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Furst rule of fite club

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lifeonpaws

awww kiddeh is spoooning anudder kiddeh

conscious cat

Iz staartsez wit a lil kitteh-on-kitteh axn (wah wah wakka wah wah) …

 
 
bella

R U IN OR R U OUT”?????? kthx :)

 
cmerry

we fites in fur coates, long nayles.. not az kinkie az it sounz..

 
Trish

Iz can jus see stripey kidde bak legs kikn - fwep, fwep, fwep!

Mi Scuda awlwyz duz that aftr ur hookd by da clawz

B!

Yeah - bunnythumperz primed an reddee to thump!!

SarahD

Dat be whut we cawl “KICKKICKKICKKICK” pozishun.

 
 
 
ForcefulXCon

rofl
dont talk bouit

 
Megan

Duznt luk lyk fite so much az snorgling. Cept for da paw at da froat.

JimOfChewbacca

Bak por allso says “fite”. reddy to rip da viscera.

 
 
Melissa

Takkin betz?
Fiddy onna grey stripey.

MarbleSallyTora

Mikul Vix noo endevvar?

Melissa

Haha. The onlee endevvar he be doin is lernin to keep hims butt clinched!!!

Soree, Gutter mind.

BonzoGal

ROFL… gud wun… wutta monster! I’m a kitteh persin, but killin/hurtin goggees… evin if dere izn’t a “Hell”, wun shud be invented 4 peepl wut do dat.

Two Silver Cats

I keep thinkin’ they’re going to put him in some kind of “doggy prison” where the guards are all dogs– and they make the inmates do people fights. And make ‘em eat dog food. And make them poop outside.

Grrrrrrrrrr. Dead Dog Walking!

 
Anukki

Duz goggie hutrerz getz teh saim treetment in teh slammer az bebbeh and kiddeh hurterz getz?

Melissa

If day doan’t dey shud.
But i priddy shure animal abuse is teh felonee charge.
Whadda dumazz.
Frew his hole life away…
and made goggies suffer.

I libs in teh metro ATL so it r hot topik.

 
D Marie

On the Virginia Peninsula it is the hot topic, he grew up in Newport News. All those people trying to excuse him, saying he grew up in a culture where dog-fighting was not frowned upon. Then all the people who still live in the East End of Newport News come back with, “Hey, we still live here, and we’ve never even heard of a dog-fight.” The SPCA has received many Vick jerseys donated as rags. Look for further action on the state level, as Virginia isn’t bound by the plea bargin, and we expect daily to hear that the state is filing another set of charges.

 
CrazyOldLady

If it were left up to me, he would receive the same sort of “justice” he dealt to the dogs who “didn’t perform well”: Hang him, then drown him, then electrocute him!!! SOB!!! Any remorse he (or other dog fighters) feel is the remorse at being caught! (gets off soap box now)

 
Antoinette

I iz kitteh person *and* puppeh person. Did ennybuddy hurtz eethur, I say they lower than feesh doo-doo at oshun bottum.

 
Duffy

Fish doo-doo at least useful for growin thingz.

 
Antoinette

True dat.

In my book, anyone who hurts animals or kids is beneath contempt. They need to go on The List, and I srsly do *not* care whether or not they find a place to live, work, etc. You can find their picture next to “Pleh!” in the dictionary.

 
 
Duffy

I hadz a frend who sed that in teh next life yr judgment includes testimony by all the aminals you’ve been responsibul for in yer life…I hopes mine wud be okeh, but somewun that hurts things for fun…desurvs whutevr happuns. Da end.

 
 
 
 
 
kag

Stripy kitteh: mah sleepr hold is unbrakable!
Wite kitteh: musint… tap… out…

MarbleSallyTora

Doesn’t mattur if u tap. Kitteh is Katalu. Chok u enywayz.

 
Kit

Sleepr hold is ineefiktive gainst kittehs. Dey be redy to sleep at droping of hat NEway. Aspecily when fite happen in sunbeem.

Bronzewind

Mah kitteh beez deep
In som-nolent sleepz
Dreemin of chowk holdz remembrd
Heemz keen eyz be glyntn!
Heemz dreemz of a-sprintn
Cheezburger who’z soon beez dyz-mam-burdddddd

 
 
 
veggieburger

fyte club kitteh say: “he’z naem iz rawburt pallzen. he’z naem iz rawburt pallzen.”

