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That’s a disgusting “cage” for a gerbil, even if its a topper. No-one copy the example ¬_¬ (although cheerios are a nice treat
)
Yeah, where’s his stuff to make a cozy nest with?
This one might be easy to clean, but that’s a lazy excuse. Give this poor little guy (or gal) some bedding!
is rusty too
mmmm… donuts
mmmmmm . . . Gud Homer referenz!
Mmm…spreenkels!
ummm
spreenkels…spellded lik dat?
LOLZ! Almos dirtee foar sum reeson…
ROFL… “Oh baybee, show me ur hawt n’ filthee… spreenkels!”
ROFLMAO!!! “hawt n’ filthee spreenkels” FTW!!!1!
Duz this donut make me look fat?
Or like Mr. Hamstar says, “Do these 20 donuts makes me look fat?” *jams dem all into mout*
Onlee if yoo eet wun evree our fur a week!
I tink dis is owr furst lolgerbil!
Reminds me of Clover and Sparky, the only furry pets I had as a kid. Unfortunately, they liked to bite!
(Ooops, I forgot Timmy, our guinea pig who died after just a few weeks.)
I mean, gerblol.
Gerblol.
WIN.
I agree. I am going to walk around saying “gerblol” for the rest of the day now.
so, what else is new? ;o)
Purrhapz eyez in eksepshunally gud moode todai. Everting heer maeks mee laff. BUT the mynd pikshure ov TSC walkin round ownleh sai-eeng “gerblol” awl teh dai – too much phunnieh. Mai hed splodes!
watch out they jump!
I also liek gerblol.
Annodah vote for dah “Gerblol”.
We had teh skineepiggies for mai chilruns when dey wuz liddle kidzez….dey wuz grate pets!! I sorry for yur loss, too! Iz berry hard.
Dis iz a neeu, tranz fatt freee donut. I luks avter mai hart!
dat why it so small and crunchie looking? all teh gud stufs is gone, alls left is, wut, teh flour?
Not even dat. U be lukky tu hav soylunt left wuns all teh gud stufz gon.
soylunt bean is GERBLOLS !!!!
*wit mout ful of donut* Wat? NOOOOOooooo~!!!!1!`1~!eleven!!!
BWAH!!!
LOL! I alwayz sed ‘Krispee Kreemz R peepul’ cuz we want dem so much!
OHNOEZ!! WAHT ABUT TEH GERBLOLS!?
I iz blowing up mah hemmoharoid ring
that’s what happens when you get that secretary spread, looking at ICHC all day
Kripsee Kreem delish!
Iz not Kripsy Kreme – iz Tim Horton’s donut – and haz iced cappucino comin up next…
Moar liek hunny nut donut.
K, but if dat effin bee comez arown, I’m swattin his azz…
Iz not donut. Iz Ooooooooooooh.
He haz an O.
weerd…dis alfabit serial haz onlee Os, zeros, and brokin Qs…
Heez a familee guy!
Did he enjoyz it?
Dis b baygl. Y noes creem chhez?? PLEH! :p
i can has schmeeeer, pleeze?
OY !!!
OK: how many peeps on ICHC actooly know what a schmear is? cause when I lived in NYC I saw that on the board at the deli, and was like wtf?
Wel, mai auld Cherman relitifs, en mai Gramma, hoo alzo caem frum Chermany putted the larhd on bred en cawled it “Schmier.”
What, the schmear you don’t like?
How about a glass tea?
Not too much though, you’ll spoil yer appetite!
(NY Born and bred, my gramma came from Bialystock when she was a little girl)
Bialys! Sooo good.
My best friend gowin up was Jewish.
Schmatlz!
Chopped liver!
Real half sour pikkles!
Get me to a deli!!!!
Ken somwon pleez xplane “bialy” 2 meh? Iz jest a bagel wifout a hole, rite?
WHY??? Wai must wez has 2 differnt nayms fer teh saym ting? Wai hole makes dat mush differnce???
Bialys, a bagel-like roll, is named after the city of Bialystok, located in Northeastern Poland. It fomerly had a very large Jewish population.
me! me! i knows!
Oh jeez I sed schmear wayy down at the botom of this thred an i idint reed this one first CREEM CHEEZ!!!
nope – cream cheese and jelly, mixed. at least it was at that deli
I memer in SD aftur collidge, I went bak roun dat area, der wuz a baygull shop, dey had FLAYVRD schmear!!! Dis wuz in mid 80’s, I’d neber seen flayvrd shmeer befoar! Nao cant eet baygull wivout shmear!
baygulls an dognuts – good brekkie for vet tek!
mmm bialys goooood. they’re different from bagels b/c the hole doesn’t go all the way through (like if you cut it in half, the top half will have a hole, but the bottom half won’t) and they sometimes have like these annoying little onions stuffed in the hole that i personally don’t like.
shmeer- i used to think it was just some topping that you put on a bagel. my parents always put cream cheese and lox. (fish on my bagel: DO NOT WANT)
so is shmeer specifically cream cheese/jelly, or is it just generic bagel topping? tellllll meeeee!
