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Cheezburger Network Blog
sexy kitty!
I’z 2 sehxy for mah harbllz…
I IS ZORROH!
I am KITTEH. Bow down, hyoomun.
(anybody else lose their RSS feed?)
yep, lost it for SOMC too.
…a look that ca-aant be deni-iiied. Plz to be Q’n teh Dusty Springfield.
Um, dis MAH bed. Sry, u cannot has nap.
on yur bed, makin grandma sleep standing up
Dis big guy instantly maeks me think of Pepe le Pew. Wikkid eiez!
(Hav yu ever notissed that Frensch is the only langwij with a rekognizabul laff?
Honh-honh-honh!)
LOL. also add the phrase “ow U say” between grasping for teh english words.
“ow U say”………. I has spray yur bedz ??? mai sharieee…..??? honh-honh-honh…
voo lay voo coo shay avekk meow siss wa?
Mewlin Rooj FTW!
Kitteh kitteh meow meow da da.
Mai name is Pierre, I haf come frum Frans, I haf come to has sex wid ur fambly.
EDDIE IZZARD REFFERENCE FTW!!!!
Halp yurslf suhr, because of the debt of honour owed to General Lafayette!
you dunt know hoo he wuz!
Yay! Eddie fans allovah da plays!
What was that? The French Banana War? The Spanish Kitteh War?
dis comment winz deh internets!
*bowz*
itz in ur i’s
“Plz baybeh, plz baybeh, baybeh baybeh plz!!!”
Spike Lolee FTW!!!
Welkom 2 mai boodwar…
Mai i sai u looks a lovely tonite.
Cheezy kitteh sayz:
Bebbeh, u be my Dairy Queen, i be ur Burger King.
U treet me rite, an i’ll be doin it ur wai.
Kitteh is reactin tu tihs artikullin teh WSJ.
wow. dah wall street jurnul
[and naow we noes cheezburgers naem
]
Very impressive. I did not know I was a TRENDY type LOL. I voted for CHez reunion in Hawaii — we stays at ur house Cheezburger
) *hopeful look*
Is sexay tiem nao?
vote for it! http://www.memevote.com/Images/I_have_teh_Look_of_Luv/
u no u luv me
R u gonna eet dat? I cn eet dat. C? Dis fays don ly.
Oh hai, I r Barry White Cat…
The more cheezburger i noms, the more i resembles that remarks…
ROFL! You’re right! Himz haz da big, deep voyce.
He (groan) Barry Black and White cat!
Casanova Cat
hasn’t been the same since his
tragic harbl loss.
he should try harbl club for former men…
He sez “Guess wherez I be hiding my latest hairball-prezent? I thinks you be findingz it in the middle of teh night in barefoots!
Va Va Va MeeowVoom!
This not be lookin like lurv, more like disdain. Disdainful cat is full of disdain.
or gas.
STEND!
*poot*
an DAT ladees an gemmums, is why kitteh luks liek dat
he b tinkin “ah! ah needed dat”
you called? ;o)
POOT !!!
*fart*
harharharhaaarhar
*runs away*
dats da luk. dats da luk. da luk of luv.
Shootz dat poyson arro tru mai HA HA HAAART!!!
hahaha i luhvs it. me too kitteh. me too. ^_^
I be bringing the 70’s back, with my groovy goatee and my tux. All I need is my male symbol necklace, and some shagadelic furry pillows. Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
teh 70’s…i haz dem. u no u wants.
Samuel L. Jackson cat
haz had it wit teh snakes
Gitz doze muvvafokkin snayks owt uv mah muvvafokkin litterbocks!
An wayre iz mah murgerfurger cheeeeeezburger? Dayum!
I can has soul patch?
Goatee kitteh…
Needs to shave.
Onoes! is ebil twin!
I fink dat soul patch is ackseptibl 4 teh non-ebil twin. It’s teh mustash part dat shows teh ebil. Muttin chops, OTOH, r nawt 4 teh mayn ebil, but mebbe 4 teh hench-doods uv ebil.
