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i wish i mai, i wish i might…
Hav the fish I fish tonite.
hm… let’s see… if E ekwals esplodin’ hed, an c ekwals chzburger, den akkordin to teh Theery uv Purrativitee, E = m-c-skwarrd,if I cans jus maek der hed esplode I can has TWO chzburgers!!!
Afturr furrthur comtemplashuns I has konkluded that speed of nom is not a konstant.
if u modifiez teh ekwayshun to “E = m-c-squee’d”, u gets snorgles AN cheezburgers, plus teh hyoomin’s hed esplodes. iz grate!
“E = m-c-squee’d” FTW!!1!!
Best fizziks ekwashun evur!!!
*splooch*
WHUT?! AN BLOK CEILING CAT’S VYOO?!
ezzakly.
Much ez I liek seelin kat, hiz lak uv kunsiderayshun fr teh privehsee uv udurz iz getin reelee uhnoying.
Well, datz tru. Itz not so grate, aktchually.
Ceiling Cat demands to see yur paperwerks, planning permishuns, etc.
ok buts first i demans tu see ceeling kat’s sertyficashum, lysenz an bondij
Ceelin kats seen lotsa bondij
kitteh komtemplateded teh meening ov cheezburgers…nom nom nom nom
I love cute lolcats like this. What I hate are pictures that are set up though.
I can see the finger of the photographer on the right side. Not sure why that bothers me so except that maybe I see animals as companions, not as toys to be used as lolcat action figures. :-/
Yeah, I know I may get ripped on for this, but that’s the way I feel. If the cat’s not doing it on their own, don’t make them.
Hmmm. I dun see finger…
Lolcat action figures — That’s a great idea!
Don’t look for a finger reaching in from the edge of the frame; it’s more subtle than that. Look at the upper right edge of the paw. (Trace a line down from the “c” in the text and a line right from the cat’s mouth, and look at the point where the lines intersect.) See the little rounded pink shape near the edge of the fur? Either this kitteh has a very unusual paw, or that’s the tip of a finger reaching in from behind the cat’s head to position the paw in the “thinking” pose.
Kitteh iz evoulving ‘possible thmb.
srsly……..get a life!!
Amenz
I see where you’re looking, but I don’t see how you can hold something in place against something else by putting a finger between what you’re trying to hold and what you’re trying to hold it against!
Or, perhaps, just maybe…someone was ackshully–brace yourselves–HOLDING this kitteh for just the enjoyment of it?
Naaaaaaahhhhhh…
i see what you’re looking at, but i also think it looks like a paw and not a human’s finger. either way, even if the pose was staged, there’s NO WAY a person could stage the thoughtful look in kitteh’s eyes!….aside from photoshop, which i doubt, and which is another issue entirely.
Yeth!!! Chz and Tofu cud makes teh BIGZ BUCKS! Dey be abl to flyz us awl to Hawaiiz an byz us awl many cheezburgers for eberywun! Dat Woodchuck be berry smartz critturz!Geez tat gives teh Teet an ideub to. Teeter make her Hoomin bery rich her be such a adorable action figurz.Whur U getz dees action figurs made?
PS. Ms Kiltedwolf..dat Kittiehs jus be hodin on to da hoomins fingers. He luv his Hoomin. An if him hoomin doan getz him da chhezburgers, he still hab sumpin to eatz. Himz berry smart kitteh
*INSPIRAYSHUN*
Happicat wud be SOOOO perfikt for bobblhed.
Wud dat sell, or WUT?
ZOMG! Cheez! Tofu! Here is ur next product to sell! Furst teh buttons, nao teh HappiCat bobblehed! (or is that harbobblhed? I think Do Not Want with that). Imagine the drop in cases of road rage if u had a HappiCat on ur dashboard…
Bobblhed! YES!!!!1!
I wud bai menny Happicat bobbleheds! I’d has an ARMEE!!!
Grayt ideeya, Snippet!
ME 2. So much win.!!!!!!!
DO WANT!!
I don’t see the finger either…?
Otherwise, I tend to agree with you.
kitteh no can has cheezburgr for months until kitteh getz it right….
kitteh says
“dis time i has it right, pleeze for cheezburgr?”
I don’t think that’s the case with this picture. sometimes, people just take pictures of their cats while they’re holding them, and it ends up looking like the cat is contemplating the vastness of the universe. this picture, even if a person is holding the cat, does not look posed to me.
I do agree with the annoyance factor of posing your cat just for the sake of creating a lolcat submission.
but sometimes the pictures just work out like this. I have several pictures of my kitten watching TV, one of which I’ve submitted, but I’ve never put him there for the purpose of taking a picture. he simply loves to watch baseball on TV (I can’t wait for hockey season to start), and I’ve taken pictures because it’s funny. if that pic makes it here, people may accuse me of posing my cat. but… sometimes, lolpics just happen.
