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Kleen Kat Services…we don’t just get down on our knees, we lie down and scrub that floor silly.
We lie down and LICK that floor silly.
nyuck! nyuck! …ahem, that would be the Deluxe service for 25 more kittie treats…
our motto ” You gonna see yo self on that cement floor”!
Kitteh haz rite ideer. Iz too hawt for being on carpit, I try to stay on da tiles too.
check out mah white boots and gloves… i’m too sexy for your patio chairs, your rainbow rug…
Everybody enjoying lunar eclipse? Still to arise in my nek ‘o the woods at this hour.
Leaf: I’m waytzings wif my bref abated! Abowt 45 minnits to eklyps whar I ams.
…an ah’m 2 sxy fur dis song!
*sigh*
Overcast here in Winterpeg, we can’t see anything. ‘Cept catz sittin’ in the window lookin’ pretty.
*ronniecat in Noo Brunswick waves at Amethyst in Winterpeg*
RushnGreen in Trawnna waves to u boeth!
FireBall in fort pierce florida waves to all da kittehs roun da worl and smil’s dat i got big harbles tom cat smile….
chazz sayz hi frum ontayrio :3
Lunar cat is patiently waiting for total lunar eclipse…
wasnt there a cartoon with a baddy named penumbra? cant think which it is
Kitteh ready to take him on with his big ol bad ol white gloves and boots.
u has emberrising scuff markz?! buy kitteh cover! iz taystfull and fashunabull
Quik-dry cement! OH NOES!! ai can has dwarf vacyoom?
http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/dwarf-glues-penis-to-vacuum/
deer gawd… dat is so bizarramo.
dare i say, he had it coming? (wokka wokka!)
that sukd! giv da littl guy a braek. wurkz bin bustin hiz bawlz, uh?
teh danjurz uv self-emploimint.
Hoover thought of something so silly as gluing your willie to a vac??
ceeling kat iz wayting sooprman-flyin stile awn spyderpigz foar to strike.
Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Duz wuteber a Spider Pig duz!!!
Kanee schwing frum a tred? Nohe can’t hees a pig! Luuk out heeer come da spyderpig!
kitty is signing the wet cement with an impression of his harballs
it’s like the kitty p0rn Walk of Fame – that’s why he’s in a star shape
Stend: NICE.
hoep he’s waerin hiz big ballz den. Concreet shrinks aftr teh imprint. Iz why Jordge Kloonee wore klown shooz wen he did hiz. will go down in histree az a man wiv hyooj feet an tiny handz. srsly.
K, dat axchually mayd me srsly LOL.
(Hmm… iz dere a pr0no wok uv faym? Dere shud b…)
no, but there was a woman named cynthiaplastercaster …
maybe there SHOULD be a p0rn star walk of fame … I can just imagine some poor old lady breaking her hip tho, when the wheel of her stroller gets stuck in some DDDD imprint in the sidewalk – now THERE’s a slip-and-fall lawsuit waiting to happen !!!
halp !!! I need a legal professional !!!
“I fell into Chesty Morgan’s boobs and I can’t get up!”
Nahhhh…dat will jus be da noo municipal swimmun pool.
Ur brayn twistd a funni way, lolz on ur clevr “municipal swimmun pool” thot. Catnips to u!!!1
dey could use teh john holmes cast 2 mount a 100-ft flagpole!
(heh heh, ai sed “mount.” an “pole.” heh heh.)
Kool seement awn a
hawt Summur’z day. Eckswizzit
sensayshun awn fur
Shaydee spawt beelawngz
2 me! I tookz it awllz wen
no wun wuz luukeeng
Hewmins swett unner
t3h bryte, hawt Sun, wyle Kitteh
watchez in t3h shayd
Jack.
Bee-yoo-tee-ful as yoosual, Jack Deth…
zomg gravitee malfunkshun!!
floor haz bekum wall
hrbllz no feelz gud nomore!
sry, am i in your way? course not
Supah Kitteh flyin ov’r invisibel gotham city!!!
Dat am jst zillyz! SupahKitteh livz in Meytropurrlus!
AHH! Me rongz.. me sorree !!!11!! Me outta dah club nowz huh…
Naw, hu jus need SooperFrendz or Justis Leege or sumthin.
so delish…
awlmos gud as caturday
can I haz an extra caturday ???
so delish
awlmoss gud as caturday
can I haz extra caturday ????
Dat wurth saying twyce. I *needz* extra caturday.
No, but you get extra comment, instead!
no tummeh snorgles rite nao, plz. kitteh in chillin moad.
Kitteh looks like he be practisin swimmin skillz. LOL!
I can has kittehs hoo lay liek dat.
*Splort* I can has Windex for mah compyooter moniter?
I not a rug… no wipes your feet on me!
Mah kittehs luuuv to roll an wiggle on their baks on teh conkreet patio floor – I wish I cud let them owt there more offen, but they wud jump teh fense to go explor. Then they wood get mashed in trafik.
I shud show them this pikshur and say, “see? this what yu wud look like after a car runned yu ovur. A flat splat mat cat.”
Allitterayshun FTW!
er noes. dat wuz riym. a litr aishin wud be “flat felyn felt fine ‘fore felled by fast Ford” or sumthin liek.
its taking rest after a wild and long session.
ZOMG!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!
Mai kitteh Mewnpye duz dis all teh tymes! Itz 2 funee.
Im too sexy for your cement, too sexy for the cement.. whatcha think about that?!
ats just silli! catz harbls out in bak, not on tummi. don you no?
lolz! Kitteh sez “I will streeeeetch owt mah backz for u can has maxymum pettin surrfass, but u must bend waaaaaaaaay ovah to enjoy it!”
U petz mee on mah turms, stoppy hyoominz!
Er…’stoopy…nawt ’stoppy’….
….Aye bee stoopy hyoomin wif dat wun….mai bad…..
……Molto Benny!
i iz stoppin da floor from movin
nom nom nom. the floor haz taste
n hu sez ur hrbls B hot?
NASTY!!!!!! but lol… idk!!!!
lawl!!111one one one eleven one hundred eleven!!!
wut is a hrbllz?