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All because you wouldn’t let me lie on your homework.
Tsk, tsk.
axschully dis kitteh has braked legz to stuff inside printer for makings funnee LOL pics! dis kitten no can trick me.
Yoo shd neber brake a kitteh’s legs to maek him fit intoo da printer! Insted, just feed the tael in furst.
dont do this
PLZ DONT DO THIS
Toner mus be low… l00k at t3h streeks on black kitteh!
Zis whut happen when u c funni lolcat pikshur at werk & decidez to print it & pin it to ur cuticle walls.
“Print all” sumtimes mean “print all”
I wantz dis printr.
pin to cuticle walls? is this whut means hangnail?
No pin. Use thumbtacks.
Iz papyr tigger?
nyce…win!1!
I’z in ur printer, uzin up all ur blakk toner.
Plz to get mores.
Stop off at Burger Shawp on wai bak.
Kthxbi.
p.s. While ur outz, ah planz to fotocopies ma harblz.
An emayl dem to everbuddies in yer emayl adres buk.
So U is teh one who is causin all teh papr jams at wurk! Kitteh! Stop wastin mah time! Thats whut tetris is for.
A dog will eat your homework, a cat will stop it from ever being printed, thus it’s still your fault you don’t have it.
cat: 1
you: 0
Two-Face kitteh iz ecksekyootin his dyabollicl plot
okays – u printd me: now plz print cheezburger? kthxbai
How am I s’posed to get my TPS reports printed?
I tink i needs to watch teh offiss spayc tonite. dat’s secund tyme i sawd it referenced todai. iz a sine.
Cats go EVERYWHERE! Its crazy…
kittehs r haz much talenz. dey dew tings n go placz u neber tink ov. dats y dem haz sew muches liefs. WANT!
Hmm, teh littul green kitteh ehrur lite iz awn agen. I doan undurstand. Wut cud pawsiblee b rong wif printur?
U wanted color kitteh? Sry…this printer does black & white only.
“PC lode letr”? What teh eff duz that means?!?
I was so coming here to say that!
“PC Load Letter”? Meanz put cheezburgr here?
an we’z jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin
jammin rite strait frum Bast
an we’z jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin
an ya noes ur paypur jus gawt losted…
i hoeps ya lieks jammin!
bob marley ref! muches winz!1! dis iz rasta kat nao? jah luv roolz. kthxbai
hey, mebbe dat’s wai kitteh had rat awn himz hed a few daze ago. himz was tryin to ratsta up!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhh…
Pye-rats ov da Catibbean?
Oh ah wuz tinkin uff Stevie Wonder’s “Master Blaster” song.
Didn’t know you
Would be jammin’ until the break of dawn
I bet nobody ever told you that you
would be jammin’ until the break of dawn
You would be jammin’ and jammin’ and jammin’, jam on
It references Marley, so…..
Kitteh haz new warm
Nap Place. Wunderz what, “Error:
Paper Jammed” kood mean?
Pawz wiggil in tyte
krevviss. Kitteh iz kwyte pleezd
wiff sitchooayshun
Kitteh snuggils in
tyeturr. Deesydez to try owt
herz new Napping Place
Jack.
Jack, u b awsum. buk ov poms plz nao. kthxbai
U can has Nobel Pryz
and Pulolitzer Pryze tu.
AN an Ossckar fur teh inebitbul Mega-hit Mooveh!
u winz de ICHC goldin cheezburger–bes priz in da whoel world!!
“Kitteh iz kwyte pleezd wiff sitchooayshun” I love that line!
Ink toner low… only print half nose…
Donchu haet eet wen dat happinz?
Heerz u problim
U cotrij iz oute ov eenk
get mai sharpie……….
Editor kitteh sez, “Ur noo manyooskript is teh suxxor. Furst, ur plot strukchure is all wibbeldy. Sekkind, ur charaktur deevelupmint is full uv pleh. Last, it nawt has enuff cat hares on payjs. I will fix awl, butt u will pay much haier persentij 2 meh upawn publikkatshunz.”
Charaktur deevelupmint full uv pleh – lurvs it!
yes, mee too!
ah haf reds dis book of pleh wun too many tiems.
dis tuf kittehditur. mah charaktur deevelupmint is full uv pleh? dat hurtz!
Trooly LOL’d at dis. “wibbeldy” an “nawt enuff cat hares on payjs” — WIN!
I hates win I has a buk dat has wibbeldy plawt struksher and teh carikter debelupmint is full of pleh. I wunt tu frow it acraws teh rume. Jus kaws u noes haow to tipe, duznt mayk u a riter!
Dis is not a book to be cast aside litely,
but to be frown wif grate force.
(Dorothy Purrker)
This book fills a much needed gap.
(Moses Hadas)
…undah dah lehg ov mah taybell!
Note to customers:
Printing on your kitteh will
Void your warrantee.
I’m in ur printer, voiding ur warranteez…
Thatz a cat for yu: they read “void where prohibited”…
and then they do.
Duffy, u b phunee…n sew rite! WIN!1!
Uhnforchoonetly dat iz too troo.
Oberflowing wif WIN!1!!
(dis a bad day to furget teh Poise ™ pantiliners)
Warrentee on prynter or warentee on kitteh? do not want voyd kitteh!
Kitteh haz no warrentee. Kitteh not warrentud to be merchuntable or fit fur anee partikulur purrpuss. Kitteh haz its OWN purrpuss.