Ur kitteh cheer for Dtroit Tigerz?
d00d, not even in jest. D-troyt = evil. Chelios = teh suck. my kitteh cheerz 4 teh Minnesota Wild, cuz he iz a furroshus wild kitteh!
hahahaha… whoops! i is waytin so hard fer hockey, i got my sportz miksed up. uv corse Tigerz are teh baseball and Red Wingz are teh hockey. d’oh! i wuz jus gettin into bed wen it struck me wut i sed, and i had to turn my computer bak on. heh
but no, kitteh don like D-toilet, not fer enny sport.
he likes teh Cardinals, teh Orioles, and teh Blue Jays… cuz he likes to eat dem for dinner. mwaaahahahaha
(but rly he’s a Twins fan.)
I iz also Twins fan. Yaaay us. We are small in numbers but mighty.
I fink sum uv teh funniest LOLcats r Fotoshoppt- exampul:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/23/medieval-ceiling-cat/
I doan’t care if dey luk “nachural”- I jus care if dey has teh funnay.
um… is that the pad of a polydactal claw? because if you’re holding the cats paw like that, then you’d see a fingernail – I dont see one. also, that’s a weird way to hold something
I was waiting til the end of the thread Stend, to see if anyone would mention polydactal paws. I think that’s exactly what it is. Himz was licking paw, hooman said “hai kitteh” and kitteh pawsed mid-lick to sai “hai hooman”. GMTA!!!!
I don see no finger. Let me cut hole in seeling.
Oh noes! Teh flying fikkle finger of fayte!
Opposable thumbs cat has extra digits.
I agree. Looks like an extra digit or the upper single claw turned towards the camera. And kitteh no being harmed. If you want staged…go to “stuff on my cat”.
iz one of the Hemmingway kittehs.
Agreeedeed. I comz heer coz Iz bord wit “dress up kittehz”.
I don’t see a finger either. Even with the directions, what I see is the pad of the toe on the paw. But I could be wrong. Even if it is a finger, so what? I don’t find that distressing. Now, dressing the cat up in clothes, that I find distressing.
Meanwhile, once that kitteh is done fixing the ceiling, I wish it would come over here and dust my desk.
Also, I find it hard to believe that a cat would submit to this position long enough to take a photo if it were posed. Maybe that’s just my cats.
Oh fer petes sake. Hez abowt to lik his paw. Or mebbee hez got a hind paw up to lik and is holdin on to it wif his frunt paw. My kittehs do that kind of thing all teh time. Whut differunz duz it maek? The idee is peeps get a chanst to play the imajining game.
Rite? kthxbai.
I can has sharks with lazr beems on der headz?
Yay!… Uh, waet a minit… Whah?
Frickin sharks wif frickin lazr beem attatched to der frickin headz is too hard to git. U can has ill tempered sea bass tho Dr. Ebil kitteh.
Trow meez a fricken bonez heer
How bowt dawgs? R beez? R dawgs dat when dey bark, beez com owt der moufs?
LOL! My favrit sekyooritee devyce!!
Ur thinking R beez? (arby’s) HAHAHAHAHAHA i quack me up
Mai kitteh she duz dis on her onzes..grabs mai fyngyr an puhlz it to herz mouf. Sez eyez haz a falva, nomnomnom.
too sweet
Iz falva bedr den halva?
Done worriez kitteh. Just do what my bruthur does. Him jus tax blue plastik tarp to ceelin. When it rain, you jus poek hole, an den place teh bukkit unner it. See U canz haz bukkit, no probs.
Yes, my brother actually does this. I canz haz nudder brudder, plz. thzkbai
yur brudder jus tryin to be iniv- envri- envo- gud to teh planit bai reecyclin teh rayne waters. Mebee nex tyme he put potted plant unner hole, or mebee takin a showers unner it. Dat be gud fur teh envir- you know, teh earth.
I wishez. But we in our fambly say ______-rigged. You insertz our lasted name. I no use teh the not-nice referunce (______-rigged), dere no need wit my brudder.
Brudder-rigged — a sooper noo werd!
And brudderriged soundz verrry important.
U has a brudder hoo duz dis n u wants ANUDDER one??!1!
good one. LOL
No no, anudder, mor difrunt brudder. Wun not so stoopy.
oh, scuezees me, i burped
tasted lik cheezburga!
Cheezbrgrs tastees reelly gud teh seknd tiem arownd even!
“betr owt tahn in”
Let it owt an bear da shame, R keep it in an bear da pain!
Just to add to the photoshop (or not) debate: That paw is furry large in proportion to kitteh’s face, eh? or mebbe “Hulk” kitteh: HULK SMASH! BEEG HOLE IN CEILING NOW! HA HA!
It was muh first thot too when i gaze upon this ol blue eyes…hmmm don look quite natural for some odd reason…
lets see…wot are ai do wiv poezabl thum tudae?
I believe that is the paw…not a finger. That would be some INCREDIBLY slender fingers if taken in proportion to the kittey’s head size. Even for just the finger TIP, that would be the smallest hand I have ever seen
Itz a liddl kidd! Holdin hiz (or herz) kitteh.
i not fink is photoshopped, i tink is sooper kyoot!
agreeded.. my hed splodes from teh kyootnis ov dis kitteh
Oh, I think this is totally Photoshopped. This clearly was a picture of a woodchuck.
clearly!
