RICHARD DREYFUSS CAT SEZ
…I CAN HAS BIGGER BOAT?
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capped and submitted by: dearsomething
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Smile you son of a!
teh shark is coming…close beach nao! K thx bai!
lolshark: i can has kardboord plz? nom nom nom.
Ikea shark says some ’sembly required pleeze to be finding all my teefs
Maim whut beeg teef yoo haz, Shamoo!
OMG, funnee vidyo linky!
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I tink dis kitteh lernded dat frum me!
The first treatment of the film was rejected by Spielberg.
To make this ionto a film…ZOMG!
hilarious!!!!
should it not b Roy Scheider kitteh says….?
“I used to be afraid of the water”
“Can’t think why.”
That was my first thought as well. Richard Dreyfuss HAD a bigger boat, with like TVs and fish finders and probably a wet bar and maybe dancing girls, but then for some reason they decided to go into the death trap that was the Orca, where the only dancing girl was Quint. Go figure.
Fairwellz n adews to u, fare spanush ladeez. Fairwellz n adews, u ladeez of spane.
Fur weev raseebd ordurs fer ta sael bak tu Bawstin
An so neber moar shal we see u agin
u go n teh cagez. teh cagez goez n teh water. teh sharkiz n teh watr. r sharkz?
mith bustid…shark kant evin kil a wuss bote lyke Orca in reel lyfe…but it wuz a gud moovee ennyway
Ai rijekt ur ralitee and subsditoot mah oan!
Yeh, shud be Roy Scheider cat. But still fukkin funny.
Not onlee wuz it Roy Scheider, it wuz a ad-lib.
Bes line in teh moovee, an it wusnt in teh scrip!
richard dreyfuss kitteh sez i can steelz teh bestest line in teh moovee?
Jack Deth plz 2 post poem 2 nlightin mai mewds
Kitteh wantz Fillay
O’ Fishee sammittch. Nawt wut
Kitteh eckspected
Kitteh can has much
bigger bun? Might kood has much
moar Tartee Sawss, too??
Beeg Fishee iz reel
Woppur. Nuffing eeben kloase
at t3h Burrgurr Keeng!
Jack.
WIN!
NOOOOOOO
I R NAWT (B)TASTEE OR NUTRISHIS !!!!(/B)
SO?
NOM NOM NOM
Awww man, It didn’t work!
I THOUGHT I learnt sumpin!!!
*sigh*
I’z such a stoopy summtimez
you neverz stoopy.
U jus needz teh ejamacashun on dem “hetimal” talking. Use teh pointy parenthesis. Don’t U liek my tech termz……
[B] like this[/B]
Or the things that look like alligator moufs? I make work?
yay, I made work! Use the things.
the < < > >>>>>>>>> things.
like this?
YAY!
You guise crack me !
Hey!!! Werd my “up” go? Prolly cause I putted the “up” in dose greater then less than thingies. Not going to try bold or italics anymore!!!!
No no, u trai agin! Here e-z gide to basik HTMLols:
http://www.w3schools.com/html/tryit.asp?filename=tryhtml_formattingch
testsorriez
For What ?
whoops – try again
For What ?stend, i lieked it when it let us non-tech peeps see before we ’sedn’. now i send ‘test’…
da me tooo…. still eats it 1/2 the time tho ;o)
Mmmm. Shark. Tastez just liek
chickencheezburger.But shark say, “kitteh. Teh other white meat”.
Shoe meh teh wey tu goe hoam.
Iz kold an I wana goe tu bed.
yes dat it. Is too early to tink of song. got it nows
Direct me the way to my abode
I’m fatigued and I wish to retire
I had a little bevridge ’bout an hour ago
And it went right to my cerebelum
Wherever I may perambulate
On Terra Firma, aqua, or atmospheric pressure
You will always hear me chanting this refrain
Direct me the way to my abode
U smert!
