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Iz dis da reel Mad-eye Teddy or da ebil impostur? Harry Potter kitteh needs to noe!
When I was tiny, I had a Teddy Ruxpin doll that spoke and blinked and moved his mouth. One of his eyes broke, though, and I was so scared of the gaping hole that my mom had to make an eye patch for him. This cat has it RIGHT ON. Full of win in all directions.
I wuz skeered of Teddeh Ruckpinz newayz. Culdn’t mayk sleepz in same room wiff him. He culd tyrn hisself on bai hisself, I swarez! *hidez*
I had to turn all my dolls towards the wall before bed- they had the open/close eyes. (i is old fart) And I hatez the episode of the Twilight Zone that has the indestructible dolly. shudder
I remember! (Yikes!) “My name is Talking Tina, and I’m going to kill you!”
As a pinball player, my memories are fonder: “Hi, I’m Talking Tina! Here’s your extra ball!” *boom* “Hee-hee-hee!”
Me also! It freeked me owt totallee. It still gibs me big chillz!!!
Myn tew!!
When my brother was in the Navy, they would on occasion have boats pull alongside for inspection.
One time they were aboard the ship of the inventor of Teddy R!
I had teh Teddy Ruxpin too! But I feded mine Runts, and broak his jaw. Mai Mom was so mad, yuse gais. D:
also….never play an AC/DC tape in a Teddy Ruxpin….poor bear just can’t quite keep up with Brian and Angus and the boys….
mai cuzin hads a teddy ruckspyn an we useta put da metallica tayps ins hims an jus laff an laff.
You too huh?? Lulz!
i neber had a teddy rukspyn but liekwys, wen at mah frens we thotted it hillaryus to maeks hims sing an dans to “Gurlz Jus Wanna Hab Fun”. sumhao it fitted teh expreshun awn himz faec purrficktly.
YouTube inspiration!!!
I think every family who was raising a child in the late 80’s has a photo album with a picture in it of a Teddy Ruxpin talking away and a three-year-old child with an expression like “….oh……my…. GOD…”
I know my family does.
And my next door neighbor family does.
And the kids I used to babysit do.
…omg!!1! ware hiz mouf goes? He no canz have cheezburger- ebber. I sad.
AYe muss eetz cheezburger foar teddi bahr….inz himz hahner…
U beat me to it!! GMTA!
*LOLZ* Grate minez fink awike, yesh?
Yesh!!!
Aye maidz u an eye but aye eated it.
U beated me 2 it LOLZ
Him need sum heelp. Call him dockter!
Hey, bear! ur a doktor!
Callng himz doktor din help. Twy taking himz to vet!!
Oh noes! Den teh harbles gits snippeded!
I don think teh bare gots harbls eether.
Po po teddee bahr…himz gotz no mouf….himz gots no aye….himz gots no harbles….iz so sad….
Kitteh gotz mouf… kitteh gotz aye… kitteh gotz harbles…
Bare sez, “Yew kompleat meh.”
Ah buts himz has kitteh 2 lurv!!
Avtur dis trawmutaiyzing expeereeyense, littul blak kitn wawked arownd wif hr aiyz clozt fr tu weekz. Much bumpin intu fingz until Mama Kitteh explaynd difurens beetween littul kitnz an teddee bayrz.
I got nuttin.
Dat little face is so matchin the caption.
I can’t take it.
*SPLORT*
iz sown ov mashin nerfball into own braaaaainz? or mebbe teh hed eksploedn?
Hims eye has bin lubbed klene awf! Aww! Pore Teddy. Him mus be bery oald.
No be sad for himz. Bin lubbed so long, himz REAL.
Velveteen Teddee Bahr?
Darrkwolff FTW!
Aw shucks!
I has a teddee ber, I lubbed her noze and mouf rite off. She sitz on mah bukshelf naow and maeks me smyle.
LOL this lolcat is TEH WIN!!! the look on the cat’s face is so phunneh!
How much can an enemy comcatant teddy bear?
Kieeh furr the defenz sai, “Mah klient mai have kunfessed to eetin all the honeys.
But ah belief mah klient wuz co-erseded.”
“Furthrmoar, ai hav fotos of Mr Rove paying teh pig an teh dawnky to plant honey, explosifs, an a poascard from Mr Bin Laden in hiz tree! On Christmas Day, laydeez an gennulmen!”
kitteh goin “deez f&%kerz iz krayzee!! Thay haz cut awf Mr Poo’s bitz az well!! Ai gonna need awl mai ninja skilz ta get owt ov diss wun…”
Keerful, kitteh! Duzznt u noes hao Mr. Pu losted himz aye? Well, has u seen Kill Bill?? Yowch! U bettur has teh mad skillz!
