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Kitteh fakin u out, he eated the cheezburger alredy! He gots cheezes all overs his faice!
First thing I thought, tooo!!!
maybe he just eating teh cheezy poofs…
Mah Tux luved cheezy poofs – he wud carefully hook wun owt of teh bowl wif his paw wen he thot I waznt lukin, then run off an eat it – or most of it – an then come bak for anuther wun. He tended to leeve soggy likked bits arownd for me to step on. I never skolded him for steeling becuz it was so kyoot and he wuz so careful to taik wun at a time!!
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
win mah liddul one was abowt 3, he wuz eetin da Cheetoz. I toldz him dat if he didden stop eetin da Cheetoz, he wuz gunna tern into a Cheeto. Oh look! I sed. Yer fingerz are all orange! It’s startin! He lukked at me wif eyez big as dinner playtz, an I started laffin and told him I wuz tellin storeez.. I shood be in the mommy hall of shame — but itz naoh a fambly joke.
Nope. no burgerz here.
Nope. nuh uh.
But u kin come in….
I has snorgles!!!!
Outside cat is outside.
it’s a jehovah’s witness !!! quick – everybody hide !!!
Or invite him in and try to convert him. It’s fun. They usually leave pretty quickly, though.
BTW – I haven’t seen a vacuum cleaner salesman in years… do you think it was the cat hair? They all got together and exchanged addresses that were a waste of time?
is the Avon Kitteh
there’s now a vaccume cleaner salesman ‘hobo mark’ on your fence for ‘cat hair’, warning them away
Doan’t hide, just answer teh door nekkid, wid soodo-satanik simbols drawn awl ober ur body wid lipstik! (But be BERY polyte. “Sry, cud u come bak laytur? I’m in teh middl uv sumting rite naow…”)
Rite is ezactly correct!1!
O hai. Dis rewf iz haily unstaebl.
I ask no MAYO, and you give me MAYO
no cheezbrgr for you
Sorree – I thot u sed Meeow.
I saw what you did there. And I disapproves.
Oh, hai – um – nobudy ansered the dorbell. So wen I saw the laddur, I thot…oh, i see yuse bizy.
Aneeway, can Rudy com owt an play?
Um – nise bedspred, by teh way. kthxbai.
I kno ur in there, Bueller!
Ferris Bueller ref FTW!!!
I dun’t haz cheezburger.
I haz bukkit!
wut u meen, dis izn’t teh driev-thru?? i wayts so pashentlee!
Want friez wif dat?
yesplzthx!! i has been waytin awl dae fur sumwun to asks!! an doan fergit teh pikuls!
You want teh unyuns too? And cat-sup?
no, hol teh pikuls, hol teh lettis
an cat soup? no way
k, no pikuls or lettis fur miss foots, extry pikuls foar mien kthx, i’ll jus taek hers, aaaan… extry catsup, no mouseturd.
No mouseturd? ! ? ! ? U not liekz teh mouseturdz?
An’ I gaved teh munnyz to da uthur windowz? whar mah burgur!?!
Jus cos I got a brown nose don mean i gots to say “Pleez”
O hai, can joo fitx mah mustach it be krooked.
When u said u had slide in ur bak yardz, ah thot u meant ’sliderz’.
So much fer back yard fullz ov ‘burgerz.
(Ur hom is ur White Kastle mah ginger feline azz!)
Hows didz Kitteh getz
awn rufe? Itz Kittehz seekrit
an himz nawt tellin!
Kitteh kood skratch awn
Windo, but iz moar phunn 2 spyz
awn sillee Hewminz
Liddil Prettee Wun
iz allwayz awn tallkee fing.
Livz 2 haz drama
Kitchin Windo iz
kloase bie. Koodz leep daown an fyndz
owt whutz 4 dinner
Jack.
trik r treet.
What you meen I needs costume and has to wate to Hello een
i iz cat, dood! i iz anshent egipshun gawd disgyzzed as an ordinaree pet. nao, maek wif teh cheezburger sakryfieses!!!
an brake me off a pees ob tat kit kat bar
mmm… choklit.
for a second I thought you wrote ‘ancient eggplant’, and I thought “OK that works”
sure, why not? that gave me a hilarious mental image of an eggplant with kitty ears and a tail.
we can has loleggplant?! eggplolant? …k, mebbe nawt. still gud awn teh grill tho.
Loleggplant here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/tag/has/page/2/
Oops, I mean here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/27/i-has-a-eggplant/#comments
(Has ta scroll down wif teh odder link)
Az dey sey “Kittehs were once worshipped as gods and dey hav NEVER forgotten it!”
Totalitarian kitty is monitoring your obedience.
Big kitteh b watchin u.
WIN!!!!!!!
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Oh, Romeow, Romeow, whyfore art thow Romeow?
