Comments on: Do you has mah CheezBurger ?

By: dakota

dakota — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:31:59 +0000

meh kitteh haz mutash 2 !!1!

By: Mike Drummie

Mike Drummie — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:32:44 +0000

Oh i getcha, pay at this window, cheezburger at nex

By: Shay

Shay — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:24:16 +0000

Oh noes, I nawt has ur burger.

….But I blevies I mite has ur stapler.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:57:26 +0000

Oops, I mean here:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/27/i-has-a-eggplant/#comments

(Has ta scroll down wif teh odder link)

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:28:58 +0000

Loleggplant here:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/tag/has/page/2/

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:09:47 +0000

Peepin Tom kat is peepin.

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:07:46 +0000

Certainlee wd be betta dan the 1 we had! An much, much kewter too!

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:58:36 +0000

Az dey sey “Kittehs were once worshipped as gods and dey hav NEVER forgotten it!”

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:01:39 +0000

Ur ant & nuncle were totally gud peeps! If dey’re no longer wid us, no dowt dey’re in kitteh hevvin. (Dat’s ware u go wen kittehz vouch 4 u- it’z liek a VIP rume at a niteclub.)

By: Astarid

Astarid — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:42:50 +0000

Rite is ezactly correct!1!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:35:18 +0000

Mah Tux luved cheezy poofs – he wud carefully hook wun owt of teh bowl wif his paw wen he thot I waznt lukin, then run off an eat it – or most of it – an then come bak for anuther wun. He tended to leeve soggy likked bits arownd for me to step on. I never skolded him for steeling becuz it was so kyoot and he wuz so careful to taik wun at a time!!

By: BioHazard064

BioHazard064 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:47:18 +0000

“I can has Cheezburger, You can has Outside Privileges”

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:58:02 +0000

sure, why not? that gave me a hilarious mental image of an eggplant with kitty ears and a tail.

we can has loleggplant?! eggplolant? …k, mebbe nawt. still gud awn teh grill tho.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:44:27 +0000

Ai want mai munny bish!!!

By: stend

stend — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:44:27 +0000

for a second I thought you wrote ‘ancient eggplant’, and I thought “OK that works”

By: stend

stend — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:42:34 +0000

there’s now a vaccume cleaner salesman ‘hobo mark’ on your fence for ‘cat hair’, warning them away

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:30:31 +0000

win mah liddul one was abowt 3, he wuz eetin da Cheetoz. I toldz him dat if he didden stop eetin da Cheetoz, he wuz gunna tern into a Cheeto. Oh look! I sed. Yer fingerz are all orange! It’s startin! He lukked at me wif eyez big as dinner playtz, an I started laffin and told him I wuz tellin storeez.. I shood be in the mommy hall of shame — but itz naoh a fambly joke.

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:10:46 +0000

Dis kitteh remind meh of mai auntie’s howse in Arkinsaw. U be sittin in da thrown room on teh second floar, doin bizness, and kitteh lookz in windo. Hello kitteh! Him clime tree to get up on roof and greet u, furst thing inna morning.

Mai auntie nuncle wuz good peeps. They took care of a herd of about 26 feral kittehs (takes kittehs to vet in town, gets them spayed or neutered, feeds them, keeps them in heated tool shed at night so the coyotes don’t get them.)

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:45:38 +0000

luckeez!!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:44:28 +0000

mmm… choklit.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:21:31 +0000

Kitteh is lukin in Whyte Hows winder, sayin “I heer u has an openin 4 a noo Atternee Jenrul? I kin do dat. I got refrunsez!”

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:18:39 +0000

U pay naow, bish!!!

I need 2 git mai drink on.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:17:04 +0000

WIN!!!!!!!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:15:08 +0000

Doan’t hide, just answer teh door nekkid, wid soodo-satanik simbols drawn awl ober ur body wid lipstik! (But be BERY polyte. “Sry, cud u come bak laytur? I’m in teh middl uv sumting rite naow…”)

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:15 +0000

He iz sekund-storee man.

By: DevilBunnies

DevilBunnies — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:42:51 +0000

Cat Burglar is casing the joint.

By: Jude

Jude — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:30:35 +0000

Butt stikking to slaid… FTW!!1! (An ouchies.)

By: Jude

Jude — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:27:01 +0000

Big kitteh b watchin u.

By: bruisin raincloud

bruisin raincloud — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:45:24 +0000

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

By: Sabretoof

Sabretoof — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:06:17 +0000

Umm, Hai, Ah iz kitteh frum down teh street. U leff ur hedlytz on.

By: Sparqz

Sparqz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:26:55 +0000

One name… Johnny Depp! Check out that pirate makeup!

By: miss foots

miss foots — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:04:45 +0000

an brake me off a pees ob tat kit kat bar

By: miss foots

miss foots — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:03:09 +0000

Is greak punkin kitteh bein a jakolantern

By: miss foots

miss foots — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:01:39 +0000

but ai caint pai teh rent
you mus pai teh rent
but ai caine pai teh rent.
Whoa steed I pai teh rent
mah heerow
curtsies foyled agin

By: miss foots

miss foots — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:57:38 +0000

is the Avon Kitteh

By: frida_fan66

frida_fan66 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:28:07 +0000

no no no..drivez thru to the next window

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:24:58 +0000

an iz yoo arown Stend – yoo haz ta haz better R&S ref foar an invertd kitteh an a syko chi wah wah dan diss?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:21:29 +0000

mebbe sum choklit mouse an cheezburgr cakez foar dezurt?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:04:44 +0000

Yeh, I orderd uh nummer fyv camboo, wif extry lettis, noo onyons, an uh smal frys. Alsoo, uh chawklet shayke, an cud i gets extry napkeens, an alsoo somfin ta maik shoor mah butt doez nawt get stuk too de slyd agin? Tank u. Oo, an put a cherey awn de shayk. Fanks!

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:47:49 +0000

Rat-at-toolie, of courz!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:48:24 +0000

We cud feetchure a TeeVee Cuukeeng show – furst we needz moar ingreedienz. Heer we has awlredeh teh mice cream, teh mouseturd, teh cat soup. Duz NEwun hav moar? Yummmmm!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:34:43 +0000

No mouseturd? ! ? ! ? U not liekz teh mouseturdz?

By: B!

B! — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:15:04 +0000

Sounz good, wher kin I sign up?

By: oragekittahservant

oragekittahservant — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:52:14 +0000

Ferris Bueller ref FTW!!!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:40:28 +0000

kitteh has teh muncheez… “lemme also get a mice creem, wif a wafful kone, an sum popcorns, an, um – OOO! i can has funnel caek? sweet!!”

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:39:10 +0000

Oh wht a kewt kitteh — loks liek mah Daisy. I knowz kitteh wantz to come in den get Cheezburger den Lotsa snorgles den a gud nap on Mom’s pilows.

Den, aftur napp, cry 2 go back outsid, plai, climb on porch rof & start all ober!!!

Cud do dis 4 times onna sumer dai wid much dailight. In winder, onli do once, den stai in & sleeep on radiatur!!!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:35:58 +0000

BTW – I haven’t seen a vacuum cleaner salesman in years… do you think it was the cat hair? They all got together and exchanged addresses that were a waste of time?

By: D Marie

D Marie — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:34:01 +0000

Or invite him in and try to convert him. It’s fun. They usually leave pretty quickly, though.

By: stend

stend — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:30:39 +0000

it’s a jehovah’s witness !!! quick – everybody hide !!!

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:20:49 +0000

Tenusei Wilyums FTW!