This must be the BEST pic and cap of the century! I heart it to bits.
Know-bah-dee has put out my Aye!
Oooooh Ecxtrmely clssekul refrenz! Has kitteh named Nemo for di reezun, evrybuddy tinks becuz of stuupid fish. Pleh!
I hadz a Nemo kitty, 2.
Teh Oddity FTW!
Teddy is veteran of Great War against Cabbage Patch Dolls, fought back in de 70s. Hyoomans has no idea what ebil lurks behind doll’s innucent faces! Bears fight bravely to save hyoomankind. Now Teddy hearz rumorz dat Cabbage Patch dolls is comin’ back??
MEDDICK!!
Confuezd baer iz awl happee “Eye one! Eye one!”
Reality kitteh iz awl “oh dood, haow ai gonna tell him…”
Confuzed bear shud b sayin, “One eye! One eye!”
Dere’s nuffin saddr dan a teddy bare wif no depth perception
mor importent then wher hiz eye gonz
whut happnz to hiz gentils
himz hav sum serius problms wit disapeerinz partz
OMG……….wherzz hanz
*Kitteh luks behind him at someun* WTF! Can you believe dis?
OR
Teddy Bear when new: $20.00
Teddy Bear now: $1 gazillion
Look on Kitteh’s face: Priceless
no wai, wuzzn’t me! i wud neber steel himz eye! hao kin u eben sugjest such a fing??! …wut, dat? oh, nuffin. just a, um, uh, olive I dropt frum teh pizza I wuz just eetin. rly.
Kitteh he sez i swairz we wuz jus playn adn den t3h teddeh partsez jus comed off liek crazzee aul ovr da plaes – nau Iz gonna haz awl kindz a nietmairsez!
Romantic Kitteh says: Dis mi funnee Valumtne. Be singing da song if you likes but no laffin pleez!
Teddee Bayr lawst himz
iee! Needz 2 fynd itz an maykz
Teddee awll bettah!
Teddee’z iee lykez a
Monnee. Iz flatt andz kood roallz
awllmoast enneewayr
Prittee Wun fynded
Teddee’z iee wiff Kitteh’s halp.
Prepz 4 surjurree
Jack.
BRILLYNT!
It r Mr. Burns Lost Teddy BoBo!!
Ooooh, it’s full uv heddee goodniss!!!!
Teddy Bear, I has it.
Poor poor pookie…hey wait a minute…WHOSE EYE DIDJA WANNA REPLACE HIS WITH?…It’s a trap? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I has same baar!
Cept myne baar iz blak an bayz.
Now he’s gots pacheyez too. 29 yeerz duz that two a baar.
I ALSO HAS SAM BARE!
BUT MINE IS WHITE!
WITH SAME BROKEN EYEZ CAUZ I HAVE HIM FOREVER.
CALL HIM TED. AND HE STILL SLEEPS IN MY BED.
Might be the cutest kittayn EVAR
Yiss I did it! An if he goze aftur mah cheezburgur agin I skratch teh uther wun owt too!!
Pick dat up befor teh bebbeh swallers it!
Fink of the loltoddlers!
Yungist kitteh sez Han Me Down Bearz – DO NOT WANT!!! Wanna hav own bear to lurve to def!!!
But store dis wun for fyoochoor, mite be worf a monee in 20 yeerz!
I think this is my favorite picture EVER — that kitteh is SO saying OMG! Cracks me up——falls into giggle fit, co-workers stare….
why teh co-werkers not to be gettin teh lolcats? I tink r phunny, i sharez wit teh co-werkers, tehy not laff, tehy tink eye beez crazee. wtf?
i fink teh kitteh eated teh eye. Kitteh has luk of kitteh hu eated kanary
i lose my mind when i look at this, every time. it is hands down the best LOL cat ever.
Yep, yep, yep. He’s saying omg for sure. Maybe the best lolcat I’ve ever seen. I laugh every time.
OMG!!! i have that same bear in green and it’s missing the same eye… freakishly enough, that bear is like forty years old… well, mine is.. my grandfather won it for my grandmother at a street fair.. and it’s so old and squished ad loved… and i know it’s the same because of the shape, the seam placement, the way the nose is cronshed down.. and the texture.. omg.. i still can’t believe there is another out there.. i love my alien teddy.
OMG – ware da pichur goes???!!!1!1! Can’t see ma favorit lolcat evah…
uhm me to be thinkng taht many lots of teh picsures on ICHC link to pichaturs on photobucket,com an when ppl taek thier pichsers off photobucket ICHC looses them tooo D:
seerch foar “bucket” an all the lost pikshers from photobucket come up because “bucket” is in there embed tag source
sadnes!!1