Teh likwid oxygen notz a fish!
mmmm yummee I eetz teh likwid oxajin on mai bagul… tehn ed harrus can help me find teh aliends unnerwater. (random!)
Dehn we canz save dah plahnit frm teh SEALZ?
I knowz from schmear. Loxes too.
Shh! I’m reely nawt sposed to be eeting teh donuts….I’m on a dyet, you noes. But just bitween yous and me, yous kant dyet away teh floofiness! Donuts fawr awl!
yer telling me? I just went on trimspa and then immediately blew my diet last night on tequila… the strangest thing is, a side effect of the trimspa is I’m having the strangest urge to chase old men with money and heart conditions…
I’m on Wayt Wachurs, and eech takeelya is only 2 poynts! I gitz 19 poynts a day, so… 9 shots of Sauza Hornitos & 1/2 english muffin daylee for teh next fyoo weeks = fabyoolus!
An den yoo no care WHUT yoo way!!!
My hubby losted hims by, umm, eating less an ecksersizing… He down to 170 frum 224 in Feb…. Nao I ecksersize by chaysin him aroun da house!!!!
He eets salad wif tuna at lunch, an wuz dilijent about keeping to 1200 calorees for the firs munth, and walked a mile to start, then added as he coud! Nao he eat normal, healthier, still salads, less crapola, and he gonna liv to see 50!
Yay 4 hubby! Him bery disiplund. Hard to do.
U sure that’s not the way you were to begin with?;p
BTW, there was a chat sunday and we were all wishin you were there.
We were all applaudin ur funnies.
… I was at the nudie beach with a new p0rn pal (actooly I’m no longer allowed to call this one a star, now I have to say he did a few art films, like in valley of the dolls), then out drinking tequilas for my b’day
BonzoGal, I LIKE that diet !!! ;o) I’m gonna have to try that – will it get my a rich old husband with a heart condition like anna nicole, tho?
Um… shure! U just has 2 b tewtalee ober-teh-top trashay… srsly… datz wut dose konservativ bazzilyunairs sekritlee crayv… fink “Dolly Parton on X”!
what, like I’m not trashy enough already? ;o)
Dolly Parton on X? I smell theme nite at teh weho clubz!!!!
Stend, dere is a part of me dat wants reeely badly to know more about yer lyfe, an anudder part dat woodent axe for all da tea in Chyna.
Not shure whose winnin.
GERBILLLL!!!! i has no gerbils no more, but i lurvs dem
i alreddy eeted teh other elebbenty.
(…elebbenty duzzin, dat is…)
Flartus! U hazzn’t bin arownd enuff laytlee! We miss u!
I r in agreemintz!
ZOMG!!!! That sounds like a breath mint.
“you’re breath will ge agreeable to everyone with AGREEMINTZ”!
awww, uze guise is two sweets! but naos i can’t be reedin teh ichc at werks no moar…so i slips it in heer and dare at home. I’z still around, jest more kwieter like.
Agreemintz – DO WANT!
Flartus – DO WANT!
hey, dees wirez hurtz mah feetes
Reelax…low fat Cheerio only…if only i could get to the milk bowl without drowning ded.
Nonono!
NAwt Dunkin donutz
DINKY DONUTZ
plzto bring me a dinkee duzin?
Hah! Dinkee duzin ?!?!?! U maed mee snert AND LOL.. I nawt know wai dat so phunnee – but iz.
Duzin dinkee dunkin donutz. Trai to saye dat fazt at leezt tree tiemes!
ROFLMAO!!
My precioussssss
Oh – datz reely gud!
one donut to rule them all!
Wun donut 2 bind dem,
Wun donut 2 seek dem owt,
An wid teh pleecemen bind dem!
And in the fire bind them
In the land of ovens, where the chzburgers lie
Dis donut-eatings Nazgerblol?
This cyoot litul guy eatin a gerbagel. I had gerbies wen I was a kid an they luuuvd teh Cheereeoez – we sed they wer eatin gerbagels.
Teh funnest toy to giv them wuz a TP roll – they hid in it an frantically chooed it into tinee uniform shredz.
I loved my gerbies!!!
I can has a gerbagel wif a shmear?
Tosted plz.
OH ‘memries…
I used to love the way they would hold the TP roll with their lil gerb handses
and when they were done chewin a peese, they wud toss to teh fl00r of teh cage wif one hand.
Chew toss chew toss…..