4 us wimmins, ai fink dere’s a lipstik code. Red or purpl lipstik = ebil, pink or dis seezin’s nootrals = nawt ebil.
Ate my first commint! I can has hench-doods uv ebil? Dis is teh ebil twin. Spent all morning reloading borked laptop frum h3ll, Takin giggle brake befoar loadin documints, pictures, and Dad’s art. If I had hench-doods, dey wood du teh reload, and I wood supervise an eat muches ob teh coklit.
*goes to find purple lipstick*
*uses every ounce of restraint to keep from making a very inappropriate joke out of the typo*
I do nawt has teh restraynt… “coklit”, huh huh huh huh…
Look, I’ve had, I mean am having a bad day. CHOCOLATE! NEED MORE CHOCOLATE! Don’t be mean to me, please? Laptop still borked. I am thinking of giving up.
OK, it was funny, and I wouldn’t have been able to resist, either.
LOL, sorry D Marie, I cudn’t reszist, I has teh joovenile sense of hoomor. I sendz u virchooal choklits if dat halps:
http://www.mitoledo.com/Donaire/Fotos/Chocolate.png
Gud luk wid dat lappytop- mebbe it need 2 be kikked?
D Marie iz gud spohrt!
Thanx fur teh chocklits. I am glad u can spell. Thot abowt kikking laptop, but dat wood be joovinile and unproductive. An, I wood haf 2 buy new won, an bandages fur my toeses. Stil borked. Will hav to load frum scratch. It be veree slow…….an I tink it may be possessed bai sumthin. Squirls mebbe? Owt of 3 computers, 2 are borked, and other is recently recovered. Hmmmm….
Listen…….
about that dawg you let in ma house, let’s rethink this whole thing….
Ah kin hardlee wayt to holdz u,
Feel mai armz arown u,
Hao long haz I wayted?
Wayted jes to hold u
Nao that I haz fown u –
U haz teh look of luv.
I haz teh look fur less… went to Ross after watchin style netwurk. U no hoo else? Dat girl frum Roxette – she’s got teh look.
ross crossdress for less? ;o)
All uv teh cheepie stores around teh NoHo area…. Ross, TJ Maxx, et al. – dey have reediculous wymins sizes (shoes expesheelee). Every time I’ve lukked in wun, dere’s been at leest wun or tu wymins wut haz teh adams appul. And teh Pavillyuns on SMB… wy is dere always a trannee buyin sumfin like paper plates or a pack of stikkie noats at wun in teh mornin?
If dey iz in da NoHo area, den dey in da wrong part of town, no? BwaaHaaHaa.
Sometimes I killz myself
… all the trannies I know work nights – then again all the trannies I know well also work in bars. keep in mind tho – you’re only noticing the trannies who don’t pass, and they’re probably either drawn to evening hours for better lighting or forced to work less desirable night shifts because they don’t pass. there’s a LOT of trannies out there who pass who you just don’t notice – at least there are here – I just found out a biologically female barrista at the starbucks I go to is only into FtoM trannies, and now everytime I see her w/ a guy I suddenly realize – that’s not a guy, or wasn’t always a guy
WOW!! Hoo Noo?
And Stend – U du haf a mozt intrezteeng liefe. Hau meneh peepl in teh werld cn akshualy saI “all the trannies I know work nights.” ??
LOOK, u lern most innerstin things lookin at da kittiez. Hoo sez innernetz is waste of tiemz?
voolay-voo snorgles avek mwah, say swar??
Say wot?
SA iz parlayeen in Frawnsh. She sez “Doo yoo wanz snorlgez wid mee, dis ebeneeng.”
I can haz teh Frawnch dressing?
I can haz teh Frawnch Fries?
I can haz mai 2 dollarz?
zomg better off ded!!! ftw!
whew! I wuz hoping sumwon wood reconize dat movee!
)
meh whee, meh whee, je voodray!
