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No commentz? no foto, neethr. Unless deez be da lejjendairy Snow-Kitturz ob da White Corm…
Is kitteh of teh next dimenshunz ar hasing chzbrgr, coodnt maek teh foto shhoots. . dimenshunal kitteh ar in ur sooper stringz, eatin’ chzbrgrz, not being’ seensz by u.
I NOTS SEE DEM EETHR!
WAHHHH!
NOWS I SEE DEM!
awwwwwww. such ADORIBULS kilbilys
nvizibul kittehs r…nvizibul
Kittehs of the Corms have ability to asplode your brain. Computerz was hasing to save yer live by maked them invisibl.
Halp! Kitteh caught in teh Little Blizzard on teh Prarie!
Whiteout!
kittunz of the korn….not for you?
(I can’t see the picture either)
No, they’re just in steath mod-*falls over with knife in back*
aieeeeeee!!!!!
iz not “he who walks behind the rows” but “kitteh who walks behind teh LOLs”
Zee kitteh ees right there … in ur imaginashuns!!
Imaginarry kitteh!!!
I can has correct image imbed coding?
at leest teh capshunz iz funny, even if kittehs b invisibuls
cant wait 4 teh pix
U eathr let go my tail or I show you da clawz Taco Bell dog. Comprender?
Pretend Gayla saws pretend picture in her head and replied HAHAHA
I can has wrong pikture?
Yep……..corn fused HAHAHA
Win! Wish ithot a dat!
Theyz iz teh ninjuh kittehs!
Plz to not fix thread.
Dis be inturestin.
Kthx.
Ah agreez, Ah was has fun wif deez commentzes ^^
u cans stil has!
Nano-kitteh is smallur than ur average kitteh.
Luk klose, see!
weee disappearing kittehs!
In Soviet Russia the cats post you!
In soviet russia teh kittehs are missin… on a totallee unrelated noat we haz lots uv yumee stroganov tonite.
DO NOT WANT!!11!!!
Whut – do not want kittehs to b missin? or do not want yummee stroganov. Yummee stroganov iz a nom nom nom ting! Hope u meens teh kittehs!
or – maybee the pleh, pleh, pleh.
LOL! PLEH! LOL! PLEH!
i r so confuzld
Mrs. Mooney keeps a pie shop:
Does a business but I’ve noticed something weird –
Lately all her neighbors’ cats have disappeared.
That’s what I call
Enterprise,
Poppin’ pussies into pies -
Wouldn’t do in my shop.
Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick -
And I’m tellin’ you – them pussycats is quick.
i haz the bestest pies in london
Sounds kinda likez teh Sweeney Todd … noes, dat was Mrs. Lovett. Pleh!
As I have ALWAYS said, a musical ain’t a musical without cannibalism.
wel… lets me put it liek dis…
ins enny grayt abvenchoor
in wich you do nots wunt to looz
vikturee dependings on teh peepil dat yu chooz
soes lissin Arfur dahling veri cloasly to dis nooz:
we wont sikseed on Brodwai
if u dont has any MEWS!
(that wasn’t easy, by the way)
Gratenezz iz nevar eezeh. DAT wuz a bravura purrformenz!
Flatland kittehs be facin away frumz us. Watch out, haz five pointy endz!
How r there only 3 cheezburgers, when it has so much win???
Eberywun hoo votedz wif no pikshur muzt go bak and votez teh 5ive burgerz – nau! Kittehz wil soon be crai-eeng to b getting awnleh 3 brugerz wen so full of teh kyootz!
no pikshur -> no cheezburgr -> no lolz -> no comments
butt nao is worky.
Firs kitteh: …Doez de clonin masheen werk?
(Looks back)
Firs kitteh: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
we can haz The Presteedge?
dewplikating kittehs iz dewplikating.
Juust saw teh moovee. Not az gud az teh book. Isn’t that alwasy teh wae?
IT IS CORM
and i has many corms
NOM NOM NOM
Sumwun pleez tu du fotoshawp tu b maykin kitnz’ aiyz glo an addz tu teh lolz?
Iz funnee az iz, doh. Dem kitnz iz definitlee up tu sumfin.
Cloning… ur doin it rite!
much win!1!
wee iz heer abowt diss blynd mysez yoo woz tawkin bowt wiv da kidz. . .srsly.
I dunno Beebee, I think my eyes could use more mascara, or something…
Oh you look just fine Candy….hey Sissy, back there, what are you staring at?
Ummmm….(I think I see dead people?)…(ummm your big bums?)….(oooh cinnabons!)….oh i was just thinking how nicely your stripes are running down your cute backsides (whew)
oh all right go with the horror flow…
“Kill Pussycats, Faster, Faster!”
u luks hawt in all dat plaztr…
These kittehs looks ‘zactly like the feral cat colonies in Cuba… i red that teh tabby gene is domenant and if left alone to breed all kittehs eventually become tabby. Every single stray cat we saw in Cuba looked ‘zactly alike!!!1!