Kittehs doant kom wif warrinte. Dey is an Act of God.
U meen “…Act ov Go_o_d”?
Dipinds awn yer poynt of vue. If u is kitteh, u tinks u IS God.
Also do not want kitteh to void on ma homewerks!!!
PLEH!
u spec mi to tawks?
no, mista cat I spec u 2…print
(furs comint kthxbi)
james bond ref…Win!1! welcum beat attitude. we awlz purty kwazy here. luv dem lolcats. kthxbai
I’m in ur printer, italicizing mah harblz.
No, I don’t know what that means either…
i don’t know what it means either, but its teh phunny!
mebbe yr nlarging yr “point size?”
Not litter box? well this is embarrassing…and I guess that not toity paper on the side either, huh…
“PCLoadKitteh” ? Whut da heck duz dat meen?
Baybee! U IS mah printur.
jammin ur papers…
…
and getting kitteh hairz all ovar ur ink cartritsh
I’m pretty sure this is another “don’t” for the Rules of Story Submission list. Don’t attempt to print your story on a litter of live kittens; it won’t get it out of the slush any faster, and they’ll just give the editor a sinus attack.
Not to menshun the constunt rearranging of teh chapturs.
Yeah. And editors hate it when the pages keep turning themselves upside-down.
‘Course, it’s what you get for mewing instead of showing.
Dammit kitteh, git out da printer. I has filez 2 print. Lem me show them to you.
To add Kitteh to Printer, go to Preferences, then Setup, then Kittehs. You may select whether you want Kittehs to print bottom center of page or in top corner. Click OK to begin print. Click Cancel if you are allergic to Kittehs.
To set Orientation, choose Alert or Nappytime.
cat like printing detected
“oh, hai !!! I saw that kinko’s commercial on TV, the one with the copy cat? but I couldn’t find any paint. so, I thought maybe I could just push these little boxes back and forth? does that help?”
hahahahaha so much win
Tom Petty Cat sez quit jammin me.
PC Load Kitteh? WTF Does that Mean?
Hahaha this was exactly my thought:
PC LOAD KITTEH?!?!?!?!!! WTF IS THAT?
Dis masheen was makin funny hummin an skweekin noises. I dinks ther wuz a mowsie in it eatin yr paperz, but yur safe now – I made it stop.
It wuz a mowsie in ur printr, but i eated it.
thx, kitteh. u gud frend. kbai
It waz kinda phunny mowise, it waz ticklen my feet when it went whir whir bak and forth, so dats why i bitted it- tasted kinda phunny, pleh. masheen all betta now, mousie gone……
oh noes! I sees more phunny mowsies in’r! I goes gets dem for you-
no need thx!
kthxbai!
OK, is it me, or is teh site wonky today? I have been having serious laptop issues, so it might be me……
i not b havin problems at home or work. well, probs at work, but not of the ICHC variety…
seems ok fr me too
I have the laptop, it has files, I now be happy again, just as soon as I rearrange all the settings. Why, oh why didn’t I write them down? Next, redo the desktop computer and replace it’s video card. Can I improve my tech karma so this doesn’t happen again?
“I garunteez ur prezintayshun will be highlighted where nesussaree”
I was going to use the PC LOAD LETTER bit but it’s been done many time already. Drat!
Oh hai, plz to call HP tech support? Kthx.
An den da serbus guy opuns da printr, and finds a hairball da size of Noo Jerzee stuk to da printhed.
Mah kitteh duz dis. An mah printur iz 2 feets ovur mah desk. She jumpz onna desk, duz but wiggle of leap, then attakz da printur to grabz them littul boxes. I has to frow her out of teh rume when I haz to print.
I means butt wiggle of leap.
aw dis looks just like mah kitteh!
Yoo da luckee, dis kitteh is much purtiness!!!
mah paperz jammd yesturday! u ded eet! i kno u ded!
mebee dis kitteh is friend wif dis odder kitteh? Is kitteh conspriracy?
http://tinyurl.com/yd8xxa
prolly old video, but I jus found it recently.
dis video maded me LOL til hubby sed “R U OK?” then I sed “dis phunnee video, let me sho u it” en mor LOLs ensued
Oh noez! Kitteh iz gonna be printeh on! =O
SecuriKitteh(tm) frum Homeland Plehkyooritee will save us all by shreddin yoor paypurrs even befoar dey printed!
No wun, nawt eben yoo, will be abull to reed anyfing printed frum a printer wif SecuriKitteh(tm) attached. Comz wif attached 50 gallon tub foar da recykling ov yoor preshredded dokyoomintz.
4 pawz delivur ecksepshunal cross shredding akshun, leeving onlee peeces too smawl foar identifikashun. Perfeck foar militaree, industreeyal, publishing, any playce where secrecy and sekyooritee R rekwired!
Fileeng ov hard copiez nao ahbsoleet! Saevz much tiem en tax dollrz.
“NO!, hoomin, i sed load LITTR…LITTR! u heerz meh….qwikly nao oar i wil yuuz dis noyzy masheen foar mah tempararee toylit, unnerstand?”
I’m in ur printer
Rearranging ur dipswitches
Unless I can has cheezburger!
(glowz hypnotik yello eyez)
Good ting tis not de copyr!
Bah, so THAT’s why my Lexmark X125 isn’t working right…
(Yeah, I’m geeky enough I can tell the printer in the pic is a Lexmark X125 all-in-one xD)
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don’t tell me the cat got pulled in and printed on paper.