– Brad M#^&@*$%ing Pitt
YAY! Our first lolwoodchuck!
So iffen we hab teh lol wood, would dat wood be norwegen. Oh, you means teh wood-chuck. sorriez.
Contemplating kitteh is contemplating
ode to a cheezburger…NYTimes bestseller in the makin
LOLcat’s fixing a hole where teh rain gets in
and stopz hiz mind from wanderin
to cheezburgers
to cheezburgers
Hez fixing a hole where teh rain gets in
and stopz hiz tiny furry mind from wanderin
to cheezburgers…
Iz sarjunt peeperz! Sykadelik kitteh likkied teh funneh stamp an iz contemplating far out messajuz in teh leeriks. But teh wun song about she leefin hoam is PLEH and skippiez it every time. Lusee in teh skai is mush bettur.
I did has dat albm. Was teh win n awsum. I needz to findz it agin.
And nao, weer going to do sum damuj to a beetuls song. This is “I am der lolrus”
Do it!!!
WHERE IS THE LOLRUS?
U will findz him when you playz teh bukkit baxwordz.
gees louis, i tink i just freid my spellck.
I iz teh Lolrus GOO-GOO-GAJOOB
I wuns submitd dat capshun to a lolrus pic in teh cheezburger factree…nevr gotz votez.*cry*
Wuz full of teh funneh, I thawt
See – iz still phunneh! If U waytz lawng enuf, U cn alwaiz find a plaize to uz ur phunnehz.
Beetuls lolrus FTW!!1!
Weelll, itz not leekin now, so wy fix it now?
It onlee leeks in wen it rainz.
An wehn itz rainin, I cant fix it cuz Id get wet.
Sooo…then I wud hav to wait til teh rain stops…
then teh leek wud stop…
soooo…zzzz
iz kitteh katnundrum.
konfuzed kitteh iz konfuzed.
Manana cat sings:
The window it is busted and the rain is coming in
If someone doesn’t fix it I’ll be soaking to my skin
But if we wait a day or two the rain may go away
And we don’t need a window on such a lovely day
Manana manana manana is soon enough for me
…aint gonna need dis house much longer, aint gonna need dis house no moar. aint got tiem to fix teh shingals aint got tiem to fux teh floor.
By teh wayz, wat iz teh meening of life ennywayz?
42!
(42 cheezburgers, dat iz.)
An wasent it da mousez dat gave da ansur? Verry interrrestink. (lets ferns close again)
Teh micez wnated dah ansur. Wehn dey goat it, dehn dehy wnated 2 no waht dah kwestyon waz 2!
needs to patch hole quik, that dang ceelin cat keeps watchun me masturbate!
kinky win!1!
Nervous Cat Is Nervous.
If Liddil Kitteh klymz
Buuk Kase, koodz leep an attakk
noyzee burd in kage
Doar nawt 2 hardz 2
oapenz. Doar juss lifftz up. Den
Kitteh can haz burd
Liddil Kitteh needz
new plan. Dat wun no wurkz. Maydz
beeg hoal in ceeleeng
Jack.
LOL, didunt werk, kitteh, cuz we set upside down mousietraps all ober da top ov da shelf. Bird safe, if you tuch a trap it jump up an all de other traps go jump-jump-jump! Hyoominz heer it, dey no kitteh wuz on da buuk kase! Bad kitteh! Den dey set de upside down traps agin fur yoor brudder kitteh!
An it wont hurt yoo, just skeer yoo away frum birdie shelf!!
Birds bad, here, hav cheezburger insted!
Dere’s dat KEWT grrrl kitteh. I has much luvs fer her.
Oh NOES!!11!! I wunner if mah breth smells lyk cheezburger! Letme chek. Hhhh. Hhhh.
Yes! It duz! She WILL WANT!
Kitteh bref spray comez in “Cheezburger”, “Anchovee”, “Cat Butt” an noo “X-treem Harbl”!
ROFL!!
Ceiling Cat is watching u trow up in your mouf a littuh
Hmmm, lemme c… fude… braek tings… fude… braek tings…
Ill eet sumfin, den i braeks tings. Den i taeks nap. Dun.
You can has braek somethen and then sleep on it?
I wonder if kittehs of da corm is available to halp wif my ebil plans. i can has henchkittehs?
I just saw,… a cheeseburger angel.
I nomz, dereforez I amz.
KHAN!!!! kHAN!!!
did I leafs duh stove awn….?
[...] u shuda fixd dat hole in da ceelin earlier. [...]
he he lolz , lik omg im sudnli rly trd,iz lik 1 n da mornin n i hvn slpt fer 3 dyz. yayz
i had cofy wit 10 r 12 spunz uv sugr n bood . im guna hid frum basmnt cat.lolz
plz dun fix hohl!!!