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And mah pawz.
I gots it.
Wud meak nise boa round mah neckses.
I feels pwetty
oh so pwetty….
Nyze “West Side Story” refurenz. Kitteh lukz liek hurz nayme cud be Mareeowa.
i dun gett itt
Ooh. Go to da blokbustr playce an rent West Syde Storeee…Den yoo will git it, an yoo will watch a grate old moosical, too.
Huh? Whai you mutter about “fox garding henhouse”?
Whut that mean?
kitehs LUV fethers.wunse mi cat awmost eated wun
an foxz lik hemz
Wen duster not lookin… i pownse!
Akshully, this bebeh luks like iz past the pownsin stage – mebbe mite still grab teh fether if it tries to get awai, but mosly lookin soft an sleepy and cuddledy…game neerly ovur…need time owtzzzzzzz
Waytin fur teh wiggle – waytin fur teh wiggle – watin . . . POUNCE!
Sry DR – yrs waz nawt yet dere wen I riteded myne.
and my feets too
Vegas Cat had a hard weekend
her name was lola, she was a showgirl…
. . .at teh Copacatacabana. – But – Hur fetehrz wuz yellou.
( she’s colorblind – just don’t tell her it’s not yellow )
(oh kay)
( she’s a very sen-si-tive kitty, ever since the whole rico thing. you wouldn’t want to set her off )
Dammit Janet!!! HAHAHA
Ebrytiiem it happenz, it maekz mee smyle!!
Iz UR 2nd fave dinnah meatloaf?
For the win!
You is teh win.
bak in dah daiz wehn day uzd 2 hav a sho!
u knowz wut happenz n Vegaz staiz thurr……. shhh gurl!
Whut happen in vegas stai in vegas
Except i sick up sum fevvurs in your slippurz.
Sorri.
Kthxbi.
now presenting …
MAJOR PLEH !!!
Kitteh is……tickled pink!!!!
I has fetherz
Wat iz safty word?
ROFL, um… BUKKIT!
2 bad. I makz it LOLRUS!
I boughted u a parrit, but I eated it.
Kitteh of the Karibeanz for the WIN!
Yo ho, yo ho a pirut’s lif 4 me
We pilluj we plunderz we eated a parrit
Dreenk up mah kittehs yo ho!
15 kittehs on teh ded manz chezt,
mew mew mew an a cheezbrgr.
Hmmm needz wurc?
Mistur Cotton’s parrot! Saem qwestshun!
“Wind in mah sayls!”
I has a fether!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=fether
Film Noir Kitteh sai,
“Ah wakez up in cheap motel rum.
A dunnut kno how ah gots here.
Mah bref smell of whiskeys…
Mah whiskurz smell of flamingows.
Fevvur on mah pillo.
Gunna be long, long dai.
Welcumz to hard-boyled LA”
“Mah whiskurz smell of flamingows.” ROFLMAO—– you phunny
The look of a cat who met up with the fella cat who has the look of luv (He’s on the other side of the pink feathers) In fact they is matching hot kittehs.
rawr !!! oh be-have !!!
OOOOoooooooooooozzzzzzzz Noooooooooooezzzzzz
Beeg bad red feathur of death is creepping up kitteh’s leggs and hedding 2word da eyes
juz wen kitteh feals a beeg sneeezez comming on
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah CHEWWWWWWWWW Cheww Chewwww !!!1!!
teechez bad feathur of death to hurts oru kitteh
luk eento mah eiz, mah darleeng… i iz intransed bah u… ur floofiness, it cawls to meh… i… i cannawt rezist… AHA I KILLZ U DED!!! heh heh heh. kitteh, wun, fethur, zero.
Kitteh, please to come dust my howse?
Mayks me mis mah Callisto. *wipes tear* Himz had big floofy tayl n ai neber had to dust teh entert… ennr… fing wib TV on it. Sins tayl din reech awl teh way down TV, awlways had sem-i-sirkular cleen spot wif floofy edjs on skreen! *smiles at memory of big floofy tuxie*
Kitteh waytz fur u at teh Rainbo Brij. Den iz gonna be beeg partay.
I alwayz laff a litl wen i think uv Rainbo Brij. If al teh kittehs n puppehs n gerblols n wutever ani uv us evar luvved ar AL waytin dere, ennytym wun uv us shos up, we gonna get flattind by a stamPEED.
A very luvvin stampeed, but stil, iz gonna be pritti nutz.
Awww – I, too, smiles at memory of big floofy tuxie. *Sniff*
OMG!!! HappyCat is on Worth1000!!!!!!!!
http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=402574&display=photoshop
I neber new he wuz so talinted!!!!
Dat’s phunnee!!!!
Happycat FTW!!!
Hewmin finks fetthur
iz herz. Wen ebbeewun knoez
that itz reelee Myne!
I fynded it furst!
Fellz frum t3h skyez an landed
jentlee awnz mah pawz
Pritee Wun mayz getz
fetthur bakk. Or nawt. Habben’t
reelee deesyded
Jack.
later: some1 stoled te fethur!
No no no! You no dust! I leik meessy.
Security kitteh is profeshunal.
Heer we see a fyun spessimen of teh Blak-Velvet Golden Eye Carpet Shark, suksessfuly landed after a long and feroshus battul wif teh angler. The lure, an “Emily’s Pink Floofy”, will hav to be removed wif grate care to avoid furthur struggling an possibul damij.
i haf one uf thoz, only hur hair very short, adn she very very hard to cat-ch. Very whily. Wil haf to tri that lur altho she ets fevvers. Wat kind uf stik u use? [4 the stringz, not to beet the kitteh with]
hai evrewun go to utoob an serch for cat singimg “oh my dog!”