The Crapture

and then Marla-kitteh comz along and sez:

“i has not bin #*@$*ed liek taht sinz graed skool”

 
KittehPhan

Yu meen “Pawlsen”…lookz lyke wite kitteh iz tryink 2 enfors third rool ov Fite Klubb…

 
 
bubbyscranky

Second rool of fite club, no talk bout fite club. kthxbai.

BonzoGal

Oh oh… teh kittehs in dis videeyo is violaytin Rool 4 uv Fite Club:

http://tinyurl.com/yr9vb7

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Purrhapz I be stoopy nao, butt whut IZ Rool 4. I KNOW I taw teh puddy-catz - din’t siem to b eny roolz at awl!

BonzoGal

Rool 4 of Fite Club is “Onlee 2 kittehs 2 a fite.” (Iz frum teh moobie, “Fight Club”- here’s dere roolz: http://www.diggingforfire.net/FightClub/)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

THANX - I din see dat moobie. Nao I see whut u awl r tawkin abawt!

paws4thot

Neidah didz I; I stillz knowed dah roolz.

 
 
 
 
Melissa

OMG! between 30-38 seconds is teh bestest.
WAFFLESANDPONIES!!1111!

 
daisycat

o day is soooooo kute

 
SarahD

lol! Gard kittehs protektin u from vishus coak bocks!

 
 
 
 
colleen

Excoose me, this be NOT fighting, Please you leave NOW.

Side note: you cute kittehs (and cute comments)are gonna get me canned, I tell u whut. Make me smile and laugh tho.

B!

Yes, cuz smilin at werk iz verbotin! Nawt allowed! Nix, Nein, Nyet! Dun doowit!

No smilin, A’m sereeyus!!

colleen

Yup, yup…they be thinkin you soooooooo happy u willin to werk for love…NOT!

 
paws4thot

In Soviet Russia, work smiles at you.

chewly

an ebil smile, mebbe…

 
 
 
 
EG_CATZ

my name is kitteh durden

whiskers

marla kitteh: kitteh durden, KITTEH DURDEN YOU A$$HOLE!!!

 
 
ManfredMom

Stripey kitteh pwactisin himz haf nelsin hol. Needz to hol on tite cawse wen himz start battin wite kitteh wid himz back feetz, wite kitteh gonna jump up n beat teh crap owt ov stripey kitteh!!

 
Dexaan

Fedorkat demos a reer naked choke

The Crapture

Stay toond, folx…coming up next on teh card is a tytul defens by Randy “teh nachurul” CATure

Tiki

Win win win win win!! CATure FTW.

Onlee white kitteh is possibly less hairy than Gonzaga, lulz.

Dexaan

Wat maks dis reel win is dat I kould see an annowncer going “CATURE!”

 
 
 
 
 
bean

so much cuter than brad and edward.
my vote’s for the white one, he’s makin it look like the grey one has the better of him.

 
bev

hey! y i’m not gettin enni nu rss feed info on mai hoam paij? thers lots o nu stuff i not seed befour. halp! i missin all teh gud stuf!

 
Fionn

Muh stranglin’ viktim … lemme sho u it.

 
The Crapture

fite klub kitteh iz his oan powurr anamul

 
CJ

Wut happins in da fite club stays in da fite club!

 
jackie

Iz noze it wuz u, Fredo. U broeks mai hart.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Ooooh. Teh Godfadder referunz is skeery. Teh wyte kitteh iz dooooooomeded.

 
 
 
Tarah711

Tyler left…tyler’s not here…tyler went awaee

 
Dustbunny

How u like me nao, Ikea boy??

 
Jack Deth

“Dere canz beez oanlee
wun!” sez sly Dunkin MkKlowd
Kitteh to himz foae

Kittehz no uzw soardz
wen klawz wurk vayree well. Soard
iz way 2 hebbee

Kittehz playing ruff,
but nawtz ruff enuff 2 maykz
thayr opponent kry :-)

Jack.

teenie

dunkin? wut happind tu connr?

Jack Deth