I thot it wus so phunnie as a trid….(my hubz werd for kid, he makes up hims own werds…..disturbal…)
dat sownds so kewt! DO WANT 2 see. Aneebuddy gots sum gerblols hoo wud chew up a tp role fer meh? I pay u in chzburgers.
wuz owld joke…dont merember all ob it, but teh punch line was “Don’t you know, kicks are for Trids”
An the ogre keeps kikkin teh Trids down teh hill an won’t let em drink from teh well, so dey go to teh rabbai whut makes teh moonshyne an they ask him tu go wif dem to talk to teh ogre… and… um…. well I forget teh rest uv teh joke but it wasn’t as phunee as “eatin much coklit” *ducks*
1 typo an Im marked fur lyfe *sigh* Jus u wayt til u maek a mistaak! I feel like a leetle sister…..
Ha, ha, ha – LOLsnert. Oh, D Marie – so sorrie dat U iz marked fur lyfe – butt (snert) it IS (& wuz) trooleh teh phunnee!
I’s sorry Marie. Wuz cheep shot. ur still very much brillyant and i try harder in teh foochur with teh restraynt. Is ur laptop still borkie?
I in muches betterz moods….it waz phunney, too. If U had sed it, I wood have teased u. Pls not to be restrayning urself on mai accownt.
Laptop no lawnger borked. Desktop stil much borked. Brain still (as alwayz) vereee borkded.
Caem home frum work. Cabul was borked. Is unborked naow.
ZOMG!! Try a hampster wif TP. Dey stuff an stuff an stuff an stuff, an eben when der cheeks look liek Orsun Whales, dey still tryin ta stuff dat paypur into der cheeks! sOOOOOOOoooooFunnee!!!!
Look brian. I haz messege in mai alfabits. It sez ‘OOOOOOOOOOOOO’
ROFL!
after i eatz donut, i mayken donut holez!
PLEH!! duzin dinkee dunkin donuts holes made frum gerblol, DO NOT WANT!! Ai betz dey awl luk lyk choklit!!
chklit cuverd rayzinz!
Ewwwww!
We haznt had rayzin pye sints teh rabbit died…
Oh – itz gud to revisit teh sitez – I wuz hopin sumwun cud do sumting clever wid teh rayzinz! Dis maed mee LOL tree tymez now!
Dis iz mah donut! Dere r menee lyke it but dis wun iz myne! Mah donut iz mah fren…… *Nom nom nom*… Mmmm Mah fren tastes gud!
injoi it wile u kan
just herd dunkin donutz iz lemonayding uv tranzfatz
wich iz wut maikz donutz taist gud!
Trans fats mmmmmmm.
Bakun……drool……
saurated lard fatz…..
*clutchin chest*
Lizbef! Lizbef!
Iz dat Sanford ‘n Son ref?
Jes!
Plz tu put som kawfee in dis gyent mug, thx
but i no has coffee.
Wow, 67 gerbil commentz and not a single one mentions Richard Gere. Sheesh
O c’mon, Richard Gere nawt b puttin gerblols up hims butt… dat b speshully rezervd 4 Borat! U liek? I liek!
my sister is number four pr0stitute of kahistan !!!
Aftur dat stoopy Kazakhistanee cyclist got kikked owt uv Teh Toor day Franse rayce dis yeer 4 doping, mah husbin sez, “Noaw poor dood has 2 go bak to fakktiry job in Kazakhistan” and I sez, “No, noaw he gonna has 2 be teh numbah 4 leanest mayl prostitoot in Kazakhistan!”
And I haz GINORMOUS cup of cawfee!!!
that is a terrible cage for any pet
it hurts their feet! imagine having to live like that, bare foot and on wires that your feet can fall in to. 
:(:( pweeez get a tank!
Gerbils has a BIG deep tank full of toys and bedding. They just has a topper too so they can come up and look at us- I was worried they wouldn’t go up there at first as it might hurt their feet, but they spend about half their time up there, sitting in their bowl of sand and staring at us with their gerbilly eyes. ^_^
sum u peeps iz jus
syk Syk SYK….
LOL ROTFLMAO choke splurt wai deeeep breff
Dis iz nawtz Do-Nutz!
Iz Liddil Wun’s seereeul
wiff hoal inz middul
Wayrz t3h flowwr, shoogur
an greese? Mass kwantiteez uv
Free Mayjur Fude Groopz
Stillz eetz t3h krunchee
Do-Nutz. Deelishuzz wiff a
nyse cup uv kawfee
Jack.
meeree needz CAFEEN!!1!
Hart Helthy Gerbil’s eatinz his Cheerioz.
hai nise foodz meesee. sorre, iz not donut. iz seriul.
gerbil’s version of cheerios.
Cheeeeers.
So much delishus win. Me loves. ♥
http://www.filefreak.com/ppublic/5997/I_HAS_A_DONUT.mp3
A quickie recording of just exactly how that sounds XD
This is hysterical, though the cage does suck.
a true classic.
he is sooper cute!!! (^_~)
Yah, the captions hiLARIOUS and the gerbil looks like my gerbil, Vincent, the cage sucks a lot. he needs wood shavings or shredded paper bedding 2 be fluffy in