They wood wate outside restarant for it to close at 9 and teh nice restrant workerz people would come out and give them cheezburgerz (or something). As feral catz goes, those kittehs has it pretty good I guess. Wish there were NO feral kittehs!
one of us… one of us…
gobble gobble…
Eh. I dontz believe it. Itz all done wit smoke adn mirrahs…uh well, at leest wit teh mirrahs.
We us kyoot bebbeh kittehs…by da way we is also ebil. kthxbai.
Sorry typo, should say we is. I r typin it wrong.
Chief Wiggum sez: why is teh kyoot ones alwasy so ebil, Lou?
“Corm.” Utherwize maid uv win.
Owtlandur! Owtlandur! We has ur woman!
I want dem all!!!!!!!!!!
Dese are Cheshire kittehs, and dey not grinning jus now.
Dese be remyndin me of teh Rather Good Kittehs–
http://www.rathergood.com/
Wish Iz has 3 hands 2 snorgle all at deh saem tiem!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow Cat haz had enuf of dis weirdness
WINS!1!!1!
Much win!
Mah favrit lyne!
Three! Three! Three! Three! Letz seeng a sawng uv threeee! Hao mehnee iz threeeee?
Sawree, I iz jest getin “Sesumee Street: Ould Skool” deeveedee an sawng iz stuk in mah hed.
Um…….one of des tings is not liked de other.
duz it has teh pinball machine song on it?!
1-2-3 FOUR FIVE 6-7-8 NINE TEN eleven twelve!
Chewlee dat waz spookeh…readin yer post Ah herded dat in mah hed… o.O
Havunt wached evreefing yet, sew I doent noe. But I haz dat awn mah Sesumee Street see dee.
I kan haz nuhstaljah?
whee I wuz singin dat in mai hed, tu. eleben tweheheheheeeeeelve!
Best song is Ernie singin I dont want tu live on teh moon
Duz it has “I luv trash”?
Kittehs of the Damned!
Kittens of the
CornCheezburgersStend u has mausch editing skeelz n WIN!
Kittens of the Cornburgers!
vegemite for ebberone
NOOOOOOOOESSSSS!!!!!!!
PLEH!
YOU are correct. That is the correct reference for this photo.
SarahD haz sharp ayezz fur teh kitteh fase.
I thot teh saem ting! not kittehs of teh corm…kittehs of the damned…wif der erie pale gray furs and pale eyes and teh preturnatural kyootness! dey scarez me, jus a widdle bit…
“Hallo LOLfrens. Com an play wid us. Com an play wid us, LOLfrens. 4eber… an eber… an eber…”
We’z de childrun of de Korn, so plz follow da leada! K thx bai!
Yu – will – find – owr – mittenz – do – u – unnerstand – yu – will – find – owr – mittenz…
teh C – O – R – M M M M M!!!!
its on teh heds…………
see no ebil, speek no ebil, heer no ebil… ur doin it rong!!!
See no evil, hear no evil, and evil.
oh hai, I xeroxed ur cat
but then I petted it
Least you dint eated it!
end den I snorgled it
doze knowt same kittehz Dey hav diferment marwkinz luk wond teh nekz, n on teh haids, knowt zacly lik!!!! iz tru! homweveh, dey du luk cloz, bery, bery cloz,
Copeh Cat eez copeh’d
Oh hai, mah cloned friends back dere – Dun luk nao k? – sed u has chzbargarz n dah powah to getz moar, eez dis tru? Bettah complai or we has capabeeliteez tu has entyre armeh…
Unfortunately I think the movie that was being thought of was Village of the Damned, where all the children were nearly identical. Children of the Corn was about a bunch of hick kids who kill the adults in their town because of Malachi, etc. etc.
Dese be bunch ov nearleh identical hick kittehs who kill teh adutlz in ther town becuz deh notz giff dem teh cheezburgerz, etc. etc. frum teh movee “Village Kittehz ov teh Canned Corm.”
Dat wun came out wen I wuz a kid. We hads to call it Village of teh Darned.
Yeah they all had holes in their socks
kitteh on the left: pull out!
kitteh in teh middle: i not so shoor . . .
kitteh on teh right: doze wmd’s has gots to be sumware!
kitteh on teh right: omg itza town full of robotz!!!
oof — thatz: omg stepford’z a town full of robotz!!!
Q: Are We Not Cat?
A: …
We are DEVO!
i thought “we are all cat”, but that’s B5 ref… nevermind…
Teh tree muscateers!
(somebody had to say it)
WIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
He who walks among teh littrbocks…….
MAAALLLLAAACHAAAIIIII!!!!!
i think teh middle one iz teh spokeskitteh
Reeziztanz iz futiel. Uz will B azzimilated.
Taak uz to ur ledr.
Kthxbai.
Oh noes! Borg Kittehs!
Front kitteh : Wee leff dem surpryziz in dier soup en dey aint sharin?
Middul kitteh : Wee shuda eeted dem lizrdz en buggliez owerselfs. Aint dat wut ah sed?
Kitteh in back thinkin: Woa! Teh srypz on teh back ov his hed looks jus lyk Elbis!
Pretty Persian sez: alluh mai bridesmades hafta wear teh same stripey dress!
We has 3 of a kind. We wins!!1!