in Vegas wuz a treet….
But fer best noms, Ruths Chris!!!!! Steak an nom!!!!!
OMG, mah hunny usted to werks at a Roof’s Chris…hated it! Sed dere wuz no cookin goin on back in teh kitchen, udder den stakes (witch teks like 5 mins). Everyting else was cryovacked–or prepped waaaay ahed o’time–an nuked to order.
Sed teh onlee ting she lurned dere wuz hao to keeps her mouf shut.
Betcha only teh littel goggies payz teh taxes. Chiwawas an Yarkies an dem.
Mah noze. It haz flavor.
Mah tung. It haz a odor.
Oh NOES!! teh dreded Kittteh Breth!!
Mmm, stayl kibbls an cat butt…
must been soveit union kitteh
In Soviet Russia, nose licks tongue.
Gene Simmons kitteh singz, Lik it up! Lik it up! Send in teh groopeez!
The nozeberries taste liek nozeberries…rite?
yez willee wonka kitteh, u iz rite.
I tink dat pidgin has a flavr. Do want.
Mewtant kloan uv Kat
an Frawg. Much popular wiff
prittee gurl Kittehz
Kanz leep Buuk Kayses
wiff a singul bownd. Landeengz
needz sum eckstra wurk
Wantz beeg lillee pad
in t3h baff tub. Much weerd! No
wun seemz 2 knoes wie?
Jack.
(kittehs kary signz wit sloegun…march n fron ov Jack) buk ov pomz! buk ov pomz! buk ov pomz! (kittehs r BERY purrsistent)
Coming up next on Terribul Saturdy Aftrnuun Moovees: The Awkardly Photografd Ginormus Kitteh That Ate Noo Yawk!!
Kitteh: NOMMM NOMMM NOMMM!!!
[cut to comurshul]
nyce…i wud b wachin dis moovee wid mai hubbee n frends. BERY SKARWEE!
NOMM NOMMM NOMM …Broaoooaakkkk!
[Ladeez faynt, Gempmunz swoon]
Hehe. Moviesign! Alert Mike an teh bots!
ah, for once, i has to biatch!!
the bus company here has a flavor too, it r extremely sucky!
they iz changing everyfink but i r not good.
i r gonna print out diz kitteh tomorrow and stick it on the bus stops so they now:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/09/my-world-is-changing/
DO NOT WANT!!
Hay bebe… I can lickz mai own noz
wut? u no abel to stick owt tung an tuch ur noes?
(I can!)
In Soviet Russia, flavor haz u? Feh. I got nuffing. Need cheezburger
In America, U lik cheezburger. In Soviet Russia, cheezburger lik YOU!!! Wif ur pwn tung!!!!
Oh-Oh – I juzt snoffeed!
bess u, kitteh!
fanx i neaddeds it
Her b tishu to getz Kofee outs ub noze!! *hands Philene Kleenex and plugs ears before the blow*
Mebbe kitteh has teh post nasal drip.
He needs teh anty-hiss-tameen.
anty-hiss-tameen…nyce wun. i lieks.
Ah-chooooo!
Oh noes… mah fayse staied dat way! Mawm wuz rite!!1!
nom nom nom – boogers haz flaver.
“Teh puppeh says dat if I cubber mai nose with mai tung and sneezes, den mai eyeblz will pops owt…
…but ai thinks he nawt knows whut he talkin’ about…”
Ahhh, ahh!! Mythbuster kitteh wuz busted on last week’s showw!!! Kitteh rite, puppeh rong, eyez dun pop owt when sneezes wif eyez opens!!
Waitwaitwaitwait…*snicker*
“Cat got your tongue?”
BWAAAhahahahahahahaha!!!1!
I kills me sometiems
Well, SUMbuddy needz 2…
(J/K! U has teh phunnee, TB.)
I hadz a cheezburger.
The schnoz-berries taste liek schnoz-berries!
Hehe Good pic
Look, imz a chinese acrobat kitteh.
[...] i haz a flavr 2. [...]
umm, boogers