Um, thats what we used 2 do at band camp, maek up stoopid songz. Wuz also “Hey Screwed” (Hey Jude), “Leprosy” (Yesterday) and muches of teh singin ob one song 2 another songs tune. I can has long bus trip?
Bass Clarinetists of teh werld, unite!
Yuse was mor creyative dan 98 bottles of beer NEway
We did “Yesterday” as a coming-owt song: “Yes, I’m Gay”
WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretenshuss formr moovee star sez, “o mai gawd, nebber wurk wiv animalz and childrn – but if yu haz ta wurk wiv boaf, do mayk shoor da animulz a shark. Hoepfully teh shark iz suffishuntlee full from eeting Dakota Fanning to oanlee giv Captain Skratch a flesh woond”
Ok someone has too….
THINK OF THE LOL CATS!
or
Kitteh sez “i pop u liek a pinata blu shamoo”
ok i like dis wun.
Richard Dreykitteh sai, “throw chum over side of boat?
Throw gud fish awai?
Are you nutz?
Oh, hai! Shark!
I can has surf n’ turf?”
Oops, my comment got eated. (Insert Jaws music here)
excuse me, do you have any grey poupon ?
Who needs bigger boat, I can takez it!! ………On second thought, I can has bigger boat?
No, Iz not from Missuz Pawz Fish Stix Companee – gouhway!
Roy Shyder awsum
Fishee wuz meckanikul
Moovee iz much Win!
Richurd Dryfuss steerd
t3h boat. Naymd 4 Killur Wayle.
Grayt Wyte’z ennemme
Roburt Shaw, growchee
Modern day Kapten Ayhab
hunteeng Moabee Dick
Jack.
Joz iz mah favrites moovey evr
I can haz cello for makin da scaary shark commin muusic?
U kin do it wid kazoo as well, but it nawt kwite as dramatikal…
omgzwtf!!! ay jus has a dreem las night abowt catz an sarkz. don worree i saved the kitteh
land shark!
candygram!
Is for Mongo.
SNL ref FTW!
AND Blazing Saddles.
Double win!!
Lessee…..#6, #7…un hunh…#30, #31….yes I believe, so, I can replace those for about, oh, $6000, u have mastercard? No? Well not to worry, I have harpoon, and fix those IN A HURRY….
(any dentists here?)
Candy gram.
Okeh, Big Bloo dood, I’ll leed teh stoopy goggie in heer an then yu can hav him. We maik gud partners, k?
Us predaturs gots to stik togither.
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROY SCHEIDER YOU DING BATS!
“Rob Schneider is…The Lolcat!” (Rated PG-13)
Yous go in teh cardboards, cardboards goes in teh water, yous go in teh water, lolshark’s in the water…our lolshark.
Lolshark has dead eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes.
win
Cat is maybe thinkink perhaps “Are not offen you see bright-electric-bloo shark what are fuzzy.” Then realisink are seeink from many too close.
i bought u sum filai o fishes but mah shark eeted them.
Hay! Zat’s same boat Strongbad usez on the Strongbad RiverQuest SafariVenture!
“That was a close call…”
Yaaaaaaaaaay 4 Strongbad, he’s mai persinal guru.
dez wuz nt a boat acceedent
Dentist Cat sez
teef luk fine, kthxbai
…i sez bai, plz…
…go wai now…
…halp?
Robert Shaw Kitteh sez: “…Joon teh 29th nineteenfoartyfiev, aneewai, we delivered teh bomb”
Actually, I think it was Roy Scheider cat….
That’s some bad hat Harry!
I can has way to go hom? Am tird and want go to bed. Had littul drnk .5hour ago an went rite to mah hed.
I like the pic but Richard Dreyfuss never said ‘You’re gonna need a bigger boat”. The line was spoken by Roy Scheider…..a minor flaw but the pic is still funny..
Actually Roy Scheider said they needed a bigger boat ;p But oh well, still funny picture
its actually Rob Shneider that says it but cute pic either wise
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