i am in ur printer
…jammin’ ur papers
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All because you wouldn’t let me lie on your homework.
Tsk, tsk.
axschully dis kitteh has braked legz to stuff inside printer for makings funnee LOL pics! dis kitten no can trick me.
Yoo shd neber brake a kitteh’s legs to maek him fit intoo da printer! Insted, just feed the tael in furst.
dont do this
PLZ DONT DO THIS
Toner mus be low… l00k at t3h streeks on black kitteh!
Zis whut happen when u c funni lolcat pikshur at werk & decidez to print it & pin it to ur cuticle walls.
“Print all” sumtimes mean “print all”
I wantz dis printr.
pin to cuticle walls? is this whut means hangnail?
No pin. Use thumbtacks.
Iz papyr tigger?
nyce…win!1!
I’z in ur printer, uzin up all ur blakk toner.
Plz to get mores.
Stop off at Burger Shawp on wai bak.
Kthxbi.
p.s. While ur outz, ah planz to fotocopies ma harblz.
An emayl dem to everbuddies in yer emayl adres buk.
So U is teh one who is causin all teh papr jams at wurk! Kitteh! Stop wastin mah time! Thats whut tetris is for.
A dog will eat your homework, a cat will stop it from ever being printed, thus it’s still your fault you don’t have it.
cat: 1
you: 0
Two-Face kitteh iz ecksekyootin his dyabollicl plot
okays - u printd me: now plz print cheezburger? kthxbai
How am I s’posed to get my TPS reports printed?
I tink i needs to watch teh offiss spayc tonite. dat’s secund tyme i sawd it referenced todai. iz a sine.
Cats go EVERYWHERE! Its crazy…
kittehs r haz much talenz. dey dew tings n go placz u neber tink ov. dats y dem haz sew muches liefs. WANT!
Hmm, teh littul green kitteh ehrur lite iz awn agen. I doan undurstand. Wut cud pawsiblee b rong wif printur?
U wanted color kitteh? Sry…this printer does black & white only.
“PC lode letr”? What teh eff duz that means?!?
I was so coming here to say that!
“PC Load Letter”? Meanz put cheezburgr here?
an we’z jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin
jammin rite strait frum Bast
an we’z jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin
an ya noes ur paypur jus gawt losted…
i hoeps ya lieks jammin!
bob marley ref! muches winz!1! dis iz rasta kat nao? jah luv roolz. kthxbai
hey, mebbe dat’s wai kitteh had rat awn himz hed a few daze ago. himz was tryin to ratsta up!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhh…
Pye-rats ov da Catibbean?
Oh ah wuz tinkin uff Stevie Wonder’s “Master Blaster” song.
Didn’t know you
Would be jammin’ until the break of dawn
I bet nobody ever told you that you
would be jammin’ until the break of dawn
You would be jammin’ and jammin’ and jammin’, jam on
It references Marley, so…..
Kitteh haz new warm
Nap Place. Wunderz what, “Error:
Paper Jammed” kood mean?
Pawz wiggil in tyte
krevviss. Kitteh iz kwyte pleezd
wiff sitchooayshun
Kitteh snuggils in
tyeturr. Deesydez to try owt
herz new Napping Place
Jack.
Jack, u b awsum. buk ov poms plz nao. kthxbai
U can has Nobel Pryz
and Pulolitzer Pryze tu.
AN an Ossckar fur teh inebitbul Mega-hit Mooveh!
u winz de ICHC goldin cheezburger–bes priz in da whoel world!!
“Kitteh iz kwyte pleezd wiff sitchooayshun” I love that line!
Ink toner low… only print half nose…
Donchu haet eet wen dat happinz?
Heerz u problim
U cotrij iz oute ov eenk
get mai sharpie……….
Editor kitteh sez, “Ur noo manyooskript is teh suxxor. Furst, ur plot strukchure is all wibbeldy. Sekkind, ur charaktur deevelupmint is full uv pleh. Last, it nawt has enuff cat hares on payjs. I will fix awl, butt u will pay much haier persentij 2 meh upawn publikkatshunz.”
Charaktur deevelupmint full uv pleh - lurvs it!
yes, mee too!
ah haf reds dis book of pleh wun too many tiems.
dis tuf kittehditur. mah charaktur deevelupmint is full uv pleh? dat hurtz!
Trooly LOL’d at dis. “wibbeldy” an “nawt enuff cat hares on payjs” — WIN!
I hates win I has a buk dat has wibbeldy plawt struksher and teh carikter debelupmint is full of pleh. I wunt tu frow it acraws teh rume. Jus kaws u noes haow to tipe, duznt mayk u a riter!
Dis is not a book to be cast aside litely,
but to be frown wif grate force.
(Dorothy Purrker)
This book fills a much needed gap.
(Moses Hadas)
…undah dah lehg ov mah taybell!
Note to customers:
Printing on your kitteh will
Void your warrantee.
I’m in ur printer, voiding ur warranteez…
Thatz a cat for yu: they read “void where prohibited”…
and then they do.
Duffy, u b phunee…n sew rite! WIN!1!
Uhnforchoonetly dat iz too troo.
Oberflowing wif WIN!1!!
(dis a bad day to furget teh Poise ™ pantiliners)
Warrentee on prynter or warentee on kitteh? do not want voyd kitteh!
Kitteh haz no warrentee. Kitteh not warrentud to be merchuntable or fit fur anee partikulur purrpuss. Kitteh haz its OWN purrpuss.
Kittehs doant kom wif warrinte. Dey is an Act of God.
U meen “…Act ov Go_o_d”?
Dipinds awn yer poynt of vue. If u is kitteh, u tinks u IS God.
Also do not want kitteh to void on ma homewerks!!!
PLEH!