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…Why u no mail me first clas!?
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AfriCat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Envy is da 7th dedliest sin…
kitteh disappruvez of ur envy-lope
(wrath is da 5th dedliest sin…)
Oranj gift wrath is dedlee?
An definitlee a sin!
Hay! You for got to pack a packing buddie!
… and I eated all teh fome peenuts– moar plz.
Oh hai dis be ma secrt hidin pleis go wai plz k thx.
I mayld yu a gyft…. but i etted it
NOOOES !!!!11!!! I IZ yer prezant. plz not to et mes, I nt dilci…uh….daleecuh…..tastee jest beeeuuuteful.
is thyr NO pryvacee nemoar?!?!?!
EYEZ WAS IN CHINA; NOW EYEZ HERE!
looooonnnng time no cheezburger……… i has to be hungry naowwww….. pleeeezeee.. halp..
o coarse kitteh, you CAN has cheezburger!!!
Please to note
Congradulations !!
You are the proud new owner of a new Chineze Kitteh
Plz 2 be takin new kitteh to vet
haz much check up for dangerous kitteh chow and led paynt
At leezd dah Chineez kitteh comz wit eerz!
Yezzzzz Chineze Kitteh has fully funcshonal eerz
Posable thumbs are after mrkt add on and are not garunteed to match kitteh colur
But eeerz be nice
Wai I git no body yet? I gots hed alredy!
“your replacement cat head has arrived from IKEA … “
All ah needid wuz eers! TEH EERS!!! Gawd, nao I has all kinds of kitteh parts…
but we sho an othr kitteh ordered wen u last kalled. yep rite heer in r recoards fur u.
Dooz U haz ztra kitteh yet?
Keepz all dah kitteh parts. Mebbe build an extra kitteh.
One order of boxed cat, comin’ right up!!
suspishuss an hazarduss mailkitteh is suspishuss an hazarduss.
::dizzE:: u furgoted 2 punch de holez!!!!
hmmm, U teenk kitteh wood punch himz own holz…
I teenk kitteh wood schred dah baux!
You wudn bleeve it! First was rain, then hail, then snow, then dark of nite! An that dam mailman jus kep on goen!!!1!
*snortlaugh*
nuh uh… dark of nite does stop teh mailman! wen i lived in Wisconsin, one day teh mailman didn’t come, and wen i called teh post office, dey sed it wuz too dark, so i get my mail teh neks day. wussy mailmen in Wisconsin.
oh woops… and it was four in teh afternoon!!!
LOL I thought Wisconsin men was big butch menz! U has ruined my fantasy!
Wuz probly furst day of deer seezon. Neber menz arownd on da furst day of deer seezon in Sconsin.
“Newman isn’t delivering mail today” “Oh, right… it’s raining”
Lubbin teh Sinefld!
(When I lived in southern CA there were people who wouldn’t go out for errands or appointments if it meant driving in the rain.)
duh. as a seattle transplant to LA, I dont dryve in teh rayne. Cuz anjuleenos dunno hao to dryve in teh rayne and I dun wanna git keelded bai sum 16 y/o girl in her dadees hummer.
yeah, dude, totally. plus, it rains so rarely here the roads turn into ice skating rinks from the oily exhaust – back in 2001, I was on a san diego cloverleaf type onramp onto what was origionally a carriage road but is now a small highway thru a park so the ramp is way too tight – I was going *maybe* 15 MPH but it had just started to rain – I hydroplaned at 15 MPH, overcorrected, jumped the curb into traffic and got T boned – cracked the d4mn truck frame. now I don’t drive in the rain, nobody who can avoid it does
it hasn’t rained here since aprilish and the next time it does? I’m not even leaving the house
hey S.A.M.S., check this out B4 it closes if you’re over there
http://www.hammer.ucla.edu/
exhibitions/120/
I go to Gettee tumorrow, see da Ooodree menajuree paintins! Is $8 for parking nao, but I tink I park across street or at VA an taek shuttle…. Wish dey had free hanicapt parkeeing….
Wen my momz wanted us out of the howse in the rain she used to say, “Get out there, u aren’t made of sugar”.
(today probably be konsidered child abyoose.
)
WIN!
I are sorree, kitteh. Ppls shud has bringed u to mai postul serviss. Furst class meens overnite delivury, window seet, cheezburger lunch. Onlee $5.95. U calls me next tiem, k?
Yu shud advurtize on ICHC. I thinkz menny kittehs wud uze yur serviss.
furree paking pnutz…i haz dem.
hai! wers bubel rapz?
Is DAT wut dey do wid removed harbls?!?!?!?!!!!1!?
ick
woah! i’ve never had a smily appear b4. lets try that agin…
duud!!! ur fuxin mai purrceptions…
Itz Magick!
dun u gotta bie doesez?
Mah kitteh luvs styroefome pnutz so much. She takes dem out uv box and hides dem unner teh bed for later amoosment
it costd 2 much
Oh boi! Ma “kitteh-o-da-month” club shipment haz arrived.
WIN!!!!!!
DEFINITE win!!!!!!
i “WINNED ” tooooo sooon, dis, dah winnah!
Oooooh, I wants to joyn dat club!
I would like to sign up for dis club plz kthx.
But Kitteh, u iz furst claz:
Enni boxx wif 1 er moar kattz insides uv it iz FURST CLAZZZ !!
