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Iz “Dark Shadows”? U B vampire kitteh?
We used to race home from school to watch Dark Shadows. School let out at 3 and we could be home at 3:05 if we ran. We were addicted to that show….
Iz barn-u-bus.
I was too! Got home just at 3!!
Is Nosferatu?
oh noes. now i watch mai bak. i skeered.
FOOLS!! Soon, awl ur cheezburgers will belawng to meh. MWAH HA *koff koff* oh, ascooz meh. *ahem* MWAH HA HAAAAA…
MWA HA HA HA HA HAH !!!
Jus luuk at dat pikchur of t3h teddehbaer iv yous needz to seez hau much damij a kitteh candu!
I has sins.
Hahahah this post is made of wins!
Let me show you them
Bhayv urselfs!!
no! ur not mai mummeh!
Fur gib me Fadder, I haz bin bad kitteh! Ich bin free dayz since ma las confeshun.
I lied – on da cowch.
I murdered – a floofy toy.
I lied – in a sunbeem.
I stole – da hearts ov manee peepull.
I am still a glootin for cheezburger.
I wuz mad wen da little persun pulled ma tail, an I scratched ‘em.
I lied – under da sheets on da bed.
I climbed de skreen doar cuz I saw a birdee.
I lied – in a warm lap and made air biskits
——-
Yur penance iz:
2 Howr Fur-therz
3 Hail Meowries
Go an sin no moar, lil kitteh!
Win.
u iz very fummy!
Much WIN, B!
U furgotted:
I cursed – My lack of ‘possabil fumbz!
Jack.
EEEHHHHKkssellent!!!
Okey, if u finds de lite sweech, i gibs u maney cheezburgers, thxpleez
I iz skeered, but onlee fur mai ankles, leetle kitteh.
I r satan reinkarnate?
Dyslexic kitteh sez “I are Santa reinkarnate”
really dyslexic kitteh sez dood! I are a teabag!
Kitteh puttin da sexy in dyslexia???
Or kitteh haz a dali insted ov a teddee?
I tink mos kittehs wood be teebagz, cuz dey keep gettin in hawt water!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Shadow kitteh knows!
everybuddy ar already postin what I’s thinkin today…. originalitee – I’m doin it rong
but much wins to u for shadow ref
Hu noze wut cheezburgers lurk in de hart ov de frij?
De frij lyte noze!
Iffn you lieks teh old radio dramas, check http://www.live365.com. Is wunnerful.
This one is amazing…
Itz teh Blair Kitteh Project! I see ded cheezburgerz! Now to be eatin dem. Nom nom nom!
lulz I posted at exact same time. we can haz great minds?
now I is scurred…;)
Iznt dat frum Da Sicks Centz? I mene abaut t3h ded cheezburgerz?
Yes. In mah ecksitemint, I micksed refurensez. Mah bad. I sry. Kthxbai.
(az teh kamera jerks all around vyolentlee) I iz so scurred rite nao….
winz!! dementid mynds tink alyk.
I wuz havin teh exak same thaut.
Blair Wich kitteh….is skeart.
In soviet russia, rebenj has u!
I iz in ur wardobez
Makin new Cure videeoz
Liddil Kitteh roamz
at nyte. Meltz n2 shaddoz
an stayz owt uv syte
Sylent az a breeze
Seemz 2 deefye Grabbitee
wiff unkannee eeze
Checkz eech rume, wun
bai wun. Hewminz arz sleepeeng.
Now itz tyme 4 phun!
Jack.
Oh, how Vincent Price-esque!!! I can hear him reciting this….too cool! MWAHAHAHAHA
Ai heer Vincent Price wid teh “Thriller” myewzik in bakgrownd.
Dis be mah frendz kuyt kitteh, I think I make the other kitteh pictures public now, share the kitteh cuteness with the wurld!
Plz do!
mah revenj is maek u ded of cute.