Deny thy pawther and meefuse thy name;
Or if thou wail not, be but sworn my luv
And Ile no longer purr a Catulet.
*applause*
WIN!!
And to think they called Tybalt the “Prince of Cats” in the play!
Tybalt: And what would you have of me?
Mercutio: Good King of Cats, just one of your nine lives!
Now that’s a peeping Tom
Hahaha.
pun intended.
Google cat
iz invadin ur privucy
Rufe must not be maid o’ tinn, or itz just not hot enuf…
Tenusei Wilyums FTW!
U want starey kontest wit me? Breeng it on stoopy hewmin!
oops, wrong house- but seweusly, do you hav sums cheezburgers?
i will gladly pay you tomorrow for a
cheezburger today
Now, kitteh– how many times I gots to tell you?
MONEYS at this windo, cheezburger NEXT windo.
Dat Kitteh has villian Face (wif fansee Moostash) Sez “PAI DA RENT!”
OMG! It’s Pearlkitteh!
U pay now!
I put you on teh street.
but ai caint pai teh rent
you mus pai teh rent
but ai caine pai teh rent.
Whoa steed I pai teh rent
mah heerow
curtsies foyled agin
U pay naow, bish!!!
I need 2 git mai drink on.
Ai want mai munny bish!!!
I will glady pay yuz tomorrow
fer a cheezburger today
Dat’s suposd to b Tuesday – “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday….” !
Tomoroe is Monday!
Please don remind me…..ugh.
not sur kittehs no daz of week-
day just knows food, sleep,purr, poop…. repeat
luckeez!!
Y…hallo thar!
Look at those kitty lips.
I love kitty lips.
and goggie lips
kitteh has bin awn teh slippery slide ov smoekin grass – can tell frawm teh glassy aiez.
kitteh has teh muncheez… “lemme also get a mice creem, wif a wafful kone, an sum popcorns, an, um – OOO! i can has funnel caek? sweet!!”
We cud feetchure a TeeVee Cuukeeng show – furst we needz moar ingreedienz. Heer we has awlredeh teh mice cream, teh mouseturd, teh cat soup. Duz NEwun hav moar? Yummmmm!
Rat-at-toolie, of courz!
mebbe sum choklit mouse an cheezburgr cakez foar dezurt?
an iz yoo arown Stend – yoo haz ta haz better R&S ref foar an invertd kitteh an a syko chi wah wah dan diss?
Oh wht a kewt kitteh — loks liek mah Daisy. I knowz kitteh wantz to come in den get Cheezburger den Lotsa snorgles den a gud nap on Mom’s pilows.
Den, aftur napp, cry 2 go back outsid, plai, climb on porch rof & start all ober!!!
Cud do dis 4 times onna sumer dai wid much dailight. In winder, onli do once, den stai in & sleeep on radiatur!!!
Sounz good, wher kin I sign up?
Yeh, I orderd uh nummer fyv camboo, wif extry lettis, noo onyons, an uh smal frys. Alsoo, uh chawklet shayke, an cud i gets extry napkeens, an alsoo somfin ta maik shoor mah butt doez nawt get stuk too de slyd agin? Tank u. Oo, an put a cherey awn de shayk. Fanks!
Butt stikking to slaid… FTW!!1! (An ouchies.)
no no no..drivez thru to the next window
Is greak punkin kitteh bein a jakolantern
One name… Johnny Depp! Check out that pirate makeup!
Umm, Hai, Ah iz kitteh frum down teh street. U leff ur hedlytz on.
Cat Burglar is casing the joint.
He iz sekund-storee man.
Kitteh is lukin in Whyte Hows winder, sayin “I heer u has an openin 4 a noo Atternee Jenrul? I kin do dat. I got refrunsez!”
Certainlee wd be betta dan the 1 we had! An much, much kewter too!
Dis kitteh remind meh of mai auntie’s howse in Arkinsaw. U be sittin in da thrown room on teh second floar, doin bizness, and kitteh lookz in windo. Hello kitteh! Him clime tree to get up on roof and greet u, furst thing inna morning.
Mai auntie nuncle wuz good peeps. They took care of a herd of about 26 feral kittehs (takes kittehs to vet in town, gets them spayed or neutered, feeds them, keeps them in heated tool shed at night so the coyotes don’t get them.)
Ur ant & nuncle were totally gud peeps! If dey’re no longer wid us, no dowt dey’re in kitteh hevvin. (Dat’s ware u go wen kittehz vouch 4 u- it’z liek a VIP rume at a niteclub.)
“I can has Cheezburger, You can has Outside Privileges”
Peepin Tom kat is peepin.
Oh noes, I nawt has ur burger.
….But I blevies I mite has ur stapler.
Oh i getcha, pay at this window, cheezburger at nex