Didn’t dis be teh Donna Summerz Disco songz to? Wayz before my tiem…;-) but sombin be familarz bout ta singin wordz. In my haed I see shinee glazz bawls wit em little squarez just spinin n spinin an shinin in da litz, an I be dancin n dancin and twirlin mysef around an around and… Ahem. Sorrees gutz carried way. Doez wus teh good ol dayz.
Noes, nawt Donna Summerz. Wuz big disco hitt foar Patti Labelle in 1975. Naem of song is Lady Marmalade.
I is now ofishulee outed as old person. *sigh*
Also covered by Mya, Missy Eliot, Pink and Christina Aguilera for the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack a few years back
And the singing demon on “Angel” did a “memorable” version.
eeps.
nao i pritend i nots get dis ref. noep!
Too late….we noes ur sekrit naow.
wuz not missy eliot, wuz lil kim.
Noe, noe! U iz nawt ofishullee awted az auld person. Auld person rermemberz “If Dey Maed Mee a King, I’d Still Be a Slaaaave Tu Yoo,” or “I saw teh Haaarbor Lites. Dey onley tolded mee U wur leafing.”
Fankoo Janet. I feelz much better naows.
Miaow, Beh-bee!
Would you like some fine shahm-pan-yuh?
U kno… shahm-pan-yuh is not really shahm-pan-yuh unless its from the province of shahm-pan-yuh… I learned that in bartending skool.
i learned it from waynes world…
ur enterin a store! shampayne! uve left teh store! shampayne! uve fallen in teh gutter… shampayne!
Teh Continental FTW!
“Ai noo u wud. Haow do I no dis? Becuz I lub wimmn. I kin reed theyr mayl… I meen, mind! I venchure to say, plz, u r teh kine uv womun hoo has a poster of puppees wid hyoomungus ize hangin on ur bathroom wall. Jes? Am I rite? I has a similur tattoo. Let me show u. It is a tattoo uv 2 dogs doing it.”
Forgive me if my hungry eyes feast on the banquet of your sumptuous décolletage.
Nex, i weel b rubbin u wid mai whiskers an mai lips!
U b smellin’ GUD nao babee!
Mmm… mmm… mmm!
le Chanel Numbre One, i makes it foar mai sharieee amoarr…..
ow you sai, is gud mai pee?
And now another visit with: The Continental
Champagne?
^%$#*&^*!@#<)(*&!@#$$ !
Teh comments be goin wonky. They don’ go wherz I puts em or tehy don’t go at all. Dey be gettin eatin by teh commentz munster boogey-man thingy.
CHZ/TOFU???? HALP!
No Kidding! Yestirdey, I wuz da furst commint up dere…naoh I iz thurd.
Go figger — I doan care if I getz furst or not, it’s just weerd.
Beeg Tuckzeedo Tawm
seez prittee Kitteh nexx doar.
Maykz planz 4 2nyte.
Tuckzeedo Tawm koodz
sayrenayd Kitteh, butz mytez
also hurtz sum eerz
Direckt approach iz
best. Awll Tuckzeedo Tawm needz
iz sum fresh Katnip!
Jack.
Rawr, baybee!
What dis font everone uzin n where kin I downlode it plzthx?
OMG I cant belive “Peanut” my foster kitty made it on here… I feel downright cheesy over it LOL
It is a big moment for you and Peanut. Enjoy!
teh laydeez kitteh
So I’m the only one getting 80’s flashbacks here?
“If you judge a book by its cover/then you’d judge the look by the lover…”
MTV nostalgia makes me feel old.
Suave cat is suave.
Speaking of MTV nostalgia, anybody getting Prince/Sheena Easton prancing around flashbacks?
“Yoov’ve got the looooook!”
yo guy who made the site, i submited like 5 pics of my cat and non of them are in the website! plz tell me why u arent submitting them
heh thats naaarce
Dis maek me mush lol. Kittah say “how u dooin?”
you know, my cat looks almost exactly lie this above!!! aazing!!!
I DON’T CARE WHAT PILL YA TOOK, DIS MAH BED; MAKE UR BAYBEEZ SUMWHARE ELSE!
th3 luv iz in th4 air
da Look uv Luv bai ABC