Iz workin, bebe!! ***ASPLODE!!****
Alfred Hitchcat would be proud
He was 2 skered to make ‘The Katz’, so insted he dided ‘the boids’. It make kittehs leb him alonz.
squrielly kitteh has your nutz (i’m going to hell for that line lol)
I r gunna eet ur Souls! i are SOULEETARR!
But I is so tinee, I kin onlee eet a lil bit… kin u sayv teh rest in a tuperwere kontaynur 4 laytur, plz?
okays
I R SOWLNIBLAR!
nom nom nomlet.
F!!!T!!!W!!!!!!
Sowlniblar!!
I laff mai guts out… bleah I ded!!!11
I r feendish.
And dasteerdlee.
See how i feendishly rubz mah handz.
All ur cheezburgurz r belongz to me!!!
Come closer my pretteeee…wanna see what’s in my paws?
*Bop*
That’s for waking me up at 4 am…dang it!, now close that light
and let me sleep!
invissibull oppoanent iz shadow boxt . . .
pa-pow, pa-pow!
Gollum kitteh says:
nastee hobbitses haz mai preshusssssss cheezburgers!
curses dem! curses dem!!!!
What’s burgerz preshusss?
Iz dey good wif tay-ters?
oh yes, vary gud wif french freid tayters!!! nom, nom, nom….
ai’s hungree naow
I am wild desprit nokturnal preditor plannin teh terrifyin attak on mah lawful prey – yer feets. Soon I com creepin…crreepin…creeeeepin up on yer bed an den –
POWNSE!!!
BWA HA HAH HAAAAAAH!
Um…sumbuddy pik me up on teh bed, plz?
(an kwit callin me kyoot.)
(OK: let’s try it one more time, down here, w the link broken… )
O- M- G WHAT THE H. 3. L. L. ???
boingboing.net/images/LOLchart-07.jpg
Wow, that’s kewl!!
Wooo!! I made it to the site! How rad!! I’m reading through these comments grinning ear to eat, y’all! Too funny!! Attack kitten’s name is Tigger, by the way
Dis b ur kyuts kitteh??
is mah mom’s frenz kitteh
cute, innit?
oh, i should say, he’s eating the camera cord, that
Oh hai, I tottally din’t wet ur bed.
I iz wachin skaree movee…
Dun’t go down to teh celler!
Srsly!
Stoopid huminz.
OMG whut will happenz next?!
Caturday the 14th!!!
Kittee made unfrotunate erorr; forgotted to put sign on darkroom dore. Now somebodys has walked strolled in; light has runed pour kittee’s film pictures photograbs.
Pour, pour kittee. No wonder looks so upsetted.
u shal die!!!!
wel shur. buts ma leggy see wils liv on!
when the humen race dies off… lolcats will rule the world!!!!!!!1!!! ;D
wel, they wil
They allreddy do!
zomg! u right!!!!!
skurred kitteh iz haidun from teh monstahs. He beez haidun in ur bathroom cabnuts!
Frgive me fathr fur I hav sinned… I iz bad kitteh wif lots 2 cunfes
“OMG Iz so skared. Sumthin’s out there!”
it is i… lolcat!!!!!…u shall all die!!!
The Blair Kitteh Project
Dis oen is juss playn KLASIK. sooper awsum pic, sooper awsum cap. (also lyk “I HAS SINS — let me show u them” combo frum Kevin/MarkDay, upthred)
Shud be Oktobr foto in teh LOLcalendr!
i is gollum
i’s lookin fer teh preshus
haz u seen it?
iz nots qwite hykoo yet.
huh
i wuzent evun tryen fer hykoo
i try agen
“i is teh gollum
i’s lookin fer teh preshus
haz u gais seen it?”
o i noes. wuz mesin wichoo. buts teh noo hykoo werks gud enywaiz.
ZOMG!
Iz sugar from No Contree moovee
[...] eye willz plot mai revenge. soon. [...]
[...] o dun wurree. i b plottin mai rebenge. [...]
wow, she looks really scared… poor kitty =(
[...] i iz in ur shadowz… [...]
u haz stoled mah cheezberger…
nao u must pai…