An boxx wif no kittehs insided uv it iz NOTT FURST CLAZZ!!!11!!
Plz its FURRRSt clazz k thx
cuz i ddident haz enuff foar tu bring u der selph
I made you a packing list, but I eated it.
Oh, hai, Ikea custumur survis? I has gotten ANUTHER spare kitteh hed for my delux svarteleh florgenkittehsnorblebutt…well, Ize already feedin two heds, an wun’s alwaes awaik. If I sends it bak, cud I has a credit towards sum expresso-eers? Yes, I can hold…
“Yes, I can hold…”
LULZ!
The bane of customer service seekers everywhere!
yar, i callded mai doctors orifice today, and she said “family medicine center, could you hold?”
i wanted to be all, “BUT ITS AN EMERGENCY!!!”
but im not mean, and it really wasnt.
DIS JUS NOT RIGHT!! PACKIN PENUTS… BUBLE WAP>>>>AN DEN SOMEBUNNY WENT POSTAL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! Whut a trip!!!
“Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho!”
PeeWeez Hairmanns refrense FTW!!1!!
Jambie FTW!!!
NOOOE, plz no make me air shippingz! Makz ma stummik sick
I soree kitteh.
I has teh poor.
U gimme sum munnies so I kin has teh rich?
I went 2 a weddin on Caturday at a aktyooal Yacht Club. I sitted in a big chayr bai teh windo, lukked at hyooj vyoo of San Phransisko, had a drinky-poo in wun hand, and sayd “So DIS is wut its liek 2 be rich.”
Den I went hoam. Oh wellz!
I wonder what the poor people are doing…..
EETIN CHEEZBURGES AN LOLZIN!!!!!
EAT TEH RICH
Eggselent “Camelot” referunz!
no eatz teh rich, they prbly taste badz. i used ta kleen houses, i know lota rich peeples wif no taste at all.
Putz dah hot saus on dehm; ebrytin taztz bettah wit hot saus on it!
Contraband Kitteh says “Tarfiff Due”
Did kitteh use Bun-Airlines to be shipped?
Prolly not. Bun-Air iz furst klass awl da wai – wit awl-u-cn-eet cheezburgerz buffey an meny frekwenzee friars mylz!
They shoped meh to YOUZ!
Sen meh BACK!
I can has UPS?
PLz no send me ta Miztur Shrodingur.
His methuds are queschinubble an’ he iz constuntly queschinning existance ov cheezburger.
Send me to Mizter Pavlov.
Wurd is, he has all the snax in tha wurld.
He DUZ??? (Drool drool drool…)
WIN!!1! Shrodinger wud bee prowd!! we no that teh cheezburger ekzists tho
Pavlov??? Dat name ringz a bell….
Oh Hai.
Diz no Abu Dabi.
Um, wayt, I mayled mahself 2 Howhyee… I wuz gunna lib wid Cheez n’ Tofu… haow I git heer???
Aloha! They’re waiting at the condo getting a fitting for their hula skirts
you not nermil… you no need to go to Abu Dabi garfield ref
I can has bubble wrap 4 blanket?
Go FedEx!
K, kitteh, u git in dis suspendid aminayshun contaynur an wen u waek up, u will be in teh FYOOCHUR!
(O yeh, btw kitteh, “teh fyoochur” inkloods 10 minuts frum naow… just so u noes…)
I tinkz wee awl wantz ti go tu teh fyoochur! Hau we getz dere? Muzt we uze dat splendid suspendid aminayshun contaynur? Or iz nother wai? Halp.
I kin sendz ennywun 2 teh fyoochur! Watch dis… k… ur reeding dis post… an naow it’s 5 sekkinds laytur dan it wuz wen u started! It’z…. TEH FYOOCHUR!
OMG! It werked!! It weked!! Im Heeeeere! Whooppeeeeeh.
Tiem Travel: Wun seckund per seckund, liek evree wun else!
OR fliiez loonng waiz. Reeli, U haz lezz timez dehn dahn iv U not fliiez.
Plz ‘member to rite phone on kiteh tag, otherwise u risk sum1 putting kiteh on mailbox when found.
– Postage guaranteed? –
Dank u fer usin Kitteh Transport Svcs. We gets ur kittehs tu u obernyte. Nao, owr “no flea” garantee.
i iz do not appreshiate job of bein packing material
does i looks like styrefoum?
notatall, styrefoum not black. usually.
iz mi point! halp, halp im bean oppresedd!
I haz had blak styrefoum!
We nawt maylz Kitteh.
Emptee bawkzez arz Kitteh’z
kurriuss weekness
Kitteh hydez so well.
Blakk fur meltz in t3h darkness
uv haff oapen bawks
Hewmins getteeng kloase
Kitteh popz up. “Surprize!!!”, lyke
a Jack-In-T3h-Bawks
Jack.
WIN! Kitteh looks moar suprized dan da hyooman, tho!
Dos kitteh remynz me uv tha kitteh dat wuz borkded, so her hyoomins maed her a robot cart she cood control and drive aroun in. Da guy wuz on BattleBots, an dey showed da kitteh ridin an goin an happee. De ownerz were vet teks, so dey cood help her.
Oops, HE! It’s Elvis, da robo-kitteh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8
y nowun posted so long?
COMMENTS: Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat…
Would not buy again.